r/CFB • u/Zloggt Illinois Fighting Illini • Missouri Tigers • Sep 07 '26

News [Ubben] FSU has announced the game is delayed due to power outage. Fans are booing

https://twitter.com/davidubben/status/2097107762165449110
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u/HookEm25 Texas Longhorns • Ole Miss Rebels Sep 07 '26

Conditions will not improve until the guy eats the dog shit

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u/astrothemorkie LSU Tigers • USC Trojans Sep 07 '26

I’m intrigued. I vaguely remember that dude’s comment. Did he delete his account?

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u/StandardDiscount5186 Florida State Seminoles Sep 07 '26

He tried to reason with the public but it quickly got out of hand so he went dark.

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u/CommodoreIrish Notre Dame • Vanderbilt Sep 07 '26

There was an FSU student who stepped up and did it.

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u/LeoninEtPerotin Ohio State Buckeyes • Ole Miss Rebels Sep 07 '26

Well, based on current events, that didn’t break the curse. I think it’s gotta be the original guy.

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u/2coolcaterpillar Oklahoma State Cowboys • Pac-12 Sep 08 '26

Imagine eating dog shit for nothing

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u/BoredofBored Iowa State Cyclones Sep 08 '26

Do I have to?

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u/GhostOfAbydos Notre Dame Fighting Irish Sep 08 '26

I don’t think so but you should try it anyway and see if FSU’s lights come back on

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u/JTWasShort42-27 Michigan Wolverines • Iowa Hawkeyes Sep 08 '26

I'm pretty sure this is really related to Turntle (RIP). May the curse never end.

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u/TheNainRouge /r/CFB Sep 08 '26

Michigan sure seems to like doing it.

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u/SirMellencamp Alabama Crimson Tide • SEC Sep 08 '26

Shooter McGavin ate shit for breakfast all the time

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u/702zzzou Sep 08 '26

Real estate speculation is a hobby of his

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u/ChicagoDash Notre Dame • South Carolina Sep 08 '26

rejected line from John Lennon's first draft of the song

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u/2coolcaterpillar Oklahoma State Cowboys • Pac-12 Sep 08 '26

Lmfao

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u/OhioStateGuy Ohio State Buckeyes Sep 08 '26

Imagine how much worse it would have been if that student didn’t eat the dog shit? Sure the original guy would snap FSU out of the curse, but it could have been so much worse if no one ate dog shit.

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u/082426grateful Alabama Crimson Tide Sep 08 '26

Lotta dog shit this past weekend.

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u/Horror_Response_1991 Notre Dame Fighting Irish Sep 08 '26

“omg I ate dogshit for nothing omg”

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u/shibbyflash Sep 08 '26

Hate it when I do this

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u/TamaleSlayer Miami Hurricanes Sep 08 '26

He made the curse stronger.

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u/randomthrowaway9796 Georgia Bulldogs Sep 08 '26

It broke it, but only against bama

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u/JumboCactpot Sep 08 '26

was that before or after they went undefeated?

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u/TroyBarnesBrain Nebraska Cornhuskers • /r/CFB Patron Sep 08 '26

if anything it might have backfired and doubled the curse, like casting a spell with a broken wand.
Curse 2: Turntle Boogaloo

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u/Connect_Orange7140 Florida State Seminoles Sep 08 '26

I’ve got two programs under a curse. I need one of them to do something to fix it

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u/geecaliente UCF Knights Sep 08 '26

Maybe he picked the wrong kind of dog

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u/StandardDiscount5186 Florida State Seminoles Sep 08 '26

That was a barstool Twitter intern, I think I remember it being chocolate, everyone hated it so they got rid of him.

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u/NoSxKats South Carolina • Ohio State Sep 08 '26

Barstool firing their Texas intern for making fun of Uga's death and for fake eating dogshit. What a spectrum.

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u/astrothemorkie LSU Tigers • USC Trojans Sep 08 '26

The more I hear about Barstool, the less I care for it

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u/trueAnnoi Nebraska • $5 Bits of Broken Chair Tro… Sep 08 '26

The owner was just on big noon kickoff Saturday as a guest host/analyst, and he was cringey as fuck.

Dude is my inspiration, because if he can become that rich knowing fuck all about sports, then maybe any one of us on this sub can too!

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u/the_dayman56 Indiana Hoosiers • College Football Playoff Sep 08 '26

He basically spent the entire show insulting Indiana than calling their fans dumb for booing him. He’s an alcoholic divorcee who had to file for bankruptcy multiple times before getting famous due to gambling debts and has a litany of sexual harassment allegations. And yet he has an army of 16-30 year old white boys who follow his every move.

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u/trueAnnoi Nebraska • $5 Bits of Broken Chair Tro… Sep 08 '26

Oh I know he's far more problematic than the simplification I gave. I despise the dude, he's a joke of a person. The fact that they even let him be on the show was what dumbfounded me. He's a clown, and it must be their answer to McAfee I guess. Which is weird because I specifically avoid game day now BECAUSE of McAfee

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u/greysfordays Indiana Hoosiers • Washington Huskies Sep 08 '26

no way I’m gonna watch a 22 min video without context on why lmao

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u/Iron_Ancestor South Carolina Gamecocks Sep 08 '26

The worst part is the hypocrisy.

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u/BuckeyeEmpire Ohio State • Penn State Sep 08 '26

Seems on brand for them

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u/CommodoreIrish Notre Dame • Vanderbilt Sep 08 '26

The one I saw was from a student on campus but it’s been so long I can’t recall

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u/DaddiGator Florida Gators Sep 08 '26

If it goes by Jumanji rules, the team gets even worse luck if someone tries to fake it.

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u/gideon513 Clemson Tigers Sep 07 '26

I remember someone who tried to fake it. Was there another with confirmed dogshit eating??

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u/sum_dude44 Florida Gators Sep 08 '26

the gods know who made shit pact

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u/Jeff_Sabado Sep 08 '26

That's the weirdest thing I might have ever heard. Fuckin weirdo

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u/astrothemorkie LSU Tigers • USC Trojans Sep 07 '26

For some reason I thought that was a comment here not on twitter. TIL

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u/CamelCityDude Florida State Seminoles Sep 08 '26

Also happened to be about the BC game Labor Day 2024. Two years later; we’re still fighting it.

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u/duvie773 South Carolina • Presbyterian Sep 08 '26

You cannot reason yourself out of a position you did not reason yourself into

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u/Revenge_of_the_Khaki Michigan Wolverines Sep 08 '26

I find it hilarious that we are the people who he tried to reason with and we’re all just accepting that it’s simply not possible for us to have been reasonable. Lmao

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u/sroomek Tennessee Volunteers • Garðabæ Stjarnan Sep 08 '26

Is it unreasonable to expect someone to keep a very public promise?

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u/weoutherebrah Texas A&M Aggies Sep 08 '26

‘He went dark’ 

Hits hard rn 

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u/-RDDTtothemoon- Sep 08 '26

I mean he said he’d eat the shit 

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u/CrawlerCoolie LSU Tigers • Southeastern Lions Sep 07 '26

Yes and went into hiding. His team will never taste success again until he tastes the dogshit.

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u/rented4823 Wisconsin Badgers • Sickos Sep 08 '26

Would we accept pianofingerbang eating the shit?

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u/CrawlerCoolie LSU Tigers • Southeastern Lions Sep 08 '26

I think if any fan ate the shit, they would bring good fortune for their team.

I see that you have Wisconsin flair 👀

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u/Im_A_Real_Boy1 LSU Tigers • Montréal Carabins Sep 08 '26

This flair combo… 2003 was a long time ago, wasn’t it?

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u/astrothemorkie LSU Tigers • USC Trojans Sep 08 '26

I wasn't a USC fan back then. Didn't become one till I got in and went there in 2015. So I'm with LSU on that one. I was at the Natty vs OU

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u/heleghir Kentucky Wildcats • Sickos Sep 07 '26

321nole cursed their program forever. Confirmed

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u/DarknMean Louisville Cardinals Sep 08 '26

Pianofingerbanger has been pretty quiet.

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u/EmuMan10 Arizona State Sun Devils Sep 08 '26

He couldn’t take the heat

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u/lonelyshurbird Florida Gators Sep 08 '26

Thankfully, he was so annoying

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u/dos_passenger58 Florida Gators Sep 08 '26

Did they ever figure out who it was? 321 is most def a Brevard reference

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u/geecaliente UCF Knights Sep 08 '26

I heard the stadium was built on a sacred native burial ground

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u/Richard_AIGuy Ohio State • Georgia Tech Sep 07 '26

Agreed. If he would just eat the dog shit, the program could finally begin to heal. One man, one loaf, and a world of possibilities.

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u/grrgrrtigergrr Purdue Boilermakers Sep 07 '26

I might pass on that 30 for 30

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u/geoffreyisagiraffe Sewanee Tigers • Houston Cougars Sep 08 '26

"What if I told you that eating shit... wasn't just a metaphor?"

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u/Richard_AIGuy Ohio State • Georgia Tech Sep 07 '26

Honestly, I don't think I'd watch either.

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u/geecaliente UCF Knights Sep 08 '26

But there’s nonzero chance they would interview the dog as part of it.

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u/baycommuter Stanford Cardinal • The Axe Sep 08 '26

FSU have a veterinary school? Maybe some prof could come up with a special diet for a dog so it wouldn't taste as bad.

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u/Richard_AIGuy Ohio State • Georgia Tech Sep 08 '26

It does not. But UF does. And I'm sure that UF would be very happy to assist in creating optimal turds for consumption

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u/roorahree Illinois Fighting Illini Sep 07 '26

OOTL, what’s the dog shit thing? lol

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u/No_Poet_7244 Texas Longhorns • Wisconsin Badgers Sep 07 '26

https://wjrz.com/2024/09/03/fan-deletes-twitter-after-bet-backfire/

There is a joke that FSU is cursed until he does the deed.

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u/EWACM Michigan State Spartans Sep 07 '26

A joke? They can’t turn on the lights for a primetime game.

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u/Kim_Jong_Teemo Iowa Hawkeyes • Sickos Sep 07 '26

Well it started as a joke until we realized it’s real. Then it’s just a funny piece of truth.

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u/trueAnnoi Nebraska • $5 Bits of Broken Chair Tro… Sep 08 '26

One of the handful of times in my life I'll agree with an Iowa fan...

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u/No_Poet_7244 Texas Longhorns • Wisconsin Badgers Sep 07 '26

Fair fair lol maybe less a joke and more a meme, in the traditional sense.

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u/crazygoattoe Pittsburgh Panthers Sep 08 '26

He's trying to say it's more serious than a joke, not a genuinely saying "joke" is the wrong term

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u/DarknMean Louisville Cardinals Sep 08 '26

Pissed off the spirit of Osceola.

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u/Imrahil_II North Greenville • Wofford Sep 07 '26

I was there gandalf

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u/Alkibiades415 Georgia Bulldogs • Stanford Cardinal Sep 07 '26

whoever made and maintains that cancerous website should also be required to eat dog shit

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u/ShamrockAPD Penn State Nittany Lions • Florida Gators Sep 08 '26

I like to think that the dude is out there and he basically can’t open any FSU thread without being reminded of his failure, as well as being blamed for the teams failure

I wonder if his friends know who he is

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u/Comanche-Kiowa2027 Oklahoma Sooners Sep 08 '26

Oh, wow, how have I never heard of this!! The curse is real!! 🤣🤣😭💀

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u/tattedidiot Stanford Cardinal Sep 07 '26 edited Sep 07 '26

A guy said he’d eat dog shit if FSU lost to Boston College in 2024*, they did. he didn’t keep his word. They’ve been absolutely awful since

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u/Negative_Anteater_62 Auburn Tigers Sep 07 '26

There's been some flashes like them beating Alabama

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u/tattedidiot Stanford Cardinal Sep 07 '26

Florida State vs Rutgers PLEASE

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u/dasruski Ohio State Buckeyes • Akron Zips Sep 08 '26

Stoppable force vs moveable object.

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u/Brent_Bama Alabama Crimson Tide Sep 08 '26

That’s just the curse playing with the hearts of FSU fans. Flashes of hope and then boom, 5-7 season

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u/Orkleth Utah Utes Sep 08 '26

The Gus Bus is powerful, but only against Bama.

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u/BigFoot423205 Alabama • Third Saturday in… Sep 08 '26

That was Gus voodoo. Only sustainable if they only played us at home every game

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u/SusannaG1 Clemson Tigers • Furman Paladins Sep 08 '26

Gus had one last can of Auburn voodoo spray, and used it.

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u/TamaleSlayer Miami Hurricanes Sep 08 '26

part of the curse, give their fans false hope

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u/DamageZealousideal22 Sep 08 '26

UGA

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u/tattedidiot Stanford Cardinal Sep 08 '26

No it was the 2024 Season Opener, not their bowl game against UGA

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u/HookEm25 Texas Longhorns • Ole Miss Rebels Sep 07 '26

Some fsu fan on twitter promised to eat dogshit out of a solo cup if they lost to Boston college a couple of years ago, he didn’t, and they’ve been dogshit ever since

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u/Dry-Peach-6327 Florida Gators Sep 07 '26

I’m glad that one of my Alma maters could be of service

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u/godimwavy /r/CFB Sep 07 '26

A guy said if a terrible team can’t remember which one - beats FSU he’d eat dog shit. Since he never ate the shit and deleted his Twitter it’s been downhill for FSU
We’re talking this happened years ago but it’s checked out

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u/inquisitorautry Florida Gators • Team Chaos Sep 07 '26

Boston College.

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u/Mr_Anthropic_ Oklahoma • Red River Shootout Sep 07 '26

Don’t let your pit bull mouth write checks your puppy dog ass can’t cash.

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u/55559585 Texas Longhorns Sep 07 '26

https://www.facebook.com/CFBHome/posts/7-16-since-this-tweet/1624468723034087/ this tweet went viral, after they lost he deleted it and didn't eat the dog shit lmao

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u/insertweirdassname Louisville • Maryland Sep 07 '26

FSU fan swore to eat dog shit if they lost to BC in 2024 and never did.

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u/KiffinSchoolofEthics Ohio State • Alabama Sep 07 '26

Some blowhard dude last year? Or the year before on here? I can’t remember.. anyways, he said if FSU lost a certain game he’d eat a solo cup full of dogshit then tuck and rolled when it came time to pay up

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u/Ironmaiden1993 Penn State Nittany Lions Sep 07 '26

I agree...we need more public displays of coprophagia in relation to sports in general.

Your team is suffering from one man's selfishness.

Take one for the team

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u/Damonendra Sep 08 '26

The Eagles wouldn't have their second Super Bowl win without the fan eating horseshit off the road after their first one.

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u/VegetaDaPrince Florida Gators Sep 07 '26

That curse shall live on

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u/BlueSentinels Florida Gators Sep 07 '26

Turntle smiles from on high

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u/Worth_Dark_9091 Sep 08 '26

Holy shit, lol! How could I forget Turntle.

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u/Dry-Peach-6327 Florida Gators Sep 07 '26

Damn that guy still hasn’t eaten the shit? Tuff

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u/vitey15 Marshall Thundering Herd Sep 08 '26

I need someone to fill me in on this

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u/shapu West Virginia Mountaineers • WashU Bears Sep 08 '26

I'm really glad I'm out of the loop on that one. 

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u/serial_mouth_grapist Florida Gators • Notre Dame Fighting Irish Sep 08 '26

ACC During Dark

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u/AppalachianGuy87 West Virginia Mountaineers Sep 08 '26

Only reasonable answer

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u/7900XTXISTHELOML Florida Gators Sep 08 '26

This is even more true now