r/BrandNewSentence • u/tsuguko02 • 10h ago

"A friend of mine was once called homophobic for telling someone that he didn't believe in horoscopes. By someone he was messaging on Grindr"

38 Upvotes

2 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/DaBulbousWalrus • 2h ago

Snus left in urinals establish pubs autumnal hygge

8 Upvotes

1 comment

r/BrandNewSentence • u/n0vag0d • 7h ago

Norwegian teenage hitman hired for UK murder by Iran-backed crime gang jailed for 20 years

18 Upvotes

1 comment

r/BrandNewSentence • u/NIN10DOXD • 1h ago

Breast Penis Milking Machine for Men

• Upvotes

AliExpress is weird AF. I’ve never looked for that or duck roasting equipment nor do I know how the two are related.

1 comment

r/BrandNewSentence • u/Prior-Meeting-8850 • 7h ago

The 'Father of PlayStation' Says Killing Discs Backlash Is a 'Mentality Issue'

17 Upvotes

21 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/bananadogeh • 1d ago

"steam could kill my entire bloodline and i would still use it over epic's vibecoded jerusalemware"

4.0k Upvotes

241 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/Beautiful_Lie8700 • 12h ago

This sirloin was assigned madamloin at birth?

26 Upvotes

0 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/Tikkinger • 1d ago

Boba tea company apologises over Canada Dragon's Den row

bbc.com

332 Upvotes

I genuinely don't have any clue what this means. Like, not the slightest.

42 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/thisisnotariot • 1d ago

"9/11s the Burj Kalifa"

915 Upvotes

47 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/Icy_Skin_7590 • 1d ago

aggressivly and eccentrically dancing around it with their little slinky rigatoni bodies

1.1k Upvotes

5 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/proteanflux • 1d ago

Tracking her own nighttime erections with a techno tampon

3.7k Upvotes

434 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/MuhVlast • 12h ago

South Korean boss jailed for shooting industrial air gun into Thai worker’s anus

13 Upvotes

4 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/Valoroff • 1d ago

I enjoy the concept of watermelon but I am disappointed everytime

115 Upvotes

9 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/Level-Usual-9681 • 1d ago

Saw a guy call it chuck coding instead of vibe coding because you just sit in a chair and watch

366 Upvotes

7 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/NoNameStudios • 1d ago

Would Descartes use shaders in Minecraft?

133 Upvotes

3 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/RebornX10 • 1d ago

Spectacular tits, but god damn you could eat corn on the cob through a chainlink fence.

81 Upvotes

13 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/freedomfighter5567 • 44m ago

Phantom farter leaves reporters fleeing as Zelenskyy briefing wait turns pungent at EU Summit in Brussels

indiatoday.in

• Upvotes

2 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/Consistent_Sail_2805 • 2d ago

every morning at 8am i say 'hi' to claude from bed so when i sit to work at 11am my 5h limit resets in 2h

14.5k Upvotes

1.2k comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/KawaiiFoxPlays • 10h ago

Tasting a miniscule speck of the flavour of one of god's green supreme cheese doritos

5 Upvotes

0 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/Illustrious-Lead-960 • 1d ago

how sweet to see a young Jason with his pet machete—it's giving all the feels

1.2k Upvotes

80 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/wolvesarewildthings • 1d ago

This show was like Doug for lesbians.

156 Upvotes

42 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/Beautiful_Lie8700 • 1d ago

chinese imam trade

57 Upvotes

8 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/eve_72 • 1d ago

Your lettuce wants to be a salad pancake

22 Upvotes

Courtney of The NY Times!

1 comment

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"Brand New Sentence" doesn't literally mean a new sentence. Comedic sentences that are convoluted and/or unusual are what this sub is for!

Examples of sentences that don't fit include:

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6. Post Sentences Made By Others.

Sentences you have made, or sentences created artificially using bots or AI are not allowed.

7. Brand New Sentences Should Be In The Title.

Respect the post format rules. Read the wiki for more detailed info on rules in general.

It is encouraged to use the new sentence as the title. If you don't want to do this, use a creative title.

Titles that are considered boring and will be removed:

I think this belongs here
One of my friends said this
Found on...
On a topic about...
What / Lol / I don't even know where to begin
This whole thread / Two in one

Et cetera.

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