r/CFB • u/CFB_Referee /r/CFB • Sep 08 '26

Postgame Thread [Postgame Thread] SMU Defeats Florida State 27-24

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SMU 7 10 0 10 27
Florida State 7 3 7 7 24
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u/schwetybalz Florida State Seminoles Sep 08 '26

Send him packing and just stream coaches like a fantasy roster.

Pull Malzahn out of retirement just to take on Alabama.

Maybe bring in Jimbo just for vibes at this rate

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u/Snapplestache Alabama Crimson Tide Sep 08 '26

Pull Malzahn out of retirement just to take on Alabama.

you go to hell

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u/schwetybalz Florida State Seminoles Sep 08 '26

Already there 😭

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u/jwktiger Missouri Tigers • Wisconsin Badgers Sep 08 '26

No, No, Let him cook

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u/citronauts UCF Knights • Maryland Terrapins Sep 08 '26

Malzahn is a death worse than death. You win some games, but in the most boring way possible. I honestly have trouble caring about UCF after him. He will destroy any program.

Definitely bring him to fsu as head coach

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u/citronauts UCF Knights • Maryland Terrapins Sep 08 '26

You guys should hire him next

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u/citronauts UCF Knights • Maryland Terrapins Sep 08 '26

lol, wut

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u/Mudrono137 Arkansas Razorbacks • /r/CFB Dead Pool Sep 08 '26

It'd honestly be so fuckin funny if Malzahn joined the coaching staff for whoever's playing Bama on any given week

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u/no1hears Alabama • UT Arlington Sep 08 '26

I wouldn't want to actually witness that, but it's a cool idea. Cool, but cruel.

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u/DaDirtDigger Georgia Bulldogs Sep 08 '26

Moving like Hannibal being an anti-Roman mercenary after the end of the Second Punic War

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u/onrocketfalls Florida Gators • Sickos Sep 08 '26

The ol' retire from the job but continue working as a consultant gig

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u/FreeoftheMachine Sep 08 '26

Reddit coaches FSU would be hilarious content tbh

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u/JOOOOSY Miami Hurricanes Sep 08 '26

I’m sure Fisher’s contract is beyond its years at this point, but assuming it wasn’t could Florida state force him to come back? 🤣

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u/schwetybalz Florida State Seminoles Sep 08 '26

I think Jimbo has some love for FSU still. And they have the football only facility now lol

I wouldn’t put it past him to come back if he wanted to coach again.

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u/DiscoverWhereAt Florida State Seminoles Sep 08 '26

He's too busy at the casters desk

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u/Terminal_BAS Team Meteor • /r/CFB Poll Veteran Sep 08 '26

bring in Jimbo just for vibes

Damn yall are down really bad if you're unironically wanting the jimbo vibes back, but I understand you

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u/schwetybalz Florida State Seminoles Sep 08 '26

I was a student at FSU when Jimbo won the Natty, my glasses for him are certifiably rose colored