Let it be known further, that they are bottom of the shoe dogshit that have been surpassed time and time again. I haven’t seen those dunderheaded fucks win against Oregon since I was a freshman — in HIGH SCHOOL. Sorry, but the Pete Carroll days are over.
And don’t get me started on whitewashed Lane Kiffin. Motherfucker’s been born on third base since he was fetching Bob Stoops his water and STILL doesn’t know that defense exists as a nine-year head coach. Nice air raid, dickhead, now watch even RUTGERS burn your defense worse than your shitty little brisket. Adolf Lincler has been given more resources, money, and faith than Clay Helton just to come out with a WHOPPING .672 win % compared to Helton’s meager .657 during his time with the broken condoms. Kudos to you, Lincoln, for pulling off the biggest financial frah us has seen since celebrities paid their way for their kids’ enrollment
Truthfully, I should say that USC should fire him into the sun. However, it has been a fantastic cycle of satisfaction, year in and year out since he decided to take up the mantle and continuously give that fan base unlimited hope only to disappoint them the same way each in every time. And I know, I know, stones from glass houses coming from an Oregon fan with disappointment; but what separates organ from USC is that our fans show up to our stadium, we win the conferences, and we make the playoffs – something that USC has not achieved since the PS2 was widely available.
And one more thing— thank you to the USC faithful who decided to show up to Autzen South; sure doesn’t seem like there’s much better to do on a Saturday night in LA than watch the Ducks kick their feet up on USC’s couch and leave mud on it!
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u/mechnick2 Oregon Ducks • Miami Hurricanes 20d ago edited 20d ago
Let it be known that USC is some punk ass bitches
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Let it be known further, that they are bottom of the shoe dogshit that have been surpassed time and time again. I haven’t seen those dunderheaded fucks win against Oregon since I was a freshman — in HIGH SCHOOL. Sorry, but the Pete Carroll days are over.
And don’t get me started on whitewashed Lane Kiffin. Motherfucker’s been born on third base since he was fetching Bob Stoops his water and STILL doesn’t know that defense exists as a nine-year head coach. Nice air raid, dickhead, now watch even RUTGERS burn your defense worse than your shitty little brisket. Adolf Lincler has been given more resources, money, and faith than Clay Helton just to come out with a WHOPPING .672 win % compared to Helton’s meager .657 during his time with the broken condoms. Kudos to you, Lincoln, for pulling off the biggest financial frah us has seen since celebrities paid their way for their kids’ enrollment
Truthfully, I should say that USC should fire him into the sun. However, it has been a fantastic cycle of satisfaction, year in and year out since he decided to take up the mantle and continuously give that fan base unlimited hope only to disappoint them the same way each in every time. And I know, I know, stones from glass houses coming from an Oregon fan with disappointment; but what separates organ from USC is that our fans show up to our stadium, we win the conferences, and we make the playoffs – something that USC has not achieved since the PS2 was widely available.
And one more thing— thank you to the USC faithful who decided to show up to Autzen South; sure doesn’t seem like there’s much better to do on a Saturday night in LA than watch the Ducks kick their feet up on USC’s couch and leave mud on it!