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We might be getting WW3 or another pandemic.
561 u/PresidentRevrac Indiana Hoosiers • Harvard Crimson Jan 20 '26 This is the end of all the bad things, it’s gonna fix itself 13 u/tewas Ohio State • /r/CFB Contributor Jan 20 '26 If that's gonna fix itself, I better wake up tomorrow with front page news i been waiting for. 6 u/twoinvenice USC Trojans • Paper Bag Jan 20 '26 edited Jan 20 '26 Comrade, the obituaries are towards the back of the paper. Edit to add the old Soviet era joke for people who haven’t heard it because I’m being downvoted: Guy stops by the newsstand every day, scans the front page, doesn't buy the paper. One day the vendor asks what he's up to. Guy says: "looking for an obituary." Vendor says "those are towards the back of the paper, comrade." Guy says: "not the one I'm looking for."
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This is the end of all the bad things, it’s gonna fix itself
13 u/tewas Ohio State • /r/CFB Contributor Jan 20 '26 If that's gonna fix itself, I better wake up tomorrow with front page news i been waiting for. 6 u/twoinvenice USC Trojans • Paper Bag Jan 20 '26 edited Jan 20 '26 Comrade, the obituaries are towards the back of the paper. Edit to add the old Soviet era joke for people who haven’t heard it because I’m being downvoted: Guy stops by the newsstand every day, scans the front page, doesn't buy the paper. One day the vendor asks what he's up to. Guy says: "looking for an obituary." Vendor says "those are towards the back of the paper, comrade." Guy says: "not the one I'm looking for."
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If that's gonna fix itself, I better wake up tomorrow with front page news i been waiting for.
6 u/twoinvenice USC Trojans • Paper Bag Jan 20 '26 edited Jan 20 '26 Comrade, the obituaries are towards the back of the paper. Edit to add the old Soviet era joke for people who haven’t heard it because I’m being downvoted: Guy stops by the newsstand every day, scans the front page, doesn't buy the paper. One day the vendor asks what he's up to. Guy says: "looking for an obituary." Vendor says "those are towards the back of the paper, comrade." Guy says: "not the one I'm looking for."
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Comrade, the obituaries are towards the back of the paper.
Edit to add the old Soviet era joke for people who haven’t heard it because I’m being downvoted:
Guy stops by the newsstand every day, scans the front page, doesn't buy the paper. One day the vendor asks what he's up to.
Guy says: "looking for an obituary."
Vendor says "those are towards the back of the paper, comrade."
Guy says: "not the one I'm looking for."
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u/samhit_n Ohio State Buckeyes Jan 20 '26
We might be getting WW3 or another pandemic.