[Postgame Thread] Ole Miss Defeats LSU 32-24

[u/CFB_Referee]

Box Score provided by ESPN

Team	1	2	3	4	T
LSU	0	7	14	3	24
Ole Miss	10	14	0	8	32

[u/XxDrOctagonapusxX]

Somebody check in on Louisianas governor

[u/Bondorian → u/XxDrOctagonapusxX]

Writing up the declaration of war as we speak

[u/JohnPaulDavyJones → u/Bondorian]

Homie’s in real trouble when he discovers that Mississippi’s army national guard contingent has almost 30% more members than Louisiana’s, not to mention that Mississippi’s working with 97 armories compared to Louisiana’s 67.

[u/magnumapplepi → u/JohnPaulDavyJones]

Wow. I didn’t know that. Learn something new everyday

[u/JohnPaulDavyJones → u/magnumapplepi]

Yeah, Mississippi’s state guard is huge compared to the state’s population. Kind of an oddity.

[u/Qtoy → u/JohnPaulDavyJones]

Yeah, but the MSARNG also has the 155th ABCT, so they'll probably have all their deuce-and-a-halfs on blocks, half the Strykers wrecked by drunk driving, setting up prostitution rings in their tents, and pillaging their own towns on the way to Louisiana.

[u/No_Butterscotch8726 → u/JohnPaulDavyJones]

Leave it to the Aggie to know the state of readiness difference between individual states. By the way that wasn't a military secret was it? If it was I would delete it before someone in your command finds it.

[u/JohnPaulDavyJones → u/No_Butterscotch8726]

Nah, I just worked for state gov’t for a decade before I became an Aggie, so I happened to know where to go to find those particular stats.

[u/No_Butterscotch8726 → u/JohnPaulDavyJones]

Alright. Good. I just wasn't sure if you were getting yourself in trouble.

[u/JohnPaulDavyJones → u/No_Butterscotch8726]

Nope, but I appreciate you looking out!