Impressive.

[u/ipx-electrical]

[u/FreshPrinceOfH]

I don’t blame them. If I drove a car like that I would also park it there to prevent dings and dents. People just don’t respect each other’s property. That’s an expensive car, do you have any idea how much a panel respray is on one of those…..

[u/scraxeman → u/FreshPrinceOfH]

It's almost brand new, as well. Surprised to see that class of vehicle in a car park at all TBH.

[u/Two-Space → u/scraxeman]

Do you think they’d let me sit in it if I asked nicely?

[u/newtonbase → u/Two-Space]

How big are you? 

[u/Two-Space → u/newtonbase]

Sorry mate I’m not into that stuff

[u/Foxy_Twig → u/Two-Space]

But I am

[u/lucidbadger → u/FreshPrinceOfH]

A dent is basically a write off

[u/JeremiahBoogle → u/FreshPrinceOfH]

Hahah.
Literally the comments on social media every time someone posts a picture of some absolute jeb who's parked across 3 bays.

Or the classic 'modern cars just don't fit in parking spaces any more'.

[u/PaulaDeen21]

Don’t leave in it neutral people.

[u/Vegetable_Leg_7034 → u/PaulaDeen21]

Looking at the slope down and the front wheels sitting in the drainage channel I think you might actually be on to something there.. At least I hope you are as otherwise I got nothing..

[u/JakePooler]

Selfish or thick? We'll never know the answer, all we know is that they shouldn't be driving.

[u/younevershouldnt → u/JakePooler]

My money is on partially sighted

[u/ohshititsthefuzz]

I think all brands of cars are equally likely to be parked badly, people just notice more expensive brands more.

[u/newtonbase]

Some people park, others just stop. 

[u/brick-up-arse]

Plot twist: the Ka is being driven slowly around the car park, but we can't see this because it's a still photograph.

[u/Croftin]

4 spaces with a Ford Ka, must be some kind of record!?!

[u/meatbag2010]

That's probably where the handbrake has failed and it slowly rolled to that area.

[u/MineExplorer]

If they'd parked at 90 degrees across the middle of the lines they could have blocked 6 spaces. Amateur.

[u/Far_Section3715]

its yours, isn't it? you did it for the upvotes, didn't you?

[u/CranberryCheese1997]

I'd find it harder to intentionally park this badly.

[u/Computers-And-Such]

Don't want their precious shitbox getting dented!

[u/Ka_Driver → u/Computers-And-Such]

Please do not disrespect Ford KA like this

[u/Computers-And-Such → u/Ka_Driver]

I meant no disrespect! My beloved Merc is a complete shitbox! :)

[u/Ka_Driver → u/Computers-And-Such]

😂

[u/sunheadeddeity]

Not gonna lie, I respect the fuck out of that.

[u/Extreme_Option8150]

Absolute idiot. They could have taken up 6 spaces if they had actually thought about it

[u/CaesarAllMighty]

Could’ve parked that in one spot, sideways.

[u/Far-Lettuce-6200]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[u/Cold_Table8497]

Is it parked or did it break down?

[u/Physical-Clerk-8373]

Too much unnecessary noise

[u/Ok-Thing4762]

Small car, big attitude

[u/BoundToReality]

Probs a pensioner or a very new driver

[u/Salty_Information187 → u/BoundToReality]

Def not new driver, freshly out of school would remember how they should to park, new drivers overthink stuff and not yet have that “I know everything because I’ve driven for 50 years” attitude.

[u/chukkysh]

Ka park there mate.

[u/BitterTyke]

less than 1500 miles per year,

[u/Separate_Fun_2850]

Very!

[u/dolphin37]

marketing campaign designed to make teslas look better

[u/Sensitive_Elk_7630]

Hedging roulette style. Impressive.

[u/Salty_Information187]

I always think, why??? and my answer: maybe they really needed to go number two (like really, really) and they were really sorry in a moment for that but the fight was “life or death” )) I mean, who would do that intentionally?

[u/uwagapiwo → u/Salty_Information187]

I'd be closer to a bush than this is I was that desperate.

[u/Salty_Information187 → u/uwagapiwo]

Actually when it comes to toilet emergencies there is similar alert scale to US military DEFCON5-1 in place, here it is:

DEFCON 5: Normal peacetime readiness, plenty of time to locate a restroom.

DEFCON 4: A gentle nudge. Increased intelligence gathering for toilet locations near by.

DEFCON 3: Definite urgency. Fast walking with purpose, no more detours, anxiety raising.

DEFCON 2: Conversation becomes impossible, tunnel vision, every red light is a personal insult.

DEFCON 1: Bargaining with universe / praying.** **The dam is cracking, Explosion is imminent,

So if it was 1-2 level it is forgivable.

[u/uwagapiwo → u/Salty_Information187]

I love that :)

[u/EbbVisible]

Couple of hefty types could probably pick that up & park it appropriately.

[u/ExpensiveTraffic6978]

This looks more like a handbrake fail to me. 😅

[u/HankBushrivet]

Bold.

[u/Status-Mousse5700]

Special that is

[u/randylorian84]

To be fair, I panic in an empty car park.

Too much choice.

[u/StatisticianUsual471]

I've done that before when the carpark is empty