r/BrandNewSentence • u/Foucault99 Screenshot Saver📱 • 6h ago

No mother involved, he gave birth to her.

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1.4k Upvotes

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u/renaissance-Fartist 4h ago

Brock had a terrible headache one day and she popped out like Athena.

gorgeous!

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u/punksmostlydead 2h ago

My guess was mitosis, but yours is the better flavor of derivative.

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u/It_Just_Exploded 4h ago

The best comment so far.

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u/Accomplished_Set3279 5h ago

mother's genes didn't even try though

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u/exolyrical 5h ago

Gave up after the X chromosome

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u/It_Just_Exploded 4h ago

My job is done.

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u/motherofcunts 3h ago

That's one of my kids. Carbon copy of their dad. Even dresses like he did at the same age. They're the same age their Dad was when I met him and it weirds me out sometimes lol.

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u/Feeling_Meet4841 2h ago

That's still not a good enough reason to call them a cunt though

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u/Pale-Drag-7159 1h ago

Idk why you’re being downvoted it’s literally her username

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u/XROOR 5h ago

“You look like your dad?”

the face or eyes?

“The overdeveloped trapezius and triceps that look like tree roots”

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u/Ok_Try_877 2h ago

and the jaw :-)

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u/DEATHbyBOOGABOOGA 4h ago

I believe it

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u/Reckless_Secretions 3h ago

MPREG

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u/Gin_OClock 2h ago

M'preg tips hat

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u/D4RK5P1R3 5h ago

That's just Brock Lesnar with hair.

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u/dannyyang910930 5h ago

Most normal Baki characters

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u/welding_guy_from_LI Accidental Shakespeare 5h ago

Genetic jackhammer as Vinny Mac used to say

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u/NoFreakingClues 6h ago

Straight-up Zeus head-birth.

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u/SmutCommander 4h ago

Not gonna fool me, that's Brock in a wig

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u/Mega_Trix 5h ago

Thats a clone wtf

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u/General_Hot_Cigar 5h ago

Parthenogenesis baby!

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u/Serpente666 5h ago

They are adorable to me for some reason. Does anyone else have the urge to put these two in silly hats? Like little gnome hats?

Muscle spasm meds for the win, weee!!!

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u/punksmostlydead 2h ago

And lederhosen!

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u/Serpente666 1h ago

Tee hee, yes!!

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u/ApatheistHeretic 4h ago

I remember reading about mitosis on high school..

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u/punksmostlydead 2h ago

Pretty sure she drove mom and dad home from the hospital after the birth.

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u/Reason_Choice 1h ago

When she went off to college, she told Brock “you’re the man of the house now. Time to step up.”

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u/ConsciousStretch1028 University silent as porn star's 'bang bus' approaches Oxford 4h ago

Bro literally just removed a rib and she grew from it

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u/Butter_the_Toast 2h ago

When you go into the barber on GTA and they cut hair onto you

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u/Lobster_LeninN329 3h ago

"he gave birth to her" is not a brand new sentence depending on the forums you browse

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u/Gin_OClock 2h ago

I'm reminded of an old Oglaf comic

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u/Tazalawless 1h ago

Binary fission at work, just one of um had a haircut

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u/YouGotTheWrongGuy_9 1h ago

She is the clit commander.

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u/ProjectOrpheus 56m ago

Yeah this child said "fuck you, mom genes!" On the molecular level while forming.

Wasnt she doing ridiculously well at shotput? Might have that mixed up, but ...definitely a chip off the ol' Brock

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u/Buck_Andrews 33m ago

He was lifting weights one day and on a particularly difficult lift, when he was straining hardest, she simply stepped out from him and started to spot him

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u/JiovanniTheGREAT 30m ago

She got his X chromosome twice

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u/Sternfritters 21m ago

She budded off him like yeast

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u/renome 0m ago

bot

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u/TheDiplomancer 3h ago

He made the bun. Her mom was just the oven.