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Postgame Thread [Postgame Thread] Florida Defeats Texas 27-24

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Florida 0 10 7 10 27
Texas 10 7 0 7 24
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u/corundum9 Ohio Bobcats • /r/CFB Poll Veteran 2h ago

Losing to Florida at home after leading 17-3 with Arch giving up another late game, back-breaking turnover is going to have the country clubs fuming!

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u/jc-f Miami Hurricanes • Florida Cup 2h ago

Ok Arch, you can’t throw a 4th quarter INT this game 

“Say no more!” fumbles

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u/Scruffasaurus Texas Tech Red Raiders • Team Chaos 1h ago

Not Arch’s fault. The moment is too small. Fucking waste of his talent against these unranked schools. You want someone to beat Florida, give me some nameless fuck like Missouri has. I’ll see y’all fuckers the first five minutes of the draft.

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u/Umutuku 1h ago

I’ll see y’all fuckers the first five minutes of the draft.

You know, the draft would be way more climactic if they did it in reverse.

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u/Technical_Beyond_501 Florida Gators 1h ago

Vs teams outside the top 10 we might as well be ‘24 FSU. Vs top ranked teams we turn into ‘01 Miami. We did ts with a backup qb who could barely throw the ball in the same stratosphere as his receivers in the first half

Strange strange season. Thankfully Georgia is highly ranked

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u/jimi-ray-tesla 4m ago

He just needs to party w Arnett and his celeb pals more, fuck woodsheding his craft

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u/Legitimate-Low2363 1h ago

Can’t make most basic throws, yet it’s not his fault. He’s been an Anchor on offense.

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u/Scruffasaurus Texas Tech Red Raiders • Team Chaos 1h ago

Sure, to the untrained eye.

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u/Legitimate-Low2363 1h ago

Spare me. You obviously full of shit.

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u/Scruffasaurus Texas Tech Red Raiders • Team Chaos 1h ago

You may not know ball, but at least you’re great with obvious sarcasm

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u/silent-onomatopoeia Oklahoma Sooners 1h ago

stop-hes-already-dead.gif

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u/gilbygamer Oklahoma • Illinois College 1h ago

ill-allow-it.gif

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u/Adams5thaccount Boise State Broncos • UNLV Rebels 1h ago

Quick Tism checking for you. Its one of Texas rivals and the first post reads like a copy pasta.

The likelihood is this person is jokong.

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u/CFBCoachGuy Georgia Bulldogs 1h ago

Arch is whatever the opposite of clutch is. I pointed this out when he was a freshman but over his entire high school career, he never led a game-winning drive.

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u/StanderdStaples Georgia Bulldogs • College Football Playoff 2h ago

I’m no Arch defender, but #74 needs to get absolutely obliterated in the locker room

Completely gave up on the play and had a shot at the fumble recovery and did NOTHING

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u/Zyoj 1h ago

Dude also caused it just standing around doing nothing. Then tried to half ass pick it up to lose it to a man that weighed probably 75lbs less than him

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u/DickHz2 Baylor Bears • Vanderbilt Commodores 1h ago

"That's not in my job description" -that guy, probably

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u/RealPutin Georgia Tech • Colorado 1h ago

Recovering fumbles requires another $200k of NIL money

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u/Donny_Do_Nothing Ohio State Buckeyes • Yale Bulldogs 48m ago

Upgrade to NIL+ for fumble recoveries.

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u/WafflePartyOrgy Washington State • Oregon State 1h ago

"I wouldn't really call myself a ball handler" - 325 pound offensive lineman, probably

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u/Obi-wan_Jabroni Kentucky Wildcats • Army Black Knights 1h ago

Business decision

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u/Viron_22 Paper Bag • Washington Huskies 3m ago

Not in his contract

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u/Fragrant-Employer-60 1h ago

Agreed but Arch just has negative pocket awareness and it’s unreal. He can’t feel any pressure

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u/Noiseless_Listener Florida State Seminoles 1h ago

He has no internal clock either

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u/outbackjesus16 Oklahoma Sooners 1h ago

Goosby is ass, but all we’ve heard all year is how he should be the first tackle off the board

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u/SpiritualRutabaga484 23m ago

Carter smith is better than Goosby by a mile

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u/wardays Appalachian State • Michiga… 1h ago

Yeah I was shocked I didn't hear the announcers even mention the fact that #74 just stood there like an asshole. Throw your body onto the ground, pal.

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u/skoryy Dayton Flyers • Ohio State Buckeyes 1h ago

Business decision

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u/ourufnek99 Oklahoma Sooners • SEC 1h ago

That’s supposed to be their best lineman!

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u/voxtroller Texas Longhorns 1h ago

74 bent over to pick that ball up like it was a kitten. Dude just needed to jump on it

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u/AdvancedCharacter441 58m ago

The dude was too big and fat to bend over

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u/Slyp9 Ohio State Buckeyes 1h ago

No he didn't. He went for the ball as soon as he saw it at his feet. It just so happens that a DB is faster than a 300 pound RT

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u/DumDeeDumDeeDahDah Baylor Bears 57m ago

Nah. He chose to pick it up instead of dropping down immediately

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u/JinFuu Texas Tech Red Raiders • SMU Mustangs 2h ago

Texas back to not being back

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u/E4439qv5 Eastern Oregon • Techmo Bowl 1h ago

back-to-back weeks of "not being back." They are backsliding into "not being back."

I aspire to this level of backpedaling.

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u/Huge-Internal6456 Oklahoma • Tennessee State 1h ago

You love to see it

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u/FancyVegetables Alabama Crimson Tide • Rose Bowl 1h ago

Texas is whack.

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u/snowflakehaswag Texas A&M Aggies • SEC 1h ago

Back to back not being backs?

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u/Particular_Nature Florida Gators 1h ago

When it was 17-3 I was thinking “this is just the opponent Arch needed to get everyone off his back for a week.”

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u/NickDerpkins South Carolina Gamecocks • UCF Knights 1h ago

Texas is just South Carolina with a manning

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u/KyonaPrayerCircleMem Virginia Tech Hokies • Oregon Ducks 1h ago

Arch Manning will have a successful career in the NFL Vince Young, Colt McCoy, Sam Ehlingher, and Quinn Ewers that made a living being back up QBs.

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u/waluigithewalrus Ohio State • Ball State 1h ago

HEISMAN IT IS

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u/CodyRCantrell Oklahoma • Red River Shootout 2h ago

If his name were Joe Smith you wouldn't be talking about this.

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u/AdAny2704 Florida State • Peru State 1h ago

Gold Jerry, gold!

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u/Insectshelf3 Oklahoma • Red River Shootout 1h ago

trust fund kids and t-shirt fans everywhere in shambles rn

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u/FormerPomelo Texas Longhorns 1h ago

You think UT, a massive moderately selective inexpensive state school, is a school for trust fund kids?

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u/FallOfSix Texas A&M Aggies • UTSA Roadrunners 1h ago

No, but everyone that calls Texas a public ivy are trust fund hopefuls.

Also being a massive, moderately selective, and inexpensive state school is our thing.

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u/FormerPomelo Texas Longhorns 1h ago

What does that make UT?  Massive, slightly more than moderately selective, and inexpensive?

UT and A&M have pulled their student body from the same kinds of schools for decades.  The rural vs city cultural divide is a relic of 50+ years ago and the continued distribution of t-shirt fans.  

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u/DoctorWaluigiTime Kent State Golden Flashes 2h ago

"This rustles my Texas-shaped belt buckle!"

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u/SpoofExcel Oregon Ducks • UAB Blazers 1h ago

It's gone from "there's no way the Manning family let's him go to the Jets or Browns" to "there's no fucking way the Jets or Browns will want him"

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u/was_saying_boo_urns Florida State • /r/CFB Poll Veteran 1h ago

Florida State head coach Steve Sarkasian

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u/FrancisDm Texas A&M Aggies • Iowa Hawkeyes 33m ago

They might even curse Charlie Strong again just for the sake of it.

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u/Chewurmilk Auburn Tigers 0m ago

He's like a reverse Bo Nix.