Homie’s in real trouble when he discovers that Mississippi’s army national guard contingent has almost 30% more members than Louisiana’s, not to mention that Mississippi’s working with 97 armories compared to Louisiana’s 67.
Yeah, but the MSARNG also has the 155th ABCT, so they'll probably have all their deuce-and-a-halfs on blocks, half the Strykers wrecked by drunk driving, setting up prostitution rings in their tents, and pillaging their own towns on the way to Louisiana.
Leave it to the Aggie to know the state of readiness difference between individual states. By the way that wasn't a military secret was it? If it was I would delete it before someone in your command finds it.
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u/Bondorian Ohio State Buckeyes • Oregon Ducks 27d ago
Writing up the declaration of war as we speak