Would you take this deal?

[u/LixLaxLux]

Spin each wheel in order

• Spin 1: You get…
• Spin 2: But you have to…

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[u/PRaven87]

Anything for a cool jacket, i think I could box for 12 rounds

^{Rolled: You get…: $2 million… and a cool jacket | But you have to…: Go 12 rounds with Sydney Sweeney}

[u/allen-turner2 → u/PRaven87]

I think this is a different kind of boxing with no clothes on

[u/Iv_Laser00 → u/allen-turner2]

Does it matter?

[u/TheLoddoTheDodo]

I am not into men, and this deal is to marry a man, so I can date another man??? So not only am I getting into an unwanted relationship. I am also cheating?

No thank you

^{Rolled: You get…: A date with Jay-Z (romantic} | But you have to…: Marry Prime Mike Tyson)

[u/kapitaalH → u/TheLoddoTheDodo]

Don't worry they will also cheat on you

[u/Mittsukiie]

I'll try?

^{Rolled: You get…: $1 squillion | But you have to…: Go back in time and save Harambe}

[u/Iv_Laser00 → u/Mittsukiie]

Clearly you’ve failed

[u/Zealousideal_Break_7]

Damn, I don't know if I have it in me to go through all that effort

^{Rolled: You get…: $1 squillion | But you have to…: Go back in time and save Harambe}

[u/Plus_Stop_7499]

Ok…. So we agree the ground is flat?

If so….. then if 1 ground is flat. Then the infinite ground is also flat

^{Rolled: You get…: $8 | But you have to…: Explain how we know the Earth is flat}

[u/Threeshotoski]

I can fight her😁

^{Rolled: You get…: $2 million… and a cool jacket | But you have to…: Go 12 rounds with Sydney Sweeney}

[u/Thragggggggggggggggg]

$8 is $8….

^{Rolled: You get…: $8 | But you have to…: Marry Prime Mike Tyson}

[u/KMZ200822 → u/Thragggggggggggggggg]

cmon, be honest man, this ain’t about the money, you just wanna marry prime mike tyson

[u/Cynelia]

No. Id never badmouth Grandmas Lasagna

^{Rolled: You get…: $8 | But you have to…: Give Grandma’s Lasagna a bad review}

[u/marifarts → u/Cynelia]

Personally I would but it’d take a lot more than $8

[u/Cynelia → u/marifarts]

YOU MONSTER

[u/breakfastbarf]

As long as the shark isn’t in the hot tub

^{Rolled: You get…: A mahogany hottub | But you have to…: Give a shark a little kiss on the nose}

[u/Dreaming_Of_Fantasy]

Grandma, why the fuck does your Lasagna have eggplant in it? Where's the meat?

^{Rolled: You get…: $2 million… and a cool jacket | But you have to…: Give Grandma’s Lasagna a bad review}

[u/JohannettaFleming]

Yes

^{Rolled: You get…: $45 billion | But you have to…: Become vegan}

[u/WitherSoldiers → u/JohannettaFleming]

Loop hole, it doesn't say for how long, so you can just do it for a day and go back to Bacon

[u/HamsterKazam]

So, you know how the earth, like a table, holds us up. Now if the earth was a sphere, we'd all roll off into the void of space in the downward direction.

Now you may ask, what prevents the earth from tipping and dropping us anyway? Well, as we all know, manta rays are flat but stay upward. This means earth is sitting on a giant cosmic manta ray.

^{Rolled: You get…: A frankly underwhelming half billion dollars | But you have to…: Explain how we know the Earth is flat}

[u/Iv_Laser00 → u/HamsterKazam]

https://giphy.com/gifs/YYfcEWHgwhPBXIY6AO

[u/FriendlyRedditor2020]

Rounds of what?

^{Rolled: You get…: A mahogany hottub | But you have to…: Go 12 rounds with Sydney Sweeney}

[u/LuciusLuscinia → u/FriendlyRedditor2020]

Mahjong.

[u/FriendlyRedditor2020 → u/LuciusLuscinia]

and I don't have to win?

[u/NoLongerHuman13 → u/FriendlyRedditor2020]

Well, it doesn't say win 12 rounds. Just to go for them, so yeah

[u/Educational_Fix_1884]

Okay

^{Rolled: You get…: A frankly underwhelming half billion dollars | But you have to…: Eat as many carrots as you own}

[u/Iv_Laser00 → u/Educational_Fix_1884]

I own zero carrots

[u/The_Great_Escape2]

Is this even a real amount?😭

^{Rolled: You get…: $1 squillion | But you have to…: Become vegan}

[u/TheDankFather24]

Eh sure

^{Rolled: You get…: $45 billion | But you have to…: Become vegan}

[u/Murky-Apricot4781]

Well it's a good deal but the main problem is if I'm going to be alive after going 12 rounds with Sydney or not,

^{Rolled: You get…: A frankly underwhelming half billion dollars | But you have to…: Go 12 rounds with Sydney Sweeney}

[u/omoiavas1 → u/Murky-Apricot4781]

Pass the baton

[u/Chaos8599]

No

^{Rolled: You get…: A frankly underwhelming half billion dollars | But you have to…: Become vegan}

[u/Lagoda__ → u/Chaos8599]

Not even for half a billion? lol

[u/IcyPrice9724]

But I just quit smoking

^{Rolled: You get…: A packet of cigarettes (jagged} | But you have to…: Become vegan)

[u/Connor_57]

Easy enough. It never said my plan has to be listened to or work.

^{Rolled: You get…: $2 million… and a cool jacket | But you have to…: Present a peace plan for that one war}

[u/marifarts]

Well how long do I have… or do I have to improv it? I’m very good at arguing things so I’m sure I could argue the earth is flat easily but I’d need a little preparation seeing as I’m arguing something that… isn’t true. Would I have access to online research in order to support my point? But if you wanted me to improv it rn and my explanation didn’t have to be too good I could probably do so

^{Rolled: You get…: $45 billion | But you have to…: Explain how we know the Earth is flat}

[u/No_Ice_4653]

No

^{Rolled: You get…: $8 | But you have to…: Explain how we know the Earth is flat}

[u/goonmanisback]

No

^{Rolled: You get…: $2 million… and a cool jacket | But you have to…: Become vegan}

[u/kimberleytrr → u/goonmanisback]

For 2 million..

[u/marifarts → u/kimberleytrr]

… and a cool jacket

[u/therealballser]

Potentially

^{Rolled: You get…: A frankly underwhelming half billion dollars | But you have to…: Present a peace plan for that one war}

[u/Miathegs]

Deal

^{Rolled: You get…: $2 million… and a cool jacket | But you have to…: Give a shark a little kiss on the nose}

[u/lulonaut33]

Sorry granma

^{Rolled: You get…: $45 billion | But you have to…: Give Grandma’s Lasagna a bad review}

[u/Reasonable_Aioli7538]

I don’t smoke

^{Rolled: You get…: A packet of cigarettes (smooth} | But you have to…: Present a peace plan for that one war)

[u/KeyBid0]

No

^{Rolled: You get…: $2 million… and a cool jacket | But you have to…: Marry Prime Mike Tyson}

[u/Mare_Bear_333]

Idk! That’s a hard one! It doesn’t say I have to stay vegan forever 🤔🤫🤭

^{Rolled: You get…: A frankly underwhelming half billion dollars | But you have to…: Become vegan}

[u/StarBrick177]

No

^{Rolled: You get…: $1 squillion | But you have to…: Become vegan}

[u/d3cidu8or]

Ezy

^{Rolled: You get…: $45 billion | But you have to…: Give a shark a little kiss on the nose}

[u/lordmegatron01]

I wouldn't want a packet of cigs even for free

^{Rolled: You get…: A packet of cigarettes (smooth} | But you have to…: Become vegan)

[u/SubjectPermit220]

Hell nah

^{Rolled: You get…: A packet of cigarettes (smooth} | But you have to…: Give Grandma’s Lasagna a bad review)

[u/butter-eater]

Bro id do what for free

^{Rolled: You get…: A packet of cigarettes (jagged} | But you have to…: Go back in time and save Harambe)

[u/Optimal_Bench5423]

No

^{Rolled: You get…: $45 billion | But you have to…: Give Grandma’s Lasagna a bad review}

[u/Extension_Dig8832]

Hell nah

^{Rolled: You get…: A packet of cigarettes (jagged} | But you have to…: Go back in time and save Harambe)

[u/DimmuBorgir666]

Both my grandmothers are dead and I don't smoke.

^{Rolled: You get…: A packet of cigarettes (smooth} | But you have to…: Give Grandma’s Lasagna a bad review)

[u/kaamyx]

Ok

^{Rolled: You get…: A car of your choice | But you have to…: Become vegan}

[u/ThatGuy420247365]

Easy. Stop the kid from jumpin in

^{Rolled: You get…: $1 squillion | But you have to…: Go back in time and save Harambe}

[u/DisappointedDuk]

Win win

^{Rolled: You get…: A date with the redhead spice girl (???} | But you have to…: Marry Prime Mike Tyson)

[u/phahoomuffin]

No

^{Rolled: You get…: A packet of cigarettes (jagged} | But you have to…: Become vegan)

[u/CatPlayful4638]

sure I mean she's dead so like I don't think she's ever made lasagna either so ez

^{Rolled: You get…: $8 | But you have to…: Give Grandma’s Lasagna a bad review}

[u/Slow-Talk4741]

Doesn't say permanently so yeah

^{Rolled: You get…: A frankly underwhelming half billion dollars | But you have to…: Become vegan}

[u/Independent-Ring-479]

Hell yes

^{Rolled: You get…: A mahogany hottub | But you have to…: Go back in time and save Harambe}

[u/Okay-Spinach]

Maybe

^{Rolled: You get…: A car of your choice | But you have to…: Become vegan}

[u/AureliusNox]

Zero, so give me that car.

^{Rolled: You get…: A car of your choice | But you have to…: Eat as many carrots as you own}

[u/Marker0301]

Ohhhhh yeahhhhhhhh I'm ready

^{Rolled: You get…: $8 | But you have to…: Go 12 rounds with Sydney Sweeney}

[u/Reithauky]

No

^{Rolled: You get…: $45 billion | But you have to…: Become vegan}

[u/MenacingNipples121]

Deal

^{Rolled: You get…: A car of your choice | But you have to…: Become vegan}

[u/HelpfulShelter2114]

okay sure

^{Rolled: You get…: $8 | But you have to…: Go back in time and save Harambe}

[u/Maduin1986]

Yes, i would not even need the car for that

^{Rolled: You get…: A car of your choice | But you have to…: Go back in time and save Harambe}

[u/OptimalCopy8560]

no

^{Rolled: You get…: A car of your choice | But you have to…: Become vegan}

[u/santiago_IV]

ill pass, i dont even smoke

^{Rolled: You get…: A packet of cigarettes (jagged} | But you have to…: Run 20k tomorrow)

[u/mrpascal81]

no

^{Rolled: You get…: $135.76 | But you have to…: Marry Prime Mike Tyson}

[u/Big_Cake_4818]

I don't think this is worth it

^{Rolled: You get…: A mahogany hottub | But you have to…: Give a shark a little kiss on the nose}

[u/Icy_Ad_5906]

I guess so, do I have to be vegan forever or just for a while tho?

^{Rolled: You get…: A car of your choice | But you have to…: Become vegan}

[u/Bowserbob1979]

No. I would not take this

^{Rolled: You get…: $1 squillion | But you have to…: Become vegan}

[u/JDMfire]

Fah no

^{Rolled: You get…: $8 | But you have to…: Go 12 rounds with Sydney Sweeney}

[u/jash0015]

Yeah, I’m gonna pass on this one

^{Rolled: You get…: A packet of cigarettes (jagged} | But you have to…: Present a peace plan for that one war)

[u/Creative-Quality-221]

Ye

^{Rolled: You get…: A frankly underwhelming half billion dollars | But you have to…: Go back in time and save Harambe}

[u/Smart_Eye3014]

Even if I didn’t get anything I would still save Harambe.

^{Rolled: You get…: A date with the redhead spice girl (???} | But you have to…: Go back in time and save Harambe)

[u/c0mplinated]

now since when was half a billion dollars underwhelming

^{Rolled: You get…: A frankly underwhelming half billion dollars | But you have to…: Give Grandma’s Lasagna a bad review}

[u/Thaloneblarg]

My grandma doesnt have a lasagna recipe

^{Rolled: You get…: $8 | But you have to…: Give Grandma’s Lasagna a bad review}

[u/VariousExplorer8503]

Nope, don't smoke.

^{Rolled: You get…: A packet of cigarettes (jagged} | But you have to…: Give a shark a little kiss on the nose)

[u/ZythumTheLast]

No, I would not take this deal

^{Rolled: You get…: $8 | But you have to…: Explain how we know the Earth is flat}

[u/MedicineInternal9805]

Pass.

^{Rolled: You get…: $8 | But you have to…: Become vegan}

[u/HEV_dog_official]

Interesting

^{Rolled: You get…: $45 billion | But you have to…: Go 12 rounds with Sydney Sweeney}

[u/StormTiger17]

Deal lol

^{Rolled: You get…: A mahogany hottub | But you have to…: Go back in time and save Harambe}

[u/NightNinja98]

You get…: A frankly underwhelming half billion dollars | But you have to…: Go back in time and save Harambe. Who wouldnt

^{Rolled: You get…: A frankly underwhelming half billion dollars | But you have to…: Go back in time and save Harambe}

[u/Wonderful_Toe4023]

Hell no

^{Rolled: You get…: A packet of cigarettes (smooth} | But you have to…: Marry Prime Mike Tyson)

[u/anotherdirtytranny]

I do not currently own any carrots. Do i just get half a billion?

^{Rolled: You get…: A frankly underwhelming half billion dollars | But you have to…: Eat as many carrots as you own}

[u/literallyasponge]

i cannot do it

^{Rolled: You get…: A packet of cigarettes (jagged} | But you have to…: Give Grandma’s Lasagna a bad review)

[u/Randomnessshop]

No thanks

^{Rolled: You get…: $135.76 | But you have to…: Become vegan}

[u/WesleyCrusherofBorg]

Sure

^{Rolled: You get…: A frankly underwhelming half billion dollars | But you have to…: Give Grandma’s Lasagna a bad review}

[u/BigMomBa123]

She’ll understand.

^{Rolled: You get…: $1 squillion | But you have to…: Give Grandma’s Lasagna a bad review}

[u/frvrtrippy]

12 rounds in what way?

^{Rolled: You get…: $8 | But you have to…: Go 12 rounds with Sydney Sweeney}

[u/razmir]

Ez money

^{Rolled: You get…: $2 million… and a cool jacket | But you have to…: Give Grandma’s Lasagna a bad review}

[u/stuipkid]

Ok

^{Rolled: You get…: $2 million… and a cool jacket | But you have to…: Explain how we know the Earth is flat}

[u/EtaaraSenpai1]

Let the leaders 1v1

^{Rolled: You get…: A car of your choice | But you have to…: Present a peace plan for that one war}

[u/The_flying_wanderer9]

NOOOOOOO

^{Rolled: You get…: $135.76 | But you have to…: Become vegan}

[u/Rough-Minute2512]

I own 0 good free 2m anD the best 1 the JACKET

^{Rolled: You get…: $2 million… and a cool jacket | But you have to…: Eat as many carrots as you own}

[u/ShadowchaserRP]

I'll look like a douche, but it'll be worth it

^{Rolled: You get…: $2 million… and a cool jacket | But you have to…: Become vegan}

[u/Ok-Faithlessness6961]

My grandma doesn’t make lasagna sooo

^{Rolled: You get…: $2 million… and a cool jacket | But you have to…: Give Grandma’s Lasagna a bad review}

[u/Intelligent-Tip-9747]

Yeah

^{Rolled: You get…: $8 | But you have to…: Give Grandma’s Lasagna a bad review}

[u/Secure_Strength_1085]

Perfect

^{Rolled: You get…: A mahogany hottub | But you have to…: Eat as many carrots as you own}

[u/M0ndchen]

I don't think I can eat virtual carrots

^{Rolled: You get…: A mahogany hottub | But you have to…: Eat as many carrots as you own}

[u/Angry_Mudcrab]

Yes

^{Rolled: You get…: $8 | But you have to…: Eat as many carrots as you own}

[u/HDMI992]

Definitely not

^{Rolled: You get…: A date with the redhead spice girl (???} | But you have to…: Marry Prime Mike Tyson)

[u/mewmew34]

Can I save Harambe and not go out with Jay-Z? Just not a fan.

^{Rolled: You get…: A date with Jay-Z (romantic} | But you have to…: Go back in time and save Harambe)

[u/Jeffdaisos]

Ez

^{Rolled: You get…: A frankly underwhelming half billion dollars | But you have to…: Become vegan}

[u/vietnam1224]

Never tried boxing before but I’m willing to try

^{Rolled: You get…: A frankly underwhelming half billion dollars | But you have to…: Go 12 rounds with Sydney Sweeney}

[u/Timppa22]

Already are but no thanks

^{Rolled: You get…: A date with Jay-Z (romantic} | But you have to…: Become vegan)

[u/Pitiful_Piccolo_5497]

I'll absolutely take it. I don't have any grandmas. 🤣

^{Rolled: You get…: $2 million… and a cool jacket | But you have to…: Give Grandma’s Lasagna a bad review}

[u/Vild-The-Weebish]

Absolutely yes.

^{Rolled: You get…: $1 squillion | But you have to…: Go back in time and save Harambe}

[u/Mysterious_Green8420]

I’ll do it

^{Rolled: You get…: A car of your choice | But you have to…: Explain how we know the Earth is flat}

[u/Laki6noob_2019]

I can give it a bad review, then take it down and write a great one.

^{Rolled: You get…: $1 squillion | But you have to…: Give Grandma’s Lasagna a bad review}

[u/Proper-View-2397]

it's not about the money

^{Rolled: You get…: $2 million… and a cool jacket | But you have to…: Go back in time and save Harambe}

[u/Big-Gur3392]

No

^{Rolled: You get…: $8 | But you have to…: Go back in time and save Harambe}

[u/ImportantLiving4203]

It isn't tho

^{Rolled: You get…: $2 million… and a cool jacket | But you have to…: Explain how we know the Earth is flat}

[u/Nohbohdy]

Easy, she will never see it...

^{Rolled: You get…: $2 million… and a cool jacket | But you have to…: Give Grandma’s Lasagna a bad review}

[u/TheNezirtNiz]

No

^{Rolled: You get…: $135.76 | But you have to…: Become vegan}

[u/SetGlum214]

sure

^{Rolled: You get…: A packet of cigarettes (smooth} | But you have to…: Present a peace plan for that one war)

[u/Chaitywatt]

Hell nah

^{Rolled: You get…: A packet of cigarettes (smooth} | But you have to…: Become vegan)

[u/TruthOriginal4133]

Yes

^{Rolled: You get…: $1 squillion | But you have to…: Go 12 rounds with Sydney Sweeney}

[u/CalicoVibes]

I'd be fine with that

^{Rolled: You get…: $135.76 | But you have to…: Marry Prime Mike Tyson}

[u/SamanthaJaneyCake]

No, I’m in a happily committed relationship.

^{Rolled: You get…: A date with the redhead spice girl (???} | But you have to…: Give Grandma’s Lasagna a bad review)

[u/10mayo]

Do I get a time machine?

^{Rolled: You get…: A frankly underwhelming half billion dollars | But you have to…: Go back in time and save Harambe}

[u/LegalCurrency4554]

I'll do it for free

^{Rolled: You get…: A packet of cigarettes (smooth} | But you have to…: Go back in time and save Harambe)

[u/thefucksausername0]

I don't care about the date but I'm fine with going back in time to save Harambe.

^{Rolled: You get…: A date with Jay-Z (romantic} | But you have to…: Go back in time and save Harambe)

[u/Allieeg]

It’s almost too good, I’m addicted now. 2/5 stars

^{Rolled: You get…: A car of your choice | But you have to…: Give Grandma’s Lasagna a bad review}

[u/LargeBreasts69]

Sure

^{Rolled: You get…: A frankly underwhelming half billion dollars | But you have to…: Present a peace plan for that one war}

[u/rosealexvinny]

No

^{Rolled: You get…: A packet of cigarettes (jagged} | But you have to…: Present a peace plan for that one war)

[u/BearAndDeerIsBeer]

K

^{Rolled: You get…: $1 squillion | But you have to…: Go back in time and save Harambe}

[u/David909909]

Right.

^{Rolled: You get…: $1 squillion | But you have to…: Go 12 rounds with Sydney Sweeney}

[u/small_latchamatte]

I don't think I could beat her in boxing, sorry

^{Rolled: You get…: A frankly underwhelming half billion dollars | But you have to…: Go 12 rounds with Sydney Sweeney}

[u/Abhay-2006]

No no no, not any chances

^{Rolled: You get…: A packet of cigarettes (smooth} | But you have to…: Become vegan)

[u/Top-Strategy-2269]

I dont necessarily even like lasagna but I don't need cigarettes either

^{Rolled: You get…: A packet of cigarettes (smooth} | But you have to…: Give Grandma’s Lasagna a bad review)

[u/TheNerdofLife]

I can eat 0 carrots

^{Rolled: You get…: A mahogany hottub | But you have to…: Eat as many carrots as you own}

[u/Typical-Decision-273]

I'm on it

^{Rolled: You get…: A packet of cigarettes (smooth} | But you have to…: Go back in time and save Harambe)

[u/snoopy_oxygen]

Hell no

^{Rolled: You get…: A date with the redhead spice girl (???} | But you have to…: Go 12 rounds with Sydney Sweeney)

[u/LWMX72]

U had me with the first time

^{Rolled: You get…: $45 billion | But you have to…: Become vegan}

[u/Sudden_Funny6492]

I was already considering this,easy yes

^{Rolled: You get…: $2 million… and a cool jacket | But you have to…: Become vegan}

[u/DeathAngle31513]

A date with Jay-Z, marry prime Mike Tyson

^{Rolled: You get…: A date with Jay-Z (romantic} | But you have to…: Marry Prime Mike Tyson)

[u/GageTheDemigod]

Sure? I mean … he would be rich

^{Rolled: You get…: $8 | But you have to…: Marry Prime Mike Tyson}

[u/BulbaFriend2000]

No thanks

^{Rolled: You get…: A date with the redhead spice girl (???} | But you have to…: Present a peace plan for that one war)

[u/Urmom69mp3]

Eeh reward's not worth it

^{Rolled: You get…: A frankly underwhelming half billion dollars | But you have to…: Present a peace plan for that one war}

[u/FrumyThe2nd]

Sure, why not

^{Rolled: You get…: $135.76 | But you have to…: Go back in time and save Harambe}

[u/The-weeb-Axolotl]

Damn

^{Rolled: You get…: A date with the redhead spice girl (???} | But you have to…: Go 12 rounds with Sydney Sweeney)

[u/TheMCEngineer]

So I use my absurd wealth to unseat the current government

^{Rolled: You get…: $45 billion | But you have to…: Present a peace plan for that one war}

[u/Only_Assumption222]

Nahh

^{Rolled: You get…: $8 | But you have to…: Become vegan}

[u/touchthebush]

Absolutely not

^{Rolled: You get…: A date with Jay-Z (romantic} | But you have to…: Become vegan)

[u/Ace-of-clovers]

Yeah sure why not

^{Rolled: You get…: A mahogany hottub | But you have to…: Present a peace plan for that one war}

[u/onemoment1985]

I get a car for a bag of carrots that cost me $1.07. This is the deal of a lifetime.

^{Rolled: You get…: A car of your choice | But you have to…: Eat as many carrots as you own}

[u/Independent_Book4903]

No

^{Rolled: You get…: A packet of cigarettes (smooth} | But you have to…: Become vegan)

[u/Fragrant-Hunter-6160]

Totally worth it

^{Rolled: You get…: $45 billion | But you have to…: Give Grandma’s Lasagna a bad review}

[u/ElementChaos12]

I don't smoke, nor do I encourage it, so no

^{Rolled: You get…: A packet of cigarettes (smooth} | But you have to…: Go back in time and save Harambe)

[u/JarJarBicth]

I'd do that for free

^{Rolled: You get…: A frankly underwhelming half billion dollars | But you have to…: Go back in time and save Harambe}

[u/Radio_Demon-Ace]

no T-T purely because i already have medical conditions and im told to eat red meat cause of them :’

^{Rolled: You get…: $2 million… and a cool jacket | But you have to…: Become vegan}

[u/_N0t-A-B0t_]

just gotta grab the kid.

^{Rolled: You get…: A packet of cigarettes (smooth} | But you have to…: Go back in time and save Harambe)

[u/PandaEnough9744]

the best mission with great reward

^{Rolled: You get…: $2 million… and a cool jacket | But you have to…: Go back in time and save Harambe}

[u/Kahikenn]

Nope, did quit smoking

^{Rolled: You get…: A packet of cigarettes (smooth} | But you have to…: Explain how we know the Earth is flat)

[u/Water_bottle-12]

No, I don’t smoke and that sounds like a bad time.

^{Rolled: You get…: A packet of cigarettes (jagged} | But you have to…: Go 12 rounds with Sydney Sweeney)

[u/Cquercia1994]

Yes

^{Rolled: You get…: $8 | But you have to…: Go back in time and save Harambe}

[u/Ton618--]

12 rounds of what

^{Rolled: You get…: A packet of cigarettes (jagged} | But you have to…: Go 12 rounds with Sydney Sweeney)

[u/Gjyn]

I don't even smoke. I'll eat the carrots for free, though.

^{Rolled: You get…: A packet of cigarettes (smooth} | But you have to…: Eat as many carrots as you own)

[u/ChiefsHat]

I could try.

^{Rolled: You get…: A date with the redhead spice girl (???} | But you have to…: Present a peace plan for that one war)

[u/SnugglebugUwU]

My grandma doesn't know what lasagna is so whatever

^{Rolled: You get…: A frankly underwhelming half billion dollars | But you have to…: Give Grandma’s Lasagna a bad review}

[u/ResolveRound9158]

2 stars. Too good it made me addicted. (P.S. can ya bake me your cookies, they’re even better)

^{Rolled: You get…: $1 squillion | But you have to…: Give Grandma’s Lasagna a bad review}

[u/PizzaLikerFan]

Doesn't have to be good

^{Rolled: You get…: $1 squillion | But you have to…: Present a peace plan for that one war}

[u/Smooth_Match6953]

Yes

^{Rolled: You get…: A frankly underwhelming half billion dollars | But you have to…: Give Grandma’s Lasagna a bad review}

[u/Pristine-Bit6024]

No I would do it for free

^{Rolled: You get…: A packet of cigarettes (jagged} | But you have to…: Go back in time and save Harambe)

[u/Teddyjones84]

Absolutely

^{Rolled: You get…: $45 billion | But you have to…: Give a shark a little kiss on the nose}

[u/Strawberry-Char]

easyyyy

^{Rolled: You get…: $2 million… and a cool jacket | But you have to…: Present a peace plan for that one war}

[u/LowerManufacturer766]

Bro what?

^{Rolled: You get…: A date with the redhead spice girl (???} | But you have to…: Marry Prime Mike Tyson)

[u/galactic_commune]

Nuh uh

[u/Bahamut_Flare]

Never

^{Rolled: You get…: $8 | But you have to…: Give Grandma’s Lasagna a bad review}

[u/animejerk7763]

No

^{Rolled: You get…: A packet of cigarettes (smooth} | But you have to…: Eat as many carrots as you own)

[u/Striking-Way8885]

Who is Jay-Z and who is Harambe?

^{Rolled: You get…: A date with Jay-Z (romantic} | But you have to…: Go back in time and save Harambe)

[u/cheesey_loop]

Ye

^{Rolled: You get…: A mahogany hottub | But you have to…: Present a peace plan for that one war}

[u/takeme-leaveme]

Lol which one? 😥😥

^{Rolled: You get…: $45 billion | But you have to…: Present a peace plan for that one war}

[u/Familiar-Life4780]

Steak too juicy and so on..

^{Rolled: You get…: $45 billion | But you have to…: Go 12 rounds with Sydney Sweeney}

[u/Panda-Head]

No thanks, I don't smoke and my carrots are only sprouts.

^{Rolled: You get…: A packet of cigarettes (smooth} | But you have to…: Eat as many carrots as you own)

[u/Fugaku_Sanjurokkei]

The earth is flat because some people are stupid and don't understand it's actually round

^{Rolled: You get…: $1 squillion | But you have to…: Explain how we know the Earth is flat}

[u/AdventurousRope6830]

Does it count if I do a really sarcastic, Brennan Lee Mulligan-style explanation?

^{Rolled: You get…: A mahogany hottub | But you have to…: Explain how we know the Earth is flat}

[u/NoirDregon]

I could explain but at least one person would complain so explaining it in a way that everyone understand is impossible unless space travel become a thing

^{Rolled: You get…: A car of your choice | But you have to…: Explain how we know the Earth is flat}

[u/Difficult-Passion490]

I don't smoke

^{Rolled: You get…: A packet of cigarettes (jagged} | But you have to…: Run 20k tomorrow)

[u/DarkAngelMEG]

Easy, we don't.

^{Rolled: You get…: $135.76 | But you have to…: Explain how we know the Earth is flat}

[u/Sad-Arachnid8738]

I'm confused

^{Rolled: You get…: A mahogany hottub | But you have to…: Go 12 rounds with Sydney Sweeney}

[u/NovaVida_]

Ok

^{Rolled: You get…: A car of your choice | But you have to…: Marry Prime Mike Tyson}

[u/KingOJokers]

Yea

^{Rolled: You get…: A frankly underwhelming half billion dollars | But you have to…: Give a shark a little kiss on the nose}

[u/6F766572]

fucking hell yeah
i would love to help work on a peace proposal

[u/PathrokBloodlust]

I just have to present a peace plan. Doesn’t say it has to work. Doesn’t say I can’t make it while I’m presenting.

^{Rolled: You get…: $1 squillion | But you have to…: Present a peace plan for that one war}

[u/The_Dragon_Lover]

Why would i even do that?

^{Rolled: You get…: A date with the redhead spice girl (???} | But you have to…: Punch an Octopus)

[u/Ok_Code8166]

No

[u/SailorRub33]

Uh, yeah

^{Rolled: You get…: A car of your choice | But you have to…: Go back in time and save Harambe}

[u/Federal-Custard2162]

What like sex? I get a strap and top her? fun and easy. Did you mean a boxing match? Also fun if a pretty girl beats me up.

^{Rolled: You get…: A car of your choice | But you have to…: Go 12 rounds with Sydney Sweeney}

[u/Eruvie]

Ill do it for free.. FOR HARAME

^{Rolled: You get…: A mahogany hottub | But you have to…: Go back in time and save Harambe}

[u/Conqueror_Of_Burgers]

i have 0 so.. great!

^{Rolled: You get…: A frankly underwhelming half billion dollars | But you have to…: Eat as many carrots as you own}

[u/Bert-88]

Sure.

^{Rolled: You get…: A date with the redhead spice girl (???} | But you have to…: Present a peace plan for that one war)