r/CFB • /r/CFB • 27d ago

Postgame Thread [Postgame Thread] Ole Miss Defeats LSU 32-24

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Team 1 2 3 4 T
LSU 0 7 14 3 24
Ole Miss 10 14 0 8 32
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u/moby323 Clemson Tigers 27d ago edited 27d ago

“I just want to say glory to god, thank you Jesus, and hotty fucking toddy”

Trinidad Chambliss.

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u/WWECreativegenius Notre Dame • North Carolina 27d ago

The holy Trinidad

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u/moby323 Clemson Tigers 27d ago

Straight from the Ole Testament.

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u/IllRest2396 Oklahoma Sooners 27d ago

Chambliss 1:1: In the beginning Lane Kiffin betrayed the Volunteers

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u/forevertheorangemen2 Syracuse • Ben Schwartzwalder Tro… 27d ago

*Chambliss 32:24

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u/OldGodsProphet Michigan Wolverines 27d ago

Man i love when these jokes just write themselves. Amazing.

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u/fm22fnam Ohio State • Tennessee 27d ago

God allowed it

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u/ThrowawayAdvice1800 Alabama Crimson Tide • Sickos 27d ago

That shit will be on t-shirts before noon tomorrow. 

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u/zdh989 Arkansas Razorbacks 27d ago

Honestly, legendary quote. All timer.

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u/Frictionizer Alabama Crimson Tide • Arkansas Razorbacks 27d ago

My deeply southern Baptist facebook home page is having conniptions

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u/dagreenman18 UCF Knights • Team Chaos 27d ago

The father, the son, and the Hotty Toddy

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u/bogibso 27d ago

“I just want to say glory to god, thank you Jesus, and hotty fucking toddy”— Trinidad Chambliss

  • Michael Scott

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u/PshhhhhhhUnreal Alabama Crimson Tide • Troy Trojans 27d ago

Put it on a plaque outside the stadium

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u/AgsMydude Texas A&M Aggies • UTSA Roadrunners 27d ago

"I just got three things to say: God bless our troops, God bless America, and gentlemen, start your engines!"

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u/tracefacecyberspace 27d ago

a year older than jaxon dart

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u/AP8882018 27d ago

God looks at the heart 🫡👆🏽

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u/AgsMydude Texas A&M Aggies • UTSA Roadrunners 27d ago

"I just got three things to say: God bless our troops, God bless America, and gentlemen, start your engines!"

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u/0110_OK_Rainbows Illinois Fighting Illini 27d ago

Straight Outta Chronicles

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u/Party_Size_ North Dakota State Bison 27d ago

6th senior who should be in the NFL btw.
Which is exactly what everyone in this sub hated in Lane for lmao.

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u/GardenDesign23 Indiana Hoosiers 27d ago

Eh, dudes like 25. Like bro just appreciate you were allowed back, no need to say words like that when kids are watching

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u/wote89 Vanderbilt • South Alabama 27d ago

What exactly are the kids being shielded from here, again? Does the word "fuck" possess dark powers unknown to me beyond its polymorphism?

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u/SmellyJellyfish Iowa Hawkeyes • I'm A Loser 27d ago

Saying "fuck," "shit" and "god damn it" are horrendous sins, but letting your 7 year old simulate massacring people in Fortnite/CoD/GTA is fair game

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u/CptnNinja Texas Longhorns • Swansea Titans 27d ago

It's 10:30, kids have been asleep for a while now

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u/Irreverant77 Tennessee Volunteers 27d ago

PSA It's 10 o'clock. Do you know where your kids are?

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u/Chiron17 Notre Dame • Jeweled Shillelagh 27d ago

I told you yesterday! No!

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u/IfTheHouseBurnsDown Oklahoma • Red River Shootout 27d ago

Not mine. Daughter came down after going to bed at 8pm asking if OU won. I told her yes. Didn’t tell her the final score 🥲

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u/Atom-the-conqueror Oregon Ducks • Pac-12 27d ago

Laaaaaaaaameeeeee, Hotty Fucking Toddy

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u/Superbomb-122 WKU • Lindsey Wilson 27d ago

Jesus did you teleport in from 1955? Kids hear worse from their own parents than the TV