r/CFB • u/CFB_Referee /r/CFB • Sep 04 '26

Postgame Thread [Postgame Thread] UMass Defeats Rutgers 37-21

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Team 1 2 3 4 T
UMass 7 17 3 10 37
Rutgers 7 0 0 14 21
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u/SiphenPrax Rutgers Scarlet Knights Sep 04 '26

After 22 months, UMass has won a football game.

LOfuckingL Rutgers. What an absolute fucking disaster of a home opener.

Reminds me when my stupid Jets gave the fucking Cleveland Browns their first win in almost 21 months.

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u/USA_2_Canada_1 Michigan • Old Dominion Sep 04 '26 edited Sep 04 '26

Jets fan and Rutgers fan, you’re gonna have a great fall buddy

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u/Bird_nostrils Stanford Cardinal • Pac-12 Sep 04 '26

He's probably a Mets fan, too.

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u/SiphenPrax Rutgers Scarlet Knights Sep 04 '26 edited Sep 04 '26

Ding ding ding! I love the pain suffering (no I don’t)!

Thank fuck for the Knicks though

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u/DwyaneWade305 Florida Gators Sep 04 '26 edited Sep 04 '26

Waiting for the Jets/Rutgers/Mets/Nets trifecta.

EDIT: Quadfecta?

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u/EstablishmentTop551 Ohio State Buckeyes Sep 04 '26

Throw in the Islanders for good measure

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u/IrishBall James Madison • Notre Dame Sep 04 '26

The Long Island hell experience. Lets be real though, Nets fans dont exist

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u/tanu24 Team Chaos • Sickos Sep 04 '26

MAtthew Schaefer though

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u/Select1220 Virginia Tech Hokies • ACC Sep 04 '26

Thank god for Matthew Schaefer

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u/ogorangeduck UMass Minutemen Sep 04 '26

The only Nets fan I know is from Connecticut and he's a Packers fan lol

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u/Frigidevil UMass Minutemen • Rutgers Scarlet Knights Sep 04 '26

There are dozens of us!!

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u/Please_HMU Sep 04 '26

I’m from NJ and am a die hard Mets nets jets fan. but then i took matters into my own hands and went to Ohio state

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u/Frigidevil UMass Minutemen • Rutgers Scarlet Knights Sep 04 '26

Flair up you coward!

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u/cvg596 Eastern Michigan • American Univer… Sep 04 '26

I know a Mets/Jets/Wizards/Leafs fan. His sadism is fortunately confined to sports

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u/jznastics Penn State Nittany Lions Sep 04 '26

In Brunson we trust

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u/SiphenPrax Rutgers Scarlet Knights Sep 04 '26

Dude legitimately saved my 2026 in sports

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u/onlyhereforpcmr UMass Minutemen Sep 04 '26

Saved the decade tbh

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u/SiphenPrax Rutgers Scarlet Knights Sep 04 '26

NYC sports was looking like an utter disaster this decade for the most part until the Knicks won it all

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u/jznastics Penn State Nittany Lions Sep 04 '26

Very funny that it was the Knicks that saved it, out of all of them

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u/onlyhereforpcmr UMass Minutemen Sep 04 '26

I would’ve sacrificed seeing the yanks or giants ever win again for a Knicks championship and I got my wish so I’m gonna settle into the pain once the euphoria wears off

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u/astrothemorkie LSU Tigers • USC Trojans Sep 04 '26

Zohran and Brunson. Life ain't all bad

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u/EWall100 Tennessee • Tennessee Tech Sep 04 '26

Until the Pablo pod on the Brunson contract 

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u/Childhood-Paramedic Michigan • California Sep 04 '26

True NYers are in hell sports wise but won the lottery on the politician side and tbh while i am a sports fanatic... yeah I'd trade Mich's bball natty for a Zohran mayor of detroit in 30 seconds

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u/ThirteenValleys Missouri Tigers • Illinois Fighting Illini Sep 04 '26

Imagine saying that any time between 2000 and 2024.

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u/RackemFrackem Michigan Wolverines Sep 04 '26

Islanders too?

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u/SiphenPrax Rutgers Scarlet Knights Sep 04 '26

Rangers

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u/PM_Me_FunnyNudes Stanford Cardinal Sep 04 '26

A real degenerate would be a nets fan

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u/TaroNecessary5350 Fresno State Bulldogs Sep 04 '26

If they're a Mets fan that completes the trifecta.

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u/FightOnForUsc USC Trojans • Pac-12 Sep 04 '26

I feel like they must just hate themselves

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u/mageta621 Rutgers Scarlet Knights Sep 04 '26

Thank God I'm not a Jets or Giants fan too. That'd be too bleak.

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u/ThatPlayWasAwful TCNJ Lions • Penn State Nittany Lions Sep 04 '26

How can you fall when you're already at the bottom

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u/JKess207 Tulane Green Wave • Rutgers Scarlet Knights Sep 04 '26

Hell yeah brother!