r/CatDistributionSystem • u/TalanXavier Owned by a Tuxedo • 2d ago

The distribution system finally got me.

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I've always had dogs, but went with a friend to meet someone giving away kittens and this guy climbed onto my shoulder. He wouldn't let me put him down.

They were giving away three kittens, and we went there just to look and possibly take one, but all three ended up coming with us. They were all bonded with each other already and we just couldn't break them apart.

He was meowing the whole ride home, so I've named him Shadow, named for M. Shadows of Avenged Sevenfold, tiny little vocalist.

(My dog was named Zacky after Zacky Vengeance.)

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u/Corvus-Nepenthe 1d ago

Taking all three was the perfect move. 🤌

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u/TalanXavier Owned by a Tuxedo 1d ago

Agreed, now he's not alone when I go to work. The other two are slightly older and he is learning bunny kicks watching them play, it's so sweet to see.

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u/whatthewhat3214 1d ago

I love this! So happy you took all three, you'll have so much fun and be surrounded by kitty love! Thanks for keeping them together.

Also, you have great musical taste! Love his name, he's adorable!

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u/8ails 2d ago

lion king song plays in background

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u/panthera_tigris_773 1d ago

Tuxedos are the best! Climbing onto my shoulder and purring is how my tuxedo Felix got me. He lived to be 17 and passed away 5 years ago.

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u/TalanXavier Owned by a Tuxedo 1d ago

Rest in peace, Felix. ❤️

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u/Annoying_Assassin 2d ago

Where are the other two? What names did you pick for them?

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u/TalanXavier Owned by a Tuxedo 1d ago

Bonus pile with all 3.

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u/Annoying_Assassin 1d ago

Oh man, three tuxies! They’re clever but v sweet. They’ll have you wrapped around their little paws in no time.

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u/CowsWithGuns304 1d ago

Collective nouns for many tuxedos 🤔

A fashion of tux?

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u/Thaser 1d ago

The same term one should use for any group of cats: a nuisance.

Meant lovingly, as someone who lives with 5 cats.

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u/xzelldx 1d ago

A ritz

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u/jaxiepie7 1d ago

A murder

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u/TalanXavier Owned by a Tuxedo 1d ago

Nyx and Twilight, the other two.

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u/copperfrog42 1d ago

That’s a great bunch of tuxedos to show up in your life!

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u/Kaibyo_13 1d ago

W name! Thanks for keeping the babies together. I wish I had been able to get my kitty's littermate when I adopted her.

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u/darkrazeen 1d ago

Really happy you took them all and kept them together ☺️

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u/Acceptable_Speaker93 1d ago

They didn't get you, they gifted you ❤️❤️❤️

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u/Used-Maximum-1220 1d ago

The only thing better than 3 tuxies is 4

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u/TalanXavier Owned by a Tuxedo 1d ago

SURPRISE! This guy had a companion that passed a few years ago, now he's no longer alone. We do have 4.

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u/GalenDev 1d ago

You're holding him up like Link just got an item.

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u/TalanXavier Owned by a Tuxedo 1d ago

It's dangerous to go alone, take this!

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u/Turnover_Realistic 1d ago

They are adorable. Thanks for taking the trio too!

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u/Sparrow538 1d ago

Tuxedo cats do talk allot, just so you know, that's normal.

Also with long hair, you have to keep them brushed, or they matted fur.

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u/Toobman300B 1d ago

Congratulations! Welcome to kitteh servitude hooman. It's worth it