r/BeAmazed • u/New_Libran • Aug 12 '26
Skill / Talent Didn't know log fishing was a thing
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u/asromatifoso Aug 12 '26 edited Aug 13 '26
Those guys are really accurate with the spears and they're throwing them hard!
No idea what for but impressive.
Edit: Clearly, I know they're throwing them at the logs, I just don't know why.
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u/magirevols Aug 13 '26
Teach a man to fish and you will feed him for a day, Teach a man to fish wood and they could probably make some kind of raft or fort?
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u/El_Peregrine Aug 13 '26
Fish wood is not a phrase one hears every day
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u/Pun_In_Ten_Did Aug 13 '26
How much wood would a fish wood would if a fish wood could would wood.
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u/BadgerAwkward Aug 13 '26
How much wood would a wood fish fish, if a wood fish would fish wood.
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u/samwise58 Aug 13 '26
Would wood would a wood would wood if a would wood would wood would?
The wood may never know!
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u/MusicNChemistry Aug 13 '26
Usually I only use it in a sentence when describing your mom when she’s out drinking
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u/AtlantaPisser Aug 13 '26
Build a man a fire, he's warm for a day. Light a man on fire, and he's warm for the rest of his life.
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u/palmerry Aug 13 '26
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u/oap4900 Aug 13 '26
Teach a man to fish and you will feed him for the rest of his life. Teach a man to fish for logs and he will make a fire to cook the fish that you taught him how to catch, for the rest of his life. Probably
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u/TantalumMachinist Aug 13 '26
Buy a man eat fish, he day. Teach fish man to a lifetime.
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u/tofubirder Aug 19 '26
I just imagine their raft (made of logs) fell apart and are now spearing more to make another raft. Their raft will break and feed adventurers downstream.
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u/vieuxfort73 Aug 13 '26
I’d guess this is India or somewhere else in SE Asia with a high population density in the larger cities. Wood is still used for cooking and demand is greater than supply.
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u/Affectionate_Move991 Aug 13 '26
You're correct - it is India. You're partly correct - wood is used for cooking though everyone has LPG now. Wood is used for speciality cooking - kinda like wood fired pizza is a thing in Italy You may be incorrect - this seems to be for pyres. Most Hindus burn their dead, though significant numbers opt for electric cremation now.
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u/vieuxfort73 Aug 13 '26
Thank you, I had not thought of the pyres, and I had no idea electric cremation was a possibility.
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u/AspectDear4976 Aug 13 '26
if you are floating down the Ganges chances are you'd see bodies floating on the water in varying stages of decomposition
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u/1-800-ASS-DICK Aug 13 '26
It feels like I'm looking at an Indiana Jones film set
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u/No_Chain_362 Aug 13 '26
Go on a night cruise during a festival, it feels like that. A local guide through our service took us on a small boat.
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u/dinnerthief Aug 13 '26
Koshi barrage is the name of the place, and they do it to sell the wood.
Its not that much more work than say going to a plot of land cutting wood with a chainsaw and selling it later. But in this case you dont have to own or have access to land.
https://thehimalayantimes.com/nepal/landless-locals-collect-wood-from-koshi-for-a-living
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u/dyogenys Aug 13 '26
Why is there logs in the water?
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u/Upstairs_Goal_9493 Aug 13 '26
It's a river, logs naturally just fall into it from the thousands of miles of roverbanks it has. Grew up next to the Mississippi rover, and we would see logs and trees and things just floating by constantly.
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u/mostlybiguy69 Aug 13 '26
Dude, forest exist and rivers flow through them, trees fall in the woods, floods happen, and they get picked up and carried to the river, and then they float down the river and out into the ocean. Are they seriously not teaching this shit in schools these days?
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u/Dreadskull1991 Aug 13 '26
Ah yes, Forest River Floating Log 101 class. How could we forget?
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u/GayRacoon69 Aug 13 '26
I feel like the fact that trees fall down was probably mentioned in school. The question "if a tree falls and no one hears it did it make a sound" definitely was
On top of that schools are meant to teach common sense and critical thinking. It's not hard to connect the dots here. Trees fall. Sometimes into rivers. Then they get carried by the river
If you can't figure that out then maybe schools failed you or you've just never been around trees I guess
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u/idjsonik Aug 13 '26
I am curious as well as to why but not hating on the skill required
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u/danathecount Aug 13 '26
most likely to sell as firewood for funeral pyres
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u/Admirable_Average_32 Aug 13 '26
Whatever it is must be a decent little operation. There’s a lot of skill and safety involved aside from just some full body manual labor. I imagine they’re getting a bit of dough.
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u/Awkward-Ad4942 Aug 13 '26
They’re catching the logs so they can use them to make more spears, which they can then use to catch more logs..
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u/InsideMongoose3042 Aug 13 '26
I’m guessing as fuel for their cook stove at home? Possibly make carvings to sell to survive? Whatever reason the lengths they’re willing to go is mind blowing and must be worth it I guess
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u/SheriffBartholomew Aug 13 '26
I was guessing that they'll cut and sell this wood as fuel for fireplaces after drying it out.
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u/ferrrnando Aug 13 '26
They're throwing them hard to get them stuck in them logs
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u/Niznack Aug 13 '26
He actually got promoted for that comment. It's major obvious now
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u/Skeleton--Jelly Aug 13 '26
I thought they were trying to get them stuck in the water and failing. TIL.
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u/NoDoOversInLife Aug 13 '26
Sinker wood, depending upon the species and age, can be worth 1000's of dollars
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u/LemmyLola Aug 13 '26
I grew up in Ottawa, and there are people who find and collect timbers that sunk during the building of the Canal. It was completed in 1832 and the logs and heen timbers at the bottom are, in some cases, massive.,.. they're worth a LOT, as you said... I found out about the practice in the 80's, I have no idea if they're still doing it, but the Canal is 200km long so there could be a lot of timbers in there...
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u/iamblankenstein Aug 13 '26
considering the stack of logs behind them, they're probably either collecting them to use, or they're helping clear up the river from debris.
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u/No_Chain_362 Aug 13 '26
India, it's firewood for pyres, otherwise they have to buy more. Tons of stuff floats down hundreds of miles on those rivers.
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u/Alfred_The_Sartan Aug 13 '26
I know my folks used to go out and purchase drift wood as yard decorations. This could be some kind of cottage industry if they aren't using them for fire. If you dry out drift wood it can look really cool, but if they're using it for fire I have to say that the crap burns really quickly.
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u/DeepWaterNights Aug 13 '26
They need the wood to make log books to keep track of how many logs they fished!
Same principle as John Connor in terminator basically!
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u/Officialdabbyduck Aug 13 '26
Clearing debris before it clogs a bridge,common practice for 3rd world places
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u/woolsocksandsandals Aug 13 '26
Fire wood
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u/CoastMtns Aug 13 '26
Possibly an area, maybe in India, where wood is scarce. The area around the partnof the Ganges where the main funeral pyres take place wood is very expensive
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u/R4wden Aug 13 '26
That fact you had to put an edit that says that, tells me all I need to know about humanity
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u/Shamanjoe Aug 15 '26
Cleaning debris out of the water. Those logs have to be HEAVY though if they’re (wait for it) waterlogged. 🤣
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u/SwvellyBents Aug 13 '26
Ya cook it right it tastes just like pine.
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u/jacksonbarley Aug 13 '26
Carve off a sliver, squeeze of lemon with dash of salt and pepper. 🤌
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u/palmerry Aug 13 '26
Throw in some roots and baby you've got a stew going
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u/povichjv7 Aug 13 '26
It’s a wonderful restaurant!
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u/palmerry Aug 13 '26
I feel like they could have named it something other than the "Log Jammer" though
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u/Username12764 Aug 13 '26
is the baby really necessarry? I‘m not that into canibalism
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u/darksteel78 Aug 13 '26
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u/whiskeynise Aug 13 '26
Is… this from dennis the menace? If so, this unlocked a part of my brain
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u/Deervember Aug 13 '26
I feel like there's significantly easier ways to gather wood than to be balanced there.
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u/phantaxtic Aug 13 '26
This way the wood comes to you
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u/Slipstream_Surfing Aug 13 '26
Big Logging hates this one simple trick
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u/Saltillokid11 Aug 13 '26
My guess is, if they want it, someone else also does. So the more upriver you are you get first dibs. Just a guess, that or it’s way harder throwing spears from river banks.
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u/Simple-Olive895 Aug 13 '26
Well those faster ways usually require you to own the land. These logs can be taken by anyone.
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u/Beli_Mawrr Aug 13 '26
They're speedrunning unfortunately, at this level axes aren't available so they do this to get wood faster than you would if you were chopping
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u/Fluid-Sink-2514 Aug 13 '26
I expect this exploit to be patched in the coming days.
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u/TheGuyThatThisIs Aug 13 '26
It's honestly balanced when you consider a misstep is likely immediately lethal and it's really only viable in Third World maps on hard mode or higher.
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u/Sangy101 Aug 13 '26
Driftwood art?
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u/JustAtelephonePole Aug 13 '26
More likely driftwood furniture.
Best reason I can figure for logging this way is that collection here is probably ok by law, where on land or by boat is illegal.
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u/black2346 Aug 13 '26
Maybe it's illegal in the country they live?
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u/HyperSpaceSurfer Aug 16 '26
Pretty sure it is in most places, you can't just cut down other people's trees. Driftwood is great because no one owns it, also has qualities other wood won't have.
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u/june-in-space Aug 12 '26
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u/Sea_Connection2773 Aug 13 '26
There is dam in the river, the company pay them per driftwood weigh, there is a documentary about it on youtube
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u/deenali Aug 13 '26
Finally. Thank you.
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u/Cool-Mom-Lover Aug 13 '26
The amount of terrible lame jokes that get posted as rop comments these days is out of control.
It was always bad, but its been really bad lately.
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u/xoxodaddysgirlxoxo Aug 13 '26
I'm so sorry to have to contradict you (as is my prerogative on this website), but Reddit has been like this for at least fifteen years - likely since its conception.
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u/ThesocialistWitch Aug 13 '26
It's literally the fun thing about reddit and I will never understand people that complain about it.
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u/EndlessZone123 Aug 13 '26
Does the doc say anything about how efficient this is?
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u/Sea_Connection2773 Aug 13 '26
Yes, they aren't working for the company, its morelike the company buy the driftwood from them by a super cheap price, but because it is located in a poor region in southeast asia (don't remember the country), a lot of people gether around the river to catch driftwood and sell them. Basically a multinational company exploiting locals
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u/IAMATruckerAMA Aug 13 '26
Reminds me of people who've been turned into signposts for pizza restaurants
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u/Gogglesed Aug 13 '26
They should keep them soaking. Maybe pound rocks into them to increase the weight.
Seems like an adjustable height, cross-river, slowly moving net system would be more efficient.
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u/Sea_Connection2773 Aug 13 '26
Yeah, but the company would have to built the system, they don't work for the company, they just sell them the driftwood for a really low price. Basically the company is exploiting them
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u/secondphase Aug 13 '26
Its honestly the most humane method out there.
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u/Signal_Estimate_23 Aug 13 '26
Lolll, now I’m picturing trees screaming in pain as they’re chopped down by chainsaws.
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u/Jaded-Stock-7755 Aug 12 '26
Driftwood...sometimes the best firewood fuel out there.
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u/Kundrew1 Aug 13 '26
Gonna take them a bit to dry that out before you can burn it.
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u/ScaleneZA Aug 13 '26
Probably less time to dry than green wood
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u/Significant_Item_755 Aug 13 '26
The fact that this has a third of the upvotes to the statement its responding to. And its responding kindly to the most moronic and worthless statement Ive seen on reddit today....
"Its gone take time to dry that driftwood in order to burn"
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u/Singl1 Aug 13 '26
maybe i’m reading it wrong, but the “a bit” comes off as sarcastic. like it will take so long (a bit) for the wood to dry that by the time they can use or sell it as firewood, it wouldn’t matter.
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u/Mother_Fondant_5771 Aug 13 '26
Isn't it toxic to burn driftwood?
Nvm only saltwater driftwood
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u/OneSensiblePerson Aug 13 '26
Thinking back to the beach fires we used to have 😬
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u/Adventurous-Sky9359 Aug 13 '26
Wait what
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u/danteelite Aug 13 '26
Burning driftwood is bad because there are tons of salts, minerals and heavy metals that turn into carcinogenic smog… you might be burning wood with high amounts of mercury or whatever else oil companies spilled into the ocean.
All wood is carcinogenic to some extent but it’s a tiny fraction, but ocean driftwood is on a whole other level of toxic, especially depending where you live.
I live on the Gulf of Mexico so I know any driftwood is basically toxic sludge croutons floating in microplastic and oil soup. It even smells awful if you burn it.
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u/r-i-c-k-e-t Aug 13 '26
"Toxic sludge croutons". Damn, I'm burning Styrofoam from now on, just to be safe.
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u/mattrocking Aug 13 '26
Don’t forget to soak it in gasoline for that lil something extra
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u/SizeableBrain Aug 13 '26
Are you my neighbour?
He's an HVAC installer and burns all the styrofoam in his backyard.
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u/sarcasticorange Aug 13 '26
Burning saltwater driftwood indoors is bad. Burning it outside isn't really a big deal.
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u/danteelite Aug 13 '26
Like I said, it depends heavily on where you live. If you live somewhere where the ocean is clean and somewhat pure it’s less of a risk, but lots of people live where the water isn’t great… and it gets worse by the day.
It’s best to just be safe and not give people the crack in the door because they’ll assume they’re the special ones that will be fine.
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u/Head_Wasabi7359 Aug 13 '26
Fuck you are kidding? We have even ruined the driftwood???
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u/Maxamillion-X72 Aug 13 '26
Driftwood from the ocean has always been toxic to burn. When driftwood dries out, the salt water leaves behind crystals of salt and whatever else was dissolved in the water. When burned it creates a gas called sodium chloride. Sea water also naturally contains things like sulfur and silicates. Sodium chloride react with those to create hydrogen chloride or chlorine gas. As the gas cools it binds with carbon or other organics in the smoke to make dioxins.
Dioxins are some of the most highly toxic chemicals known to science. You'd think you'd have to burn a lot of driftwood to be effected, but some dioxins cause cancer in ridiculously small amounts, like picograms of it (10-12g).
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u/Jaded-Stock-7755 Aug 13 '26
Used to use it for bonfires on the beach all the time when we went camping.
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u/Skiingislife42069 Aug 13 '26
From salt water? Absolutely not. That shit will straight up kill you
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u/DreamZebra Aug 14 '26
I imagine this is also good practice and training for spearing and pulling in a large fish.
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u/Doctor_Saved Aug 13 '26
When you are poor and starving. You'll do whatever it takes to get money and buy food. These guys will be able to survive anywhere.
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u/Specialist-Front-007 Aug 13 '26
Unless they accidentally fall in the water..
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u/broccoliO157 Aug 13 '26
Marine log salvors, AKA beachcombers, are active in North America too. You can get something like $100-$300 per log.
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u/grnative007 Aug 13 '26
This looks like Koshi Barrage in south eastern Nepal
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u/CommunicationStrict Aug 13 '26
Any idea why they fish those logs?
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u/cedg32 Aug 13 '26
I’m guessing they’re paid to attempt to keep them out of the internals of the dam?
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u/Apart-Selection5680 Aug 13 '26
Locals and workers on rivers near barrage structures (such as the Koshi Barrage along the India-Nepal border) use long spear-like poles and iron-tipped harpoons to catch and pull massive floating hardwood logs out of dangerous currents. This wood is salvaged for fuel, building, or sale, and clears dangerous blockages.
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u/eddie1975 Aug 13 '26
How often do they fall in?
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u/-0x0-0x0- Aug 13 '26
Not a problem. If one falls in the other one spears him and pulls him out. That’s why they work as a team, duh.
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u/draeth1013 Aug 13 '26
That's for the folks at the next bridge to worry about. :p
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u/cdev12399 Aug 13 '26
It’s like one of those stupidly addicting app games. LOG JAM. Help save the town down river by spearing and collecting logs! Then sell them to the mill to make wood to build a dam, then build hydroelectric dam by slaying rabid beavers while riding on the back of a soaring eagle, for a minute.
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u/SnooMarzipans8116 Aug 13 '26
i’d like to pre-order your Beaver Slayer game please.
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u/Sea_Health_2579 Aug 13 '26
Yes… but… why?
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u/sayiansaga Aug 13 '26
Driftwood supposedly sell for a high price. There's some character to how it decays so people use it as decorative art
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u/ElephantContent8835 Aug 13 '26
I’ve spent a quarter or so of my life in developing nations. Those people are resourceful. Everything we take for granted is worked for by them. And on top of it, every single one of them have at least 6 side hustles, which are usually scams on tourists/foreigners! But you can’t blame them- most westerners have zero idea how the majority of the world lives.
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u/danteelite Aug 13 '26
No, they get paid by the dam company to collect logs and debris that damage the infrastructure.
It’s kind of a bounty system if I understand properly, they just get paid by weight of what they drag out.
I’ve seen some videos about it online before, I don’t remember all the details.
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u/Practical_Musician61 Aug 13 '26
Now hold that log up for a picture. Not quite big enough to have mounted, but still a nice catch.
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