r/CFB • /r/CFB • Sep 04 '26

Postgame Thread [Postgame Thread] UMass Defeats Rutgers 37-21

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Team 1 2 3 4 T
UMass 7 17 3 10 37
Rutgers 7 0 0 14 21
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u/SiphenPrax Rutgers Scarlet Knights Sep 04 '26

After 22 months, UMass has won a football game.

LOfuckingL Rutgers. What an absolute fucking disaster of a home opener.

Reminds me when my stupid Jets gave the fucking Cleveland Browns their first win in almost 21 months.

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u/USA_2_Canada_1 Michigan • Old Dominion Sep 04 '26 edited Sep 04 '26

Jets fan and Rutgers fan, you’re gonna have a great fall buddy

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u/Bird_nostrils Stanford Cardinal • Pac-12 Sep 04 '26

He's probably a Mets fan, too.

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u/SiphenPrax Rutgers Scarlet Knights Sep 04 '26 edited Sep 04 '26

Ding ding ding! I love the pain suffering (no I don’t)!

Thank fuck for the Knicks though

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u/DwyaneWade305 Florida Gators Sep 04 '26 edited Sep 04 '26

Waiting for the Jets/Rutgers/Mets/Nets trifecta.

EDIT: Quadfecta?

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u/EstablishmentTop551 Ohio State Buckeyes Sep 04 '26

Throw in the Islanders for good measure

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u/IrishBall James Madison • Notre Dame Sep 04 '26

The Long Island hell experience. Lets be real though, Nets fans dont exist

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u/tanu24 Team Chaos • Sickos Sep 04 '26

MAtthew Schaefer though

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u/Select1220 Virginia Tech Hokies • ACC Sep 04 '26

Thank god for Matthew Schaefer

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u/ogorangeduck UMass Minutemen Sep 04 '26

The only Nets fan I know is from Connecticut and he's a Packers fan lol

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u/Frigidevil UMass Minutemen • Rutgers Scarlet Knights Sep 04 '26

There are dozens of us!!

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u/Please_HMU Sep 04 '26

I’m from NJ and am a die hard Mets nets jets fan. but then i took matters into my own hands and went to Ohio state

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u/Frigidevil UMass Minutemen • Rutgers Scarlet Knights Sep 04 '26

Flair up you coward!

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u/cvg596 Eastern Michigan • American Univer… Sep 04 '26

I know a Mets/Jets/Wizards/Leafs fan. His sadism is fortunately confined to sports

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u/jznastics Penn State Nittany Lions Sep 04 '26

In Brunson we trust

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u/SiphenPrax Rutgers Scarlet Knights Sep 04 '26

Dude legitimately saved my 2026 in sports

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u/onlyhereforpcmr UMass Minutemen Sep 04 '26

Saved the decade tbh

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u/SiphenPrax Rutgers Scarlet Knights Sep 04 '26

NYC sports was looking like an utter disaster this decade for the most part until the Knicks won it all

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u/jznastics Penn State Nittany Lions Sep 04 '26

Very funny that it was the Knicks that saved it, out of all of them

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u/onlyhereforpcmr UMass Minutemen Sep 04 '26

I would’ve sacrificed seeing the yanks or giants ever win again for a Knicks championship and I got my wish so I’m gonna settle into the pain once the euphoria wears off

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u/astrothemorkie LSU Tigers • USC Trojans Sep 04 '26

Zohran and Brunson. Life ain't all bad

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u/EWall100 Tennessee • Tennessee Tech Sep 04 '26

Until the Pablo pod on the Brunson contract 

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u/Childhood-Paramedic Michigan • California Sep 04 '26

True NYers are in hell sports wise but won the lottery on the politician side and tbh while i am a sports fanatic... yeah I'd trade Mich's bball natty for a Zohran mayor of detroit in 30 seconds

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u/ThirteenValleys Missouri Tigers • Illinois Fighting Illini Sep 04 '26

Imagine saying that any time between 2000 and 2024.

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u/RackemFrackem Michigan Wolverines Sep 04 '26

Islanders too?

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u/SiphenPrax Rutgers Scarlet Knights Sep 04 '26

Rangers

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u/PM_Me_FunnyNudes Stanford Cardinal Sep 04 '26

A real degenerate would be a nets fan

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u/TaroNecessary5350 Fresno State Bulldogs Sep 04 '26

If they're a Mets fan that completes the trifecta.

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u/FightOnForUsc USC Trojans • Pac-12 Sep 04 '26

I feel like they must just hate themselves

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u/mageta621 Rutgers Scarlet Knights Sep 04 '26

Thank God I'm not a Jets or Giants fan too. That'd be too bleak.

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u/ThatPlayWasAwful TCNJ Lions • Penn State Nittany Lions Sep 04 '26

How can you fall when you're already at the bottom

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u/JKess207 Tulane Green Wave • Rutgers Scarlet Knights Sep 04 '26

Hell yeah brother!

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u/Cartmaaan-brah Indiana Hoosiers • Rose Bowl Sep 04 '26

Well at least you’re not a Rutge- nevermind

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u/SimilarOnion1655 Ohio State Buckeyes • Kansas Jayhawks Sep 04 '26

Game vs Boston College will be a sicko game of the ages

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u/Bobby-Samsonite Georgia Bulldogs • College Football Playoff Sep 04 '26

I think the Eagles win that one by two touchdown.

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u/kd451 Team Chaos • Team Meteor Sep 04 '26

Why are you guys so bad at sports? At some point it has to harm the university's reputation, right?

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u/Illustrious_Fudge476 Lafayette • Penn State Sep 04 '26

They are decent at wrestling and used to be good at women’s basketball but that’s about it. 

A couple years ago they had Dylan Harper and Ace Bailey, the 2nd and 5th pick, and still managed to finish with a losing record. 

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u/Electromotivation James Madison Dukes Sep 04 '26

Yea that was impressive. In college basketball dude can oftentimes carry a program, but with two of the best players in the county they still weren’t a winning squad. It does make me wonder how their recruiting could be and results so bad.

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u/mageta621 Rutgers Scarlet Knights Sep 04 '26

The surrounding cast was abysmal that year. Losing Cliff Omoruyi really killed them on D.

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u/jules99b Sep 04 '26

Historically Rutgers has been good at women’s soccer too, with a couple final four runs and a few Olympic gold medalist alumna. But yeah…outside of those mentioned and maybe field hockey, it’s pretty grim

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u/TallBoy24 Clemson • Coastal Carolina Sep 04 '26

They’re not even good at lacrosse like come on (idk if they even have a lax program just talkin shit)

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u/mageta621 Rutgers Scarlet Knights Sep 04 '26

Had a really good baseball season a few years ago and got snubbed for the ncaa tourney

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u/LithHarborGymLeader USC Trojans Sep 04 '26 edited Sep 04 '26

My analysis is specific to their sports and nothing to do with their academics, which are strong in many areas and majors.

Small state school in an area with very minimal football talent outside of a few private catholic high schools and nobody cares about college sports in the northeast. Pro leagues dominate there.

Rutgers is also stuck in a conference where they are destined to finish bottom third every year and dont have the rich alumni base nor donor money to support NIL. Sure they may have 1 year every 6-8 where they have a few upsets and maybe go 8-4 but thats likely their ceiling if they schedule easy OOO games.

A 5 star recruit out of Parasmus or Bergen/Don Bosco isnt going to Rutgers...like ever.

Its unfortunate but Rutgers gets more money being bottom of the big 10 then they would being middle of the pack in say the ACC.

Source: Born in LA, spent half childhood there and half in brooklyn/northern jersey, played jersey high school football

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u/Illustrious_Fudge476 Lafayette • Penn State Sep 04 '26

Well said.  NJ still has good football talent and is the 11th most populous state. The major issue as you noted is that none of them want to go to Rutgers.  Historically, PSU, Notre Dame, Nebraska, BC and certain other Big 10 schools recruited NJ hard, and that’s still the case. 

I from Eastern PA and played colllege football and knew a few guys that played at Rutgers (25 years ago). Back then Rutgers beat out basically no FBS schools for players except Temple.  The typical recruit that chose Rutgers picked them over FCS offers and Temple, and it’s only improved marginally since then. 

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u/Beechman Florida Gators • Virginia Cavaliers Sep 04 '26

Small state school

Is this something to do with the multiple campuses? Admittedly I am pretty ignorant to Rutgers as a whole so I am asking this earnestly. From what I can tell their athletics are all at the New Brunswick campus and wikipedia says they've got nearly 44k students. What am I missing?

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u/LithHarborGymLeader USC Trojans Sep 04 '26

My bad I meant small as in small impact within the region, not small as in student pop size. Bad choice of wording on my part.

It just doesnt have the sports history, tradition, or culture there for anyone to truly ever want to go there. Their best basketball season was a 1976 final four appearance and their best football season was 2006 with Ray Rice where they went 11-2 and beat Kansas state in the Texas bowl or something.

Even local boys dont want to stay at home and if theyre local and catholic and penn state doesnt get them then boston college or notre dame will.

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u/Bobby-Samsonite Georgia Bulldogs • College Football Playoff Sep 04 '26

Weren't they decent at basketball the last couple of years?

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u/smitherenesar Pac-10 • RPI Engineers Sep 04 '26

It's almost like if you're a state school, your kids will go there for an education

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u/legend023 Tulane Green Wave • LSU Tigers Sep 04 '26

Crazy thing is the Jets did that 8 years ago and they haven’t done any better since.

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u/SiphenPrax Rutgers Scarlet Knights Sep 04 '26

Current dirt franchise in all of pro sports. Until they FINALLY make the playoffs I will continue to call them that.

This shit tonight is reminding me of all the bullshit that will come with this year’s Jets season and I am NOT looking forward to any of it.

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u/NanoBuc Florida Gators • Team Chaos Sep 04 '26

Would Schiano be on the hot seat after something like this? This is about as big a disaster home opener you can seriously have. UMass last year was worse then even many FCS teams

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u/johnnymo84 Rutgers Scarlet Knights Sep 04 '26

We don’t have the money to fire him lol

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u/mrdilldozer Rutgers Scarlet Knights Sep 04 '26

It really depends on the rest of the season. The team lost but the roster isn't that bad. They should have been able to pay like shit and still just out muscle their opponent and get away with a few KJ Duff plays. They've been recruiting well and getting decent guys from the transfer portal. If it turns out the Longerhan is just a headcase who sucks ass and had a epic meltdown then he's fine. If the team continues to look helpless he's probably gone.

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u/Optimal_Cook_851 Sep 04 '26

he should, but when was the last time rutgers was good without him.

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u/DabDoge Auburn Tigers Sep 04 '26

First FBS win since October 2023

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u/AriDreams Georgia Tech Yellow Jackets Sep 04 '26

As a jets fan I shiver

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u/SiphenPrax Rutgers Scarlet Knights Sep 04 '26 edited Sep 04 '26

Brother it ain’t gonna much longer until the shivering really picks up😂

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u/AriDreams Georgia Tech Yellow Jackets Sep 04 '26

I am, not shockingly, dreading this season more than others. Surly we cant be worst the the dolphins... right?

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u/SiphenPrax Rutgers Scarlet Knights Sep 04 '26

Oh you sweet summer child

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u/AriDreams Georgia Tech Yellow Jackets Sep 04 '26

Being a GT fan and Jets fan during 2017 - 2022 was some of the worst years of my life.

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u/ClaudeLemieux Michigan Wolverines • NC State Wolfpack Sep 04 '26

I’m a chargers fan, we were the 1 in 1-31 for Cleveland so I get that

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u/Imrahil_II North Greenville • Wofford Sep 04 '26

Oof the jets and the browns. What a terrible game thats going to be. You should be entitled to financial compensation after that

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u/Weak-Bid2774 Michigan • Northwestern Sep 04 '26

Jets and Rutgers fan man at least no one can ever accuse you of being a bandwagon fan

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u/AnotherUnfunnyName Duke • Carolina Victory Bell Sep 04 '26

They looked overmatched in all phases of the game. That is a deeply paperbag worthy result.

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u/ProbablyAPotato1939 Iowa Hawkeyes • Northern Iowa Panthers Sep 04 '26

A Jets and AND Rutgers fan!?

God protect you....

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u/TampaTrey Tennessee Volunteers • SEC Sep 04 '26

Speaking of the Browns, their current shithook owner Jimmy Haslam was one of the leading figures in getting Greg Schiano hired here back in 2017.

Every year that fan and student revolt of the Schiano hire just looks that much better.

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u/Uhhh_what555476384 Washington State • Oregon Sep 04 '26

New Jersey football, it's like if God said "f* you!"

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u/SolWizard Syracuse Orange • Cornell Big Red Sep 04 '26

This is way worse than any NFL loss could ever be. Getting blown out as a 30 point favorite at home to the worst team in D1? Cancel the program

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u/elgenie Iowa Hawkeyes • Brown Bears Sep 04 '26

Y’all aren’t quite booted from the conference yet, but IMO being cut from the map commercial until you aren’t embarrassing (could be a while) should be done before the weekend.

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u/jurzydude Pittsburgh Panthers Sep 04 '26

that Jets game was so overblown. the Browns had tied a game a couple weeks earlier and won 6 more games that season. just because we were early on their schedule doesn't make that game any more meaningful than the rest

also, the Browns were favored in that game! it wasn't even an upset!