r/BrandNewSentence • u/putin_on_a_ritz96 • 14h ago

People think they found god and it is linear algebra

19.3k Upvotes

3.2k comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/Durian_Queef • 8h ago

Man declares he prefers bears to twinks in a failed attempt to come off hetero

10.4k Upvotes

217 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/Unnamedaccount0 • 9h ago

Ethically sourced child's spine .

6.6k Upvotes

548 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/_HKB_ • 11h ago

You can do anything with little Reddit

2.6k Upvotes

90 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/loudrain99 • 22h ago

“Stripping off my flesh onesie.”

1.8k Upvotes

83 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/Foucault99 • 6h ago

No mother involved, he gave birth to her.

1.4k Upvotes

42 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/Jessieface13 • 1h ago

“The internet is a store but it used to be a library”

• Upvotes

16 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/Rowak • 6h ago

this is like criss angel mindfreak for pedophiles

1.0k Upvotes

44 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/DecalageVersLeRouge • 16h ago

"We understand a death occurred, but it's not right for people to turn to the internet and sodomize the reputation of a company"

1.0k Upvotes

https://people.com/human-interest/man-claims-wedding-videographer-mocked-him-refused-refund-fiancee-death-car-crash/

168 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/BirthdayBoyStabMan • 3h ago

Banned from a competitive tournament after posting photos of his concerning skin condition and complaining of a bug infestation in his home

923 Upvotes

46 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/Queasy_Dentist3903 • 20h ago

Can we get gender theory researchers to look at emergent culture in agent swarms plz

857 Upvotes

61 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/diglettsarecool • 5h ago

minimalism was made up by big small to sell you more less

470 Upvotes

5 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/Rule_Ct_5293 • 8h ago

The Rizzler Versus Baby Gronk: Dawn of the Costco Guys

445 Upvotes

16 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/Lcsmxd • 5h ago

vibe-cooked a sandwich

89 Upvotes

2 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/roryoryory • 9h ago

Who Yaasified this Mummified Victorian Toddler?

53 Upvotes

1 comment

r/BrandNewSentence • u/HowlingHipster • 8h ago

My love language is rubbing my butt & telling me you'd defeat the eye of Sauron for me

59 Upvotes

5 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/moongrump • 1h ago

We're so lucky Microsoft blew its load years ago wasting her on a shitty voice assistant.

• Upvotes

4 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/tsuguko02 • 10h ago

"A friend of mine was once called homophobic for telling someone that he didn't believe in horoscopes. By someone he was messaging on Grindr"

36 Upvotes

2 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/Beautiful_Lie8700 • 12h ago

This sirloin was assigned madamloin at birth?

27 Upvotes

0 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/Prior-Meeting-8850 • 5h ago

Would the Ancient Greeks Upgrade to Windows 11?

21 Upvotes

Found this youtube video title interesting about windows 11

source video

1 comment

r/BrandNewSentence • u/Niamhue • 1h ago

Lovehoney promotion

• Upvotes

0 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/n0vag0d • 7h ago

Norwegian teenage hitman hired for UK murder by Iran-backed crime gang jailed for 20 years

17 Upvotes

1 comment

r/BrandNewSentence • u/Prior-Meeting-8850 • 7h ago

The 'Father of PlayStation' Says Killing Discs Backlash Is a 'Mentality Issue'

15 Upvotes

21 comments

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1. Post Comedic Sentences That Aren't Common.

"Brand New Sentence" doesn't literally mean a new sentence. Comedic sentences that are convoluted and/or unusual are what this sub is for!

Examples of sentences that don't fit include:

Common phrases
Idioms / proverbs / things translated from other languages that sound "odd" in English
Graphic depictions of violence in the news
Typos

2. Be Civil.

Ad Hominem. Don’t post or comment things that are considered to be controversial, offensive, or in bad taste. Racism, transphobia, homophobia, sexism etc. will not be tolerated and you may be banned at moderator’s discretion.

3. No Politics In Posts Or Comments.

You must not, under any circumstances, comment or post in order to incite political or ideological debate. Topics that might incite toxic debate may be removed or blocked entirely - that includes politics and mentions of current famous politicians, vaccinations, hatred based on appearance, race, ethnicity, gender etc. and might result in a ban. Additionally, using alternate characters to get around our subreddit's title/comment filters will result in a one-week ban. Repeat offences will result in a permanent ban.

4. No Reposts.

Search for the sentence on this sub using the search function before posting, in order to avoid your post being taken down due to being a repost.

5. Avoid Satirical/“Brainrot” Sentences.

Here is an example of a sentence that is meant as a joke or satirically, in a satirical way. Due to highly popular demand, this kind of posts are no longer accepted on this sub.

"Brainrot" posts include things like gen-alpha slang that is incomprehensible to anyone who isn't terminally online and isn't witty or comedic due to the sentence itself being interesting. If you are posting something from TikTok, please take an extra second to consider this rule.

6. Post Sentences Made By Others.

Sentences you have made, or sentences created artificially using bots or AI are not allowed.

7. Brand New Sentences Should Be In The Title.

Respect the post format rules. Read the wiki for more detailed info on rules in general.

It is encouraged to use the new sentence as the title. If you don't want to do this, use a creative title.

Titles that are considered boring and will be removed:

I think this belongs here
One of my friends said this
Found on...
On a topic about...
What / Lol / I don't even know where to begin
This whole thread / Two in one

Et cetera.

8. No Nudity or Gore.

Self explanatory. This is a subreddit for new sentences, not anything vulgar such as nudity or gore, or links to such.

9. Mark Nsfw Sentences.

Some people just don’t want to read it, and it’ll be removed if not marked. This may include, but is not limited to sentences with sexual undertones, extreme profanity and/or slurs.

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To protect our community from spam, any accounts that have OnlyFans, Fansly, FeetFinder, etc links on their profile or are otherwise active in promoting their own adult content will be banned from participating in r/BrandNewSentence.