r/CollegeBasketball • u/AutoModerator • Jan 29 '26
Weekly Thread [Weekly Post] TRASH TALK THREAD
ALL CAPS. NO MERCY.
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u/Gamecat235 Arizona Wildcats • Sickos Jan 29 '26
ASWHO?
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u/TheLadyMagician Arizona Wildcats Jan 29 '26
I FOR ONE WILL PAY $10 TO EXTEND BOBBY HURLEY A LIFETIME CONTRACT
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u/Gamecat235 Arizona Wildcats • Sickos Jan 29 '26
I PROBABLY HAVE SOME CHANGE IN MY COUCH. I CAN WRITE A GLOWING RECOMMENDATION LETTER.
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u/commie90 Nebraska Cornhuskers • Duke Blue Devils Jan 29 '26
THE CORN REVENGE TOUR STARTS THIS SUNDAY. ALL SHOULD BE AFRAID AS IT IS NOT EASY TO SATIATE THE RAGE OF THE CORN.
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u/notlimah Michigan State Spartans Jan 29 '26
YOUR CORN IS ALL DISGUSTING FIELD CORN AND EVEN THE WEST COAST B10 STATES GROW TASTIER CORN. FACTS.
https://worldpopulationreview.com/state-rankings/sweet-corn-production-by-state
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u/commie90 Nebraska Cornhuskers • Duke Blue Devils Jan 29 '26
SOURCES THAT DON'T SAY HUSKER CORN IS THE BEST CORN ARE FAKE. THE CORN HAS HEARD AND NOTED YOUR BLASPHEMY.
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u/commie90 Nebraska Cornhuskers • Duke Blue Devils Jan 29 '26
THIS IS LIES AND PROPAGANDA THAT OFFENDS THE CORN. I WOULD SUGGEST SACRIFICING A HAWKEYE TO THE FIELD ASAP TO AVOID INVOKING FURTHER RETRIBUTION OF THE CORN.
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u/commie90 Nebraska Cornhuskers • Duke Blue Devils Jan 29 '26
HAWKEYE BLOOD PLEASES THE CORN. SOMETHING WE CAN ALL AGREE ON.
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u/DwyaneWade305 Florida Gators Jan 29 '26
PETTIFORD WASN’T CRYING CAUSE HE WAS MOCKING US, HE WAS CRYING BECAUSE HE REALIZED HE SHOULD’VE ENTERED THE DRAFT LAST YEAR AND NOW HES GOING TO JOIN BROOME IN THE G LEAGUE.
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u/outthawazoo Lander • South Carolina Jan 29 '26
UNIVERSITY OF SOUTH CAROLINA ATHLETICS DEPARTMENT
THAT'S IT, THAT'S THE TRASH
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u/Advanced_Gold1290 Purdue Boilermakers • Dayton Flyers Jan 29 '26
PURDUE STINKS! THE ONLY THING THEY ARE GOOD AT RIGHT NOW IS RUINING MY WEEK!
BRADEN DESERVES MORE OUT OF THESE GUYS
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u/senorblanco7 Virginia Tech Hokies Jan 29 '26
DUKE IS SO BAD THEY MIGHT NOT COVER ON SATURDAY
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u/rwfletch22 Duke Blue Devils Jan 29 '26
OUR AVERAGE MARGIN OF VICTORY IS 24.2 IN OUR LAST 4 GAMES
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u/senorblanco7 Virginia Tech Hokies Jan 29 '26
I WOULDNT BE SHOCKED IF IT GETS LARGER AFTER SATURDAY FOR OVER THE PAST 5 GAMES
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u/rwfletch22 Duke Blue Devils Jan 29 '26
I WOULDN'T BE SHOCKED IF WE STRUGGLE IN THAT BARN KNOWN AS CASSELL WITH IT'S STUPID WALLS AND BIG ASS FANS ... THE ONLY SOLACE IN A LOSS THERE IS WATCHING IDIOTS SPRAIN THEIR ANKLES
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u/ukeBasketball Duke Blue Devils Jan 29 '26
I'VE ASKED THIS BEFORE, BUT I NEED TO KNOW WHETHER THEY'RE LITERAL BIG ASS FANS.
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u/senorblanco7 Virginia Tech Hokies Jan 30 '26
Spread is only 10.5, duke will have no problem with that
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u/PhDShouse Iowa State Cyclones Jan 29 '26
I SWEAR TO CHRIST IF WE HAVE PADILLA AS OUR REF TONIGHT I WILL PERSONALLY DRIVE TO AMES JUST TO TELL HIM HES A PIECE OF SHIT
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u/Gamecat235 Arizona Wildcats • Sickos Jan 29 '26
IF ESPN IS CORRECT THERE IS A DRIVE IN YOUR IMMEDIATE FUTURE. TELL HIM THAT ARIZONA SAYS “SEE? EVERYONE HATES YOU, IT ISN’T JUST US”
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u/puma721 Nebraska Cornhuskers Jan 29 '26
MICHIGAN FANS SNIFF THEIR SISTER'S PANTIES
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u/FeltIOwedItToHim Chicago Maroons • Michigan Wolverines Jan 29 '26
BUT HAVE YOU SEEN MY SISTER SHE IS SMOKING DONT JUDGE ME
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u/RefinedBean Iowa Hawkeyes Jan 29 '26
I DON'T KNOW HOW TO FEEL ABOUT MY TEAM.
I HOPE WE BURY THE WEST COAST ELITES THOUGH, FUCK Y'ALL AND YOUR MONEY, WHY AREN'T YOUR RESULTS BETTER.
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u/dmkolobanov Indiana Hoosiers • Maryland Terrapins Jan 29 '26
I WAS STILL FEELING THE HIGH FROM THE FOOTBALL CHAMPIONSHIP, THEN WE WENT AND HANDED PURDUE THEIR THIRD LOSS IN A ROW. GET FUCKED BOILERMAKERS, AND CALL A DOCTOR BECAUSE THIS ERECTION HAS LASTED NEARLY TWO WEEKS
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u/huskyferretguy1 UConn Huskies Jan 29 '26
TENNESSEE DID NOT VOLUNTEER SO THEY CAN CLEAN UP THE PARK!
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u/thisismyusername9908 Nebraska Cornhuskers Jan 29 '26
THE BIG 10 HIRES BLIND PEOPLE TO OFFICIATE THEIR GAMES.
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u/mountaineer_93 West Virginia • Georgetown Jan 29 '26
WE ARE SO FRUSTRATINGLY AVERAGE THAT I HAVE NO HOPE BUT WERE ALSO NOT BAD ENOUGH THAT I CAN JUST GIVE UP ON THE SEASON
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u/treymata Minnesota • Marquette Jan 29 '26
YO PENN STATE, YOU LOOK LIKE ONE OF THE TEAMS WE CAN BEAT HIS YEAR WITH ONLY 7 GUYS ON OUR ROSTER. YOU ALL AINT READY
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u/Windows_66 Iowa Hawkeyes • Drake Bulldogs Jan 29 '26
YEAH WE PROBABLY WOULD'VE LOST IF THE OTHER TEAM WOULD'VE STOPPED FOULING US AND GIVING US FREE THROWS, BUT WE DIDN'T!
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u/heleghir Kentucky Wildcats • Sickos Jan 29 '26
WE DONT KNOW WHAT A FIRST HALF IS. OR HOW TO REBOUND. OR HOW TO GUARD THE 3. OR WHAT OFF-BALL MOVEMENT IS. OR REALLY ANYTHING.
WE FUCKING SUCK
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u/RJD-ghost Nevada Wolf Pack Jan 29 '26
UNLV IMAGINE BEING STUCK WITH A SHITTY BASKETBALL TEAM AND A LIFELESS CAMPUS IN HELL
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u/FishMcBite George Mason Patriots Jan 29 '26
CANT WAIT TO BRING BELT TO ASS AGAINST VCU AT THEIR HOME COURT 😤
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u/AZAHole Arizona Wildcats Jan 29 '26
Bow down. You all suck.
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u/rixybaby Michigan State Spartans Jan 29 '26
IM SO HAPPY THAT MICHIGAN IS GOOD AGAIN, THIS GAMES GOING TO BE CINEMA.
FUCK MICHIGAN