r/BlackPeopleTwitter • • 2d ago

Life has got to be a simulation because I doubt she actually does shifts

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u/denedeh 2d ago

Nurse at a BBL clinic

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u/titty_twisters_ 2d ago

Shit. She'll be drawing blood at the local volunteer blood center, missing veins left and right

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u/eggz627 1d ago

That's because the lighting sucks, but if you catch her outside she's amazing. How bout dat??

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u/Dinismo 1d ago

W comment right here!

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u/Painting-Agency 1d ago

Yes if I ever need phlebotomy out in the parking lot I'll be sure to seen out... whoever this is.

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u/Caravanczar 1d ago

Something tells me that because she got a lot of money before her brain fully developed, she has good odds that she is actually very experienced at finding veins.

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u/muklan 1d ago

Cash me outside- best practices and standards

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u/DemiGod9 ☑️ 1d ago

Ugh this unlocked a nasty memory and feeling. I had a new nurse digging around in my arm with a needle for way too long. Strange ass feeling, not even "painful" after the initial stabbing

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u/SpotCreepy4570 1d ago

Shit is some alien shit.

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u/OuterWildsVentures 1d ago

This is my experience at most medical clinics lol

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u/bylebog 2d ago

I swear this BBL thing is going to end up being like showing up in the '90s wearing those polyester parachute pant track suits

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u/Doctorguwop 1d ago

A timelessly great decision?

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u/bylebog 1d ago

No you would get lit up coming walking in sounding like three old ladies shushing everybody. Or if that doesn't resonate, maybe velour shirts.

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u/Doctorguwop 1d ago

Swish swish swish

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u/DisposableSaviour 1d ago

Damn I miss my swishy pants and jacket.

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u/BRtIK 2d ago

So she'll be among her people

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u/CrackIn_TheEarth 1d ago

Chris Crack song titles be like

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u/BUYMECAR 1d ago

Waaait, is that who this is? Last I heard of her she got signed to a label

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u/MelatoninFiend 2d ago

As a medical professional, she doesn't accept insurance. She also doesn't accept credit cards, personal checks, or money orders.

You have to cash her outside.

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u/gonzofish 2d ago

How about that?

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u/JayyyyyBoogie 2d ago

Dammit have an upvote.

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u/LIONLDN 1d ago

Gotta pay Nurse Bhad Bregoli like this 😅:

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u/GenXBecks75 1d ago

I still can't believe people actually let cash me outside have a legitimate career in entertainment. Like, what?

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u/ashemoney 2d ago

Gotta get that Nissan Altima and pledge AKA

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u/Bigfamei 2d ago

I think Kia and Hyundai's are the new nurses car.

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u/IamJewbaca 2d ago

Didn’t they discontinue the Altima?

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u/Independent_Judge647 2d ago

Yeah sadly 

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u/Bigfamei 2d ago

Its the Maxima they discontinued. They still sell the Altima. But that shit is expensive now. For your entry nurses.

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u/OrganizationNo1298 2d ago

Altima is dead fam.

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u/Bigfamei 2d ago

They backtracked and said they are going to have a 27 model. How much more I don't know. If gas keeps going higher. It might find renewed life.

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u/OrganizationNo1298 1d ago

They have the Sentra which is smaller & more fuel efficient still.

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u/bonerhurtingjuice 1d ago

The Altima won't die as long as you can still swap a remanned transmission into a 2005

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u/SheComesThenSheGoes 1d ago

Saw this at my local NY drive thru and thought of this sub and took a pic. I just know she works in Healthcare lol

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u/TestDowntown9541 1d ago

☝️Circa 1995-96 model. I got about 350k miles out of one in a past life. Best car I ever had.

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u/MajorHarriz 2d ago

Wow, the Altima is travel nurse money now? We gotta talk about this Carflation, because I heard about the waiting lists for Camrys lol

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u/KristyNoemsZombieDog 2d ago

Sad for who? The rest of us are safe now

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u/Bigfamei 2d ago

They ain't walking to work. Kias are the new nurses car.

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u/say_the_words 1d ago

I saw a pristine one with an antique tag in traffic a few weeks ago. I tried to explain to my wife why the car in front of us was a rolling miracle, but she didnt get it.

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u/MrsNoodleMcDoodle 2d ago

RIP to a true legend

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u/Medipack 2d ago

They be in Bronco Sports

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u/Bigfamei 2d ago edited 2d ago

Last thing the need are heavier cars

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u/Unsd 1d ago

Can confirm; all the nurses I know drive Kias, except one who drives an escalade.

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u/Sec2727 1d ago

Volkswagen

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u/digitalbullet36 ☑️ 2d ago

Damn, not the AKA’s catching a stray 😂

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u/CMFETCU 2d ago

They catching a lot more than strays and are lucky if penicillin take care of it.

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u/ChemistryPretty8192 1d ago

I laughed a little too hard at this. I will not disclose what d9 sorority I'm in, but it ain't AKA 🤭

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u/CMFETCU 1d ago

Zeta Phi Beta, and don't even play.

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u/Euphoric-Cow9719 ☑️ 2d ago

She better be missing a hubcap. Front driver side if she serious 😂 😂 😂

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u/djpeeples 1d ago edited 1d ago

There better be a donut on there somewhere too

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u/Euphoric-Cow9719 ☑️ 1d ago

Lol😭 that donut is kinda extreme, given it may last 50 miles. If you hood hood a donut will easily outlast ANY car 😂 😂 😂

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u/lestermason 1d ago

A hubcap and part of the fender. Then you'll know she's for sure dedicated.

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u/duckdiaries0805 2d ago

careful they gonna come for you 🤣

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u/[deleted] 2d ago edited 1d ago

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u/FunGuy8618 2d ago

Was it red?

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u/FormerStuff 2d ago

I fucking spat my dinner out at this

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u/whoallgunnabethere ☑️ 2d ago

In this timeline she’ll be the one to reactive a dormant AKA chapter.

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u/AshenSacrifice ☑️ 2d ago

Yeah we def in a simulation💀

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u/Eggith 2d ago

She's rich so she'll get a QX80 instead

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u/burgonies 1d ago

The AKA license plate from on the Altima.

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u/ngolds02 1d ago

AKA catching strays…

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u/AirmanLarry 2d ago

This got it lmao

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u/TaticalSweater ☑️ 1d ago

Then the summoning jutsu can be complete.

I was just about to say she needs a nissan altima as a daily driver now.

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u/dratiniii 1d ago

Think they’re in Muranos now

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u/bootyhole-romancer 1d ago

💀💀💀 at the Altima

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u/natigin 1d ago

I saw a Nissan Pathfinder with a plate that read “BDE” with an AKA license plate today in Chicago

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u/discreetburneracc 2d ago

Gotta have a son and name him Aiden/Jaden/Braydan

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u/Luvas 2d ago

Okayden

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u/guapoguzman 1d ago

Go Awayden

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u/bootyhole-romancer 1d ago edited 1d ago

Listen to what I Sayden

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u/DJRichSnippets 1d ago

Ill just go eat some clay by the bayden

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u/Ms_Tryl 2d ago

Not even upvotes for this. Reddit is letting you down.

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u/kdenKDEN 1d ago

You rang?

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u/skibblezing 1d ago

I have a series of cousins (seven of them) with this exact rhyme scheme and this is verbatim how my fiancé responded when I told him their names

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u/StaleFanta 1d ago

They don't happen to live in Texas do they? I had neighbors when I was younger that were exactly this. Aiden, Brayden, Hayden, Zayden, Clayton, etc.

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u/skibblezing 1d ago

No, and it's cracking me up that more than one person has done this

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u/acilegna89 2d ago

If we're talking about real Hood the names are Nevaeh, Dior or something ending in "-ani"

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u/Euphoric-Cow9719 ☑️ 2d ago

Most likely Armani 😂

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u/SeasonPositive6771 2d ago

She can have three and name them each one.

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u/blackcherryblossoms 2d ago

My niece is an RN with a son named Aiden 🤣

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u/gonzofish 2d ago

Is that a hood in rural Tennessee?

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u/DerekB52 2d ago

I feel like had she not gotten her 15 minutes of fame and made some money off of it, she probably would just be working as a CNA or something.

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u/Euphoric-Cow9719 ☑️ 2d ago

CNA is ALL the schooling she'll get but will swear she's a RN anyway.

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u/MonoDede 2d ago

Nah, you underestimate her. She absolutely has grit. She'd definitely make RN.

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u/Iguessiwearlipstick 2d ago

say what you want to say about her she milked the hell out her 15 mins of fame.Dam it’s been ten years already.

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u/boxtheglock 1d ago

I think her mom Kris Jennered that whole situation

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u/say_the_words 1d ago

She started a million dollar acholarship fund a few years ago with her OF money and threatened to go to college.

https://youtu.be/LetnqIb0H_o?is=-Xb7_yCMNDEGPmd3

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u/MonoDede 1d ago

That's a good move for her. I'm not hating. Personally I don't get it and am not someone who will spend a single red cent in getting any of her content, OF or otherwise, and will only spend this amount of time typing this out to comment on her, I don't think I've ever spent any other time on any social media consuming her content or commenting on it, but hey if she's a product of this environment and sending some of that money back to the less fortunate then I can't really be mad. I don't get it, but if people keep giving her free clicks then who am I to tell her to not get her bag?

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u/Unsd 1d ago

The way you say threatened to go to college 😂

Good for her. Seems like she's done pretty well considering the circumstances she came up under. I dont know anything about her beyond her initial rise to fame but she seems like exactly the kind of person I would want as a nurse lol. She seems like she would be sweet, but wouldn't take any shit from shitty family members. Like imagine her as an L&D nurse and some father-to-be is acting stupid lmao. That's the kind of nurse I want in my corner. I hope she does it.

Also though her listing those jobs and salaries...let's be serious for a moment. You're not getting a job as a project manager in DC with a trade school degree. You're not getting that job in DC with a masters unless you also come with substantial experience.

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u/Living-Confection457 1d ago

The way she was the only person I've seen call out and speak out about the abuse that was going on at the Dr. Phil "reform Ranch" tells me all i need to know about her. Say what you want but that girl has what it takes to be a good nurse

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u/no_talent_ass_clown 1d ago

I hope she does. Becoming an RN requires a lot of prerequisites before you get accepted to nursing school and you can't just half-ass them you better get good grades. 

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u/Euphoric-Cow9719 ☑️ 1d ago

WAIT. . . how do a mofo threaten to go to college?

https://giphy.com/gifs/O5NyCibf93upy

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u/say_the_words 1d ago

You know her game. She was smiling too much for it not to be a threat.

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u/sushicatt420 1d ago

If she makes it through even a single med surg class I’ll be shocked. 

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u/AndrewLucksRobotArm 1d ago

Falsely claiming you’re an RN is a felony so I doubt it

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u/RoughhouseCamel 2d ago

I feel like that’s the classy version that she can afford, now that she’s made her money. Most likely, she’d have gone to nursing school, missed too much schooling because of various jail time, and settled for becoming a nail tech instead.

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u/Necessary_Bag494 1d ago

I legit have a friend who that exact same thing happened to 😦 went through most of nursing school, got arrested and kicked out the program, and moved onto nails and tik tok lives. Tales from broward county

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u/DerekB52 1d ago

As someone originally from Broward, I feel this comment in my soul.

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u/JeebusChristBalls 1d ago

I feel like she would be living in a trailer park.

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u/boxtheglock 2d ago

I walked out of an urgent care before because I recognized the nurse practitioner from a party years earlier crying because nobody would let her dip the blunt in over the counter NyQuil before we smoked it

https://giphy.com/gifs/11fnCV9rd0m58c

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u/Ms_Tryl 2d ago

Some of the best doctors I know were the biggest e addicts in school. I don’t trust a doctor that is a lame.

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u/Bigfamei 2d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/FHsud3VVwaLgk

The cool ones will put 2 refills on your pain script vs 0.

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u/Dwestmor1007 1d ago

That ER doc that gives you a 3 week script cause it's the legal max instead of the recommended 7 days 🫰we see you!!!

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u/dontyoutellmetosmile 1d ago

I’ve got friends who are ER docs who absolutely do drugs in their free time, but they’re smart as fuck and work hard and I would trust them 100%

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u/Mammoth-Coast6282 1d ago

They earned those drugs fair and square, in my humble opinion.

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u/Bigfamei 1d ago

If I'm trying the samples at Costco. I'm definitely going to try the Big Pharma office reps samples.

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u/Delvaris ☑️ 2d ago

you absolutely shouldn't.

-a medical doctor who admits nothing.

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u/SupriseAutopsy13 1d ago

I trust anyone that can get their shit together, get through that school, pass their licensing exam, and pass a battery of drug tests. Too many people only want the "straight A student since 1st grade with no absences and a 5.7 GPA" as their doctor, then wonder why doctors come off as cold and judgemental. People who were fuck ups in their late teens can learn and grow too.

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u/Monarki ☑️ 1d ago

Med school students were always the biggest binge drinkers. It really made me a bit (irrationally) uneasy knowing that these degenerates would be doctors one day and highly likely the doctors that had treated me before had degenerate pasts.

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u/Unsd 1d ago

There's a history to this that they're living up to. Part of the reason that doctor culture is so toxic (48+ hour shifts, for example) is because the guy who created the medical residency system, William Stewart Halsted was a huuuuge cocaine and morphine addict. So if he's gonna be up, then by god so are they.

You're so right though; my friend group at college consisted of a lot of pre-med people and aviation people. The pre-med people were degenerates (also with the strongest weed I've ever experienced). The aviation people wouldn't have a drop of alcohol until they were 21 and even then they were verrrry light with it. That shit was serious because if they got a single alcohol or drug related incident, they're out of the program entirely. Now I have no doubt that they have since become functional alcoholics like the other pilots I know, but in college...nothing.

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u/Turbulent_Pop4491 1d ago

were...sweetie they still are.

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u/UtterlyInsane 1d ago

Lol that's not even how NyQuil works you can't combust it, Jesus

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u/abn01 1d ago

You wouldn’t actually dip the blunt. It’s really more that you use a finger to coat the blunt.

Not that I partook in any of that tomfoolery.

If I did, I definitely wouldn’t do it looking for a dxm type dissociative high. It would be with lean instead. Or at least that’s what I read somewhere a long time ago.

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u/UtterlyInsane 1d ago

Either way, different ways of making a wet blunt that is hard to burn, and best case scenario gets you exactly as high as the blunt alone.

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u/Wantitneeditgetit 1d ago

Me, living in a nation where they don't put emetics in the cough syrup

Bruh just chug the bottle. Then, because it's a party and everyone's first time doing it, have your friend come up and be concerned thinking that you got missed so they grab you an extra bottle. Chug that too.

Proceed to trip hard but like for way too long until the point where the trip isn't really bad but like, you're just so fucking over it and trying to go to bed and the voices in the ceiling won't shut the fuck up like you're back living in an apartment with shitty neighbours.

That's the story of how I learned to do the lemon drop extraction and pay more attention to dosages.

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u/boxtheglock 1d ago

That was a weird trend people were doing in like the late 2000s early 2010s trying to mimic people dipping blunts in lean. I wanted none of that smut shit dipped on my blunts lol

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u/BUT_FREAL_DOE 2d ago

I mean good for her. Nursing is an honorable profession and getting an education and earning your RN is an accomplishment to be proud of. A lot of viral famous OF/influencer types do spend their time a lot less productively. More than I would have expected from her given her public persona, tbh.

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u/HighlyOffensive10 1d ago

Yeah people are being really harsh about this. Is there a particular reason why people are hating on her?

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u/Mchammerandsickle97 1d ago

She’s kind of a caricature of a specific type of person. Why are people hating? Call it misogyny, call it classism, best case scenario call it just good natured joking due to familiarity with a generalized type. Regardless I do know like ten girls with a similar life path and they all act the same lol.

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u/IndependentBoof 1d ago

I agree that pivoting your career trajectory toward nursing is honorable.

But nothing says, "I'm growing up to pursue a respectable career" quite like taking a picture in scrubs clearly just trying to show off your (fake) ass

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u/Mammoth-Coast6282 1d ago

She also started a scholarship fund or something similar to encourage young people to go to school a while back. She seems like a decent person. Not many in her position would pursue education. Good for her.

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u/DarkLordKohan 1d ago

Reddit hates celebrities

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u/badbatch ☑️ 1d ago

I've be very proud of her if she does this. She's lived a rough life.

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u/WorthlessFleshbag 1d ago

I was watching a video of her and Ari Fletcher while working a few weeks ago and yeah, she really has been through some shit. Honestly have a lot of respect for her

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u/SlobZombie13 1d ago

And she used her fame for a good cause

https://bhadscholarships.com/

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u/Cryoboul 2d ago

😭😭😭😭😭😭tb she gotta unlock the hood bitch skill tree😭😭😭

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u/TheEdgeofGoon 2d ago

She'll get her nursing license as soon as Kim Kardashian gets her law degree.

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u/Probably_Sleepy 1d ago

Some nurses are dumb as bricks. I mean that goes for every profession but nursing seems to attract some real air heads.

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u/AngelAlexis9 1d ago

Because too many people take “ I love being around people” as “ I love caring for people” Those aren’t the same thing. Also, they see the scrubs and the less “dirty work” of it all compared to more skilled doctors and instantly think that there will be less work involved and more time to look cute. Think receptionists.

The profession isn’t respected right now because of it. If the turnover wasn’t high, it would be due to so many nurses being inexperienced because they simply don’t want to learn and just wanted to be a nurse so the world would look at them like some kind of miracle worker. 🙄

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u/stoples 1d ago

Lookin for this one 💀

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u/AdHom 21h ago

When we went to the hospital for my first daughter's birth, masks were still required as it was at the tail end of the pandemic. One of the nurses expressed vaccine skepticism and took hers off when the doctor left the room.

Immediately requested a different nurse. Can't understand how medical professionals could buy that shit.

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u/blobinsky 2d ago

she is a whack person BUT she’s getting into nursing after battling cancer which i think is admirable. she’s only 23 and was 13 when on dr. phil, i hope this is a chance for her to do something more fulfilling with her life and career

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u/ladeeedada 1d ago

She was 13?! They should have a rule against putting minors on TV shows like that. That's exploitive as fuck.

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u/TheDamerian 1d ago

How is she whack?

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u/Infinite-Space-2395 2d ago

Poor butts gotta sneak farts through a foot of plastic.

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u/gonzofish 2d ago

Like a dry slip n slide

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u/HDThoreauaway 2d ago

sounds like a vuvuzela

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u/improbsable 2d ago

She’s going to fit in perfectly with 90% of nurses

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u/Emotional_Warthog658 1d ago

The mean girl to nursing pipeline is UNMATCHED!

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u/all_time_high 2d ago

This person’s ancestry is Italian and Jewish, btw.

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u/ddizzle13 1d ago

Fr. Why is someone casually posting about her in this sub

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u/cejebs 1d ago

That's what I'm saying! Culture vulture

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u/whopeedonthefloor 2d ago

I am dying. The minute a patient cops a tude, which they wiiiiiill, she will be fired for the response I know she will offer up.

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u/Valkyrie21 1d ago

Hey if she passes then that’s great.  Some of the best healthcare staff I’ve known have her type of personality.  And I mean she just got over cancer so maybe it’s provided a different perspective.  We’re so quick to shit on people.  

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u/sebsebsebs 1d ago

it’s weird to me how hateful the comments are being. it’s great to see her doing something with her life and making an objectively positive impact given the career 

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u/SecretlyMadeOfStone 2d ago

The way I’d get up and walk the fuck outta the hospital if I saw her working there 😆

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u/soyellow 2d ago

Imagine you're in severe pain and she is your nurse, im gonna need the strongest shit you have

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u/Dazzling-Top-8031 2d ago

she didn't skip alll of em. she has a kid with an aint shit ass nigga who whooped her.

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u/AverageGuy16 1d ago

Honestly good for her, I got no beef or ill will against her. Hope shit works out 🤷🏽‍♂️

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u/OrganizationNo1298 2d ago

I don't think she'd make it 2 weeks. Her bedside manner is terrible.

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u/NeverNotOnceEver ☑️ 1d ago

This white woman has looked almost every race but white.

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u/Unsd 1d ago

She definitely looks white in this picture. I mean shes of Italian and Jewish descent so shes not gonna look like Tilda Swinton or something. But I do agree, her looks historically have been blackphishy. With any hope, maybe this is a step in the right direction where she starts to get to know herself better instead of doing the things that get her attention? One can hope.

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u/chief_yETI ☑️ 2d ago

Nurse injector probably.

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u/ahdkflsdmf 2d ago

Oh she’ll fit right in with that field

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u/TheInnerMindEye 2d ago

Who is this and why are they important

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u/axon-axoff 1d ago

White girl who was a viral sensation in the 2010s for being a brat on Dr Phil. "Cash me outside" girl.

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u/Haunting_Switch3463 1d ago

You could say the same about 90% of celebrities posted on this sub.

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u/slimgem1111 2d ago

This fits her lmao like if she didn't go viral and come into all that money and lived a regular life, I could definitely see her as a nurse. Not cause she cares about people but she just...fits the image

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u/Deranged_Kitsune 2d ago

I know people who work at a college teaching nurses. They absolutely will fail out anyone who can't make the grades legitimately and who can't hack clinicals. No buying your way to a degree or trying to use fame for it. It involves lives, so they do take it seriously.

Sure, she may be able to find someplace not like that, but its reputation for graduate quality will be well known already and easy for people to find out.

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u/covidlung 1d ago

Good for her. When she stops being relevant she'll have a backup plan. That's just smart.

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u/Flimsy_Interest_9766 1d ago

Nursing license or nursing degree?

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u/Ok-Advertising4028 1d ago

I really like her for some reason??

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u/Ezl ☑️ 1d ago

People like to hate on her but, man, she really made that 15 mins work for her.

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u/Ok_String_1698 2d ago

Do not let her triage you

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u/18in1Shampoo 1d ago

Bhad Bhabie my role model. I wish I could make something even half as good as Gucci Flip Flops

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u/escientia 1d ago

No way. Unless she means shes getting her CNA license.

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u/Contemplating_Prison 1d ago

Why would you post her here?

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u/Colour4Life 1d ago

Is she black? how is this relevant for this sub besides being with a black man (who she should dump btw).

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u/NGM012 2d ago

Crocs all day, erry day 🤣

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u/Ashy6ix 2d ago

Like when I beat Bowser in Mario 64, but now I gotta collect 120 stars.

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u/shotputprince 2d ago

Grinding on Rt. 2 to get the Atk IVs

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u/Perfect_Earth_8070 2d ago

That bbl looks like shit

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u/Puzzleheaded-Way2575 1d ago

She’s wearing Brooks even. She might be serious. Those are good ass nurse shoes!

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u/Ok_Butterscotch7430 1d ago

Bet money she’s a CNA

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u/CommercialMarkett 1d ago

She’s rich asf but still wants to get into nursing, that’s nice of her

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u/Repulsive-News8916 1d ago

I mean she had cancer so it makes sense she’d get interested in the medical field

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u/Civil-Purple-8815 2d ago

I’m glad she’s washed

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u/BorrowedAttention 2d ago

Ngl I could see her getting into plastic surgery, maybe even setting up a practice someday

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u/samsaruhhh 1d ago

Actual nurses would take a bag of money and quit tomorrow if they had that opportunity

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u/working-dad-reviews 1d ago

As someone who worked in that field for years... she actually fits in LMFAO.

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u/AccomplishedBeing305 1d ago

Larping gold medalist

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u/anuragsins1991 1d ago

CNA is way different to a RN, im sure bhad bhabie isnt gonna put that much time into being a RN.

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u/lolascrowsfeet 1d ago

I guess any job doesn’t suck as bad when you don’t HAVE to do it. If you can come and go as you please and take all the time off you want it’s not so bad.

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u/fastshadow2022 1d ago

Will she be required to buy a nissan altima???

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u/MrSlime13 1d ago

Wow... No hand/neck tattoos. No fake nails. No jewelry. No fake eyelashes. Minimal makeup.

She gonna look like a catfish on day one.

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u/bellyflopperlife 1d ago

Damn I’m old millennial and have no clue who this person is lol

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