r/CharaOffenseSquad • u/Royal_Knife_201X • Jul 03 '25
Discussion Chara here. Ask me anything.
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u/EnvironmentalDig7235 Jul 06 '25
Best character in MLP and why obviously is Queen Chrysalis
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u/SuccotashPutrid7117 Jul 03 '25
do you want to be my friend? :(
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u/Royal_Knife_201X Jul 03 '25
No. I do not know you but if we take time to get to know each other and a bond forms naturally then yes.
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u/therealgege Jul 03 '25
100 humans vs 5 Gorillas
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u/Royal_Knife_201X Jul 03 '25
100 humans could easily kill the entire underground. What would 5 gorilla monsters do. Oh you meant 5 actual gorillas. I think I might have to ask alphys but in my opinion I think the humans got this.
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u/CategoryFinal9155 Jul 03 '25
what do you think of shipping
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u/Royal_Knife_201X Jul 03 '25
What do you mean by shipping? Like Amazon. I think If you have no other way of receiving an item then you don’t really have any other choice. But if it’s something like bread you should get up off your lazy ass and go get it. Fresh air is good for you.
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u/No-Nature-8276 Jul 04 '25
Who’s the 18th most determined being in the underground
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u/Royal_Knife_201X Jul 04 '25
Eighteen? Hm. I would say probably Charlie. She’s…really lazy. But it’s ok. I think
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u/No-Permission590 Chara Offender Jul 04 '25
Where did you sleep when you first fell Underground, presuming you fell in the Ruins? We only see Asriel and Toriel's bed in the ex-queen's house in Undertale, and nowhere really for storage for any kind. Did you like sleep on the cold floor like a dog until the Dreemurrs moved back(?) to New Home, or ... ?
I have got more ... interesting questions of this calibre too.
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u/Royal_Knife_201X Jul 04 '25
There’s a spare room in the ruins so I more or less slept in that room
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u/No-Permission590 Chara Offender Jul 04 '25
On the floor? Or did Toriel conveniently have everything you needed in it before you fell Underground?
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u/Royal_Knife_201X Jul 04 '25
Well most humans have a guest room do they not. (God I really am turning into her)
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u/No-Permission590 Chara Offender Jul 04 '25
Does that include like ... a toilet? Did you have a toilet specially for you?
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u/Royal_Knife_201X Jul 04 '25
Well since monsters don’t have the same digestive tract as humans. No they didn’t have toilets. I’ll let you connect the dots on that. Don’t ask frisk.
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u/No-Permission590 Chara Offender Jul 04 '25
So why do you drink so much water, then? Do you like the feeling of soggy nappies? Or did you like drink "magical water," instead of regular water?
(not sorry)
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u/Royal_Knife_201X Jul 04 '25
???????? Water is the embodiment of life. Did you just ask if I enjoy pissing myself
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u/No-Permission590 Chara Offender Jul 04 '25
I like to think there is a real reason why Asgore pisses on his plants. To keep your memory carrying on.
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u/Royal_Knife_201X Jul 04 '25
Asgore doesn’t piss on the flowers. (At least I hope not)
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