Dear Brethren,

I'm a healthcare professional (really). I have a client who took the Holy Elixir on October 9th. And on the 13th of October he'd woken up in the morning and said that he could barely see anything in his right eye anymore.

He went to the local doctor for this and was referred to the hospital. He had a number of examinations, including a CT scan and an ECG.

It turned out to be a blood clot in his eye. He has been given medication (blood thinner, Clopidogrel). The physician said that "he was lucky" that the blood clot had not ended up elsewhere (in the brain or lungs) and that he had sought help in time.

But this means The Holy Elixir is working, right? Right??

Please tell me if I'm wrong Brethren, I don't want to lose my Pfaith.

Praise Our Holy Lord Dr Pfauci (33 MBUH). 💉🙏🏾🌈🫃🏾

Climate change is a bitch.

This Global Handwashing Day (October 15th), we need to do our part to help eradicate all germs from Earth. If you think you've washed your hands enough, you haven't; do it again. No matter what, you're killing people right now, but you can always kill fewer people; there's always room for improvement! You may think you need to expose yourself to germs in order to keep your immune system strong and protect yourself (and thus others) from infection. You're right... and that is EXACTLY why we need to eradicate all germs from Earth! We're only giving into the germs' demands for dominance and power (power that should belong to our wholesome trustworthy democratic institutions, especially SCIENCE)! If we don't successfully eradicate all germs, Global Handwashing Day will become Global Handwashing Year... or even better!

Amen and awomen.

Do they not know we’re still in the middle of a PANDEMIC?!!

Source

He's such an inspiration to all of us in the Church of Covid!! MBUH!!

Lesbian etc bars should not have to have a bake sale for the basic necessities of lipfe. Please donate though.

Father, I Fell for the mundane vices of the plague ridden flesh.

I only ask from this community to spare a pray for me, I have 18 covid test with me and I'm ready to self isolate.

Praise the Lords Tony and Bill, 69 MBUY! AMEN.