r/CFB • u/arrowfan624 Notre Dame • Summertime Lover • Aug 25 '26

News [Dellenger] The SEC, as expected, adopts a ban on professional players returning to college, which also includes basketball.

https://x.com/rossdellenger/status/2092384141488620017?s=46&t=ORIpMJDxUeZOGLwe9AIhAg
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u/retirednavyguy NC State Wolfpack Aug 25 '26

Every action is met with an equal and opposite law suit

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u/chaser676 Ole Miss Rebels • Egg Bowl Aug 25 '26

You can't explain that

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u/Highest_Koality Missouri Tigers Aug 25 '26

Sun goes up, sun gets sued. You can't explain that.

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u/MidwestDrummer Nebraska Cornhuskers • /r/CFB Top Scorer Aug 25 '26 edited Aug 25 '26

Technically speaking, all life on earth is possible because of the sun, so it must be a paternity suit.

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u/MidwestDrummer Nebraska Cornhuskers • /r/CFB Top Scorer Aug 25 '26

Fair point on chemosynthesis, but those vent-dwelling crabs and tube worms still breathe dissolved oxygen from surface photosynthesis. Sun’s still on the birth certificate, it's just paying child support through an offshore trust. 😉

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u/bargle0 Maryland Terrapins Aug 26 '26

Those critters don’t do chemosynthesis themselves but rely on microorganisms that do. Some of those microorganisms are anaerobic.

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u/Remarkable-Group-119 California • Minot State Aug 26 '26

lmao this is brilliant

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u/BulletTooth_Tony1 South Carolina Gamecocks • Corndog Aug 26 '26

Never a miscommunication.

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u/CaptainKursk Texas Longhorns • Michigan Wolverines Aug 26 '26

Lincoln 'Bill O' Riley spitting bars

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u/The_Fluffy_Robot TCU Horned Frogs • Iron Skillet Aug 25 '26

you can't do that. that's collus-

wait sorry, wrong meme

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u/TKHawk Iowa Hawkeyes • Northern Iowa Panthers Aug 25 '26

Player goes out, player comes in

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u/erbot North Texas Mean Green Aug 25 '26

Its an older meme but it checks out

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u/Commercial_Show_6997 Aug 26 '26

I am a meme, like my father before me

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u/ThoseProse Florida • San Francisco State Aug 25 '26

Billable hours stay undefeated

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u/Yoduh217 BYU Cougars • Big 12 Aug 26 '26

So have fun with that

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u/AndThisGuyPeedOnIt Illinois Fighting Illini Aug 26 '26

Billable Hours undefeated

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u/DethFeRok Florida Gators • Texas A&M Aggies Aug 25 '26

Newton is a real dumbass for not figuring that one out

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u/reb601 Ole Miss Rebels • Egg Bowl Aug 25 '26

Isaac Newton has zero SEC titles.

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u/SLAYER_IN_ME Tennessee Volunteers • WKU Hilltoppers Aug 25 '26

Stat of the day, folk!

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u/rburp Arkansas • Central Arkansas Aug 26 '26

EJ's neato stat of the night

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u/imarc Florida Gators Aug 25 '26

Newton ain’t played nobody, Pawl!

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u/SLCer Utah Utes Aug 25 '26

He don't go to school to play football.

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u/TheUglytool Ohio State Buckeyes Aug 25 '26

But did he finance his waterbed?

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u/wote89 Vanderbilt • South Alabama Aug 25 '26

Yeah, but you may want to look at the all time W-L column for Calc. Newton has hands.

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u/RealPutin Georgia Tech • Colorado Aug 26 '26

Georgia Tech has more SEC titles than Isaac Newton and Texas A&M combined

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u/zensunni82 Cincinnati • Ohio State Aug 26 '26

Cam>Isaac

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u/Jackandahalfass Georgia • Bowling Green Aug 26 '26

He meant the great C.M. Newton.

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u/Chuck_Phuckzalot Michigan • Central Michigan Aug 25 '26

Now he just looks like some sort of stupid science bitch.

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u/Sad-Bandicoot29 Georgia Tech • Colorado Aug 25 '26

I mean that's why he needed that laptop

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u/DethFeRok Florida Gators • Texas A&M Aggies Aug 25 '26

Nice

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u/onamonapizza Texas Longhorns Aug 25 '26

It's lawsuits all the way down

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u/double_positive Auburn Tigers • Notre Dame Fighting Irish Aug 25 '26

Newton & Newton Law

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u/wareagle2009-20013 Auburn Tigers Aug 25 '26

Newtons Lawfirm

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u/69Centhalfandhalf Texas Tech Red Raiders • Paper Bag Aug 25 '26

I saw an episode of South Park about this when I was a kid

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u/aliens_etc Florida State Seminoles Aug 25 '26

It just means more

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u/joebleaux LSU Tigers Aug 26 '26

The United States of America is a system totally based on lawsuits

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u/eman264 Oklahoma Sooners Aug 27 '26

Private equity and endless legal filings. College football truly is America.