r/BeAmazed • • Aug 14 '26

Animal This Damascus Goat looks like a mythical creature

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u/mrshyphenate Aug 14 '26

I REFUSE TO BELIEVE THIS IS REAL. MY BRAIN CANNOT COMPREHEND

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u/girlwhocrieddragon Aug 14 '26

You should see what the babies look like!

They're actually beautiful.

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u/Fettered-n-Zaftig Aug 14 '26

A baby Damascus goat! They were obviously designed by Disney!!!

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u/Informal_Process2238 Aug 14 '26

Then corporate gets a hold of them by the looks of things

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u/TacTurtle Aug 14 '26

I thought that was the Saiga Antelope.

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u/deadspacekillers Aug 15 '26

Yeah, those are found all over Tatooine and Yavin 4.

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u/Dog_Mom2929 Aug 15 '26

That’s no goat…

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u/destroyerOfTards Aug 15 '26

Wait until Luke milks them

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u/Beat_the_Deadites Aug 15 '26

Yeah, I was gonna say it was George Lucas got ahold of them, not corporate

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u/Blank_bill Aug 17 '26

That's what I was thinking.

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u/Additional_Tank4385 Aug 15 '26

Sir that’s an ant slobber doggo (I’m a science)

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u/Pure-Bodybuilder-912 Aug 14 '26

Sad it lose against Nintendo Lion

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u/GarnetAndOpal Aug 14 '26

And then starts the long, inevitable downward spiral...

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u/antithero Aug 15 '26

But their horns grow in an upward spiral.

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u/Fettered-n-Zaftig Aug 14 '26

And corporate cuts off their glorious, twirly-swirly ear flaps 😢

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u/ImTellinTim Aug 14 '26

Damn private equity ruins everything

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u/Working-Glass6136 Aug 14 '26

Man and this was the last goat I saw on reddit... from someone looking out their front door.

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u/Fettered-n-Zaftig Aug 14 '26

Their ear flaps

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u/thisisnotmyname17 Aug 15 '26

The adults have tiny ears. I don’t get it.

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u/100_cats_on_a_phone Aug 15 '26

Trimmed usually for non aesthetic reasons

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u/mrpickleby Aug 14 '26

If I had one I'd name him Billy Idol

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u/Kitty-Kat-65 Aug 14 '26

I refuse to believe that this majestic creature is not a Pokemon!

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u/Perryn Aug 15 '26

This is what they look like before having carbon added and then getting repeatedly folded.

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u/graveybrains Aug 15 '26

That goat looks like it remembers doing the time warp

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u/SharkFighter Aug 15 '26

FALKORRRRR!

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u/ExternalGiraffe9631 Aug 15 '26

Totally a Jim Henson creation.

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u/LankyProfessional170 Aug 15 '26

Puberty must hit really hard for Damascus goats.

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u/Fuster2 Aug 15 '26

But Dr Suess built the adult.

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u/thisisnotmyname17 Aug 15 '26

Wait. The adult has tiny ears. They do not look the same? Honestly the baby doesn’t look real.

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u/Ksh_667 Aug 15 '26

Ears are usually trimmed for health & safety reasons.

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u/thegoatsupreme Aug 15 '26

They must go through some serious shit as a teen to look the way they do as an adult... I get goat, I get it.

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u/the1stmeddlingmage Aug 15 '26

This cutie is more fitting of the Labyrinth lullaby that the cameraman is humming in OP’s video…

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u/dudeCHILL013 Aug 15 '26

That's like the Disney princess of goats

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u/teaisformugs82 Aug 14 '26

The babies are actually what I thought fully grown Damascus goats looked like. They are adorable with their long floppy ears. Big goat have been doing some heavy propaganda with the Damascus goat. I'm shook after learning what they grow up to look like!

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u/Petraretrograde Aug 14 '26

I really want to see a month-to-month progression of what they look like as they grow up. Like at what point do they go from cartoon adorable to hideous beast monster

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u/Carl_Slimmons_jr Aug 15 '26

These are two different breeds of goat. Their skulls don’t magically start changing shape

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u/thisisnotmyname17 Aug 15 '26

Good, I was like….those don’t seem like the same animal.

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u/I_Makes_tuff Aug 15 '26

They are both Damascus goats. According to this Newsweek article, the big ugly ones are breeding stock.

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u/Pantera_sub_2413 Aug 16 '26

They actually do

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u/nidyanazo Aug 15 '26

Looks like he's an extra in Pan's Labyrinth

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u/Salt_Day9015 Aug 14 '26

It's so ugly it's incredible

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u/MetaStressed Aug 15 '26

Music from the film Pan’s Labyrinth is perfect in the background here.
https://giphy.com/gifs/Lgb8AJw71yFIk

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u/FuzzyFrogFish Aug 14 '26

Imagine every possible mutation a goat can have due to inbreeding plus some human DNA gets in there along the way, that's this goat breed and it's unfortunately real

Plus before achieving it's demonic adult form, it looks absolutely absolutely angelic as a goatlet.

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u/[deleted] Aug 14 '26 edited Aug 25 '26

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u/lky830 Aug 14 '26

Yeah, this is just what you get when you cross and owl and a bungee cord.

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u/Watermelon407 Aug 14 '26

Just FYI - A baby goat is called a "kid" or gendered "doeling" or "buckling". I do like goatlet better though haha

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u/FuzzyFrogFish Aug 14 '26

I just couldn't remember tbh, so I was like piglet. . . . ? . . . Goatlet lol

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u/Disgod Aug 14 '26

... plus some human DNA...

You'd think they'd be aware...

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u/Ka1n3King Aug 14 '26

You do not want to know...

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u/Denraven Aug 14 '26

Oh there is for sure human DNA in these goats. . .if you know what I mean

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u/FuzzyFrogFish Aug 14 '26

I absolutely know what you mean

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u/janzeera Aug 14 '26

Ew, I did not want to read that.

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u/funkhammer Aug 14 '26

There are big ass rhinos with a horn, big ass birds with a horn, big ass beetles with a horn, big ass whales with a horn, smaller fishes with a horn, lizards with a horn. So many animals rockin a single horn.

And then something like a normal horse with a horn turns out to be a ridiculous mythical creature that farts rainbows.

I feel like adult life is upside down world

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u/Bake_Knit_Run Aug 14 '26

This is the second I’ve seen in as many days and I’m still not sure they aren’t demons.

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u/HighResolutionUFO Aug 14 '26

Same shit will happen when we will be introduced to aliens 👽

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u/Bern_itdown Aug 14 '26

Knew I’d seen this actor before

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u/dendrophilix Aug 14 '26

Yeah, my first thought was “Guillermo Del Toro has definitely seen this animal before”.

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u/etherama1 Aug 14 '26

Probably why the music on the video is the lullaby from Pan's Labyrinth.

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u/dendrophilix Aug 15 '26

Ah, browsing with every video muted by default lead me to miss that!

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u/Buttercup_Barantheon Aug 15 '26

The music in the video is the main theme song from Pan’s Labyrinth too

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u/GhettoPriest0719 Aug 15 '26

This is like one of them celebs that fell off and had a normal job now.

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u/FaithlessnessOld2477 Aug 14 '26

I saw a weird TV show the other day about an animal that looked like it shouldn't exist and they were wondering if it was a result of nuclear or biological testing. Turns out it was a deformed Damascus goat. Had a really hard time sleeping after seeing the video.

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u/finchdad Aug 14 '26

All Damascus goats are deformed (yours more than usual). They're like pugs - the atrocity is the whole point.

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u/bannana Aug 15 '26

yep, in the OP vid you can see the poor thing has trouble breathing just standing there.

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u/beyondthisreality Aug 15 '26

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u/siriushendrix Aug 15 '26

What a cute dog 💕💕🥰😍😊

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u/beyondthisreality Aug 15 '26

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u/siriushendrix Aug 15 '26

uselessly runs and fumbles for the unsecured pistol in a junk drawer

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u/researchanalyzewrite Aug 14 '26

Poor creature - I hope it isn't suffering.

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u/bigfloppydonkeydng Aug 15 '26

In West Chernobyl born and raised, on the play field I spent most of my days ..

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u/MakeupD0ll2029 Aug 15 '26

Looks like something from the hills have eyes and wrong turn. lol 😂

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u/destroyerOfTards Aug 15 '26

Medallion's humming

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u/SpermWhale Aug 15 '26

This is some Resident Evil shit.

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u/Salt-Pea-5660 Aug 15 '26

If I saw this animal at night I’d have a heart attack. Looks like from a horror movie! Poor creature though, it looks like a hard life. I hope they at least treat it  well 

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u/godzillasegundo Aug 15 '26

How's he deformed? They all look like that, the adult ones that is

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u/Acrobatic_Rush7653 Aug 15 '26

All the adult ones are deformed, yes. From centuries of targeted breeding. Many other domestic goat breeds are not deformed and still look quite similar to wild goats / ibex.

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u/FaithlessnessOld2477 Aug 15 '26

I don't know anything about the species, just relaying what the low budget show was telling me at 2 am.

Sad to hear that's the typical look and that the show was drumming up controversy over nothing. 😉

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u/Dear_Potato6525 Aug 14 '26

I could easily imagine this goat being the reason that goats are associated with witchcraft and satanic worship.

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u/kevnmartin Aug 14 '26

It's also because of their eyes.

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u/al666in Aug 14 '26 edited Aug 15 '26

It's also because sacrificing goats and drinking their blood was a big part of a lot of pagan rituals.

Christians, who have much more refined taste in what kind of blood they drink at their rituals, decided that goats were diabolical. "Sheep go to heaven, goats go to hell." (Revelation 20:11‑15 Matthew 25:31–46).

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u/AdMaximum7545 Aug 14 '26

Wasnt the literal origin of the word scapegoat about sacrificing a goat with all the people's sins pinned on it to god?

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u/al666in Aug 14 '26 edited Aug 14 '26

Almost - the scapegoat wasn't killed, it was sent away from the village to "a desolate place" to bear the burden of the sins.

Edit: I actually didn't know the full ritual until reading my own link. It involves two goats. One is released (that's the escape goat), the other is indeed sacrificed ("for the Lord").

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u/AdMaximum7545 Aug 15 '26

Religion is weird 😕 

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u/olivebranchsound Aug 15 '26

You say that until one time you don't do it and the village gets washed away in a flash flood or something lol coincidence is a powerful force for animals who specialize in pattern recognition

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u/AdMaximum7545 Aug 15 '26

Yeah then we used pattern recognition to recognise we seek patterns and no longer equated disaster to lack of sacrifise 

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u/Humble-Page-4845 Aug 14 '26

Fuck that would be nice. I can continue to be a piece of shit, sacrifice a goat for my sins like once a month, and keep on keepin on.

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u/Dear_Potato6525 Aug 15 '26

That's basically how the Catholic church works

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u/Acrobatic_Rush7653 Aug 15 '26

Revelation 20:11‑15

Nope, that has nothing to say about goats (or animals in general). You're thinking of Matthew, but that was a clear parable not an indictment of goats specifically. But I'm sure misinterpretation of this passage contributed to demonization of goats.

When the Son of Man comes in his glory, and all the angels with him, he will sit on his glorious throne. All the nations will be gathered before him, and he will separate the people one from another as a shepherd separates the sheep from the goats. He will put the sheep on his right and the goats on his left.

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u/al666in Aug 15 '26

That's so embarrassing, I went with the AI summary when I googled and then didn't double check.

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u/TaylorSwiftsClitoris Aug 14 '26

Also a great song by Cake

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u/BayouByrnes Aug 15 '26

I sing this, "Sheep go to heaven, Adam's go to hell." I have a friend named Adam and he's my best friend's little brother, which makes him my little brother. So I've been singing this version on his birthday every year for at least 20 years.

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u/IfICouldStay Aug 15 '26

Fun fact, horses have them as well. So do deer. But they usually have dark brown eye so the pupil shape isn’t apparent.

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u/Deaffin Aug 15 '26

This leaves out the best/worst part.

The eyes rotate so that the slit is always level when they put their head down.

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u/koolaidismything Aug 14 '26

I think there’s pendants of these goats standing doing the arm up arm down evil pose thing lol. I saw it on a true crime thing.

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u/420k2 Aug 14 '26

Is that pose actually intended to represent evil? I've seen it associated wih satanism but didn't think it was intended to be evil per se.

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u/Emergency_Lie42 Aug 14 '26

The hand signs that baphomet holds simply represent the principle of "as above, so below". It means that what happens in the realm of spirit (this isn't my belief to be clear) also happens in the realm of man. As above (as it is in heaven) so below (so it is on earth).

I'd personally interpret it as a message of internal karma.

The more I learn about satanism the more I think that it's essentially a school of thought composed of all of the schools of thought that Christianity scorned.

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u/U_SMUG_MOTHERFUCKER Aug 14 '26

Fun fact: the goat god in princess mononoke is based on the kamoshika, a real indigenous Japanese mountain goat that looks like a mythical creature cross between a deer and a wolf.

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u/MarcyAutumnWrites Aug 14 '26 edited Aug 14 '26

Oh my god, you are right on the money with that description. What a strange animal. It's so crazy how you can be a whole-ass adult and someone on the internet can introduce you to a straight up pokemon that exists in the world.

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u/DarthClover4 Aug 14 '26

What's this from

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u/lamentable_ Aug 15 '26

Princess Mononoke

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u/That-Buy2108 Aug 14 '26 edited Aug 17 '26

It seriously does look like a mythical creature. (Future edit) It finally came to me, the mystics from Jim
Hensons Dark Crystal.

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u/Lore-of-Nio Aug 14 '26

Looks like something from a Souls game.

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u/Thirty_Helens_Agree Aug 14 '26

Looks like something that lives on Tattooine alongside Banthas.

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u/Deaffin Aug 15 '26

Yeah, mythically ruined by selective breeding efforts.

I seriously don't understand how anybody looks at any of these and sees anything other than horrific deformities, the suffering of an individual forcefully misshapen to amuse people.

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u/silv3rbull8 Aug 14 '26

Something out of The Dark Crystal

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u/drksdr Aug 14 '26

its the monster from Willow

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u/Terrible-Ebb-8417 Aug 14 '26

Thank you ! I was just trying to remember which movie this was in. It absolutely looks like that. That thing heebs my jeebs

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u/_Burnt_Toast_3 Aug 14 '26

I was thinking more of the beasts from the Stargate movie with James Spader.

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u/silv3rbull8 Aug 14 '26

That’s also a good comparison ! These goats look like creations from Jim Henson’s creature shop

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u/abeastandabeauty Aug 15 '26

This!!! My exact 1st thought!

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u/Legitimate-Soil7109 Aug 14 '26

This is an extreme example, much like those fluffy or muscly cows, this is a show animal and not representative of most of the breed

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u/Hesperonychus Aug 14 '26

Exactly I'm so tired of hypertypes representing a breed

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u/Uciljean Aug 16 '26

Thank you, I feel like I always see the really weird looking ones online.

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u/HorrorMakesUsHappy Aug 14 '26

A show animal????? WTF is it supposed to be showing!?!?!?!

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u/Legitimate-Soil7109 Aug 14 '26

The "Ideal" version of the animal. This is no different to the process that led to pugs and bulldogs existing

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u/ufotheater Aug 14 '26

George Lucas added this creature in the remastered director's cut

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u/maximusbawbagimus Aug 14 '26

Something out of the norse realm

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u/Foxyscribbles Aug 14 '26

That one actually looks pretty good all the other pictures of these guys look pretty rough.

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u/VerilyShelly Aug 14 '26

It's breathing a little heavily so I'm not sure it's in good shape either

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u/Klutzy-Platypus7511 Aug 14 '26

Also wie immer eigentlich ....

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u/Klutzy-Platypus7511 Aug 15 '26

Nee, die Funktion überträgt er auf andere um selber gut da zu stehen ... Aber dadurch beweist er, dass er nicht nur ein Trottel ist ... sondern auch keinen Selbstwert hat.

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u/Frelips Aug 14 '26

Gandalf the Goat

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u/Jonn_Jonzz_Manhunter Aug 14 '26

I can't stop looking at it. It so beautiful

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u/StickyThumbs79 Aug 14 '26

Miriam Dom just letting Bianca roam around

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u/piddlesthethug Aug 15 '26

So I’m not the only one who thought that! There are literally a couple of us!

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u/rptx_jagerkin Aug 15 '26

Upset I had to scroll so far down the comments to find this. My first thought was: Pony?

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u/panic_talking Aug 14 '26

Yeah, you're not getting out if there without answering some riddles.

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u/blackdogwhitecat Aug 14 '26

The one time the music compliments the video. Love pan’s labyrinth

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u/Purple_Revolution146 Aug 14 '26

Beautiful creature, love him

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u/ADeviIsAdvocate Aug 14 '26

Can you imagine seeing this in the wild at night? Especially if you had never seen one before. I’d be terrified!

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u/Waarm Aug 14 '26

Dark crystal ass motherfucker

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u/Either-Pressure2453 Aug 14 '26

looks like a animal of whitewalkers from got

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u/mahboilo999 Aug 14 '26

Looks like some Elden Ring creature or something

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u/tonylouis1337 Aug 14 '26

Yep I am amazed

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u/chulupisote Aug 14 '26

😳😳😳

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u/brumsk33 Aug 14 '26

That's gotta be a Jim Henson creation.

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u/DJRichSnippets Aug 14 '26

I was waiting for the majestic music to stop and that thing to immediately go, "BLAAHAHHGGAGHAGA" or something.

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u/blastoise1988 Aug 14 '26

Just its regional form, like in Pokemon

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u/Akriyu Aug 14 '26

This is easily the least horrifying pic of this goat race.

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u/MiuMia_ Aug 14 '26

He looks like he is from the Star Wars Universe

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u/trundle-the-great69 Aug 14 '26

Made by heating and folding a bunch of goats in to each other to form one goat

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u/greenappletree Aug 14 '26

Anybody know the tune to this? It sounds really good.

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u/Hockers12 Aug 14 '26

Member of the plenty I'm sure of it

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u/UtubeNoodle Aug 14 '26

Looks like a Jim Henson puppet 😭💕

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u/1000LivesBeforeIDie Aug 14 '26

They picked the perfect music for this with Pan’s Labyrinth. That is not a pretty fantasy creature

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u/biddablebeast Aug 15 '26

You know, I hate to be the one to tell you this but most mythical creatures were inspired by real creatures. I’m so sorry.

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u/corq Aug 15 '26

Someone's been reading my Google searches for Admiral Akbar and Damascus goats.

Apparently, as I am told reliably, the goats are NOT the model for Admiral Akbar....but I am unwilling to concede.

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u/Abal125 Aug 15 '26

Why does this remind me of Labyrinth? 😳

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u/Prettyinpink_87 Aug 15 '26

Reminds me of Pan's Labyrinth ✨

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u/LapisTheLazuli616 Aug 15 '26

Guillermo del Toro's goat hopped the fence again.

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u/Abject_Screen3249 Aug 15 '26

This is a Pokemon.

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u/premiumpenatratr Aug 15 '26

That’s because it is?

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u/Bleezy79 Aug 15 '26

yea this is definitely an off-planet animal.

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u/chrisagiddings Aug 15 '26

Having a Ghibli good time

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u/coperifaldia Aug 15 '26

If I saw this while I was tripping... id treat the goat as if God is sending me a message through him and treat him with the utmost hospitality, talking to him, feeding him, and giving him the best premium 9.5ph water on hand.

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u/Vil_Coyote_ Aug 15 '26

Elle ressemble ma belle-mère !

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u/lpop101 Aug 15 '26

Where did you find a picture of me fresh out the shower?

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u/CuteCustomerr Aug 14 '26

Darren? He leaves dirty dishes in the sink sometimes but he’s a good roommate otherwise…

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u/Aggressive_Grab_100 Aug 14 '26

This score is GOAT’D. No pun intended.

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u/Kinnakeet Aug 14 '26

They always seem really chill are they kept as pets anyone know?

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u/ShelleyMonique Aug 14 '26

That mf looks like Beavis.

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u/Danimus-Prime Aug 14 '26

Or an animated cartoon character

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u/alllclear Aug 14 '26

Wouldn’t it be the other way around ?

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u/Silver-Amphibian7650 Aug 14 '26

Looks like a creature from that 80's movie Dark Crystal. I'm not making fun of the animal, I love that movie!