r/CFB • /r/CFB • Sep 12 '26

Game Thread [Game Thread] Ohio State @ Texas (7:30 PM ET)

GAME Ohio StateOhio State @ TexasTexas
Location Texas DKR-Texas Memorial Stadium
Time 7:30 PM ET
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u/FusePB Ohio State Buckeyes 2h ago

Game altering bad call

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u/T49irvine Sep 13 '26

OSU looked much more solid until 3Q, and then they began to succumb to the heat. Sark needs to be ready for games in which UT does not have help from the weather. Arch and Sark needs to hammer out a system that goes into effect the moment Arch is on the field. Big shout out and thank you to Hollywood!

7

u/3kniven6gash Penn State Nittany Lions Sep 13 '26

Glorious. The 2017 game without the Franklin effect.

27

u/Birdlaw_Professor Michigan Wolverines • New Mexico Lobos Sep 13 '26

Ryan day never bites the tootsie pop, he just keeps lickin

21

u/CactusRider1776 Miami Hurricanes Sep 13 '26

Arch came through but only after improvising. Sark's forcing Arch to be something he is not. Sark is not adjutsing his "system" to the player. imo. Awesome win for the horns and Archibald

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u/Ok_Problem426 Texas Longhorns Sep 17 '26

No way boss. Sark dialed up winners all game and a combination of drops and getting ahead in the progression occasionally gave Arch problems. But like…the key 4th down play Arch converted was Sark making exactly the adjustments to give his QB the tools to succeed.

Arch missed a wide open TE on the same exact play call several drives earlier. Sark kept it in his back pocket and told him it would be there up the middle. Arch hit nailed throw and the rest is history.

The other fourth down call he rolled him out to the right…again, giving him the option to run or hit his check down across the middle.

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u/CactusRider1776 Miami Hurricanes 29d ago

Arch's instincts are what made the difference

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u/Ok_Problem426 Texas Longhorns 29d ago

On the 4th and 6? No man Sark literally told him the pass was gonna be there. Arch still made a big time throw when we had to have it.

You’re thinking of 4th and 9

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u/Bones12x2 Sep 13 '26

agree 100%. The offense didn't work until Arch started running and playing loose....Sark hates to let QBs run but thats what wins college football games

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u/EntranceHairy Sep 13 '26

Wow, the series that got texas going had 7 different plays with blatant holding right in front of the ref, and a no pass interference called as such to hold texas's hand to the end zone. Yes Ohio state missed that field goal but that was terrible to watch. Im done with CFB, no different than the rigged NFL. Peace out football. 

15

u/entropyISdeadly Texas Longhorns • TCU Horned Frogs Sep 13 '26

How much did you have on OSU?

-13

u/EntranceHairy Sep 13 '26

Nothing lol. I don't bet on sports. 

20

u/Livid_Sir7337 Texas Longhorns Sep 13 '26

Don't talk unless you have a flair, peasant.

-34

u/EntranceHairy Sep 13 '26

Blah blah blah. Still not as bad as you're pathetic loss 2 years ago in the playoffs lol. 

3

u/DustinDBKR Texas Longhorns • Red River Shootout Sep 13 '26

"You are pathetic loss 2 years ago"

Highly educated individual.

19

u/SuicidalApendices Texas Longhorns • Iowa State Cyclones Sep 13 '26

*your

Hook ‘em.

11

u/just-a-dude601 Montana State Bobcats Sep 13 '26

^ mad

-13

u/Mundane_Spare_9721 Sep 13 '26

It’s games like this that make me think Vegas is more involved than college football deserves

-6

u/Loose_Cap9754 Sep 13 '26

So true. Osu had this game won so someone filled their pockets 

12

u/cpscott1 Sep 13 '26

Maybe maybe teams just choke

22

u/alfooboboao USC Trojans Sep 13 '26

every time someone says this i wonder how they think the logistics of that conspiracy would even work lmao

-4

u/Loose_Cap9754 Sep 13 '26

You're kidding right???? In what dream world are you living? 

9

u/LonghornPlayerPoem Sep 13 '26

They don’t think

2

u/No_Willingness_8788 Sep 13 '26

ahem, ever heard of the NBA?

8

u/Gnome__Alone Sep 13 '26

Of course you can get one or two players to shave points and possibly throw a basketball game, but engineering a 3 touchdown comeback/meltdown in the 4th quarter?

That is a bridge too far

20

u/Agitated-Ant-9455 Sep 13 '26

I swapped it to boxing at the end of the 3rd wtf happened?!

24

u/jamtas Texas Longhorns Sep 13 '26

Thank you for you karma inducing move!

9

u/nighthawk_md Texas Longhorns • ECU Pirates Sep 13 '26

Epic collapse/comeback

25

u/rydan Texas Longhorns Sep 13 '26

How many games have had the first and last play as a turnover?

8

u/energydan Texas Longhorns • Baylor Bears Sep 13 '26

I read your username as Ryan day I need to go to sleep

2

u/OperationMapleSyrup Ohio State Buckeyes Sep 13 '26

I read Ryan Day Lieutenant Dan, if that makes you feel any better.

30

u/NowWithKung-FuGrip01 Wake Forest • Michigan Sep 13 '26

That’s it. I’m gloating. Wake over Purdue in 2OT, an unranked-Michigan win over a Top 15, and a #1 OSU loss?

<sniffle> They should have sent a poet.

5

u/cpencis Duke Blue Devils • Texas Longhorns Sep 13 '26

Chef’s kiss.

6

u/LegSpecialist1781 Ohio State Buckeyes Sep 13 '26

Nice Contact reference

3

u/IFHelper Sep 13 '26

Awesome day for you, bro. Go Blue!

31

u/mycatsellsblow Ohio State Buckeyes Sep 13 '26

Arch Manning must have got his media training from the Fernando Mendoza school of interviews.

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u/Statalyzer Texas Longhorns Sep 13 '26

Remember last year when they stopped us on 4 straight plays at the goal line?

That was a long term plan to sucker them into not letting us score at the end of this game, running off an extra minute thinking they could repeat the success.

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u/cpscott1 Sep 13 '26

Honestly Sark did a lot of stuff he normally doesn't do in the 4th quarter and it worked

11

u/Bones12x2 Sep 13 '26

Arch running unlocked the offense....Sark has got to understand that Arch isn't Peyton

26

u/Haha08421 Sep 13 '26

Chat GPT said OSU was gonna win

14

u/dadgpow Sep 13 '26

They were right, the other OSU

15

u/Gabians Michigan • Wayne State (MI) Sep 13 '26

"some people tell you AI doesn't know ball...
And they're right."

47

u/Magnedon Paper Bag • Marching Band Sep 13 '26

I don't fucking believe it

6

u/no1specialyimportant Sep 13 '26

Fucking Right?!?!

17

u/Gabians Michigan • Wayne State (MI) Sep 13 '26

Believe it brother! Hook em 🤟

1

u/Over-Item-4103 Sep 13 '26

This makes the future Georgia Texas sec championship so much more fun

19

u/social_elephant Kentucky Wildcats Sep 13 '26

This was a comeback I was I waiting to see

1

u/jamtas Texas Longhorns Sep 13 '26

Epic comeback. Up there with Kim Khardashian

20

u/SnooChocolates8108 Ohio State Buckeyes Sep 13 '26

Ryan Day and Arthur Smith masterclass

2

u/imdavebaby Sep 13 '26

How Arthur Smith continues to get coaching positions is beyond me. Dude has failed upward his entire career. Flush him to some high school backwater and let it be over with. So fucking sick of seeing him involved in the game.

3

u/unfunnysexface New Mexico Lobos Sep 13 '26

OSU gonna be all in nfl players coming back to get smith his precious jonnu

8

u/stevo887 Georgia Bulldogs Sep 13 '26

As an Atlanta Falcons fan you love to see it!

10

u/SnooChocolates8108 Ohio State Buckeyes Sep 13 '26

Oh god, this is our 28-3

1

u/stevo887 Georgia Bulldogs Sep 13 '26

I’m glad you have Arthur Smith

15

u/Stock_Alternative507 Michigan Wolverines Sep 13 '26

“Ryan Day is a FRAUD” -Mattbegreat clapping with no hands.

11

u/CanaKu Sep 13 '26

I still think Sark made a mistake not playing the analytic game and going for 2 after first touchdown. In hindsight he did right after winning by 1. Had OSU kicker made that FG it would have put the game out of reach. Late in a game like that I think it’s always better tho try and cut the lead to 12 than kick XP and make it a 13 point game. He was very fortunate they missed the FG

5

u/cpscott1 Sep 13 '26

Hell no. You don't get cute and if we missed we would have tied going into OT

1

u/Overtons_Window Auburn Tigers • Ole Miss Rebels Sep 13 '26

Except you can go for two again if you fail the first time. OSU defense was gassed.

1

u/CanaKu Sep 13 '26 edited Sep 13 '26

And if the kicker hadn’t missed it. it would have been GG

17

u/Statalyzer Texas Longhorns Sep 13 '26

Down 13 late trying for anything other than 7 + 7 is nuts.

-2

u/CanaKu Sep 13 '26

I’m referring to the first TD. They were down 20. In that instance late in a game it is better to go for 2.

2

u/cpscott1 Sep 13 '26

No it's not. You worry about a 2 point conversation if you need it not when you down 3 scores

19

u/roomtempwater1234 Ohio State Buckeyes Sep 13 '26

He's been around long enough to know an osu kicker is forbidden to make a fg in crunch time

16

u/TimTom8921 Cincinnati Bearcats Sep 13 '26

Kent St isn't gonna know what hit 'em

25

u/theurge14 Kansas State Wildcats Sep 13 '26

This sentence comes across a bit different in 1970.

3

u/TimTom8921 Cincinnati Bearcats Sep 13 '26

Damn dude lol

12

u/Swimming-Run-3182 Sep 13 '26

Ohio state fans where’s that same energy you had at halftime? Why’d you all disappear

9

u/Thebeav15 Ohio State • West Virginia Sep 13 '26

Bad loss but one can hope Ryan Day will somehow learn from these kinds of losses, one day...

10

u/JackSquat18 Ohio State Buckeyes Sep 13 '26

Flair up homie. That flair is about as existent as Ohio State in the second half

-26

u/Swimming-Run-3182 Sep 13 '26

I don’t care to. It’s apparent who I’m rooting for by my comments

0

u/JackSquat18 Ohio State Buckeyes Sep 13 '26

Pathetic

5

u/TwinklexToes Texas • Georgia Tech Sep 13 '26

Weak

6

u/Ace_4202 Ohio State Buckeyes Sep 13 '26

lol

2

u/BasicallyLogic Sep 13 '26

hats off to TX but i think we’re more shocked at how bad we choked the second half. so many chances to win

1

u/Capital-Bill-8729 Sep 13 '26

I’ll skin your mother

2

u/JohnArtemus USC Trojans Sep 13 '26

Great game.

B1G appears to be hot garbage this year 😅

Anyway back to my game.

11

u/Capital-Bill-8729 Sep 13 '26

Publicly hang the entire staff especially defensive coordinator and Ryan day for the last text drive and castrate Julian sayin for throwing 5 yards up the middle with 20 seconds and no timeouts. I mean why the fuck would we try and stop them from getting a touchdown with 1 minute left on the 1 inch line

36

u/IFHelper Sep 13 '26

You might be a little too calm for this sport.

4

u/Rare_Unit_8538 Georgia • Coastal Carolina Sep 13 '26

Is Ryan Day reincarnated Bobby Bowden?

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u/Thebeav15 Ohio State • West Virginia Sep 13 '26

Hats off to Texas, Ohio State phoned it in. I saw this coming a mile away. Ryan Day has to learn how to be better at holding leads. At least they have a chance at fixing things given this being early. Just inexcusable to play so conservative 2nd half. Texas wasnt gonna give up and they earned the win. 

2

u/CactusRider1776 Miami Hurricanes Sep 13 '26

they could gone for the 1st down instead the attempted long pass in the 4th qtr - and missed fg

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u/no1specialyimportant Sep 13 '26

Texas couldn't nor wouldn't get out of their own way for 3.5 quarters As a Texas fan, it hurt my heart. But that 4th....

2

u/LynnHaven Texas Longhorns Sep 13 '26

The heat got to'em

2

u/OKC89ers Oklahoma Sooners • Big 8 Sep 13 '26

He'd literally never given up a lead this big. This was absolutely unusual.

6

u/Thebeav15 Ohio State • West Virginia Sep 13 '26

I believe it was 14 or 17 pt lead vs Georgia in the semis. Day has a bad history of idling the offense and defense runs outta gas. 

2

u/Sir_Bryan Ohio State Buckeyes Sep 13 '26

Mostly by luck though. This has happened multiple times and we’re been bailed out by a lucky play or whatever. It’s not a good pattern

5

u/Ryaninthesky Texas Longhorns • Duke Blue Devils Sep 13 '26

Y’all used up all your luck in the first quarter. Easy mistake.

2

u/Sir_Bryan Ohio State Buckeyes Sep 13 '26

Yeah we had some insane luck and then returned it by not recovering two easy fumbles 2H

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u/Affectionate_Dog489 Sep 13 '26

Take the fucking easy field goal in the first half and this thing is done. Another fucking choke of a kicker lol. Guarantee by week 8 nobody will remember the gifts that the refs gave to texas to start up their momentum. PI ? Really? Call it both ways at least

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u/TravelNSee Sep 13 '26

Yeah that game was ref-cooked, and I hate both schools lol

12

u/jamtas Texas Longhorns Sep 13 '26

The refs were from Big 10. No way they have it out for OSU

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u/Caged_Tiger Ohio State Buckeyes Sep 13 '26

They're all NCAA puppets working for overall ratings. What brings more people back next week? A 20-point win by #1 or a 4th-quarter comeback by a quarterback with a famous name who didnt play for shit for 3 quarters?

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u/TravelNSee Sep 13 '26

Refs work for ESPN

9

u/entropyISdeadly Texas Longhorns • TCU Horned Frogs Sep 13 '26

Perfect timing in transitioning from a Longhorn comeback win to the beginning of the Garcia-Benn fight.

13

u/ResultsHaveVary Virginia Tech Hokies Sep 13 '26

Ryan’s just an idiot lol…running game was slowed down in the 2nd half but besides that Bad Luck INT in the 1st Quarter & the other…you allowed a good but moreso economical Arch to just nitpick and cut down field in the 2nd half…no reason why This Game wasn’t minimally a 30PT score for Ohio State

1

u/cpscott1 Sep 13 '26

I think the issue they let Texas hang around too much in the 1st half. Like you said they should have been up more

71

u/CrunchyChewie Oklahoma Sooners Sep 13 '26

Jesus Christ Ohio State do you understand the media circlejerk you’ve now subjected the country to for the next 3 months?

15

u/KatsTakeState Texas Longhorns • SEC Sep 13 '26

:)

12

u/pheelingood Ohio State Buckeyes Sep 13 '26

That’s what really stings

11

u/Jeb_Kenobi Ohio State Buckeyes • Ohio Bobcats Sep 13 '26

Unfortunately

9

u/JackSquat18 Ohio State Buckeyes Sep 13 '26

It’s the media circlejerk we deserve for giving ESPN the attention they get.

4

u/Comprehensive_Tone Ohio State Buckeyes • Chicago Maroons Sep 13 '26

🤣

51

u/Kobe_Fan Georgia Bulldogs Sep 13 '26

Honestly respect to Texas for coming out in that 2nd half, because holy shit that first was a complete dumpster fire

5

u/no1specialyimportant Sep 13 '26

Huge fucking Texas fan here.... hated it Talked down on everyone..sark, arch, ESPECIALLY FRIGGIN WINGO....only positive was the defense. They were doing what they needed to do.... saved it for that last 1.5 quarters..... still have a fast heart rate. I really need to get back to not GingAF about what happens, but for some reason. I let myself get emotional engaged again... fuck me sideways

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u/papertowelroll17 Texas Longhorns Sep 13 '26

Lol I was not nervous at all down the stretch just because the game being close felt like found money with how bad the first half was.

6

u/jamtas Texas Longhorns Sep 13 '26

Speak for yourself. I was dooming.

17

u/sleepytime88 Oregon Ducks Sep 13 '26

Data centers releasing ads now lmao

3

u/AdventureDude24 Notre Dame • UIndy Sep 13 '26

Bruh, I’m in Indiana and during the game Google was running political ads in favor of data centers and how they help Hoosiers.

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u/CriticalPolitical Sep 13 '26

This is the loss the Buckeyes need to start playing 100% for the full 60 minutes every game instead of just the first 30. Just like the loss to Virginia Tech during the first CFP playoff over a decade ago and the loss to TTUN the national championship run a couple seasons ago. Perhaps we’ll get a rematch in the playoffs, Longhorns! Until then, GG Texas bros

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u/Bones12x2 Sep 13 '26

I think the heat did play a factor that OSU wont have to deal with again.

1

u/Living-Cycle7768 Sep 13 '26

It was a night game, the heat wasn’t a significant factor.

1

u/Bones12x2 Sep 13 '26

it was still hot....did you not see how drenched in sweat all the players were?

1

u/Living-Cycle7768 Sep 13 '26

I think that was more the football. I was just there, once the sun sets in texas, the heat doesn’t really matter besides just staying hydrated.

1

u/Bones12x2 Sep 13 '26

All I know is that the OSU front 7 looked gassed late and Texas didnt

5

u/nvm206 Sep 13 '26

Seemed the loss to IU in the Big 10 champ game last year didn’t light the fire you needed against Miami

2

u/Sir_Bryan Ohio State Buckeyes Sep 13 '26

Miami was just a better team up front. Nothing about lighting a fire. IU exposed some weaknesses during the championship game and Miami was able to take advantage as well.

2

u/CriticalPolitical Sep 13 '26

Hartline had his head in South Florida while he was still the OC for the Bucks. Ryan Day choosing himself to OC any game always ends in disappointment. We didn’t know who was going to be the OC until shortly before kickoff against Miami and when they announced it, I already knew the offense was not going to have a good day. The last time he OC’ed a game was the Cotton Bowl against Mizzou and the effort that the Buckeyes put into that game was not good, you could tell none of them wanted to be there. I’d rather have ChatGPT calling the offense than Ryan Day even if we lose, it’s still a higher probability that we’d win 

1

u/Thebeav15 Ohio State • West Virginia Sep 13 '26

True, Ryan Day has to get this team to be tougher and not coast at end of games like this. Play calling was not good either but players did not execute. 

3

u/meatystocks Ohio State Buckeyes Sep 13 '26

What was that 2nd half? Did the team place some bets?

2

u/CriticalPolitical Sep 13 '26

I hate to be that person, but there were definitely some shady non calls by the refs like the pass interference no call on Jeremiah Smith a couple times. Still, there were a lot of other ways to have won this game despite that and the Buckeyes  have been on both sides of those kinds of calls last season so just have to ice up and get ready for Kent State next week. Next big one is at Indiana so I think we’ll work everything out by then 

0

u/meatystocks Ohio State Buckeyes Sep 13 '26

A little shell shock by this lose. I’m not upset as it’s Texas in Texas, but that second half was so bizarre.

8

u/Casperita012 Texas A&M Aggies Sep 13 '26

I think a large part of it is how fucking hot it is in Texas right now. They got gassed out from the heat and humidity.

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u/OkStable4946 Sep 13 '26

Ohio has been having close to as hot and probably similar humidity for the last couple of weeks

1

u/cpscott1 Sep 13 '26

Ohio heat ain't nothing like Texas heat. You're crazy

1

u/OkStable4946 Sep 13 '26

At its peak I would agree but we had 96 degree heat last week have had crazy humidity in the same time. 92% humidity in columbus right now.

I would never agree to live in Texas for the sustained heat you get there but I just dont think it specifically made the difference in the game

1

u/meatystocks Ohio State Buckeyes Sep 13 '26

The defense kept on getting put on the field pretty quickly in 2nd half, that couldn’t have helped.

2

u/FightMilk4Bodyguards Texas A&M Aggies Sep 13 '26

Agreed. It really is another level down here. The humidity is killer.

10

u/RukiMotomiya Sep 13 '26

lol.

lmao.

36

u/Statalyzer Texas Longhorns Sep 13 '26

We'll probably be #1 but I hope we only slide up to #2. Probably doesn't matter but I figure it helps with guys not getting too cocky.

Especially since we probably belong behind Georgia until we prove we can win that matchup.

17

u/TreeInternational771 Georgia Bulldogs Sep 13 '26

You guys should get #1. Its rat poison for us so we rather you guys get it. You earned it

6

u/txman91 Texas Longhorns • East Texas A&M Lions Sep 13 '26

Nice try. No thanks. You take it.

23

u/LillianWigglewater Texas Longhorns Sep 13 '26 edited Sep 13 '26

number 1 is always a curse

16

u/BorisDaGod Ohio State Buckeyes Sep 13 '26

umass kicker nailed one vs rutgers at 52 yards

ok man

25

u/slurpeetape Michigan Wolverines Sep 13 '26

Oregon and ohio State had to pay the price to the football gods.

6

u/Jesus_luvs_satan Sep 13 '26

Blood for the Blood God

4

u/double_echo Texas Longhorns Sep 13 '26

Skulls for the skull throne

2

u/meatystocks Ohio State Buckeyes Sep 13 '26

Don’t mind paying #4 Texas in Texas all that much. But that second half, good god.

2

u/Jpon9 Indiana Hoosiers Sep 13 '26

If you didn't watch the game and just saw the score, I mean, nothing to be embarrassed about. But you look at it quarter by quarter, holy moly...

-2

u/Goings78 Ohio State Buckeyes Sep 13 '26

Not even remotely comparable

2

u/slurpeetape Michigan Wolverines Sep 13 '26

It was back payment for Michigan's win last week

6

u/slurpeetape Michigan Wolverines Sep 13 '26

if only they had one more second....

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u/GuyFawkes451 Nebraska Cornhuskers Sep 13 '26

As shall Day's fatwa against Ohio State.

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u/frick_this_fricking Texas Longhorns • Red River Shootout Sep 13 '26

Hopefully the last time Texas plays against Smith. He’s a maniac. Reminds me of Calvin Johnson.

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u/txman91 Texas Longhorns • East Texas A&M Lions Sep 13 '26

The lone time he doesn’t get locked down is the one time we finally win. Should have tried this the first two times.

3

u/Ryaninthesky Texas Longhorns • Duke Blue Devils Sep 13 '26

Adjusted pretty well after halftime too, but yeah. Man among boys.

5

u/jamtas Texas Longhorns Sep 13 '26

Maybe that’s the key. We hold Smith to low outputs and we lose. We let him look like a heisman and we win.

7

u/Timeout_for_Lunch Texas Longhorns Sep 13 '26

Seriously. That kid is ELITE.

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u/bunglesnacks Michigan State Spartans Sep 13 '26

Ngl this might have been the best early season football game I've seen.

-10

u/OKC89ers Oklahoma Sooners • Big 8 Sep 13 '26

The GAME sucked for three quarters, then the fourth quarter was just Ohio State being tired and Texas marching the field. As a game, it's not a rewatch.

4

u/gmr548 Texas Longhorns • Washington Huskies Sep 13 '26

Yeah this confirms it lmao

11

u/SuicidalApendices Texas Longhorns • Iowa State Cyclones Sep 13 '26

I agree. I’m going to rewatch OU/MICH.

2

u/cpscott1 Sep 13 '26

You must be a buckeye fan. The fact it was a 21 point comeback means it's rewatchable

21

u/MintiFrech Alabama Crimson Tide • Kentucky Wildcats Sep 13 '26

This is definitely going to be an all timer

7

u/bunglesnacks Michigan State Spartans Sep 13 '26

Just what it meant to Arch and Sark, and the comeback. Austin is gonna be fire.

20

u/cheecheecago Ohio State Buckeyes • Harvard Crimson Sep 13 '26

Damn that hurts to lose like that. Even to the #4 team on the road. 

Not as much as fake beating a cupcake at home and being the laughing stock of CFB though. 

3

u/ManBearTree Michigan Wolverines • /r/CFB Sep 13 '26

2-0!

3

u/cheecheecago Ohio State Buckeyes • Harvard Crimson Sep 13 '26

The voters seem to disagree

2

u/Scary-Age-8614 Sep 13 '26

There ya go put it in perspective 🥰

2

u/Substantial_Elk_6767 Ohio Bobcats Sep 13 '26

WMU is hardly a cupcake but the rest, yeah.

23

u/roberta_sparrow Michigan Wolverines • College Football Playoff Sep 13 '26

Ryan Day eats his spaghetti with a knife and fork

18

u/No-Cantaloupe-6535 Purdue Boilermakers Sep 13 '26

do you eat it with your hands or something?

1

u/RealEmperorofMankind Michigan Wolverines • Marching Band Sep 13 '26

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u/nighthawk_md Texas Longhorns • ECU Pirates Sep 13 '26

1

u/JackSquat18 Ohio State Buckeyes Sep 13 '26

They eat spaghetti with Spoons

2

u/aestusveritas Texas Longhorns • Michigan Wolverines Sep 13 '26

This really cracked me up. Thank you.

0

u/roberta_sparrow Michigan Wolverines • College Football Playoff Sep 13 '26

Only dorks cut their spaghetti

1

u/Gabians Michigan • Wayne State (MI) Sep 13 '26

I prefer to pack more spaghetti in my pockets than to keep a knife and fork in there.

2

u/Derpinator_30 Ohio State Buckeyes • The Game Sep 13 '26

what's your spaghetti policy

2

u/Rickydada Tennessee Volunteers • Memphis Tigers Sep 13 '26

Or his hands 

34

u/Janus67 Ohio State Buckeyes Sep 13 '26

Props to Texas dline and oline. They made the holes and plugged them. And Texas closed up the mistakes that were made in the first half.

5

u/harrylime7 Sep 13 '26

Classy response. Ohio State will be a threat in the CFP.

25

u/AsstassticVoyage Sep 13 '26

Jeremiah Smith was the best player on the field tonight & it wasn't even close. what a talent.

8

u/Timeout_for_Lunch Texas Longhorns Sep 13 '26

I am incredibly impressed with that kid. I was sure he was going to find a way to win at the end. He remains the best receiver in the country.

-12

u/TravelNSee Sep 13 '26

And got fucked out of a game-ending PI call with 4 min to play

6

u/Statalyzer Texas Longhorns Sep 13 '26

There was also a missed false start.

2

u/nighthawk_md Texas Longhorns • ECU Pirates Sep 13 '26

That was totally a dead ball

4

u/Cheesyfebreeze TCU Horned Frogs Sep 13 '26

100% he had Texas' buttholes puckered everytime he was on the field.

4

u/dfphd Texas Longhorns Sep 13 '26

Can confirm

4

u/Goings78 Ohio State Buckeyes Sep 13 '26

But he also had a majorly costly drop on the 2nd to last drive

1

u/Derpinator_30 Ohio State Buckeyes • The Game Sep 13 '26

only our fanbase expects a 100% completion rate

3

u/AsstassticVoyage Sep 13 '26

in triple coverage. kid is destined for greatness. 

4

u/mateohatepotato Georgia Bulldogs Sep 13 '26

Was about to say that. Generational player but that drop was huge

51

u/justanotherhypebeest Texas Longhorns Sep 13 '26

Perfect day. We beat Ohio State AND Oklahoma loses. This is peak.

2

u/txman91 Texas Longhorns • East Texas A&M Lions Sep 13 '26

ASU really dropped the ball.

2

u/RealEmperorofMankind Michigan Wolverines • Marching Band Sep 13 '26

Glad to be of service

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u/Liquin44 Texas Longhorns Sep 13 '26

If aggy lost it would have been perfect. It was 99% 🤘

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u/chiaratara Indiana Hoosiers • Hawai'i Rainbow Warriors Sep 13 '26

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