r/CFB • u/Ok-Soil-5133 Notre Dame Fighting Irish • 21d ago
Casual [mendoza] Dan Lanning with another shot at USC to end his presser: "Three wins against these guys. I guess if you're interested in winning football games and you're from this area, you should go to Oregon. If you want to go to a Chris Brown concert, you should go here."
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u/CharlemagneOfTheUSA Oregon Ducks • Arizona State Sun Devils 21d ago
Idc who you root for, we can all agree that Chris Brown sucks, right?
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u/CumAssault Baylor Bears • Texas A&M Aggies 21d ago
Chris Brown just hits different. As in, hits women. He’s a POS
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u/Routine-Water-3788 Notre Dame Fighting Irish 21d ago
The wild thing is women know this and still want to fuck him.
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u/lucash7 Oregon Ducks • Southern Oregon Raiders 21d ago edited 21d ago
I mean, there are people that want to play for SC.
So some people do stupid things
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u/Obi-wan_Jabroni Kentucky Wildcats • Army Black Knights 21d ago
Mama says “stupid is as stupid does”
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u/dimmyfarm /r/CFB Donor • Sickos 21d ago
Being a combination of rich, famous, or talented will make a lot of people look the other way on a lot of flaws.
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u/willtwerkf0rfood 21d ago
Yuuuup. SNL literally did a sketch tonight about women going up on stage during the Usher/Chris Brown tour
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u/Viper_ACR Illinois Fighting Illini 20d ago
Yep. Met 2 girls at a rave that are die hard fans even after all of this shit came out 20 years ago
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u/Force_14 Michigan • Michigan State 20d ago
My coworkers went to see him in concert and they both joked about wanting to go onstage and flirt with him. I really dont get it
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u/thecarlosdanger1 Notre Dame • Cornell 21d ago
Not Jasmine Crockett, made sure he’s recognized in the congressional record for contributions to music lol
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u/FrivolousMe California Golden Bears • Sickos 21d ago
This was the nail in the coffin, a lot of people were insisting she was a bona fide quality progressive politician but the red flags were always there. The weird Chris Brown stuff solidified it.
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u/BuckeyeForLife95 Ohio State Buckeyes 20d ago
People confused "loudly partisan" with "progressive".
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u/alexanderwarriorjarr 21d ago
It's like she lost the senate primary and decided all of that good will she had built up wasn't worth anything and flushed it down the toilet.
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u/KT_BuckeyeBillsBabe Ohio State Buckeyes • Salad Bowl 21d ago
As a woman I don’t claim her. And I think Chris Brown is a bitch.
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u/samhit_n Ohio State Buckeyes 21d ago
Cancel culture can sometimes go too far, but Chris Brown is an example where it hasn’t gone far enough.
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u/Aesir_Auditor Oregon Ducks • 上武大学 (Jobu) Mean Fighting Machine 21d ago
Lmfao. Chris Brown is in town tonight. So he can claim plausible deniability but everybody knows what else he’s referencing
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u/carguymt Kentucky Wildcats 21d ago
Imagine he employs a graduate assistant just to research and supply him with random facts and current events he can use for trash talk.
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u/entenduintransit Michigan Wolverines • Syracuse Orange 21d ago
If I had a multi-million dollar salary I'd pay someone six figures to be on retainer for this kind of shit absolutely.
Yeah it's nice to make $11 million, but what's even nicer is making $10.9 million and being equipped to completely vanquish your opponents verbally at all times
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u/objectsinthemirror92 Colorado Buffaloes 21d ago
Please fill me in I am out of the loop
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u/buttgers Rutgers Scarlet Knights 20d ago
He's also calling the players trashy without outright saying it.
Want to win football games? Come to UO.
Want to watch shitty Chris Brown and similar crap? Come to USC.
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u/shmargus Oregon Ducks • Pac-12 Gone Dark 21d ago
Chris Brown famously beats up defenseless women
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u/objectsinthemirror92 Colorado Buffaloes 21d ago
I understood that much but I also understood Dante Moore to be a man so I was confused lol
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u/thesuch Oregon Ducks • Pac-12 21d ago
I know some people in LA seeing Billy Strings at The Forum tonight as well. Lanning knew exactly what he was doing
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u/floridorito North Carolina • Dartmouth 21d ago
That reference wouldn't really make sense. Everyone knows who Chris Brown is.
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u/Radiant-Instance8857 USC Trojans 21d ago
Deserved slander for a program with a rotten culture. Glorious hatewatch tonight
And yes I’m a usc fan. And yes this is a hatewatch because I hate watching this team
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u/IsEqualToKel USC Trojans • Old Dominion Monarchs 21d ago
It's time for the Lincoln Riley era to end.
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u/Mtndrums Oregon Ducks • Montana Grizzlies 21d ago
Sahara Brisket is back on the hot seat!
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u/Revenge_of_the_Khaki Michigan Wolverines 21d ago
For fuck’s sake. Take it off the hot seat! It’s dry enough as it is!
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u/MisguidedPants8 Mississippi State Bulldogs 21d ago
You can do something hilarious and go get Lane Kiffin
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u/coolhandluck Oklahoma Sooners • Big 8 21d ago
You bought him. You own him. Even though our offense sucks ass. Fuck 'em
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u/BigBooce LSU Tigers • Louisiana Tech Bulldogs 21d ago
At least you don’t have to worry about your team being shitheads. With Lincoln you gotta deal with both a shitty offense and shitty players
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u/BobStoops401K Oklahoma Sooners 20d ago
I think you mean shitty defense, but yes the Lincoln Riley culture was always disgusting. A bunch of thuggish showboating and no real grit and toughness. Venables offense is struggling, but the moral character of the program is not in question
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u/Dongsquad420BlazeIt USC Trojans • Army Black Knights 21d ago
Stinking Lincoln is Clay Helton with Caleb Williams instead of Sam Darnold
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u/VetteMiata USC Trojans • Michigan Wolverines 21d ago
Clay Helton won a rose bowl
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u/darthspurrier Florida Gators 21d ago
Which is weird because when he got hired my thought was that USC was finally going to get serious about being back as a college football championship contender.
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u/twoinvenice USC Trojans • Paper Bag 21d ago
No he’s Lane Kiffin at USC. Got the job in the big seat before actually knowing what it takes to be a HC, then just looks and sounds dumb in front of the camera when people regularly call him on the glaringly obvious deficiencies that are his job to fix
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u/LGWalkway Oklahoma Sooners • Paper Bag 21d ago
Send Riley back to OU as our OC lol
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u/tankc69 Georgia Bulldogs 21d ago
He’s to afraid of the SEC, he probably hates that USC moved to the Big 10 and is doing everything he can do to get fired while still looking like a viable coach for Baylor or Texas tech.
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u/aksoileau LSU Tigers 21d ago
Bro clearly thought he could cakewalk the old Pac12 and create a legacy only to be a complete afterthought. He went from football royalty to oh yeah he still coaches that team that cant stop a nosebleed.
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u/TheSavageDonut Paper Bag • Surrender Cobra 21d ago
The truth is when any Conference opponent can score at will on your team, I don't think Lincoln Riley and his fancy playbook are worth it.
I really am mystified why Oklahoma is so anemic on offense, as I am mystified that this year, of all the years in Lincoln Riley's tenure, is probably going to shape up to be his worst season ever. I really am clueless with the state of USC football.
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u/Intelligent_Dress347 Alabama Crimson Tide • Georgia Bulldogs 21d ago
The Gary Patterson hire is legit crazy to me.
It’s one of those hires that doesn’t get critiqued because GP is a big name, but the dude is 65 years old, basically crashed out at TCU his last 3-4 years and has spent the last 6 years either out of the sport or in a non-playcalling role.
It was a batshit hire!
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u/TheSavageDonut Paper Bag • Surrender Cobra 21d ago
D'Anton Lynn quit on USC 15 minutes before kick-off against TCU last year, and hiring Gary Patterson seemed like a good move at the time, but yeah, we have too many transfer players on defense, and they are average players who really aren't getting any better no matter who we throw a headset on and call our DC.
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u/DweltElephant0 Notre Dame • Wyoming 21d ago
USC haters in heaven rn (it’s me im USC haters)
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u/RamblinWreckGT Georgia Tech Yellow Jackets 20d ago
I didn't care either way until that hit but now I'm one too.
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u/8YearHiatus Hawai'i Rainbow Warriors 21d ago
Here in Hawaii we don’t hate too often but FUCKA USC CHEEEEE HOOOOOOOO
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u/LGWalkway Oklahoma Sooners • Paper Bag 21d ago
DAMN! That last sentence really hits!
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u/DerpyFortuneTeller USC Trojans • Penn State Nittany Lions 21d ago
I mean, let’s be real. If we are comparing Oregon to the Lincoln Riley tenure, is he wrong? I really hope the boosters and Jen Cohen sees this tonight.
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u/jel2184 Utah Utes • Texas Longhorns 21d ago
Go for Kalani. He would be perfect for SC
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u/SPCsooprlolz BYU Cougars • Fresno State Bulldogs 21d ago
YOU SHUT YOUR DAMN MOUTH
but yeah I fear that exact scenario
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u/FrankSamples USC Trojans 21d ago
This feels like rock bottom for the program
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u/Agitated_Suspect2357 21d ago
I don't think tonight could have been more embarrassing for USC. The country thinks they are complete trash along with being soft
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u/anonymous50th USC Trojans • Hawai'i Rainbow Warriors 20d ago
I think the country’s right. All I can say is that I really hope this is rock bottom. And I was even a fan in the Hackett era.
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u/samhit_n Ohio State Buckeyes 21d ago
Rock bottom so far. Y'all still have us and Indiana on your schedule.
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u/Adept_Carpet UMass Minutemen • Team Chaos 21d ago
Oh damn UCLA is getting feisty? I love it.
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u/Chaotic-PopTart Team Chaos • Pop-Tarts Bowl 21d ago
btw I watched your late game last week. I’m very excited for you program.
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u/RollofDuctTape BCS Championship 21d ago
It was rock bottom after the players celebrated a dude having a seizure on the field
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u/GarconMeansBoyGeorge Washington • Pacific Lutheran 21d ago
That time is now. This is after they did that.
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u/Goducks91 Oregon Ducks • Iowa State Cyclones 20d ago
Man if we have you guys on our side you know it was really embarrassing for our opponent.
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u/Loracfro USC Trojans 21d ago
The thing that really fucks me off is our program is filled with talented freshmen right now who are going to be steeped in this shit culture that Lincoln is allowing to fester.
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u/Imaginary-Case3976 21d ago
You must have missed the Kiffin firing and Sark alcoholism times.
We just aren’t that good; high expectations that the team can’t live up too
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u/Radiant_Sherbert7272 Ohio State Buckeyes • Georgia Bulldogs 21d ago
I guess these team won't be sending each other fruit baskets or Christmas cards.
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u/KillingTime_ForNow Oregon Ducks 21d ago
I'd send USC a whole bunch of durian wrapped in surstromming.
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u/Systemic_Chaos Oregon Ducks • Minnesota Golden Gophers 21d ago
Yo I’m pretty sure that’s a war crime
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u/token_reddit USC Trojans • Arizona State Sun Devils 21d ago
Every right to talk that way. He could be seriously injured. USC has a target on them now. Meanwhile UCLA is playing some great football.
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u/VetteMiata USC Trojans • Michigan Wolverines 21d ago
I hate that I’m rooting for all the success for ucla this year
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u/Revenge_of_the_Khaki Michigan Wolverines 21d ago
Your flairs just might be the most popular teams in football this season.
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u/FieryTitmouse55 Alabama Crimson Tide 21d ago
He most likely is seriously injured. The twitching was very unnerving to watch. I hope he heals up soon.
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u/sleepthetablet Notre Dame Fighting Irish 21d ago
objectively funny; watched the game while working the Chris Brown show
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u/RocketChris87 Ohio State Buckeyes • Toledo Rockets 20d ago
I love everyone coming together today to shit on USC.
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u/sourcreamonionhummus Oregon Ducks 21d ago
this team still kinda sucks but it's nice that everybody likes us for a second lol
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u/Electronic-Title4194 Alabama Crimson Tide • Team Chaos 21d ago
We just hate USC
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u/WildWest05 Alabama Crimson Tide • Army Black Knights 21d ago
Some people around here aren't old enough to remember Carroll's USC, easily a top 10 hated fanbase in their heyday.
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u/KOHILOOR Oregon Ducks 21d ago
I hated that USC with a passion but they had the players.
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u/WildWest05 Alabama Crimson Tide • Army Black Knights 21d ago
Pound for pound, some of the best teams to ever play the sport.
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u/Systemic_Chaos Oregon Ducks • Minnesota Golden Gophers 21d ago
We’re still gonna take it, if even for a moment
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u/-tripleu USC Trojans • Arizona State Sun Devils 21d ago
Even I hate USC right now because I stopped watching them since they left the PAC.
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u/VetteMiata USC Trojans • Michigan Wolverines 21d ago
I’m rooting for usc to crash and burn so we can get rid of Lincoln Riley
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u/Mtndrums Oregon Ducks • Montana Grizzlies 21d ago
You know you really fucked up when you united all of college football behind us.
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u/OhTenGeneral Washington • Arizona State 21d ago
I was even rooting for y'all after that one
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u/BIRDSBEEZ Oregon Ducks 21d ago
I hope you guys beat the fuck out of them next week
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u/OhTenGeneral Washington • Arizona State 21d ago
I know it's a home game for them, but do you think we can get a USC coach tarmaced again anyway?
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u/AdministrativeBag703 21d ago
This is like that brief moment where Homelander and Butcher were on the same side while fighting Soldier Boy
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u/agtk Washington Huskies 21d ago
I still don't like Oregon one bit, but I can't take USC's side here. What a classless moment from them.
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u/cottoneyedjoe7 Oregon Ducks • Marching Band 21d ago
I still don’t like Washington either but I’ll sure as hell be rooting for y’all next week.
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u/Roughly_Olboy1488 21d ago
Same. I’ll lay aside the Huskie hate and hope you dudes beat the fucking breaks off those classless bastards.
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u/Admiral_Sarcasm Pacific (OR) • Oregon State 21d ago
The enemy of my enemy is still my enemy, but like I'm kinda glad they beat my other enemy belt to ass tonight
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u/NOTtigerking Fresno State • UANL 21d ago
I’m reminded of the suge knight line he gave at the source awards back in 95 or 96
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u/JustTheBeerLight 20d ago
Do you want Lincoln Riley dancing in your video? Or do you want to be an athlete?
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u/Real_Batu_Rem Ohio State Buckeyes 21d ago
“Trojans are for losers.”
-Dan Lanning
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u/KT_BuckeyeBillsBabe Ohio State Buckeyes • Salad Bowl 21d ago
Oregon is many things… fast is the first word that always comes to my mind. This is a team that operates FAST! They have been this way since Mariota. The key to beating them is getting ahead of them… and then staying there (trust me lol).
I also believe that Dan Lanning is not the kind of human who would tolerate his players behaving in the same manner Riley allowed. What Desmond did AFTER that hit made him a villain far more than the hit itself. There was 0 concern for an opposing player who he very well could have paralyzed.
There is a HUMAN element at play here - Lanning has that. To me, Lincoln Riley does not.
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u/CarterAC3 Michigan • Grand Valley State 21d ago
What Desmond did AFTER that hit
I thought Zeke Berry would be the biggest dumbass I'd see today
To outdo him is truly an accomplishment
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u/KOHILOOR Oregon Ducks 21d ago
Lanning is def not the type of coach to allow his players I act the way USC did this game. I’m sure quite a few of the guys of their sideline didn’t celebrate like the ones we saw but they sure as hell didn’t tell them to stop. That’s the me, myself and I culture they got there.
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u/BumbleLapse Utah Utes 21d ago edited 20d ago
Great points.
Desmond is a fucking idiot who’s going to get knocked out if he keeps that shit up, but Riley should be scrutinized just as harshly.
If I was the coach of USC, every sports tabloid in the country would be currently, frantically drafting articles titled things like “USC Football Coach Loses Temper and Embarrasses Player”
Edit: apparently bro’s name is “Desman.” I’d apologize, but “Desmond” is a less stupid name
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u/KT_BuckeyeBillsBabe Ohio State Buckeyes • Salad Bowl 21d ago
Go read what someone posted in the subreddit discussion about Riley’s response when asked why Desmond remained on the sideline.
I was all ready to go to sleep and now my blood is boiling.
I hope every single one of us sees that post
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u/IceColdMo USC Trojans • Northwestern Wildcats 21d ago
Son, if I were SC's AD, I'd be making moves IMMEDIATELY after reading/hearing that.
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u/GoldandBlue Notre Dame Fighting Irish 21d ago
Yup, AD is probably on the phone right now trying to get Oregon off the schedule.
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u/Bluegrass6 Kentucky Wildcats • Beer Barrel 20d ago
Chris Brown concerts you say? So that explains where that USC player learned to act like that
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u/sbballc11 Ohio State • Summertime Lover 21d ago edited 21d ago
All I can do is clap. Because damn. That statement was the ultimate burn.
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u/Serallas Notre Dame • Appalachian State 21d ago
Ahhh I love this so much, careful coach, usc might chicken out and cancel all future games with you since you keep beating them.
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u/theyquack Oregon Ducks • Whitworth Pirates 21d ago
They tried, but they couldn't keep us out of the B1G
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u/Borrominion Ohio State Buckeyes • Penn Quakers 21d ago
The postgame coach’s handshake looked much more congenial, haha
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u/Educational_Sky_1136 Indiana Hoosiers 21d ago
UCLA has the chance to do the funniest thing in two weeks.
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u/Existing-Stranger632 Oregon Ducks 21d ago
lol if UCLA beats Oregon that’d be insult to injury for USC (I don’t believe it’ll happen but maybe).
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u/LogicianMission22 Utah Utes • Big 12 21d ago
They might too. They look pretty good lol.
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u/Delicious_Cancel_708 UCLA Bruins 21d ago
Oh no. I appreciate the good vibes, but even Raiola is lightyears ahead of Iamaleava. It won’t happen unless Bob just lets our running backs go on every play.
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u/nunu135 California • Notre Dame 20d ago
I dont like oregon but man it feels good to see people pile on USC
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u/Crotean Michigan Wolverines • Clemson Tigers 20d ago
Lincoln Riley is rapidly becoming a lock for the most overrated coach in the history of the sport.
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u/Purple_Dragon Louisville Cardinals • Drexel Dragons 21d ago
This is what peak recruiting looks like. You may not like it, but this is what elite coaches do
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u/isit65outsideor Indiana Hoosiers • Utah Utes 21d ago
Got I love coaches talking shit, we’re not even mid season.
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u/dr_funk_13 Oregon Ducks • Big Ten 21d ago
Dan Lanning: "If you like people who beat the shit out of women, go to USC."
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u/UnderwaterB0i Auburn Tigers 20d ago
Welcome to the bottom USC. When Auburn had Freeze, I had no defense of the program. He was a terrible person, a bad football coach, our culture sucked, and we were (rightfully) the butt of every joke. It’ll get worse before it gets better.
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u/SgtHulkasBigToeJam Iowa Hawkeyes • Iowa State Cyclones 21d ago edited 21d ago
More brutal than Chris Partlow taking out Michael’s dad
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u/BBDBVAPA Penn State Nittany Lions 21d ago
Yoooooooo, hahahaha. What a sound bite. Dan Lanning coming for his corners.
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u/WinnieOllie7 21d ago
He’s allowed to say whatever he wants after that cheap shot on Dante Moore
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u/FrivolousMe California Golden Bears • Sickos 21d ago
I didn't know lanning had that dog in him, respect
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u/Dry-Membership3867 Jacksonville State • Arkansas 21d ago
GODDAMN!!!!! That last sentence is WILD!!!!
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u/Ok-Soil-5133 Notre Dame Fighting Irish 21d ago
The other shot
"I've watched three of their TV games. I haven't seen a game packed yet, but we were here, it was packed tonight. So I guess when the Ducks show up, that's how you fill up the Coliseum."