r/CFB • u/CFB_Referee /r/CFB • Sep 13 '26

Postgame Thread [Postgame Thread] Texas Defeats Ohio State 24-23

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Team 1 2 3 4 T
Ohio State 10 10 3 0 23
Texas 0 3 0 21 24
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u/Trepanation87 Texas Longhorns Sep 13 '26

Holy shit Holly is so mad

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u/Alkibiades415 Georgia Bulldogs • Stanford Cardinal Sep 13 '26

SEC: "Hey Sark, we have this contract with ESPN that compels us to talk to their media during the game at certain points."

Sark: "Fuck that, fuck you, and try to punish me. What, will you vote to kick Texas out of the SEC?"

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u/TurtleManRoshi LSU Tigers Sep 13 '26

SEC Shorts please put this into the script.

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u/Fugacity- Iowa State • St. Thomas Sep 13 '26

Pole Assassin+monkey cameo as well please 🙏

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u/X_Circuit_Blossom_X Purdue • Michigan State Sep 13 '26

He did techinally give an answer. Hook em

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u/MrMegiddo Texas Longhorns • TCU Horned Frogs Sep 13 '26

People can hate on him all they want but I fucking love this guy.

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u/Formal_Potential2198 Arizona State • Texas Sep 13 '26

It's nice just having a coach who rides with his players. Haven't had that since Mack 

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u/master_roshis_hat Nebraska Cornhuskers Sep 13 '26

I'm usually a Texas hater but I fully support any and every middle finger to ESPN.

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u/TwoKingSlayer Texas Longhorns Sep 13 '26

I hate first half sark, but I love second half sark.

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u/gwaydms SMU Mustangs Sep 13 '26

Sark: "I'm just here so I don't get fined."

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u/vy2005 Texas Longhorns Sep 13 '26

Who gives a fuck?? Hahaha