[BetMGM] BREAKING: Sources say that Penn State is finalizing an agreement to make Blue Mountain State University’s Marty Daniels the next Head Coach of the Nittany Lions

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u/Solid-Conference-613 Oklahoma Sooners Dec 04 '25

Have we ever ranked fictional coaches on the subreddit?

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u/zebrainatux Miami Hurricanes • Texas Longhorns Dec 04 '25

That’s a great idea for an off season topic

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u/mostdope28 Michigan Wolverines • Paul Bunyan Trophy Dec 04 '25

For some of us it is the off season

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u/brownbearks Penn State Nittany Lions • LSU Tigers Dec 04 '25

Sigh

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u/Jedimaster996 Oregon Ducks • Sickos Dec 04 '25

There's always the 30's to look forward to, chap! Nothing bad ever happens in the 30's!

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u/praisedawings247 Michigan Wolverines Dec 04 '25

What do you mean?! The Motor City Little Caesars Pizza Bowl is a dream come true for some college athletes!

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u/Arkehn Longhorn Network • Paper Bag Dec 04 '25

You're going to play us in the Cheez-It bowl and you're going to like it!

Clearly you didn't wake up feeling the cheesiest.

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u/TypicalWhitePerson Dec 04 '25

As long as you can protect the M 😂

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u/praisedawings247 Michigan Wolverines Dec 04 '25

I’d like to see New Mexico try and plant a Lobos flag on the barely covered up Ford Field Lion

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u/Waste_Committee4406 Fresno State • Bowling Green Dec 04 '25

Look up the New Mexico football rivalry and specifically defacing the crest and if you don’t know already you’ll be very surprised what name and what incident comes up lmao

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u/A_Rolling_Baneling USC • Mississippi State Dec 04 '25

Who would've thought that 2 seasons later Pavia and Kill would both be on the team at a 10 win Vandy, the former a 6th year QB and the latter an analyst

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u/Great_Fault_7231 Michigan State Spartans Dec 04 '25

Yeah I dunno what they’re talking about it’s basketball season

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u/AggressiveWolverine5 Michigan Wolverines Dec 04 '25

Hockey and hoops this winter is going to be fucking insane.

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u/donuttrackme Penn State Nittany Lions Dec 04 '25

How do you do fellow Big Ten Basketball and Hockey schools?

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u/dtomksoki South Carolina • Bowling Green Dec 04 '25

I get a whole extra month to dream about how great next year will be.

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u/Byzantine_Merchant Michigan State • Ohio State Dec 04 '25

For some of us off season never really ended

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u/Coreysurfer Florida Gators Dec 04 '25

For some of us…it has been the off season for awhile…except beating Texas and FSU…)

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u/StoicFable Oregon State Beavers Dec 04 '25

I couldn't wait for this season to end.

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u/ShooeyTheGreat USC Trojans • Rose Bowl Dec 04 '25

Real.

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u/hiimred2 Ohio State • Kent State Dec 04 '25

Technically the off-season for many teams now, boot it up!

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u/vindictivejazz Oklahoma State • Bedlam Bell Dec 04 '25

It’s been the offseason for 3 months now?

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u/footer9 Marquette Golden Eagles Dec 04 '25

Been the off season for years

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u/thetanplanman Virginia Tech • NC State Dec 04 '25

Coach Kline coached the South Central Louisiana State Mud Dogs to a Bourbon Bowl title.

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u/melorous Auburn Tigers • Team Chaos Dec 04 '25

Respectfully, that's Mister Coach Klein.

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u/loafing-striker Virginia Cavaliers Dec 04 '25

Denzel as Coach Boone over everyone

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u/tronj LSU Tigers Dec 04 '25

Remember the Titans is my favorite black and white movie

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u/JMer806 TCU Horned Frogs • Hateful 8 Dec 04 '25

I like how the movie tries to convince me that Donald Faison is a tough, hard-hitting athlete

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u/zerocoolforschool Oregon Ducks • Portland State Vikings Dec 04 '25

Give me Ted Lasso.

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u/Caption-_-Obvious Kansas State Wildcats • Hateful 8 Dec 04 '25

100%. He took Wichita State to the championship!!

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u/JoeMcKim Missouri • Notre Dame Dec 04 '25

Al Pacino telling you about inches.

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u/NobleDane Dec 04 '25

I feel like some version of Ed Orgeron should be on that list.

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u/ryoushittingme Rhode Island • North Carolina Dec 04 '25

It's the assistant coach from The Water Boy

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u/douknowhouare Indiana Hoosiers • Harvard Crimson Dec 04 '25

No he was easier to understand than Coach O.

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u/guinness_blaine Princeton Tigers • Texas Longhorns Dec 04 '25

What’s difficult to understand about “yayaya gumbo, yayaya footbaw”?

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u/Real-Ad-1728 Georgia Bulldogs • Summertime Lover Dec 04 '25

I didn’t know Coach O was secretly Lorde

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u/Striking_Programmer4 Dec 04 '25

Farmer Fran. Put some respect on his name.

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u/enadiz_reccos LSU Tigers • Golden Boot Dec 04 '25

The Adventures of Water Boy

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u/Husker_black Dec 04 '25

Everyone is fictional coaches except for Ed. Maybe slide Mark Mangino in too

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u/Different-Trainer-21 Georgia Tech • Florida Dec 04 '25

Nah it’s funnier if it’s just one guy

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u/South_Oread Kansas Jayhawks • Hateful 8 Dec 04 '25

Is Mangino still alive?

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u/douknowhouare Indiana Hoosiers • Harvard Crimson Dec 04 '25

Hell yeah he is. He apparently lost a ton of weight after the Kansas firing. I've always referred to him as evil Mike Leach lol.

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u/ArcaneNine Ohio State Buckeyes • Belk Bowl Dec 04 '25

Mike Leach himself was more renegade than paragon.

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u/Jdevers77 Arkansas Razorbacks Dec 04 '25

Mark Mangino ate all the real coaches except Ed O back in the day, ever since then teams just had to fake them because the root stock was extinct.

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u/Duckpoke Oregon Ducks Dec 04 '25

We need to include Faux Pelini then

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u/confused-koala Michigan State Spartans Dec 04 '25

I wonder how Bud Kilmer would navigate the NIL era

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u/NerdLawyer55 Oklahoma Sooners • McMurry War Hawks Dec 04 '25

About like Gundy

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u/wedgiey1 Arkansas Razorbacks • Hendrix Warriors Dec 04 '25

Coach Eric Taylor

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u/JoeMcKim Missouri • Notre Dame Dec 04 '25

Clear Eyes, Full Hearts, Can't Lose

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u/pm_me_yo_creditscore USC Trojans Dec 04 '25

Eric Taylor has major UCLA vibes.

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u/thetanplanman Virginia Tech • NC State Dec 04 '25

You'd have to think he prefers Texas but if they gave Connie Britton a job too he'd probably go anywhere.

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u/ogjaspertheghost Virginia Cavaliers Dec 04 '25

Went to Pennsylvania so ucla is on the table

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u/CFSparta92 Rutgers • /r/CFB Poll Veteran Dec 04 '25

I mean he was more or the less the coach at Texas ~~State~~ Methodist in the series

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u/TimmyTimeify USC Trojans • Florida Gators Dec 04 '25

All I know is that Coach Eric Taylor needs to be the Special Teams coach. The amount of onside kicks recovered by the Dillon Panthers and East Dillon Lions needs to be studied.

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u/Leete1 Utah Utes • Weber State Wildcats Dec 04 '25

Coach Ned Flanders was undefeated with the Springfield Wildcats!

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u/Captainrexcody Arizona State Sun Devils • Oregon Ducks Dec 04 '25

A true legend of the gridiron

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u/CantaloupeCamper Minnesota • Little Brown Jug Dec 04 '25

Hayden Fox > all.

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u/KirbyBucketts Syracuse Orange • Wyoming Cowboys Dec 04 '25

Hayden, Luther, and Dauber are a package deal

Side note. Always thought the "Screaming Eagles" is such a badass name

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u/Whisky_Colonic Hawai'i Rainbow Warriors Dec 04 '25

Ted Lasso would clearly be the top seed.

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u/[deleted] Dec 04 '25

sorry head coach for division 3 footballs finest is goated lol

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u/Accidental-Genius Texas A&M Aggies • Auburn Tigers Dec 04 '25

He was useless without his beard.

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u/yianni1229 Rutgers Scarlet Knights • Oregon Ducks Dec 04 '25

To be fair the reason Ted is a great coach is also the reason Coach Beard is even around.

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u/Skank_hunt42 Oklahoma • Red River Shootout Dec 04 '25

Barbeque sauce

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u/Svenray Nebraska Cornhuskers Dec 04 '25

Coach O'Shea

Coach O'Shea

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u/Leete1 Utah Utes • Weber State Wildcats Dec 04 '25

Which is Danny and which is Kevin?

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u/jimbobdonut CCIW Dec 04 '25

James Caan from The Program. Maybe we can get a sequel starring his son Scott as the head coach now dealing with NIL.

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u/raccoonsonbicycles James Madison • Notre Dame Dec 04 '25

What about coaches based on real life coaches? Like they're not the same and things get tweaked

Like Boone from Remember the Titans, Devine from Rudy, We Are Marshall, Air Bud: Golden Receiver, etc

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u/Solid-Conference-613 Oklahoma Sooners Dec 04 '25

It counts!

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u/The_Portlandian Red River Shootout • Oklahoma Dec 04 '25

DO IT

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u/Amyndris USC Trojans Dec 04 '25

Jimmy McGinty knows how to get the most out of his players

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u/zebrainatux Miami Hurricanes • Texas Longhorns Dec 04 '25

Tony D’Amato feels divisive

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u/shaka_sulu USC Trojans Dec 04 '25

After season one I wanted Coach Taylor and Tami Taylor to be my mommy and daddy!

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u/GingerMessiah88 Louisville Cardinals • Indiana Hoosiers Dec 04 '25

Thad Castle strength and conditioning coach

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u/CumAssault Baylor Bears • Texas A&M Aggies Dec 04 '25

Thad was on steroids the whole time. Whole PSU team would be doing oil changes

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u/Thatguy_20_20 Missouri Tigers Dec 04 '25

Lies, he was doing rabies

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u/CutbowAndArrow South Carolina Gamecocks Dec 04 '25

I don’t even care that you took my rabies, just get out of my life!!!

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u/mexican2554 Jamestown Jimmies • Sun Bowl Dec 04 '25

GET OUUUT!!!

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u/Umutuku Dec 04 '25

GET ^{^{^{OUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUT!!!}}}

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u/Tronvillain Dec 04 '25

GET ^{^OUT} ^{^{^OF}} ^{^{^{^MY}}} ^{^{^{^{^{HOOUUUSSSSE~!}}}}}

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u/phovendor54 Dec 04 '25

Do you raise your hand or take a knee if you’re doing rabies but not doing meth?

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u/DarthPace Alabama • North Alabama Dec 04 '25

And Svetlana

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u/BigT5535 Auburn Tigers • Duke Blue Devils Dec 04 '25

Oksana!!!!

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u/DarthPace Alabama • North Alabama Dec 04 '25

Shit, it was Oksana. Good call.

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u/WhoHasMyPocketPussy Alabama Crimson Tide Dec 04 '25

You ever been to Bosnia son? YOU EVER BEEN IN THE SHIT?!?!?

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u/the_north_place Nebraska • Winona State Dec 04 '25

And that's how you do an oil change!

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u/cxm1060 Pittsburgh • Slippery Rock Dec 04 '25

I am not doing that!

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u/Irreverant77 Tennessee Volunteers Dec 04 '25

elastic snap and SCREAMING

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u/StoicFable Oregon State Beavers Dec 04 '25

Thad did Rabies. Steroids are for losers.

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u/Brocktarrr LSU Tigers • Rutgers Scarlet Knights Dec 04 '25

Oil changes and mojitos? Fuck yea

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u/Hot-Act1355 Dec 04 '25

What rhymes with best bros? MOJITOS!

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u/Johnny_Waffles_ Dec 04 '25

Oil changes for everyone!

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u/the_dayman623 Dec 04 '25

COCAINE

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u/DrRam121 North Carolina Tar Heels • Temple Owls Dec 04 '25

You mean Jack Reacher?

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u/mostdope28 Michigan Wolverines • Paul Bunyan Trophy Dec 04 '25

You mean Kevin?

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u/Kevin_castle LSU Tigers Dec 04 '25

Go Goats!

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u/magcargoman Vanderbilt Commodores Dec 04 '25

He got a dinosaur which was pretty cool.

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u/V_T_H Virginia Tech • South Carolina Dec 04 '25

I mean, the actor is only 75…

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u/newrimmmer93 Dec 04 '25

He was a hell of a college player as well. Was 2nd place in the Heisman in 1971

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u/Im_A_Real_Boy1 LSU Tigers • Montréal Carabins Dec 04 '25

At an Ivy, no less

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u/ATL28-NE3 LSU Tigers • WashU Bears Dec 04 '25

Well fuck the hell outta me I had no idea. That's wild.

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u/WagTheKat Nebraska Cornhuskers • Verified Media Dec 04 '25

I will Not Fuck the Hell Outta You Sir, but now you have an idea.

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u/BeardoTheHero Michigan Wolverines • Cornell Big Red Dec 04 '25

I played at Cornell and Ed used to come back and talk to the players every now and then, we fucking loved it. Dude is hilarious

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u/LostMonster0 Ohio State Buckeyes Dec 04 '25

It's pronounced Colonel, and it's the highest rank in the military...

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u/yianni1229 Rutgers Scarlet Knights • Oregon Ducks Dec 04 '25

what the fuck he was a 2nd round pick too! I had no idea

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u/BigRedGo Nebraska Cornhuskers Dec 04 '25

He got to announce a teams draft pick one year, he rambled for like 10 minutes

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u/horrorpants Boise State Broncos Dec 04 '25

That shit was hilarious, them ringing the bell then having to send someone up there to shoo him off.

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u/2CHINZZZ Texas Longhorns Dec 04 '25

Damn he averaged 40 carries per game for a season. That's brutal

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u/gaudiocomplex West Virginia • Michigan Dec 04 '25

Joe Paterno coached until he was 109.

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u/CumAssault Baylor Bears • Texas A&M Aggies Dec 04 '25

Marty Daniels would be too good for Penn State. Dude won 6 national championships

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u/nasdaqslut Nevada Wolf Pack • Michigan Wolverines Dec 04 '25

His blind eye or even encouragement of hazing would be pretty in line though

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u/ThatsAGeauxTigers LSU Tigers Dec 04 '25

I don’t know what you’re talking about. Every one of his players passed the random drug test without any issues. Cleanest program I’ve ever seen.

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u/firemanjr1 Texas Longhorns Dec 04 '25

the episode when they get caught from the ncaa 💀. the violations were crazy

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u/LeaderBrandonBurner Dec 04 '25

That Cocaine was Medicinal

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u/Delicious_Diarrhea USC Trojans Dec 04 '25

That show was from when we got hit with our sanctions and it shows. These days the NCAA would give them a slap on the wrist since they can afford to take things to court.

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u/Money-Giraffe2521 Arizona Wildcats • Territorial Cup Dec 04 '25

That’s great and all, but I would think Penn State would want to steer clear of a coach who got hit with such severe NCAA penalties.

Incidentally, I’m surprised that they eventually went in that direction on the show.

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u/nafrotag Georgia Tech Yellow Jackets Dec 04 '25

Against ranked opponents???

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u/gobblegobblechumps Virginia Tech Hokies • Rowan Profs Dec 04 '25

BREAKING: Marty Daniels and Blue Mountain State have agreed in principle to a 5 year, $48m extension

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u/Calm_Fondant_2591 Ohio State Buckeyes Dec 04 '25

Which breaks the old Big Corn Belt Conference record for highest paid coach by 4000%.

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u/ATL28-NE3 LSU Tigers • WashU Bears Dec 04 '25

That's surprising. I thought Coach Daniels was on the way out with the whole AD announced coach in waiting situation.

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u/yianni1229 Rutgers Scarlet Knights • Oregon Ducks Dec 04 '25

Dude won 6 natties thats all you think he's getting?

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u/FrostTroll69 Ohio State Buckeyes Dec 04 '25 edited Dec 04 '25

Gimme a hell, gimme a yeah - hell yeahh

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u/FrostTroll69 Ohio State Buckeyes Dec 04 '25

From our father's balls, sir

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u/busche916 Texas A&M Aggies • Indiana Hoosiers Dec 04 '25

STAND UP RIGHT NOW!

(Maybe the dumbest jock rock song ever, but dammit if it doesn’t hit hard.)

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u/Substantial-Wall3963 Ohio State Buckeyes Dec 04 '25

Coach Klein of the South Central Louisiana State University Mud Dogs was next up.

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u/Money-Giraffe2521 Arizona Wildcats • Territorial Cup Dec 04 '25

IDK, he was a great improvisational mind but I think having the greatest defensive player of all time covered for his other deficiencies.

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u/rloch Indiana Hoosiers • Tennessee Volunteers Dec 04 '25

Well what momma don't know, won't hurt momma.

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u/LarryGlue Penn State Nittany Lions Dec 04 '25

I’m a Blue Mountain alumnus who is a founder of a cookie empire. It’s time for me to step up and do what is right.

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u/polar__beer UCLA Bruins • Cincinnati Bearcats Dec 04 '25

Get this guy a jock strap. It’s a cookie race.

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u/WagTheKat Nebraska Cornhuskers • Verified Media Dec 04 '25

Things that should never be combined:

Jock straps and cookies.

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u/[deleted] Dec 04 '25

With or without blood tho?

Need to see that committment

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u/Fletch71011 Notre Dame Fighting Irish Dec 04 '25

Don't tease me like that.

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u/RollWarTideEagle Penn State • Tennessee Dec 04 '25

If you’re going to tease me at least give me an oil change first.

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u/tc100292 Vanderbilt Commodores Dec 04 '25

Why does this have the satire tag

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u/treymata Minnesota • Minnesota-Duluth Dec 04 '25

True they actually hired Derek Mason

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u/tc100292 Vanderbilt Commodores Dec 04 '25

Keep going

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u/jimtow28 Rutgers Scarlet Knights Dec 04 '25

Get Alex Moran to be your backup QB and that's a title contender immediately.

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u/floppysausage16 Dec 04 '25

Suck it,

checks plaque

John Elway!

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u/[deleted] Dec 04 '25

You no talent piece of garbage!

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u/FrostFire131 Wisconsin Badgers Dec 04 '25

Alex Moran just shattered your shitty 6 TD record!

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u/[deleted] Dec 04 '25

Alex Moran for life!

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u/akaMichAnthony Dec 04 '25

Shockingly, him banging Denise Richards in his office wouldn’t even be the worst Penn St sex scandal.

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u/zorionek0 Arizona State Sun Devils Dec 04 '25

Denise Richards wouldn’t be a scandal, it would be a medal!

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u/rloch Indiana Hoosiers • Tennessee Volunteers Dec 04 '25

Starship Troopers needed just one more shower scene....

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u/park2023mcca Georgia • North Georgia Dec 04 '25

Get a good look Constanza?!?

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u/Captainrexcody Arizona State Sun Devils • Oregon Ducks Dec 04 '25

I heard it was Ed Gennaro of the Texas State Armadillos

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u/tc100292 Vanderbilt Commodores Dec 04 '25

Was personally thinking Eric Taylor of the Dillon Panthers

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u/Extreme-Squirrel-881 Dec 04 '25

Clear eyes, full hearts… can’t lose

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u/Justice-Gorsuch Indiana Hoosiers Dec 04 '25

I think the series ended with him coaching football in Pennsylvania, didn’t it?

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u/Borrominion Ohio State Buckeyes • Penn Quakers Dec 04 '25

Dammit that series was at least partially responsible for my subsequent move to Austin.

Not complaining.

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u/bigframe79 Michigan State Spartans Dec 04 '25

he knows Pennsylvania... sense his wife made him move to Philadelphia...smh.

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u/mjp242 Penn State Nittany Lions • Rose Bowl Dec 04 '25

He won because they played

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u/Centurion_83 Iowa Hawkeyes • Army Black Knights Dec 04 '25

Ol' Ed "Straight Arrow" Gennero

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u/ninjas_in_my_pants Notre Dame • Missouri Dec 04 '25 edited Dec 04 '25

A man who gave his life for his football team!

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u/mr_longfellow_deeds Indiana Hoosiers • Big Ten Dec 04 '25

They casted that character so well (Ed Marinaro). Runner up for Heisman in real life and drafted early round by Vikings

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u/RipErRiley Minnesota Golden Gophers Dec 04 '25

Ted Lasso even turned them down.

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u/Jedimaster996 Oregon Ducks • Sickos Dec 04 '25

harsh, but fair. it's just poopeh.

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u/zerocoolforschool Oregon Ducks • Portland State Vikings Dec 04 '25

That’s my first call.

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u/[deleted] Dec 04 '25

I hear Al Bundy will be the offensive coordinator

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u/Hapycapybara2112 Texas Longhorns • UTSA Roadrunners Dec 04 '25

Uncle Rico qb coach

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u/rogozh1n Duke Blue Devils • Syracuse Orange Dec 04 '25

He wasn't the Bill-dozer.

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u/pleetf7 Michigan Wolverines • Nebraska Cornhuskers Dec 04 '25

No way. Coach Boone has an extensive HS network in the region and is totally ready for college after the Titans’ unbeaten season this year.

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u/BilboBagginswasathug Penn State • Millersville Dec 04 '25

yeah but you cannot replace a Gerry Bertier, as a player or a person.

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u/Kylo_Ren415 California Golden Bears Dec 04 '25

What’s Moran up to these days? What about Harmon? Larry? Radon?

I know Thad Castle joined the Army and became Jack Reacher.

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u/jgmill87 Virginia Tech Hokies Dec 04 '25

For those that don't know, this is a hilarious extra layer on the satire considering the creators of BMS based it on VA Tech.

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u/Actually_Im_a_Broom Auburn Tigers Dec 04 '25

I'm one of those. I had no idea this was satire and I immediately started googling "blue mountain state university."

It wasn't until I came to the comments that I realized this was fake.

Very well played.

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u/MasterChiefsasshole Dec 04 '25

I came to this thread cause the only thing I know is blue mountain state is a hilarious show and football is that game where sweat men fight over balls that aren’t shaped like a ball. Thats about all I know.

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u/nesticles5 Penn State Nittany Lions Dec 04 '25

Except there is literally no evidence of this

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u/Francis_X_Hummel Colorado Mines • Wyoming Dec 04 '25

Thought they were getting a package deal for Coach Jake Hudson and QB Chad Powers?

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u/FrostTroll69 Ohio State Buckeyes Dec 04 '25

Are they going to have Thad or Jack Reacher at LB?

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u/nopatienceforya Michigan Wolverines • Toledo Rockets Dec 04 '25

GOAT!!

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u/codydog125 Clemson Tigers Dec 04 '25

Party at the goat house!

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u/NerdLawyer55 Oklahoma Sooners • McMurry War Hawks Dec 04 '25

Butt chugging is on the menu boys

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u/aksoileau LSU Tigers Dec 04 '25

BET NOW FOR AN EXTRA 20%

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u/[deleted] Dec 04 '25

Eric Taylor turned them down to stay at East Dillon High

Getting sad out there for PSU

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u/gasquet12 Utah Utes • Georgia Bulldogs Dec 04 '25

This is the only answer for Penn state

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u/BilboBagginswasathug Penn State • Millersville Dec 04 '25

The fact that there is a Blue Mountain in PA had me questioning reality for a second lol

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u/CRF_Hunter Penn State Nittany Lions Dec 04 '25

Now this is a real hire that I can get behind!

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u/harrw626 Dec 04 '25

OIL CHANGES EVERYONE

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u/Background_Lime_687 Dec 04 '25

Big if true

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u/MrSCR23 Mississippi State • Alabama Dec 04 '25

Why do I hear Rev Theory blasting rn?

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u/No_Poet_7244 Texas Longhorns • Wisconsin Badgers Dec 04 '25

I thought they’d finally found a coach for about six seconds, until I reach the third line lmfao. Quality shit post.

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u/b_m_hart Oregon Ducks Dec 04 '25

Ok, which one of you jackasses submitted your resume with your dynasty as your “coaching record”?

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u/Pr1s0n_m1ke69 Nebraska Cornhuskers • Team Chaos Dec 04 '25

Party at the goat house!

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u/Ill_Ad_4429 USC Trojans • Ohio State Buckeyes Dec 04 '25

I dont want......your LIFE

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u/AriDreams Georgia Tech Yellow Jackets Dec 04 '25

At this point it might be the only option penn state has

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u/dumptruckulent South Dakota Coyotes Dec 04 '25

Hey that’s 3x all American, Maxwell award winner, and heisman runner up, Ed Marinaro. Have some respect.

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u/Foucaultshadow1 Dec 04 '25

I’m sorry, who?

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u/Aurion7 North Carolina Tar Heels Dec 04 '25

Blue Mountain State was the name of a comedy show like... fifteen years ago.

Ed Marianao played Marty Daniels, who was the head coach.

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u/jsmeeker Texas Tech Red Raiders Dec 04 '25

I heard they are gonna lure Ted Lasso away from AFC Richmond.

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u/fundiedundie Clemson Tigers Dec 04 '25

Penn State really had no plan past “fire Franklin” this whole time.

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u/The42ndDuck Oregon Ducks • Manhattan Jaspers Dec 04 '25

I hear Uncle Rico is a lock to be the position coach for QBs.

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u/That_King_Cole Miami (OH) RedHawks Dec 04 '25

I would love to know how many people came across this post and thought it was real

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u/LaDainianTomIinson Florida Gators • UNLV Rebels Dec 04 '25

Bless the mods for keeping this up 🙌🏽

Satire [BetMGM] BREAKING: Sources say that Penn State is finalizing an agreement to make Blue Mountain State University’s Marty Daniels the next Head Coach of the Nittany Lions

You are about to leave Redlib

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