r/CFB • u/Moose4KU Ohio State Buckeyes • Kansas Jayhawks • 21d ago

Video [Highlight] Oklahoma @ Georgia: John Mateer does a Jameis Winston impression, fumbling the ball unforced into a 85 yard Georgia TD

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u/Kdot32 Houston Cougars • LSU Tigers 21d ago

Same. Dude fucking sucks

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u/multiple4 South Carolina • 九州産業大学 (Kyushu … 21d ago

Insane to think he was 1st or top 3 in Heisman odds not long ago

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u/LithHarborGymLeader USC Trojans 21d ago

Mateer is living off his like 1 good year at Washington state

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u/WestCoastToGoldCoast Washington State • Northwestern 21d ago

He only even had like 3/4 of a good season at that. The last three games were L’s at 4-6 New Mexico, at 4-6 Oregon State, and at home vs 2-9 Wyoming.

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u/FooFootheSnew Washington State Cougars 21d ago

Transferred and got the bag. And, Cam Ward parlayed his WSU to Miami pathway perfectly into the #1 pick, so I assume Mateer thought it would go the same way.

Idk I would rather just be the king of Pullman for 3 years and get sponsored by Busch Lite, but I am a simple man.

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u/Unrelenting_Salsa LSU Tigers • Georgia Bulldogs 20d ago

Make it a PBR sponsorship or I'm walking.

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u/FooFootheSnew Washington State Cougars 17d ago

Best I can do is a warm Rainier tall boy and some Cougar Gold Cheese. Take it or leave it

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u/CieraVotedOutHerMom South Carolina Gamecocks 21d ago

The offense was great against Oregon State though. Defense and stupid fumbles caused the loss

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u/Doggcow Washington State Cougars 21d ago

Look how Oklahoma massacred my boy

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u/FooFootheSnew Washington State Cougars 21d ago

At least he got us an Apple Cup, back when it still mattered more. Jayden De Laura too, if we're talking about dudes that transferred and sucked elsewhere.

Funny story about that De Laura Apple Cup. I was at a bar in Cour De Alene, Idaho, and me and my FIL were the only ones with Coug jerseys on. Surprisingly, at least a dozen people were rooting for the Huskies. And so everyone else there who had no rooting interest, so about two dozen people, mostly started rooting for the Cougs after a while. Why?

Because my drunk ass a eventually announced I'd buy shots for every time we scored a TD.

...and we scored 40 points. It was the most drunk I'd been in years, and I peed in my kid's sleeping bag at my inlaws house. The in laws had no idea why I was doing lots of laundry at 7am the next day. Go Cougs.

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u/BiteyHorse 21d ago

This might be the most WSU comment ever.

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u/Mike_with_Wings Florida • North Carolina 21d ago

It’s the “Go Cougs” that makes it art

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u/MkEnterprise 21d ago

It’s a damn miracle you woke up, let alone at 7am😭🤣

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u/FooFootheSnew Washington State Cougars 20d ago

I got really fuckin' drunk last night, smoked a bunch of dope till 5 in the morning, ended up passing out in a sewer pipe, it's a little cramped back there and my back is a little sore but, I slept there had a pretty good sleep, I still had to get up early this morning, cause I got responsibles now. I growed up, got kids, a lot of people say you can't smoke dope and get drunk when you have kids, but that's not true, you can, but you still gotta get up in the morning. That's being responsible and being a man. I'm hung over and burnt out, but that's what being a good dad's all about.

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u/dramaIIama Michigan Wolverines 19d ago

Low key inspirational, cheers brother

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u/stanrapisch Bowdoin Polar Bears • Washington Huskies 20d ago

Respectfully. The most WSU post of the year.

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u/TheGhostOfBobStoops Oklahoma Sooners 21d ago

He’s so fucking bad lol

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u/LogicianMission22 Utah Utes • Big 12 20d ago

Utah almost got him and ArBUMckle instead of Dampier and Beck lol. We dodged a massive bullet.

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u/FarmAcceptable4649 West Virginia Mountaineers 21d ago

LMAO

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u/dustincb2 Oklahoma Sooners 21d ago

Insane that anybody thought that lmao

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u/Pauliehatestheadmins Georgia Bulldogs 21d ago

Someone call General Booty to save this offense

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u/EIiteJT Texas Longhorns • Team Chaos 20d ago

Booty here. Give me half of what Mateer makes and I'll show you that booty.

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u/brickwallbimbo 21d ago

Spencer Rattler also was when he was at OU. Eh.

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u/vindictivejazz Oklahoma State • Bedlam Bell 21d ago

Rattler at least has the excuse of being under Lincoln Riley who has just has 3 different guys put up heisman level seasons.

When has Venebles ever shown that he/his staff can develop a QB?

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u/dustincb2 Oklahoma Sooners 21d ago

We were spoiled for a minute tbf and he got caught up at the tail end of that

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u/SpencerRattler Oklahoma Sooners 21d ago

:(

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u/Kdot32 Houston Cougars • LSU Tigers 21d ago

I thought I was getting trolled

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u/RustleTheMussel Ohio State Buckeyes 21d ago

I don't know why they try to gaslight us into thinking QBs can miraculously grow a brain lol

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u/graviton_ghost Oregon Ducks 21d ago

You did

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u/Insectshelf3 Oklahoma • Red River Shootout 21d ago

anybody who thought that should be immediately disqualified from talking about sports in any capacity for the rest of their lives.

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u/Lanky-Maize-1242 Memphis Tigers 21d ago

Bro you don’t understand! He literally hurt his thumb only 53 weeks ago! He’s playing injured!

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u/Kdot32 Houston Cougars • LSU Tigers 21d ago

Hes just a kid!

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u/BigManWAGun Texas Longhorns • Red River Shootout 21d ago

4 more years, 4 more years..

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u/bangarangrufiOO West Virginia Mountaineers 21d ago

No givesies backsies.

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u/theotherhemsworth Texas Longhorns • Summertime Lover 21d ago

Relax big dog

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u/FarmAcceptable4649 West Virginia Mountaineers 21d ago

It doesn't Mateer, they are done anyway lol

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u/welguisz Texas Longhorns • Tyler JC Apaches 21d ago

Just make sure he is the QB in 2 weeks.

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u/AgrajagTheProlonged Auburn Tigers • Kennesaw State Owls 21d ago

He definitely doesn’t seem to be having the best day today

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u/Aint_EZ_bein_AZ 21d ago

He was so good at wsu. Coulda been a legend.