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u/Playful_Clue_1210 Funny Bunny 1d ago

That'd suck

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u/Far_Jello_992 1d ago

Lactose intolerant

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u/Mekaariarikiku 1d ago

Okay, somewhat already doing this.

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u/Memory-Repulsive 1d ago

M

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u/ollie_ii 1d ago

MY BAGELS - NO!!!!

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u/brat-mobile 1d ago

Lame

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u/JennInSask Fluffy 1d ago

Noooooooooooooooo

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u/Cars-And-Lego 1d ago

Eh I'm fine with that

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u/lordmegatron01 1d ago

Oof

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u/SpiritualLuck9197 1d ago

No potatoes anymore means no life anymore what's life if I can't even eat a good fondu

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u/WeakLingonberry3454 1d ago

It's a starchy carb on the food charts though

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u/KairaSuperSayan93 1d ago

Aww man I really like my fruits

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u/Decends2 1d ago

Meh, I guess I could sell em

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u/seniorboogee Bruh 1d ago

Nooooo!!!

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u/head_pat_slut 1d ago

already allergic to shellfish so just add regular fish too i guess

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u/Sensitive_Call_6242 1d ago

No way

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u/Visual-Expert-7470 1d ago

Okay

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u/Local-Demand1038 The Bunny Lord 1d ago

That’s a-ok with me

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u/PuzzarianIdeal 1d ago

The food i eat the least of. i guess it's not that bad.

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u/Rebel_Mom_x3 1d ago

That sucks…but why?

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u/TheBananaFist 1d ago

I'm asian.... FUUUUUUU

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u/Prestigious_Talk6562 1d ago

Don’t eat seafood anyways

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u/mushroomboi-52 1d ago

Well this will definitely help for a diet though I'll miss literally everything else

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u/Wide_Love_4458 Top -1% Commenter 1d ago

Uh oh

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u/ElMiillorEnjoyer Top -1% Commenter 1d ago

...

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u/BadAhh_N_Bendy Hop Off 1d ago

😭😭😭 MY FAVORITE. JUST KILL ME

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u/Kksaccount 1d ago

Fuuuu

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u/DimensionFar2052 1d ago

Ok. Not bad

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u/Moto_nijia_luci 1d ago

Ok that's fine

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u/Automatic_State_7903 1d ago

Don’t know how healthy this would be but I can live with it

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u/noobmaster69fzd1 1d ago

Lol, I already don't eat sweets. I hate them. I hate sugar.

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u/Alternative-Issue-60 1d ago

aw man

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u/Happiesky 1d ago

Fuck

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u/Glittering-Simple456 Fluffy 1d ago

Ok

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u/Turbulent_Arm2098 1d ago

Nice

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u/chesidia 1d ago

I’m already lactose intolerant, but I guess I can’t use lactose pills to get around this anymore.

Damn.

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u/Pineaplevoltage 1d ago

🤷‍♂️

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u/Apprehensive_Ad7603 1d ago

Im fked,

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u/kawemb 1d ago

Hmm

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u/IntrepidPoem6126 1d ago

Dang it man

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u/unicornhair1991 1d ago

Hmmm. I can still put them in my body though right? Just not EAT them

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u/Miserable_Guess1716 The Bunny Lord 1d ago

I'd die...possibly of lard. I can only handle so much grain and fruit so I'd fall back on meat and junk food without my salads

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u/DazeyChain 1d ago

Well that sucks

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u/Electric_Jiggalo Follow The White Bunny 1d ago

I really need to ...

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u/1tz_Iris 1d ago

WHEN I SAW THIS OPTION I LEGIT PRAYED OMD TO GET IT as I feel like it's the only option is actually be okay with not eating for the rest of my life as I prefer chicken the most

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u/Current_Sea_9423 1d ago

Maybe. I don't them that any more anyways

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u/thbnrf8n 1d ago

I’d rather kill myself

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u/Fantastic-Clothes214 1d ago

Nooooo

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u/808_Lion The Bunny Lord 1d ago

😭

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u/MassKhaos928 1d ago

Honestly probably for the best

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u/WarriorOfAgartha 1d ago

I'll end it all

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u/KimchiNPasta 1d ago

That's roughage.

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u/Routine_Guard5852 1d ago

Ok? So no more vitamins.

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u/supersonicx01 1d ago

I'm screwed. I love sweets

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u/3mm3ttOP Top -1% Commenter 1d ago

mildly sad but its ok

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u/coverednmud 1d ago

Awww

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u/dalton118 1d ago

😭😭 goodbye world! I can't live without sushi!!

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u/Meepfest_DJ 1d ago

Nah just end it

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u/lumin_echo 1d ago

Kms NOO

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u/dac417 1d ago

Good. It will make me healthier

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u/Desperate-Strategy10 1d ago

No thank you, I’d rather not

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u/That-Natural-5581 1d ago

Ig my unhealthy life style continues but with no tomatoes

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u/Other-Sheepherder508 1d ago

Kms

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u/RegularNorwegian 1d ago

"Oh noooo", anyway 🥱

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u/Degenerecy 1d ago

Ok, I hate seafood anyways.

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u/Typical-Ad7838 1d ago

NOOOOOooooooooo

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u/ibddevine 1d ago

I'm in trouble I'm allergic to dairy products

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u/TheRealLuke123 1d ago

Nooooo

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u/Alert-Sector8769 1d ago

ehhh

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u/EmikoShiriyuki WASTED 10 000 CARROTS ON THIS FLAIR 1d ago

I think my lactose hating stomach would be happy but Id be miserable...

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u/Grandiose_Tortoise 1d ago

Probably would lose weight that I can’t afford to lose. My appetite is fleeting as it is.

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u/ExplanationOk9225 1d ago

No!

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u/Virtual_Pin_429 1d ago

eeeh i dont normally do anyway

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u/Kitt097 1d ago

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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u/WeakLingonberry3454 1d ago

Well this is going to be a problem if I have a low blood sugar episode

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u/guitarbee 1d ago

Boo

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u/DTH05 1d ago

I would die

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u/Wolfie-the-Grant 1d ago

Nooo!

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u/Tribble9999 1d ago

Just kill me now.

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u/preeto666 1d ago

Not upset about that

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u/mrhenrique3 1d ago

Already do that 😂

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u/Stargirl114 1d ago

I will survive

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u/Purple-Good-6 1d ago

Grains

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u/Semi-Duck 1d ago

Bro just kill me instead

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u/No_Window1217 1d ago

For the best

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u/prayer4thriving Fluffy 1d ago

oh.... no.... most of my favorite foods are vegetable based....

couldn't do it. nope

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u/Barbudo666 1d ago

Eh

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u/Vesperia_Morningstar 1d ago

Welp fine

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u/mcSh0rtypants 1d ago

NOOOOOOOOO

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u/BasicChampionship183 1d ago

I can work with this. I hope it's cooked tho

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u/MulberryExtension374 1d ago

Noooo

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u/Dry_Explorer3001 1d ago

No. I need mah ice cream

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u/Betrayer1117 1d ago

I’m lactose intolerant:(

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u/ShinTaka92 1d ago

Ah, alrighty

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u/Cool-guy10 🥕🥕 1d ago

Easy

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u/ZebraZahara 1d ago

Partner's not a fan of red meat so I already eat so little of it.

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u/Blu_With_A_U Officer Hopps 1d ago

Do fruits count?

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u/PerceptionHuge6681 Top -1% Commenter 1d ago

I guess so?

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u/Capital_Discussion_4 Unlimited Bacon 1d ago

NOOO

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u/Superb_Post6815 1d ago

Alpha gal allergy I guess

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u/Appropriate_Video728 1d ago

Oh nooooo! This sucks but I expected a lot worse tbh.

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u/Ir0n_Sp1der 1d ago

NOOOOOOOOOO

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u/Dasqwe95 1d ago

Sad but manageable

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u/Zhaeris 1d ago

ok

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u/Fun-Midnight1010 1d ago

CARBS is important

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u/pimp69z 1d ago

Already done

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u/DeathAngle31513 23h ago

Seafood

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u/Tiny-Measurement-245 23h ago

I can manage

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u/Momo10121 23h ago

That's probably for the best

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u/Inuyasha8908 23h ago

Boned

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u/Lucas_9999 23h ago

NOOOOOOO-

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u/Proncess 23h ago

well that sucks, but at least grains aren't nutritionally necessary

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u/transsexualpumpkin 23h ago

NOOO

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u/MapThis213 23h ago

I mean I already can’t eat gluten so

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u/KungFush1 23h ago

Fine by me, liked savoury treats anyways

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u/BorkBorkSweden 22h ago

:(

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u/Affectionate-Bake265 22h ago

aw man… I liked eating Corn and Peas and Soft carrots...

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u/Wrevelle 22h ago

Nooooo!

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u/Excellent_Citron8312 22h ago

Naurrrrrrrrr

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u/Quiet-Advantage-1233 22h ago

Oh fuck! That would suck!!!!!!!

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u/Bahamut_Flare 21h ago

Already don't

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u/St3ph6677 21h ago

Yay

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u/TinyVolcanoMonster 20h ago

Darn lone star ticks....

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u/Different_Stable_351 20h ago

Oh god kill me now

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u/GreyQuadruped 20h ago

That's fine

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u/Mr_Toast_R 18h ago

Steak

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u/Jasongaming18 18h ago

alright?

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u/Competitive-Buy1509 18h ago

Nooooooooo

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u/alden89 17h ago

Not too bad, I'm allergic to shellfish!

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u/TheAngryLasagna 17h ago

I don't eat it, anyway! 😂

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u/amethystlightning 17h ago

Regrettable but manageable

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u/John5johnson 17h ago

Awesome

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u/whatami5353 17h ago

Not too bad

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u/Aggravating-Put7549 17h ago

I'd die. I can't live without cheese. I will die.

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u/WittyPerformance6380 16h ago

cheese is gone and so am i, thats like half my diet right there. i log everything i eat on Plate,Lens, which is my go-to calorie tracker app for food, water, and glucose all in one, and lately the diary is just dairy on dairy

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u/Rose_Hermione 16h ago

I don't like red meat anyways

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u/Beneficial_Ad_5055 14h ago

Noo

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u/BooksandBracelets 13h ago

May you get a splinter under your toenail and not be able to remove it.

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u/Puzzled-Primary-843 12h ago

Oof

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u/Great_Lakes_HM 11h ago

Good. Never had it anyways

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u/Comfortable-Age5032 11h ago

💀

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u/VastCartographer8661 10h ago

I would be much healthier

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