[Postgame Thread] Minnesota Defeats Michigan 20-14

[u/CFB_Referee]

Box Score provided by ESPN

Team	1	2	3	4	T
Michigan	0	14	0	0	14
Minnesota	7	0	3	10	20

[u/CaptainQwark666]

Ladies and gentlemen, I have been to the Great Wall of China, I have seen the Pyramids of Egypt, I've even witnessed a grown man satisfy a camel. But never in all my years as a Gopher fan have I witnessed something as improbable, as satisfying , as what we've witnessed here today!

RTB SKI-UH-MAH

[u/tjspill3r → u/CaptainQwark666]

Effin A Cotton, effin A!

[u/Zuimei → u/CaptainQwark666]

I sure do like pumpkins, Cotton!

[u/ImprovementLonely234 → u/CaptainQwark666]

PEPPER NEEDS NEW SHORTS!

[u/Orkleth → u/CaptainQwark666]

I've seen Minnesota beat Michigan, but I've still never met a nice South African.

[u/msqrnmsqrn → u/Orkleth]

well that's not bloody surprising man

[u/Tripondisdic → u/CaptainQwark666]

What was that grown man’s name? Did he have to reach Under for the camel’s Wood?

[u/CampaignJaded9333 → u/Tripondisdic]

Its considered rude in some cultures to give a camel a reach-around.

[u/RunningGopher84 → u/CaptainQwark666]

That Gophers win today was greater than the World Cup, World Series, and World War II combined!!

[u/MrNotSoGoodTime → u/CaptainQwark666]

Is this pasta or real? Lmao

[u/GoStateBeatEveryone → u/MrNotSoGoodTime]

It’s dodgeball

[u/AspectFresh → u/CaptainQwark666]

Uhm I have questions about this statement...

Ski-uh-mah

[u/dancingbear74 → u/CaptainQwark666]

…GO GOPHERS

[u/TickleMyIvory → u/CaptainQwark666]

Whoa whoa, what's this about a camel now?

[u/Michigan029 → u/CaptainQwark666]

I’d say it was very probable, I’ll enjoy beating yall up in hockey tho

[u/dwors025 → u/Michigan029]

Okay, Buddy.

That’s jug-less talk right there.

I would know.

[u/Michigan029 → u/dwors025]

Sounds like someone’s mad they lost to tech… yikes…

[u/dwors025 → u/Michigan029]

Yeah. We might be terrible yet again this year.

A complete shambles.