r/BeAmazed • • 3h ago

Animal A cow scratching machine to make the cows happy and reach those hard to reach spots

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u/catinadoodledoo 3h ago

do they make one of these for humans 😆

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u/Altruistic-Spend-896 2h ago

Depends, you do have opposable thumbs, buy a scrub😂

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u/Clembert-Hamlamp 1h ago

Get a recommendation and try a massage.

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u/VegasBornLori 3h ago

I love this ❤️

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u/ViaVitoV 2h ago

That coat looks like that cow hangs out there ALOT

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u/mrteas_nz 2h ago

They have to make these so sturdy, the cows absolutely destroy them otherwise. Never underestimate how strong or how tough a cow is.

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u/Early_Advance2473 1h ago

I can feel the simple pleasure this cows receiving and it makes me happy

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u/rockblasties 44m ago

I can taste the delicious cheeseburger this happy cow will turn into

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u/almosttaylorr 26m ago

It's a real life auto petter like in Stardew Valley

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u/Ok_Zookeepergame4794 1h ago

Is there a smaller version for cats and dogs?

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u/Severe_Ad_8621 9m ago

Yes i seen cats use them. But they are stationary, not moving up and down on springs or engines.

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u/_Bon_Vivant_ 16m ago

Yeah, but it leaves them with a stupid looking hair style. /s

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u/Bret_Abderahmen 2h ago

So if SpongeBob lives underwater Where do they get the meat for crabby patty burgers? Is it imported from overland or what

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u/Defense-Unit-42 1h ago

Where the heck did you get SpongeBob from?

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u/Bret_Abderahmen 1h ago

From nickelodeon

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u/Ok_Zookeepergame4794 1h ago

It's basically vegan meat.

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u/Traditional_Isopod80 1h ago

You don't want to know..

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u/Fuugazii 49m ago

I always thought they were cannibals as a funny way to though about it. Fish fillet. But the truth is they're vegan

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u/Ok-Pomegranate858 2h ago

Wow. Just when i think I have seen it all.

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u/Ok_Lead6531 2h ago

Nice, a burger made with love. <3

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u/SignatureAcademic917 2h ago

Is that really what it is? How come I don't see these other cows in line?

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u/xxDankerstein 2h ago

Yeah, it's real. I've seen these before.

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u/joalheagney 1h ago

They're actually pretty good as they help the cows get rid of ticks as well.

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u/zutpetje 3h ago

Rather not raise dairy cattle. Impregnated forcibly, take away their babies, drink their mother milk and than send them to slaughter after three or four cycles.

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u/daronjay 2h ago

Go be miserable somewhere else

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u/MUIGUR 1h ago

I do oppose animal cruelty and would rather the more cruel practices stop. I'd even support whatever economic effects that might have. But what you are saying is just wrong.

"Impregnated forcibly" this might shock you. But plenty of animals are like that. They don't have a concept of consent. Bulls fights, a bull wins. He gets mating rights. Maybe open a biology book?

"take away their babies" In nature mortality rates can be as 30% or more depending on the context. Do you think that in nature every creature gets to live happily ever after and there are no predator or disease? They are not human btw. They can handle this so called abduction.

"drink their mother milk" because humans own the cow and are legally entitled to that milk. They make plenty of milk anyway. Don't worry about it.

"send them to slaughter after three or four cycles" this is a bigger philosophical argument. Yet oddly enough only humans make a fuss about slaughtering other animals. Other animals are happy to engage in that without making books or movies or demonstrations about it. Nature has murder as a daily normalized practice. Animals murder and eat each other every day. Whatever you have against that is just your opinion. And the opinion of others are equal.

If humans are special then why are we not entitled to kill other animals for our benefit?

If humans are not special then we are just another type of animal killing other animals for our benefit like many other animals do. Nothing to see here.

Honestly this is so thin. Like I respect those that don't want to support the meat industry because of how they treat the animals. That is understandable and, again, I'd support forcing big companies to treat animals better. To a limit. We should be able to use them, that's fine. But no cruelty.

But this whole treat animals like humans is a bit too much.

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u/supermattman00 2h ago

Dude. Have you ever seen a bull impregnate a cow? It is 1000 times more forceful than whatever dairy farmers do.

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u/Ok-Pomegranate858 2h ago

I only saw your comments first line without the second... I was genuinely fearful of where you were going with this for a micro second

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u/doomLoord_W_redBelly 2h ago

It's not for everyone, it's kind of like dick.

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u/Cernunnos369 2h ago

Or pussy

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u/Weird_Albatross_9659 2h ago

Great, but not amazing

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u/Current-Lobster-5063 1h ago

I remember that this is how they apply some pesticides. It comes out when the cattle rub against the brush causing them to self-apply liquid pesticide.