I had a terrible nightmayor last night while I was sleeping. In it, I was lost in town as I usually am, and accidentally wandered downstairs into a basement bar filled with neon lights. There, I witnessed two g#mers assailing my old friend I play backgammon with, Frank. I stepped in to defend him and the g#mers turned on me immediately, forcing me to sit in a chair.

One of the g#mers told me "you will watch this footage and tell us what you think". They turned on the TV and there it was: Grant Thief Otter Six, Florida Edition. I began to sweat and squirm as the footage continued. However, I was surprised at how boring the footage actually was. The characters, Jacia and Lucien, would say things like "Careful L, I smell something strange up ahead" and "I know that smell J, I've smelled it once in my life at a police station - it's the smell of cops." They would drive around, occasionally getting stuck in traffic, occasionally using the sidewalk or bike lane as a lane, but no one was depicted getting injured.

This would continue for 35 minutes, driving, getting stuck in traffic, and occasionally making illegal lane changes. It was terrifying of course, but not the most violent. It was pretty boring, overall.

After the footage was over, one of the g#mers asked, "What do you think of the best masterpiece to ever come out in ten years?" Just as I was about to speak, the other g#mer injected me with TRUTH SERUM. I was shocked and answered "That was the most boring thing I've ever seen in my life".

That caused the g#mers to see red.

One of the g#mers raised a fist at me, but I backed up and started to turn to flee with Frank. But the other g#mer materialized in front of us with a gun pointed at us. "We can't let you leave here alive with an opinion like that" he said. Then the gun fired, and I woke up in a cold sweat, at 7:00 in the afternoon, with Matlock playing on the TV.

This nightmayor proves g#mers are evil, because even when they claim the g#me isn't violent, THEY are violent when you criticize their g#me.

- Old Gerald