r/CFB • u/CFB_Referee /r/CFB • 21d ago

Postgame Thread [Postgame Thread] Iowa Defeats Michigan 20-19

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Iowa 7 0 0 13 20
Michigan 7 3 3 6 19
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u/wit_T_user_name Ohio State Buckeyes • Ohio Bobcats 21d ago

And he didn’t even do anything funny like throw a shoe.

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u/your-mom-- Michigan • Defiance 21d ago

Or whip his metaphorical ding dong out and pee everywhere

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u/Undella_Town Florida State Seminoles 21d ago

tbf that was an all time goated moment to do that then go on and put up 4 more sacks

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u/Bigbysjackingfist Liberty Flames • Harvard Crimson 21d ago

Bruh, sometimes you gotta whip it out and take 15

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u/Chinese-dog Texas Longhorns • Texas State Bobcats 20d ago

They should make it a rule that you get one free R Celly if you get 5 sacks in 1 game

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u/Bigbysjackingfist Liberty Flames • Harvard Crimson 20d ago

Fuckin A!

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u/tracy_ogbert_jordan 20d ago

It ain't right, but by God he's earned it

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u/binzoma Miami Hurricanes • Waterloo Warriors 21d ago

metaphorically, he pissed all over michigan/fans though

I thought it was just as funny personally!

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u/x15ninja15x Nebraska Cornhuskers • Team Chaos 20d ago

I only half heard it, but did the ref say "simulating a weapon" for that unsportsmanlike penalty? If so, that's hilarious

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u/ASK_ABT_MY_USERNAME UCLA Bruins 21d ago

Or simulate peeing.

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u/exodus2_22 Florida Gators 21d ago

I’m in a good mood tonight let’s not ruin it plz

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u/frahmer86 LSU Tigers • Eastern Michigan Eagles 21d ago

Or pretend he was pissing on the field.

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u/TheNastyCasty Texas Longhorns • Red River Shootout 21d ago

Or pretend to pee all over the QB.

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u/RunningonGin0323 UAlbany Great Danes 20d ago

Who throws a shoe? Honestly!