r/BeAmazed • u/chinese_spongebob1 • 11h ago

Skill / Talent How was this all calculated?

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u/kahn_noble 10h ago

Yes, 911? I’d like to report a murder.

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u/dynamo_ng 7h ago

His mom hit the third tower.

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u/UziKru 5h ago

I rate it 9/11

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u/sprogger 5h ago

I love how (currently) the top answer is a detailed, correct explanation of how this was achieved and the second top answer, is this.

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u/under_the_c 3h ago

And now it's the top

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u/Peauu 5h ago

to be fair i have that scrub blown away if you sort by top... :)

I agree though I laughed at the same thing with my spouse

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u/sprogger 5h ago

Ah true, mine is automatically sorted by suggested.

Still funny though ahaha.

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u/Sea-Discussion6732 7h ago

I haven't heard a good mama joke in ages and this right hear is about as good as it gets.

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u/TheGreatGamer1389 10h ago

Gotta love your mom jokes.

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u/Opposite-Funny-9669 9h ago

love 'em almost as much as Pizza Hut loves OP's Mom

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u/Davepiece1517 9h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/tO8YO6zKzRsNtlNvOj

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u/glowdirt 2h ago

He looks like Metro Man from Megamind during his retirement.

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u/MeowMaker2 9h ago

That explains how some of the trees are already out of the way

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u/Alternative_Equal176 10h ago

I resemble that remark...have you met my momma

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u/Mysterious-Alps-5186 10h ago

The whole neighborhood has meet your momma

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u/Facts_pls 10h ago

Astronauts on the moon have met your mama

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u/Mysterious-Alps-5186 10h ago

The uranus probe has met your momma

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u/Nathulalji 9h ago

Voyager 1 can still your mama

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u/Willyfisterbut 8h ago

I hope you've called your insurance company and let them know that you just got wrecked. I've already called the fire dept and reported the burn.

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u/Keyan_Farlander7 8h ago

Your mamma's so fat, when she sits around the house, she sits around the house.

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u/Chalky_Cupcake 3h ago

Yo mommas so fat she was standing on a street corner cops showed up and said “all right let’s break it up”

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u/Keyan_Farlander7 3h ago

Yo mama so fat, she stepped on a scale and it said: "to be continued."

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u/fiskdahousecat 7h ago

Your mom is so corpulent, when she sits pained the magnificently appointed Tuscan villa, she sits AROUND the magnificently appointed Tuscan villa.

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u/crankyanker638 9h ago

That's gonna leave a bruise....

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u/Plane-Chemical 7h ago

Fuckin gottteeemmmm

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u/T-Sci-Fi8661 4h ago

Oh SNAP!!👍

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u/ShakespearianShadows 8h ago

His mom isn’t that tall

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u/ch3ck18 8h ago

this is the perfect response to a dumb question

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u/redit360 9h ago

Fun Fact..Weight Station for trucks are required because of your mom too..

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u/Sea_Paramedic1618 9h ago

They have your mom under his mom to move that thing around

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u/Purple-Will9713 9h ago

and my mom telling everyone to get inside the house… now!