r/CFB • u/[deleted] • Sep 09 '23

Postgame Thread [Postgame Thread] Miami Defeats Texas A&M 48-33

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Team 1 2 3 4 T
Texas A&M 10 7 9 7 33
Miami 7 14 10 17 48

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '23

Jimbo is a greater con artist than Sam Bankman-Fried.

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u/Piano_Fingerbanger Florida State Seminoles • Paper Bag Sep 09 '23

He truly is a used car salesman.

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u/OculusRises Clemson Tigers • Orange Bowl Sep 09 '23

"Where is the loyalty?"

-15 seconds before the christmas tree hit the curb

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u/Titronnica Texas A&M Aggies • Paper Bag Sep 09 '23

I am so ready for what you have in store for us. Please, just lay it on as thick as you can, I crave the pain.

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u/[deleted] Sep 10 '23

This guy patronizes sex dungeons.

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u/[deleted] Sep 10 '23

Sex cauldron?! I thought they closed that place down

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u/Titronnica Texas A&M Aggies • Paper Bag Sep 10 '23

Can confirm, I do enjoy being tied up and wrecked as hard as possible

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u/RonMexico13 Florida Gators Sep 10 '23

I always had the feeling that Midnight Yell included a BDSM after-party.

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u/Wampus_Cat_ Michigan Wolverines • Kentucky Wildcats Sep 10 '23

Is your other flair supposed to be Georgia Tech then?

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u/Titronnica Texas A&M Aggies • Paper Bag Sep 10 '23

Nope, it's just for A&M hahaha!

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u/Traxiant1 Arkansas Razorbacks Sep 10 '23

Who doesn't?

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u/Mike_with_Wings Florida • North Carolina Sep 10 '23

It’s all he seems to have.

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u/DandierChip Texas A&M Aggies Sep 09 '23

Plz be gentle

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u/Sweet_Baby_Cheesus Texas A&M Aggies • Sickos Sep 09 '23

Nah, I'm numb to it now. Jimbo deserves this

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u/DandierChip Texas A&M Aggies Sep 09 '23

But we as fans don’t

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u/HumanSleepingbag Nebraska Cornhuskers Sep 10 '23

Being a fan of things is straight up stupid.

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u/TheMagicSalami Ole Miss Rebels • Egg Bowl Sep 10 '23

He says with a flair, but with that one I guess I get it.

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u/average_redditor_guy Florida State Seminoles • Sickos Sep 10 '23

*slaps roof *

“Look how much money I can fit In this bad boy”

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u/Randy_Menderbaum Oklahoma Sooners • Texas Longhorns Sep 10 '23

“You’re really gonna want that clearcoat”

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u/bombbodyguard Team Meteor • Texas A&M Aggies Sep 10 '23

A used car sales man who won you a national championship. I bet you fingerbangered yourself when he was winning for you. Change the fucking record.

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u/Piano_Fingerbanger Florida State Seminoles • Paper Bag Sep 10 '23

Lol someone seems a little triggered.

Don't worry, I'm certain that next season is the year he finally learns his lessons and turns it all around!

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u/bombbodyguard Team Meteor • Texas A&M Aggies Sep 10 '23 edited Sep 10 '23

Yawn. Says the guy posting and commenting all the time for a team not even in their conference and doesn’t play them. You’re triggered every time you see the name Jimbo. Your heart flutters even if someone says Jim. You don’t even allow Jimmy Dean sausage in your house because it has the name Jim in it…

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u/Fastbird33 UCF Knights • FAU Owls Sep 10 '23

Which is soooo Miami