[Postgame Thread] Miami Defeats Texas A&M 48-33

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Box Score provided by ESPN

Team	1	2	3	4	T
Texas A&M	10	7	9	7	33
Miami	7	14	10	17	48

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[u/[deleted]]

Jimbo is a greater con artist than Sam Bankman-Fried.

[u/NASA_Herpetologist → u/[deleted]]

He’s all yours. No take backs.

[u/Piano_Fingerbanger → u/NASA_Herpetologist]

Maybe if he simply had better facilities he would win?

[u/thejawa → u/Piano_Fingerbanger]

Nah, it's clearly because Boosters don't give him the money he needs

[u/therealwillhepburn → u/thejawa]

He just owes Jameis a lot of money.

[u/Jetski_Squirrel → u/therealwillhepburn]

And dalvin cook. Dalvin kept his offense afloat in 2015/16

[u/NebraskaAvenue → u/therealwillhepburn]

A lot of money crab legs

[u/mechnick2 → u/thejawa]

Nah, he just needs more 5 stars for sure

[u/CommodoreIrish → u/Piano_Fingerbanger]

Sounds like a fella I know

[u/zeppehead → u/Piano_Fingerbanger]

I heard more money motivates maybe we should try that?

[u/aewillia → u/zeppehead]

Make sure it's guaranteed money so he knows you really love him

[u/[deleted] → u/Piano_Fingerbanger]

Niiiice. ;)

[u/theMUFFINman5151 → u/NASA_Herpetologist]

Well maybe if he starts yelling at A&M fans they’ll start winning?

[u/masterofbeast → u/NASA_Herpetologist]

This, thousand percent

[u/[deleted] → u/NASA_Herpetologist]

Nice flair you got there

[u/moffattron9000 → u/NASA_Herpetologist]

He can go to the true home of the modern grifter. Stanford.

[u/[deleted] → u/NASA_Herpetologist]

Hmmm better hope Norvell doesn't have a Christmas tree this year.....

[u/thejawa → u/[deleted]]

Take this back right now