r/CFB • /r/CFB • Sep 08 '26

Postgame Thread [Postgame Thread] SMU Defeats Florida State 27-24

Box Score provided by ESPN

Team 1 2 3 4 T
SMU 7 10 0 10 27
Florida State 7 3 7 7 24
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u/DellFlightSim Alabama Crimson Tide Sep 08 '26

The real winner tonight was whichever electrician gets to bill FSU for emergency holiday overtime

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u/Cruel_but_usual Louisville Cardinals Sep 08 '26

Man the stress the facilities manager must have felt.

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u/Low_Basis1931 Washington State Cougars • Pac-12 Sep 08 '26

Worst Sunday scaries ever.

Am a facility manager

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u/ResidentJabroni Delaware Fightin' Blue Hens Sep 08 '26

If not for having grown up in the union, I might never have gotten any of our guys to answer their phone on a holiday. I know my dispatchers certainly could never get anyone to pick up so it'd always fall on me to make the call since the trades guys would know it'd be serious enough to come in if they saw my number.

Could not imagine how much of the delay tonight was just in trying to get people to answer, period. And that's even with there being a great likelihood that they already had at least two guys already on duty working holiday OT for initial response.

On top of that, if the transformer was a city or municipal issue, good luck trying to get those folks in.

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u/manbeardawg Mercer Bears • Georgia Bulldogs Sep 08 '26

Oof, yeah, it looks like the City of Tallahassee runs the T&D system there. I support muni electrics (as a former IOU employee, haha), but that is a tuffie…

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u/Tsquared10 Oregon Ducks • Montana State Bobcats Sep 08 '26

Lucky for you it's Monday /s

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u/ItsFreakinHarry2 UCF Knights • Florida Gators Sep 08 '26

One of my friends is a facilities manager for a large industrial plant and they were telling me how they’ve been in a similar spot where time is of the essence and things aren’t working. Shit is NOT fun whatsoever and trying to balance fixing stuff with getting answers is a logistical nightmare

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u/THAWED21 Oklahoma Sooners • SMU Mustangs Sep 08 '26

Fixing shit while explaining to management why shit isn't fixed is the worst.

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u/SMU1523 SMU Mustangs • ACC Sep 08 '26

I’m sure they were understanding with 60,000 people waiting patiently for the game to start

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u/ItsFreakinHarry2 UCF Knights • Florida Gators Sep 08 '26

Especially when a potential reason for it being broken is that maintenance was delayed and declined by said management and they still refuse to accept that as a possible reason.

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u/Meatpuppy Ohio State Buckeyes • The Game Sep 08 '26

You mean you don't like it when people who have no clue how to do your job stand over your shoulder while you try and fix a problem odds are you told them about months ago?

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u/randotd152 Sep 08 '26

“Soooo… how we looking?”

“Working.”

“Yes I see. About how long do you think this will take?”

“I don’t know.”

“Hmm ok. Just we have a stadium full of people. Let’s do it right but we have to move quickly here.”

“Yes I know.”

“Ok well I will leave you to it and check back in a bit.”

4 minutes later, exact same conversations repeats…

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u/victorged Michigan • Michigan Tech Sep 08 '26

We had an honest to god squirrel walk into the main substation switch to our plant a couple months ago. Poor guy met god very very quickly but suddenly its a game of how quickly you can get a new switch gear from several counties away on site and how quickly the local utility can prep the install and you get to decide how many tens of thousands of dollars you get to lose based on those answers.

Really not a fun job and glad it isn't mine

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u/TheWawa_24 San Diego State • Cal Poly Sep 08 '26 edited Sep 08 '26

Billable hours reign supreme blue collar edition 

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u/Dry-Membership3867 Jacksonville State • Arkansas Sep 08 '26

Ohh, and you know that bill will be close to 100k

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u/No_Jellyfish_6830 Notre Dame Fighting Irish Sep 08 '26

Buys Mike Norvell an extra week as they scrimp and save for the buyout

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u/Efficient_Depth_8414 Florida Gators Sep 08 '26

I would have thought that the generator hooked up to Bobby Bowden's corpse spinning in his grave would have supplied more than enough power to Doak Campbell tonight.

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u/Easy-Philosopher2391 Georgia Bulldogs • Marching Band Sep 08 '26

shoutout to the FSU band because not only did they have to play more than normal (and sound great in the process), they also have to watch FSU for the rest of the season

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u/NiickNock Tennessee Volunteers • BCS Championship Sep 08 '26

and they have a guaranteed post season game (the macys day thanksgiving parade)

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u/ItsFreakinHarry2 UCF Knights • Florida Gators Sep 08 '26

The best part of the parade is they won’t have to watch FSU football

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u/yumyumapollo Florida State Seminoles Sep 08 '26

Kiss me and I might drop dead

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u/Twall1297 LSU Tigers • ULM Warhawks Sep 08 '26 edited Sep 08 '26

What a way to end Week 1, stadium power outage, 1 h 40 min kickoff delay, and a close game throughout (albeit it wouldn’t have been as close if SMU didn’t have 4 turnovers)

Welcome to the After Dark club ACC!

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u/Status-Ad-7335 Georgia Tech Yellow Jackets Sep 08 '26

ACC IN the dark

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u/No_Butterscotch8726 SMU Mustangs • Penn State Nittany Lions Sep 08 '26

Yeah, this game is one of the things that goes bump in the night.

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u/wiiya Ohio State Buckeyes Sep 08 '26

I still contest we should have had this game with half the lights on.

We’re already messing with clocks, adding pros and shiny Wisconsin uniforms.

Get weird with CFB.

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u/SyVSFe Sep 08 '26

Strobe light under 2 min

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u/Zloggt Illinois Fighting Illini • Missouri Tigers Sep 08 '26

A very fitting Monday Night Tuesday Morning Football for our day and age…

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u/Noble_amplified Georgia Bulldogs Sep 08 '26

We need Bryce Underwood vs Ashton Daniels 

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u/meowscarada-sylveon I'm A Loser • Paper Bag Sep 08 '26

Game's so back

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u/VegetaDaPrince Florida Gators Sep 08 '26

I missed college football so much

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u/suzukigun4life North Texas • Summertime Lover Sep 08 '26

How can you NOT be romantic about ACC in the Dark?

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u/Cruel_but_usual Louisville Cardinals Sep 08 '26

Atlantic Chaos Conference strikes again.

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u/ImNotFuckingSelling Florida Gators • Utah Utes Sep 08 '26

They didn’t even throw the Hail Mary for a shot at 60:01

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u/ryantyrant Miami Hurricanes • FIU Panthers Sep 08 '26

How does FSU have a receiver that’s 7 inches taller than his defender and only target him 4 times during the game?

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u/IdealSeating Florida State Seminoles Sep 08 '26

Because we got Ashton Daniels as our QB in the offseason instead of Lagway or Colandrea, the other guys we brought in for visits.

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u/LongjumpingGood5977 Miami Hurricanes Sep 08 '26

DJ “5 interception” Lagway?

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u/BroadBrazosAvon95 Baylor • South Carolina Sep 08 '26

I’m glad we have him over Daniels NGL, Lagway will throw a pick then throw a 25 yard perfect dart. Lagway is playing roulette while Daniels is eating glue

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u/EmpoleonNorton Georgia Bulldogs • Georgia Bulldogs Sep 08 '26

Lagway shows flashes of "he could be good" in between being not good.

Daniels never gives you the impression he could ever be good.

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u/DarthNobody14 Texas A&M Aggies Sep 08 '26 edited Sep 08 '26

SMU had 2 Interceptions, a muffed punt, a fumble, a missed FG, and multiple costly penalties that extended drives that led to 8 Florida State points.

They literally did everything wrong in that game and still won. Against any other team, SMU loses with those kinds of mistakes. They are fortunate to leave with a victory tonight and they can’t have those mistakes against Louisville in week 3 and if they want to compete in the ACC. The talent is clearly there, just clean up those stupid mistakes.

As for Florida State, I’m going to be honest, this might be the closest loss you guys have all season. Kromah and your punter is the only good player on your team. Ashton Daniels sucks and your defense might be the worst in college football.

Edit: Robinson is also good, not his fault his QB is garbage.

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u/auburnfan32 Auburn • Birmingham-Southern Sep 08 '26

And almost had 600 yards of offense lol. Gift wrapped that game while also dominating it. Such a weird game

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u/No_Butterscotch8726 SMU Mustangs • Penn State Nittany Lions Sep 08 '26

Congratulations, you have now had the full SMU experience.

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u/THAWED21 Oklahoma Sooners • SMU Mustangs Sep 08 '26

Without the double nose bleed they really haven't.

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u/TizzleBizzle2627 Florida Gators Sep 08 '26

Singleton is pretty good too I think but agreed

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u/BagODonuts14 LSU Tigers • Tulane Green Wave Sep 08 '26

Duce Robinson is also good, but he’s got a terrible QB throwing to him and is doubled on nearly every snap, because everyone knows he’s the only good pass-catcher they have.

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u/schwetybalz Florida State Seminoles Sep 08 '26

Fk it we should throw in the JUCO player of the year we have at backup right now

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u/FaddyJosh Florida State Seminoles Sep 08 '26

Assuming we're 1-2, if Malachi doesn't take snaps in game 4 then Norvell should be fired with cause.

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u/DarthNobody14 Texas A&M Aggies Sep 08 '26

Yeah fair

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u/schwetybalz Florida State Seminoles Sep 08 '26

Hey now, give FSU punter credit for that muffed punt. That kick was nasty.

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u/thestorygoeslikethis Iowa Hawkeyes Sep 08 '26

Is he the dude that looks like an anime character?

Too much aura for a punter lol

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u/Yeetball86 West Florida • Florida State Sep 08 '26

If thats not enough to get you going, he’s also Australian

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u/COBeerGuru2026 West Florida • Florida State Sep 08 '26

He also used the delay to have a kicking competition with the SMU punter in the dark, then did selfies and meet-and-greets with the kids in the stands. Crocodile "Fun"-dee is my MVP, man.

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u/CapNo6703 Oregon Ducks Sep 08 '26

It really was. That straight ahead view of it coming in showing the off-axis spiral.. would not be a fun ball to catch or pick up off a bounce.

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u/PerfectlySplendid Sep 08 '26

Most wild part is that Vegas somehow predicted this was the SMU to win by 3.

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u/DarthNobody14 Texas A&M Aggies Sep 08 '26

I think Vegas has a time machine

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u/Whosebert Virginia Cavaliers Sep 08 '26

obviously they do, it can pull 1 second from thin air.

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u/No_Butterscotch8726 SMU Mustangs • Penn State Nittany Lions Sep 08 '26

They remembered our game at Duke from two years ago and how we played in Beaver Stadium. I applaud their ability to put that together and decide that, yes, our coaching staff isn't beating the allegations of not caring enough about discipline quite yet. I'm glad we're not going to Chapel Hill this year because Bill likely could skin us and make glue out of us with how undisciplined we are on the road.

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u/bungnard Alabama • California Sep 08 '26

O/U 52.5. Vegas knows all.

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u/Intelligent_Dress347 Alabama Crimson Tide • Georgia Bulldogs Sep 08 '26

Can’t say enough negative things about the FSU defense, honestly. 

Looked like a Ted Roof bunch out there. 

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u/alsahhim2017 Sep 08 '26

They’ll get excuses due to the delay but these mistakes have been pretty common for SMU. Kevin Jennings continues to be SMU’s best player & acts like a double agent who plays fuck it someone down there ball.

Hopefully this ends up just being great teach tape to make sure everybody locks in. However I doubt it.

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u/M_Mitchell08 SMU Mustangs • Paper Bag Sep 08 '26

Yeah, this is Déjà vu from all of Rhett’s other teams. Louisville waxes the floor with us if we play like that.

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u/I_POO_ON_GOATS Nebraska • Kansas State Sep 08 '26

Tony White must have been bailed out by John Butler's secondary or something because FSU's DBs were straight ass.

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u/prismatic_lights Ohio State • Pittsburgh Sep 08 '26 edited Sep 08 '26

Alright y'all place your bets. Does Norvell make it to:

Columbus Day?
Halloween?
Thanksgiving?
Christmas?

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u/ItsFreakinHarry2 UCF Knights • Florida Gators Sep 08 '26

You forgot the bye week option

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u/schwetybalz Florida State Seminoles Sep 08 '26

Send him packing and just stream coaches like a fantasy roster.

Pull Malzahn out of retirement just to take on Alabama.

Maybe bring in Jimbo just for vibes at this rate

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u/Snapplestache Alabama Crimson Tide Sep 08 '26

Pull Malzahn out of retirement just to take on Alabama.

you go to hell

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u/schwetybalz Florida State Seminoles Sep 08 '26

Already there 😭

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u/Mudrono137 Arkansas Razorbacks • /r/CFB Dead Pool Sep 08 '26

It'd honestly be so fuckin funny if Malzahn joined the coaching staff for whoever's playing Bama on any given week

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u/no1hears Alabama • UT Arlington Sep 08 '26

I wouldn't want to actually witness that, but it's a cool idea. Cool, but cruel.

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u/SimilarOnion1655 Ohio State Buckeyes • Kansas Jayhawks Sep 08 '26

Their bye week is this week

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u/segfawlt Michigan Wolverines • /r/CFB Sep 08 '26

He said what he said

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u/BagODonuts14 LSU Tigers • Tulane Green Wave Sep 08 '26

The situation in Tallahassee is so bad right now, Norvell being fired this week is not at all out of the question.

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u/ItsFreakinHarry2 UCF Knights • Florida Gators Sep 08 '26

Did I stutter?

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u/CoachSlime Nebraska • Colorado State Sep 08 '26

Norvell Buyout:

Fired during 2026 season ~$51m

Fired after 2026 season: ~$42.5m

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u/Aedanwolfe Oklahoma Sooners Sep 08 '26

Its not thaaat much savings relatively

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u/xmjm424 Florida Gators • Team Meteor Sep 08 '26

There’s also not that much benefit to firing him midseason when who ever replaces him isn’t available until after the season anyways. Unless they’re AD is an idiot (and he might be), he’ll work through back channels regardless.

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u/NanoBuc Florida Gators • Team Chaos Sep 08 '26

How terrible was the extension he signed?? Feels like they've been whittling away at that number for years and it'll only be down to 42.5 mil after this season. Jesus, they may never actually be rid of this guy.

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u/Magnus77 Nebraska • Concordia (NE) Sep 08 '26

Its unfortunately becoming a bit of a norm, instead of direct pay bumps its extra years 80-90% guaranteed.

I know Rhule's buyout basically locks him in at Nebraska at least through next season barring something crazy happening.

I'm not on the fire Rhule brigade by any means, but I don't love how much money is tied up in buyouts. It'd be after 2028 before his buyout is below Brian Kelly's 51mil, if I remember the numbers right.

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u/PlateForeign8738 Sep 08 '26

I guess thats one extension I didn't understand. Giving Rhule that extension after going 19-19 ....

Like why? Where was he going?

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u/Emergency_Plane_1409 Florida State Seminoles Sep 08 '26

He will survive the whole season for rea$ons.

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u/surgingchaos Western Oregon Wolves • Oregon Ducks Sep 08 '26

Gone by Columbus Day. The James Franklin special.

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u/Mattp55 Penn State Nittany Lions • Florida Gators Sep 08 '26

Franklin lost as a 28 point favorite in back to back weeks. That’s what it took for him to get fired before Columbus Day. 

I think Norvell may last till after the Miami game & their next bye. They would have fired him in the offseason if the leash was the SMU game imo

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u/luisstrikesout /r/CFB Sep 08 '26

This guy is a fucking cockroach and will survive. No possible way FSU can afford his buy out.

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u/tattedidiot Stanford Cardinal Sep 08 '26

Fully agreed

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u/HeresSomePants Oregon Ducks Sep 08 '26

Well if Stanford says so, then I’m inclined to believe it.

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u/TheSpoo USC Trojans • Rice Owls Sep 08 '26

I’ll take Norvell is coaching the noles in 2027

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u/Dry-Membership3867 Jacksonville State • Arkansas Sep 08 '26

He may not make it to the end of this week honestly

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u/Egocentrist2939 Colorado Buffaloes • Texas Longhorns Sep 08 '26

Most lopsided 3-point game of all time. Absolute sicko classic

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u/NeonPhyzics SMU Mustangs Sep 08 '26

my 81 year old dad and I, wearing our SMU gear, just sat in silence for the whole 4th quarter while we watched...

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u/redwave2505 Alabama • Kansas State Sep 08 '26

Tallahassee will go without electricity for a decade to afford Norvell’s buyout

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u/Emergency_Plane_1409 Florida State Seminoles Sep 08 '26

Worth it

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u/szboy422 Florida Gators • Blue Risk Alliance Sep 08 '26

SMU tried everything in its power to have FSU win the game and Mike Norvell said No. Beautiful sportsmanship.

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u/wyrmonnastring Miami Hurricanes Sep 08 '26

He clearly felt bad about the delay and gave the game away. How kind

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u/SMUHypeMachine SMU Mustangs Sep 08 '26

Bro we tried so hard. I’m actually impressed.

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u/NiickNock Tennessee Volunteers • BCS Championship Sep 08 '26

my game clock is so fucking synced rn

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u/Electromotivation James Madison Dukes Sep 08 '26

Can you keep it synced for More than 9 seconds?

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u/throwaway2987650 Florida Gators Sep 08 '26 edited Sep 08 '26

I’ve never seen a team look so bad and outclassed yet play a Top 25 opponent close since . . . Billy Napier.

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u/Cliffinati NC State • Appalachian State Sep 08 '26

BILLYNAPIER

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u/playboicartii Florida Gators • Texas A&M Aggies Sep 08 '26

Listen FSU all I’m gonna say is eagles fans started egging a house and it got shit done so do what you got to do.

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u/GordaoPreguicoso Miami Hurricanes Sep 08 '26

Eggs in this economy?

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u/Professional-Key7661 Ohio State Buckeyes Sep 08 '26

They turned their own stadium into a blackout in the hopes nobody would see the truth. Eggs can’t compete with that.

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u/Doogitywoogity Texas A&M Aggies • Florida Gators Sep 08 '26

I think they should extend Norvell. They look like they could be a good team next year and we don’t want to break continuity and put that at risk!

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u/The_Fluffy_Robot TCU Horned Frogs • Iron Skillet Sep 08 '26

I have no affiliation with FSU but now I'm on the fire Mike Norvell train

where do I get the smelliest eggs in Tallahassee?

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u/FaddyJosh Florida State Seminoles Sep 08 '26

I dunno we laid a bunch inside doak

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u/Electronic_Pen_548 Ole Miss Rebels Sep 08 '26

FSU might have the worst play sheet I’ve ever seen.

A random Madden playbook ran out of coach suggestions woulda been better

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u/camp1728 Sacramento State Hornets Sep 08 '26

It got to the point their own fans were booing their plays when it was still a close game.

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u/Cliffinati NC State • Appalachian State Sep 08 '26

Ask Corso

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u/greennurse61 South Carolina • Ohio State Sep 08 '26

You didn't watch the Clemson game. 

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u/DingerSinger2016 Alabama A&M Bulldogs • UAB Blazers Sep 08 '26

There isn't much of a playsheet you can use when you're being absolutely outmatched on a fundamental level

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u/SolWizard Syracuse Orange • Cornell Big Red Sep 08 '26

FSU got out gained by 350 yards and 4 YPP. This was closer to LSU Clemson than it looked. Probably should've been more like 42-10 or worse

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u/TastyUrchin Florida State Seminoles Sep 08 '26

That last drive really showed the offense can’t do anything though, Daniels was forced to throw 3 times and missed on all 3, even though 2 of them were open throws under 20 yards. Hard to have any good playcalls when your QB can’t throw. But worse to have a 3rd straight year of bringing in a qb that can’t throw

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u/Muffinnnnnnn Florida State • New Mexico Sep 08 '26

I mean the first pass Duce wasn't even looking and the 2nd hit the receiver in the hands

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u/shaquilleonealingit Georgia Bulldogs Sep 08 '26

Second pass he led way too much. It hit his receiver’s hands because the receiver extended out to try and wrangle it.

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u/BoogerSugarSovereign Indiana Hoosiers • College Football Playoff Sep 08 '26

If you can't win with a +4 TO differential, what games are you going to win?

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u/camp1728 Sacramento State Hornets Sep 08 '26

Well, they did win against new Mexico State, so that game?

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u/MrJusticeDouglas Alabama Crimson Tide Sep 08 '26

Central Arkansas... maybe...

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u/Background-Laugh7902 Florida State • Valdosta State Sep 08 '26

This game being close at all was wild. When SMU was running basic plays if they executed them even 33% correctly they'd gain 15+ yards or get a TLF if they were on defense. But then after three plays of gashing the FSU defense for a dozen yards/knocking the FSU offense right on their asses, they'd then either have a looney toons ass turnover or commit the most braindead penalty you've ever seen, then FSU would lock in and march down and score like it was nothing.

Don't let the scoreboard fool you. This was one of the worst permances week 1 in FSU history. SMU just tried (and failed) to give the game away.

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u/Notre_Dame_Football /r/CFB Top Scorer • /r/CFB Promoter Sep 08 '26

SMU: No, you win

FSU: Sorry, I'm incapable

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u/RandoUserlolidk UConn Huskies • Florida Gators Sep 08 '26

4 turnovers to none and you still can’t muster a win yeah this is a sorry team and program

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u/FAMUgolfer Florida State • Florida A&M Sep 08 '26

At one point FSU was 0-10 on 3rd down and the game was still tied lol

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u/Edgemaster1423 Florida Gators Sep 08 '26

Looked like a gutsy loss to a ranked championship (ACC) contender after a miracle last play fell just short to me

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u/smor729 Florida Gators Sep 08 '26

Yeah good call, extend Norvell

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u/farmer15erf Iowa State Cyclones • Hateful 8 Sep 08 '26

When you're given 4 turnovers and the missed fg you have to do something with it

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u/TyDydPony Florida State • Ohio State Sep 08 '26

Best we can do is 2/14 on 3rd downs

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u/suzukigun4life North Texas • Summertime Lover Sep 08 '26

The fact that Ashton Daniels is starting for a P5 team in 2026 is downright absurd.

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u/tattedidiot Stanford Cardinal Sep 08 '26

As someone whose school he previously started for, yeah. It’s wild

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u/jrzalman USC Trojans • Michigan Tech Huskies Sep 08 '26

I wonder if that stupid lateral play at the end counts as an official turnover. It probably does and messes up the stat that they some how lost while being effectively +4 in turnovers which is nearly impossible.

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u/FireMike_PleaseGod Florida State Seminoles Sep 08 '26

I hate this guy so goddamn much.

I can’t wait for the relief of the day of when we finally can his ass so I never have to watch him fumble around on the sidelines trying to figure out what dogshit play to call that inevitably ends up having our NAIA level QB throw it into the dirt.

He should booed every single time he walks onto the field or is even around Tallahassee. We are paying this guy $9M to be a football terrorist the likes we haven’t seen possibly in the history of humanity.

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u/ewgrooss Alabama Crimson Tide Sep 08 '26

Sexton is an absolute madman for getting him that massive raise when saban retired. Thank fuck Novell didn’t come to Tuscaloosa.

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u/Quick-Expert-4608 Nebraska Cornhuskers Sep 08 '26

This is all because some guy refused to follow through on a promise to eat dog poop.

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u/RxS47 Georgia Bulldogs Sep 08 '26

I mean at what point does he finally break and do it?

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u/NotStreamerNinja Alabama Crimson Tide • Team Chaos Sep 08 '26

It's too late now. If he wants to break the curse he'll have to sue for more dog poop eligibility.

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u/xmjm424 Florida Gators • Team Meteor Sep 08 '26

Just need to get the case in front of the right Tallahassee judge.

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u/snail-the-sage Indiana • Oklahoma State Sep 08 '26

that was maybe the most half hearted attempt at laterals i have ever seen

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u/meowscarada-sylveon I'm A Loser • Paper Bag Sep 08 '26

Intercepted immediately lol

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u/dL_EVO California • Hawai'i Sep 08 '26

How do you get picked off on a lateral.. lol

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u/Stoneador Notre Dame Fighting Irish • Sickos Sep 08 '26

If Miami doesn’t win the ACC this season, I’m not sure they ever will

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u/Cover3Shell North Carolina • Notre Dame Sep 08 '26

Virginia gonna win it just cause its the ACC and it feeds off chaos

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u/DReefer Virginia • Virginia Tech Sep 08 '26

Subscribe

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u/prow24 Verified Coach • Virginia Tech Hokies Sep 08 '26

Those flairs are disgusting

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u/EWall100 Tennessee • Tennessee Tech Sep 08 '26

It's still insane to think a team that played in the national champion game wasn't even in their conference championship game.

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u/CargoShortsFromNam Notre Dame • Colorado Sep 08 '26

3 out of the 4 national championship game participants in the 12 team playoff didn’t play in a championship game 

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u/ArmVanDam Georgia Tech • North Carolina A… Sep 08 '26

Norvell fired headline will hit like crack

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u/meowscarada-sylveon I'm A Loser • Paper Bag Sep 08 '26

I wish I were Norvell so I could have that sweeeet buyout

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u/defensecowboy Texas Longhorns Sep 08 '26

Mike Norvell is a football terrorist and I don’t understand how Seminole fans do this to themselves

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u/ItsFreakinHarry2 UCF Knights • Florida Gators Sep 08 '26

SMU wanted to lose so badly and barely failed in this endeavor

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u/suzukigun4life North Texas • Summertime Lover Sep 08 '26

Winning a game despite a -4 turnover margin is crazy

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u/No_Jellyfish_6830 Notre Dame Fighting Irish Sep 08 '26

I chuckled when FSU turned it over on the last play desperation lateral. Was technically only a +3 turnover margin they wasted!

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u/NoSxKats South Carolina • Ohio State Sep 08 '26

They're running until they cramp this week from their sloppy play but they're doing it with a smile on their face and a 1-0 record

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u/CoachSlime Nebraska • Colorado State Sep 08 '26

Norvell Buyout:

Fired during 2026 season ~$51m

Fired after 2026 season: ~$42.5m

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u/Cliffinati NC State • Appalachian State Sep 08 '26

That's still >1/2 of a Jimbo

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u/surgingchaos Western Oregon Wolves • Oregon Ducks Sep 08 '26

Winning a game with -4 in turnover differential is just diabolically sicko levels of insane.

Eat that dogshit and this will all end Florida State.

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u/TyDydPony Florida State • Ohio State Sep 08 '26

SMU vs SMU was a fun game. Wish SMU had lost.

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u/Dry-Growth-5620 Florida State Seminoles Sep 08 '26

Ashton Daniels is much worse than expected. My god. I’ve never seen a QB play in slow motion like this before.

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u/chebbys Stanford Cardinal • Oklahoma Sooners Sep 08 '26

Unfortunately yeah. He’s a good athlete but just a really bad quarterback. Hasn’t changed much since he was at Stanford

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u/Shipsink32 Sep 08 '26

And I thought it couldn’t get any worse than DJU.

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u/Muffinnnnnnn Florida State • New Mexico Sep 08 '26

Honestly I feel like he is better than DJU

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u/d12fsu Florida State Seminoles Sep 08 '26

SMU was practically begging us to win that game, and yet we have busted coverage in nearly every critical moment, and couldn’t convert a 3rd down till late in the 4th. Fuck man

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u/samsungjello SMU Mustangs Sep 08 '26

Welp, for the national audience, welcome to the SMU ACC experience, hope you've enjoyed!

Oh boy I did NOT miss this. If you wanted to condense how SMU has been doing in a Power 4 conference the last three years, this game would do it.

Shades of offensive greatness? Check

Periods of extreme sloppiness? Check.

The Jekyll and Hyde Act that is Kevin Jennings? Check

Almost snatching defeat from the jaws of victory? Check

I could keep going on but you get the point.

THIS is why SMU hasn't won the ACC yet (they REALLY should have at this point), because they JUST. CAN'T. PUT. IT. TOGETHER. for 60 minutes, let alone a 12 game season. It's super frustrating.

But back to the game. This result was never really in doubt (though thanks to issues above they made me sweat a lot more). Should have been more confortable, FSU offered little outside their running game. 600+ yards of offense...

As a non-biased party, FSU should fire their coach. It's just inexcusable their level of exucution at certain points tonight. Talent is one thing, but they played so SAFE and scared, it kinda breaks my heart...

Hopefully SMU can go on a run, there are several exciting machups that would be better if SMU can put it together...

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u/SLCer Utah Utes Sep 08 '26

We deserve compensation for having watched that game.

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u/Icy_Meat9199 Texas Tech Red Raiders Sep 08 '26

From the moment FSU sued the league and eventually got what they wanted, uneven distribution of revenue to "earners", they went from one of the best programs in the country to the literal worst team in the ACC. Except for a win over Bama.

Now other ACC programs are unevenly making more than FSU lol

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u/Dukethegator Florida Gators Sep 08 '26

They sued the league and literally cited SMU as an example of how FSU was too good for the new ACC. Then promptly lost to SMU twice.

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u/NeonPhyzics SMU Mustangs Sep 08 '26

Clemson and FSU are 1-3 vs. SMU since they sued the ACC over us

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u/FellKnight Boise State • Tennessee Sep 08 '26

Anyone who didn't realize SMU in the NIL era wasn't always gonna be a perennial top 20 team doesn't know SMU

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u/moffattron9000 Team Chaos • Sickos Sep 08 '26

Don’t forget that Clemson did the same.

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u/CWG4BF Florida Gators • Surrender Cobra Sep 08 '26

Ashton Daniels throwing three uncompetitive passes on the “last chance” drive was pretty much right on brand for the entire game.

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u/Dry-Growth-5620 Florida State Seminoles Sep 08 '26

All ending with a QB draw. Masterclass game.

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u/rabbichase SMU Mustangs • Big 12 Sep 08 '26

A million other things I could say, but being 28 and playing college football is so stupid

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u/AbeShrewMice Sep 08 '26

Fun fact, Chris Weinke was also 28 when he won the Heisman for FSU in 2000

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u/moffattron9000 Team Chaos • Sickos Sep 08 '26

That’s not even new for Florida State.

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u/ScallywagBeowulf Mississippi State • Marching Band Sep 08 '26

At least Florida State’s band is good. Pretty cool they get to be in the Macy’s Day Parade.

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u/jazzyman31 Michigan Wolverines Sep 08 '26

The demise of FSU after a truly incredible 2023 season has to be studied. The CFP choosing Bama over FSU completely destroyed an entire program.

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u/StipularSauce77 Texas A&M • Western Illinois Sep 08 '26

Listen, you can blame the CFP all you want. We ALL know it was really the guy who made the dog poop bet that killed FSU.

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u/KrunchNmunch Sep 08 '26

I'm confused. Why did the game end at 00:00?

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u/ALStark69 Alabama • Florida State Sep 08 '26

SMU literally tried to give FSU the game on a silver platter but sorry ass Mike Norvell STILL can’t figure it out

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u/jspence19 SMU Mustangs Sep 08 '26

Man, what a tragedy that SMU came into the league and diluted the competition. FSU clearly is so far superior. 2-0

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u/Random0925 Mississippi State • Oregon Sep 08 '26

SMU is 2-0 against the Seminoles since FSU namedropped them in the ACC lawsuit.

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u/pinoygator Florida Gators Sep 08 '26 edited Sep 08 '26

FSU, previously unbeaten, only lost by 3 to an undefeated ranked P4 team that's averaging 585 yards of offense this year.

Mike Norvell deserves a big extension.

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u/camp1728 Sacramento State Hornets Sep 08 '26

SMU’s mistakes + FSU’s lack of football talent made this a way more entertaining game then it should of been.

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u/ExpensiveUsual4450 Georgia Bulldogs Sep 08 '26 edited Sep 08 '26

SMU tried to loose lose harder than FSU tried to win.

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u/Dr_Mantis_Teabaggin Oregon State • Oklahoma State Sep 08 '26

lose = to not win

loose = not tight

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u/The-Fanciest Florida Gators • Pop-Tarts Bowl Sep 08 '26

How the FUCK was the betting line correct

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u/definitely_not_cylon Texas Longhorns Sep 08 '26

Yeah, okay, but after playing so late will SMU be ready to handle UC Davis on Saturday? Many people are asking this.

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u/AccountantOptimal674 Alabama Crimson Tide Sep 08 '26

My biggest take away from this game is that guy really should have manned up and ate the dog shit from the cup.

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u/CWG4BF Florida Gators • Surrender Cobra Sep 08 '26

As much as I’d love to write out a bullet point list of all the things that made this awful train wreck of a game so beautiful, I honestly feel like if you didn’t actually watch it, you don’t deserve to know.

Anyway, both of these teams suck in totally unique and special ways.

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u/Cruel_but_usual Louisville Cardinals Sep 08 '26

I feel like we must all take this game to our graves.

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u/WanderLeft Oklahoma Sooners • Oklahoma Sooners Sep 08 '26 edited Sep 08 '26

Ernest Hemingway once wrote a poem that read:
For Sale
Florida State
Never won

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u/schwetybalz Florida State Seminoles Sep 08 '26

It was not that close btw

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u/Cliffinati NC State • Appalachian State Sep 08 '26

If SMU didn't step on their own dick constantly that game finishes ~41-17

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u/westex74 SMU Mustangs Sep 08 '26

As an SMU fan, I am seriously concerned that Lashlee just can’t put a disciplined, efficient team on the field. Louisville beats tonight’s SMU team handily, in my opinion.

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u/ImNotFuckingSelling Florida Gators • Utah Utes Sep 08 '26

You have to throw the Hail Mary to have a chance at 60:01

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u/xAimForTheBushes SMU Mustangs • ACC Sep 08 '26

That was the closest game of absolute domination I’ve ever seen in my life.

What the actual Fk SMU. What the absolute Fk.

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u/Mammoth_Impress_3108 Nebraska • Kansas State Sep 08 '26

FSU fought hard, but the lights just may have been too bright.

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u/Condom_Breaker256 Billable Hours • Jacksonvil… Sep 08 '26

Some teams aren't built to run successful Hail Marys...

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u/Squishy_20 Kansas State Wildcats • Big 12 Sep 08 '26

SMU literally trolled for 3.5 hours and still won

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u/tb25uga Georgia Bulldogs • /r/CFB Dead Pool Sep 08 '26

the pre-game stupidity gave FSU a golden opportunity to reverse the negative vibes and have that sort of galvanizing moment... they kept it close against a higher ranked opponent and all, but I don't think anyone in that Noles' locker room is looking for or finding that silver lining tonight

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u/Comet7777 SMU Mustangs Sep 08 '26

A win is a win

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u/Optimal_Cook_851 Sep 08 '26

incoming new FSU coach next year: Brian Kelly

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u/Competitive-Rise-789 Georgia Bulldogs • Oklahoma Sooners Sep 08 '26

SMU despite their best efforts, won the game

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u/fsukub Florida State Seminoles Sep 08 '26

Tbh if you had told me pregame that we’d only lose by 3 to SMU, I’d be a helluva lot happier than I am right now.