[Postgame Thread] Minnesota Defeats Michigan 20-14

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Box Score provided by ESPN

Team	1	2	3	4	T
Michigan	0	14	0	0	14
Minnesota	7	0	3	10	20

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Michigan is 1-4 against their last 5 Power Conference opponents.

They seemed to really like this stat a couple weeks ago, surely they’ll like it now!

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Look away, Oklahoma fans

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Fuck.

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Too late.

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Oklahoma must be turbo ass Mississippi State was able to boat race this Minnesota team lol 

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Mississippi state is better and they probably win that game anyway but if you watched that game you could tell the surprisingly high temps took an extra toll on the gophers, multiple players were cramping up after every play.

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Home field disadvantage for that one lol, if only we could have somehow played in November

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We are tanking for the number 1 pick

[u/MissileWaster → u/AlternativeLess5450]

My brother in Christ you have no idea

[u/FrogTrainer → u/AlternativeLess5450]

ass my dude

[u/YoungManYoda90 → u/AlternativeLess5450]

This was Minnesota's super bowl win, they don't care about Mississippi st

[u/Omgbrownies_ → u/YoungManYoda90]

Hold this L for me

[u/YoungManYoda90 → u/Omgbrownies_]

GG, not even upset. Bryce crossed the 50 only 1 time all game

[u/SwiftlyChill → u/YoungManYoda90]

You’re saying this dismissively (have been there lol) but to be honest, you bet I’m gonna savor this once-in-my-lifetime event, yeah.

You’re not really wrong, at least for the fan base right now.

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I got a lot of down votes a week ago but Minnesota shitting the bed against Purdue is proving my point that the Michigan game was their super bowl.

[u/YoungManYoda90 → u/SwiftlyChill]

Lol beating Michigan was a top priority for PJ Fleck more than anything. Just a reminder for the casual fans PJ coached Western Michigan lol

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It's crazy how dismissively you managed to say 'teams try harder to beat their trophy rivals than OOC'

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The age of bluebloods is over. The time of the B1G West has come

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I welcome our B1G West Overlords

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B1G Best

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Something something Minnesota is a blueblood.

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Oh is it 1942?

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Somehow doesn't feel like B1G West if we aren't watching games at Ryan Field

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Man that's embarrassing. Michigan really is the biggest embarrassment of the Big Ten at the moment, aren't they? Haha ha

[u/Helreaver → u/JanetYellensFuckboy_]

Don't worry, Michigan would probably get their ass beat by Northwestern right now too.

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Northwestern would've beaten most teams that night. They had the energy and the vibes.

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I’m looking forward to your game against Michigan to see which team is worse.

[u/sportsfan113 → u/DarkLegend64]

Definitely us.

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It might be the worst football game ever

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We’ll just label it a defensive battle and a classic B1G football experience. Easy.

[u/Patriotsfan710 → u/sportsfan113]

I’ve never bet on my team to lose before but uh…I’m down?

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October 17th is going to be a sickos fantasy. I am going to be in northern Michigan without cable so I can only hope I am unable to watch.

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Hahaha

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We'll reserve judgment since Penn State is just Iowa State East right now.

[u/pspock → u/JanetYellensFuckboy_]

There's no embarrassment for Penn State when they have a down year because your fans are not Walmart fans, and obnoxious.

[u/JanetYellensFuckboy_ → u/pspock]

Believe me: we have our more than our fair share of embarrassing Walmart fans, especially in Pennsyltucky. But no fanbase has that problem worse than Ohio State.

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You. I like you. 

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<3

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SUBSCRIBE

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B1G if true

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The fuck is that 5th power?

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They are also 1-1 against G6 and 0-1 against in-state this year

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I really like this stat because the 1 team they beat was Oklahoma

[u/Upbeat-Armadillo1756 → u/prismatic_lights]

Same as Ohio State

edit: sorry, 2 wins for Ohio State

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It doesn’t hit the same where their last three losses are to the 1st, 1st, and 2nd ranked teams by a handful of points. We should probably just lay low here.

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Never going to give up an opportunity to trash talk the buckeyes, even in defeat.

Have some courage.

[u/Jezzy-Belle → u/Upbeat-Armadillo1756]

Yeah, took real courage for you to say that. We should build a statue and name a holiday after you. Get over yourself, weirdo. Fucking embarrassment all the way down.

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Yea the diff is you’re making fun of one of the worse Michigan teams in a while. That same stat line against your team is an actual insult lol
Like I love our rivalry but Michigan is dog shit this year, it’s not even fun to watch you guys try to shit post. It’s like beating up a 90 year old man when you’re 30.