Originally sent 2021, this climb hasn't seen a second ascent, potentially due to its difficulty, but also due to its location on private property in the middle of fucking nowhere. When dragged out the boulder by the first ascentionist, local crusher John Belay had this to say: "Yeah, he told me he was having a party and scored some good molly. He also said to bring climbing shoes, but my finger was tweaked so I left them at home."

Upon arrival at the party, John noticed there was no chicks so he was going to leave but was convinced by the first asscentionist and his two cousins to try the climb. John stated "the starting hold immediately broke, shit was whack, maybe like V0- and 0 stars?"

We have decided to leave out the first asscentionists name due to ongoing sexual assault allegations. Touchstone Climbing still hasn't banned him yet.