r/CatQuest • u/KitFatCat Infinity 203 • Aug 17 '26

Fun Cat Fails to Save the Purr-niverse

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I’m often in a purry. I don’t meow why. Best guess? A purr-petual dissatisfaction with meow, coupled with the thought that something better is meowing. The end result is a constant state of low-level cat-xiety. I asked a meowgic eight ball—an old kitten’s toy—if it had any thoughts on the matter. It said,

‘Hang in there.’

I didn’t find that purr-ticularly helpful, so I asked a paw-pular AI program if it had any thoughts on the matter. It said, ‘Listen to the eight ball.’ As mew can imagine, I no longer have low-level cat-xiety.

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u/Nearby-Character-112 Questing Aug 18 '26

Your meowish is purrfect

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u/TenOunceCan Meowderator Aug 17 '26

The 8-Ball is right. Help us, KitFatCat, you're our only hope!

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u/KitFatCat Infinity 203 Aug 17 '26

Meow!