r/CFB • u/Moose4KU Ohio State Buckeyes • Kansas Jayhawks • 21d ago

Video [Highlight] Oklahoma @ Georgia: John Mateer does a Jameis Winston impression, fumbling the ball unforced into a 85 yard Georgia TD

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u/Doggcow Washington State Cougars 21d ago

Look how Oklahoma massacred my boy

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u/FooFootheSnew Washington State Cougars 21d ago

At least he got us an Apple Cup, back when it still mattered more. Jayden De Laura too, if we're talking about dudes that transferred and sucked elsewhere.

Funny story about that De Laura Apple Cup. I was at a bar in Cour De Alene, Idaho, and me and my FIL were the only ones with Coug jerseys on. Surprisingly, at least a dozen people were rooting for the Huskies. And so everyone else there who had no rooting interest, so about two dozen people, mostly started rooting for the Cougs after a while. Why?

Because my drunk ass a eventually announced I'd buy shots for every time we scored a TD.

...and we scored 40 points. It was the most drunk I'd been in years, and I peed in my kid's sleeping bag at my inlaws house. The in laws had no idea why I was doing lots of laundry at 7am the next day. Go Cougs.

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u/BiteyHorse 21d ago

This might be the most WSU comment ever.

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u/Mike_with_Wings Florida • North Carolina 21d ago

It’s the “Go Cougs” that makes it art

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u/MkEnterprise 21d ago

It’s a damn miracle you woke up, let alone at 7am😭🤣

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u/FooFootheSnew Washington State Cougars 20d ago

I got really fuckin' drunk last night, smoked a bunch of dope till 5 in the morning, ended up passing out in a sewer pipe, it's a little cramped back there and my back is a little sore but, I slept there had a pretty good sleep, I still had to get up early this morning, cause I got responsibles now. I growed up, got kids, a lot of people say you can't smoke dope and get drunk when you have kids, but that's not true, you can, but you still gotta get up in the morning. That's being responsible and being a man. I'm hung over and burnt out, but that's what being a good dad's all about.

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u/dramaIIama Michigan Wolverines 19d ago

Low key inspirational, cheers brother

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u/stanrapisch Bowdoin Polar Bears • Washington Huskies 20d ago

Respectfully. The most WSU post of the year.

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u/TheGhostOfBobStoops Oklahoma Sooners 21d ago

He’s so fucking bad lol

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u/LogicianMission22 Utah Utes • Big 12 20d ago

Utah almost got him and ArBUMckle instead of Dampier and Beck lol. We dodged a massive bullet.