[Postgame Thread] Ole Miss Defeats LSU 32-24

[u/CFB_Referee]

Box Score provided by ESPN

Team	1	2	3	4	T
LSU	0	7	14	3	24
Ole Miss	10	14	0	8	32

[u/XxDrOctagonapusxX]

Somebody check in on Louisianas governor

[u/Bondorian → u/XxDrOctagonapusxX]

Writing up the declaration of war as we speak

[u/StlCyclone → u/Bondorian]

You mean running to a judge in Baton Rouge to get a court order over turning the results.

[u/dog_in_da_park → u/Bondorian]

Would this be Civil War II

[u/JohnPaulDavyJones → u/Bondorian]

Homie’s in real trouble when he discovers that Mississippi’s army national guard contingent has almost 30% more members than Louisiana’s, not to mention that Mississippi’s working with 97 armories compared to Louisiana’s 67.

[u/magnumapplepi → u/JohnPaulDavyJones]

Wow. I didn’t know that. Learn something new everyday

[u/JohnPaulDavyJones → u/magnumapplepi]

Yeah, Mississippi’s state guard is huge compared to the state’s population. Kind of an oddity.

[u/Qtoy → u/JohnPaulDavyJones]

Yeah, but the MSARNG also has the 155th ABCT, so they'll probably have all their deuce-and-a-halfs on blocks, half the Strykers wrecked by drunk driving, setting up prostitution rings in their tents, and pillaging their own towns on the way to Louisiana.

[u/No_Butterscotch8726 → u/JohnPaulDavyJones]

Leave it to the Aggie to know the state of readiness difference between individual states. By the way that wasn't a military secret was it? If it was I would delete it before someone in your command finds it.

[u/JohnPaulDavyJones → u/No_Butterscotch8726]

Nah, I just worked for state gov’t for a decade before I became an Aggie, so I happened to know where to go to find those particular stats.

[u/No_Butterscotch8726 → u/JohnPaulDavyJones]

Alright. Good. I just wasn't sure if you were getting yourself in trouble.

[u/JohnPaulDavyJones → u/No_Butterscotch8726]

Nope, but I appreciate you looking out!

[u/No_Needleworker5270 → u/XxDrOctagonapusxX]

If this game happened on Louisiana soil, I'm sure he would have issued an executive order declaring LSU the winner.

[u/YetiRoosevelt → u/XxDrOctagonapusxX]

Millions must be siphoned from the state educational budget

[u/LegallyAFlamingo → u/YetiRoosevelt]

Jokes on you. They got rid of that budget decades ago.

[u/JohnPaulDavyJones → u/YetiRoosevelt]

This presumes that there are millions to be siphoned off the education budget.

Having met a few beneficiaries of their wonderful public education system, I cannot imagine that their annual education budget is greater than about fifteen bucks and an AMC gift card.

[u/SaltyBarDog → u/XxDrOctagonapusxX]

Check that senator Foghorn Dickhorn isn't writing legislation to have LSU declared the winner.

[u/kjp811 → u/XxDrOctagonapusxX]

He probably left early.

[u/StasRutt → u/XxDrOctagonapusxX]

Furiously trying to get an injunction to reverse the ending

[u/tericket → u/XxDrOctagonapusxX]

He’s currently under my desk doing that neck thing

[u/y3llowed → u/XxDrOctagonapusxX]

He can’t be reached. Too busy seeing if he can get a TRO against the NCAA to prevent them from recording the outcome of the game.

[u/IrishTexan62 → u/XxDrOctagonapusxX]

He's probably going to spend more time debating with Lane Kiffin than his challenger to governor in the next election.

[u/LinkSeekeroftheNora → u/XxDrOctagonapusxX]

He's probably going to take this anger out on Greenland.

[u/bighootay → u/XxDrOctagonapusxX]

He's too busy sucking on SpaceX's dick and getting a bajillion in bribes, I mean, investments

[u/AccomplishedSugar333 → u/XxDrOctagonapusxX]

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