r/CollegeBasketball • • Mar 05 '26

Weekly Thread [Weekly Post] TRASH TALK THREAD

ALL CAPS. NO MERCY.

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u/JackHammered2 Purdue Boilermakers Mar 05 '26

THE PURDOOMERS ARE OUT IN FULL FORCE NOW SAYING THE SKY IS FALLING WHEN WE ARE RANKED 7TH IN KENPOM, 9TH IN NET, 8TH IN BART TORVIK, 15TH IN AP, AND HAVE HAD THE 9TH HARDEST SCHEDULE IN THE COUNTRY. THEY ARE CALLING FOR THE ENTIRE ATHLETIC DEPARTMENT TO BE CANNED. THE PURDOOMERS ARE ENTITLED SPOILED BRATS AND SUCK COMPLETELY.

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u/jaysornotandhawks Kentucky Wildcats Mar 05 '26

AT LEAST YOU DON'T HAVE FANS CALLING FOR PAINTER'S JOB...

... do you ?

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u/JackHammered2 Purdue Boilermakers Mar 05 '26

We do. Some are saying to fire Painter...

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u/wit_T_user_name Ohio Bobcats Mar 05 '26

THAT’S A NICE UNDEFEATED RECORD YOU’VE GOT THERE MIAMI. IT WOULD BE A SHAME IF SOMETHING HAPPENED TO IT AT THE END OF THE SEASON.

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u/AeolusA2 Michigan Wolverines Mar 05 '26

FIRST THE CORN COLLEGE. NEXT THE COW COLLEGE. THEN? THE WORLD.

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u/Upbeat-Armadillo1756 Michigan Wolverines Mar 05 '26

CALLING IOWA THE CORN COLLEGE IS AN INSULT TO THE BIG TEN SCHOOL WITH THE BEST LOCAL CORN, RUTGERS

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u/FeltIOwedItToHim Chicago Maroons • Michigan Wolverines Mar 05 '26

THIS MAN KNOWS HIS SWEET CORN

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u/loyalsons4evertrue Iowa State Cyclones Mar 05 '26

IOWA DOESN'T EVEN HAVE AN AG SCHOOL....IF THERE'S A CORN COLLEGE THEN IT'S ACTUALLY IOWA STATE UNIVERSITY

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u/AeolusA2 Michigan Wolverines Mar 05 '26

SHUCKS

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u/loyalsons4evertrue Iowa State Cyclones Mar 05 '26

I AM NOT SHUCKING CORN BUT THANKS FOR YOUR INTEREST....THAT SAID, PLEASE BEAT THOSE FRAUDS TONIGHT BY LIKE 100 THANKS

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u/AeolusA2 Michigan Wolverines Mar 05 '26

DEAL

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u/EXploreNV North Carolina • Nevada Mar 05 '26

PEOPLE IN THIS SUBREDDIT ARE SOFT AND DONT KNOW AS MUCH AS THEY THINK THEY DO ABOUT THE GAME. MY KNOWLEDGE AND PERSPECTIVES ARE THE ONLY CORRECT ONES

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u/GarIicBurger Illinois Fighting Illini Mar 05 '26

FALSE. MY KNOWLEDGE AND PERSPECTIVES ARE THE ONLY CORRECT ONES

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u/EXploreNV North Carolina • Nevada Mar 05 '26

NO IVE NEVER SEEN SUCH A STUPID TAKE! DO YOU HAVE A BRAIN? ARE YOU OKAY? DO YOU NEED THERAPY?

MY OPINIONS ARE OBJECTIVELY THE BEE’S KNEES

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u/FeltIOwedItToHim Chicago Maroons • Michigan Wolverines Mar 05 '26

YOU’RE BOTH A PAIR OF IGNORANT JABRONIES

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u/GarIicBurger Illinois Fighting Illini Mar 05 '26

NOT TRUE. MY OPINIONS ARE BOTH EXTREMELY ORIGINAL AND OBJECTIVELY THE BEE’S KNEES

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u/Scary_Ad_9528 Purdue Boilermakers Mar 05 '26

@INDIANA IMAGINE LOSING TO NORTHWESTERN (just don’t ask how the game went)

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u/Gamecat235 Arizona Wildcats • Sickos Mar 05 '26

THE IDEA THAT UNTIL THIS WEEK THAT IT WAS NOT A CONTROVERSIAL STATEMENT TO SAY THAT CAL WAS THE SECOND BEST FORMER PAC-12 TEAM THIS SEASON SAYS WAY MORE ABOUT THE QUALITY OF CAL'S SEASON THAN IT DOES ABOUT THE REST OF THE PAC-12. WHAT THE HELL GUYS?

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u/Knook7 Florida Gators Mar 05 '26

I WOULD LIKE TO BEAT KENTUCKY THIS WEEKEND

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u/rsjur Arizona Wildcats Mar 05 '26

I DONT WANT THIS SEASON TO END! ITS THE MOST FUN BASKETBALL SEASON I CAN REMEMBER AND IM SO FUCKING WORRIED IM GONNA BE HEARTBROKEN AGAIN.

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u/Gamecat235 Arizona Wildcats • Sickos Mar 05 '26

ENJOY EVERY FUCKING SECOND OF IT. OR DON'T. I'M NOT THE BOSS OF YOU. BUT I WILL TELL YOU THAT THIS SEASON FEELS NEARLY AS MAGICAL AS THE LEAD-UP TO 87/88 AND THAT'S SOME SPECIAL SHIT RIGHT THERE.

NOW WE JUST NEED A DOPE ASS TERRIBLE RAP SONG PRODUCED BY A FUTURE GRAMMY NOMINATED ALUMNI.

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u/rsjur Arizona Wildcats Mar 06 '26

IM A NEWER FAN FROM THE EARLY/MID 90 SEASONS ONWARD. BUT I HAVE LISTENED TO THAT RAP SEVERAL TIMES A SEASON. I HAVE SUGGESTED IT BE PLAYED BEFORE EVERY GAME WHEN A PLAYER FROM THAT SEASON IS IN ATTENDANCE AND GOT A GROAN FROM STEVE KERR!

THIS IS THE BEST SEASON I HAVE BEEN APART OF AND THE SECOND MOST IVE CARED ABOUT. ITS SO FUCKING SPECIAL!!!!

FOR THOSE THAT WANT TO HEAR THE MAGICALLY DOPE ASS TERRIBLE SONG WE HAVE TALKED ABOUT

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u/Iowegan Iowa State Cyclones Mar 06 '26 edited Mar 06 '26

THAT WAS BEAUTIFUL, AND IM NOT JUST TALKING BOUT THEM SHORT SHORTS.

YOUR FANS SHOULD CHANT THIS INSTEAD OF THAT ANNOYING U OF A ALL GAME LONG.

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u/rsjur Arizona Wildcats Mar 06 '26

GREAT IDEA! MY ZONA ZOO SUGGESTIONS ABOUT CHANTS AND INFLATABLE SAGUAROS FALL ON DEATH EARS!!!

I WANT A NEW RAP SONG!

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u/jaysornotandhawks Kentucky Wildcats Mar 05 '26

IS THERE A TEAM MORE FRUSTRATINGLY INCONSISTENT THAN KENTUCKY RIGHT NOW?

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u/[deleted] Mar 05 '26

NO

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u/Travbowman Purdue • Kansas State Mar 05 '26

MAYBE KANSAS?! THE TOURNAMENT NEEDS TO MATCH YOU TWO IN A 3/6 GAME IN THE ROUND OF 32

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u/thannysven Purdue Boilermakers Mar 05 '26

I WAS GOING TO SAY US BUT WE’VE BEEN CONSISTENT IN NOT MEETING EXPECTATIONS LATELY

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u/This_Earth_of_Ours Mar 05 '26

TEXAS TECH IS MORE FRUSTRATING BECAUSE THEIR CEILING IS HIGHER

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u/Doogitywoogity Texas A&M Aggies • Florida Gators Mar 05 '26

I’M SORRY MARYLAND BUZZBALL IS A FICKLE TEMPTRESS

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u/Upbeat-Armadillo1756 Michigan Wolverines Mar 05 '26

DOESN'T SEEM VERY FICKLE OR TEMPTING TO ME TBH

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u/babas-babas Miami (OH) RedHawks Mar 05 '26

I WANNA KNOW WHERE BRUCE PEARL IS RIGHT NOW

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u/GarIicBurger Illinois Fighting Illini Mar 05 '26

Imagine not being able to beat us in regulation 😂😂😂 @Wisconsin @UCLA @MichiganSt

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u/GarIicBurger Illinois Fighting Illini Mar 05 '26

Am I doing this right ?

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u/Gamecat235 Arizona Wildcats • Sickos Mar 05 '26

JUST LIKE MF DOOM, ALL CAPS.

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u/loyalsons4evertrue Iowa State Cyclones Mar 05 '26

A S WHO?

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u/Upbeat-Armadillo1756 Michigan Wolverines Mar 05 '26

GET FUCKED, SPARTY! IMAGINE LOSING TO DOOK AND WISCONSIN BOTH IN THE SAME SEASON!

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u/Tuckboi69 South Carolina • Charleston Mar 05 '26

PASS

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u/This_Earth_of_Ours Mar 05 '26

I DO NOT LIKE DUKE I DO NOT LIKE DUKE FANS I DO NOT LIKE DUKE COACHES I DO NOT LIKE DUKE PLAYERS I DO NOT LIKE DUKE STUDENTS

I LOVE HATING DUKE

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u/Mdtwheeler Duke Blue Devils • Murray State Racers Mar 05 '26

FUCK THE SO CALLED FANS THAT DOUBTED SCHEYER HES THE TRUTH AND THE LIGHT

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u/Iowegan Iowa State Cyclones Mar 06 '26

CAREFUL WITH THAT BLASPHEMY STUFF, THE APOCALYPSE IS GOING ON RIGHT NOW.

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u/Mdtwheeler Duke Blue Devils • Murray State Racers Mar 06 '26

AND SCHEYER WILL LEAD US THROUGH IT WITH EFFICIENCY AND RUTHLESS DEFENSE

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u/GarIicBurger Illinois Fighting Illini Mar 05 '26

List of teams to beat Illinois in regulation in 2026 AND not be 1-9 over their last 10 against Illinois:

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u/PoetAny6521 Michigan Wolverines Mar 05 '26

SAY IT WITH YOUR CHEST! ALSO, HOW’S THAT 1 FEELING RIGHT ABOUT NOW!

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u/GarIicBurger Illinois Fighting Illini Mar 05 '26

NOT VERY GOOD DRILL SERGEANT

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u/FeltIOwedItToHim Chicago Maroons • Michigan Wolverines Mar 05 '26

NOW DROP AND GIVE ME TWENTY

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u/Mercinator-87 Kentucky Wildcats Mar 05 '26

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u/GarIicBurger Illinois Fighting Illini Mar 05 '26

EXACTLY. THERE ARE NONE.

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u/New_Prior2253 Alabama Crimson Tide Mar 05 '26

I LIKE DRIVING IN MY TRUCK AND AUBURN SUCKS

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u/Rodneyjj666 North Carolina Tar Heels Mar 05 '26 edited Mar 05 '26

Wish the national conversation included KPI, WAB and educated college basketball fans that resumes are way more important than KenPom and Torvik which play very small roles, regarding the NCAA tournament.

Every year Wally Szczerbiak or others of his ilk shit their pants on national television when the seedlings come out.

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u/Gamecat235 Arizona Wildcats • Sickos Mar 05 '26
  1. ALL CAPS.

  2. THE MASSES ARE ASSES

  3. ANYONE WHO BOTHERED TO GOOGLE “HOW THE #%&$ DOES THE NCAA CREATE THE BRACKET” COULD LEARN THIS SHIT. HELL I BET EVEN CHATGPT OR WHATEVER DUMB ‘I CANNOT THINK FOR MYSELF’ LLM COULD TELL THEM.

  4. WHO THE HELL EVEN IS KEVIN PAUGA?

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u/Gamecat235 Arizona Wildcats • Sickos Mar 05 '26

SEE THAT AI RESULT? SEE THE NCAA.ORG LINK THERE? CLICK IT. IT TAKES YOU TO A PAGE WHERE THEY EXPLAIN ALL OF THIS.

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u/thrilldabeast010 Tennessee Volunteers Mar 05 '26

VANDERBILT IS NOT GOOD AT BASKETBALL! I WOULD LIKE THEM TO LOSE ON SATURDAY!

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u/hawkandhandsaw Michigan State • Memphis Mar 05 '26

WATCH OUT USF PENNY MIGHT WELL SUIT UP TONIGHT

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u/RicardoRoedor Utah Utes Mar 05 '26

MY TEAM IS ASS BUT BYU IS ASS AND THEY THOUGHT THEY WERE GOING TO THE FINAL FOUR

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u/huskyferretguy1 UConn Huskies Mar 05 '26

MARQUETTE! I RATHER BE IN CHICAGO!

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u/alley00pster VCU Rams Mar 05 '26

VCU would explode in the Big East if it ever got an invite. It navigates coaching changes every 2-5 years and keeps rolling along with the most A10 wins of any team since joining. If it ever could hold a coach for a bit and really build on what it has it would fly.

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u/Rodneyjj666 North Carolina Tar Heels Mar 05 '26

I just don’t understand why VCU can’t keep a coach. I get that it’s a launching pad for bigger jobs if the team does well, but it’s getting ridiculous.

I’m always curious if it’s due to it being a city school and most coaches, just culturally feel more comfortable in a different setting. Whoever is in charge needs to find the funds to upgrade the salary and give the coach a free mansion out by the University of Richmond.

I agree that a move to the Big East is logical in a pure basketball sense, but not sure if it’s realistic.

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u/alley00pster VCU Rams Mar 05 '26

Most coaches live in the Fan on one of more historic streets in Richmond where homes are some of the most expensive in Richmond. That’s where Shaka lived. Word is VCU near matched Texas on Shaka but his wife really wanted him to take the job. Shaka even said later she was the one who got him to go because otherwise he never would have left. U of R has had the same coach for like 20 years that has like 9-29 record against VCU. Teams just love getting coaches from VCU though historically that’s hit or miss and more so miss as most don’t do that great after leaving. VCU does have a large endowment though which would really help if they did move.

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u/Rodneyjj666 North Carolina Tar Heels Mar 05 '26 edited Mar 05 '26

I went to VCU and know the city very well. The Fan is great, but it’s urban and tiny.

The Fan is hip, etc., but do you think Dave Odom truly cared about the architecture or the few high end restaurants? It clearly isn’t appealing enough to keep any coach around. Not just Shaka, or Odom. There is something about the culture around VCU that is driving coaches away. I’ve had discussions about this for years with friends in Richmond.

Can you imagine Mark Few in The Fan? I cannot.

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u/Tiny-Emphasis-18 Mar 05 '26

IT'S NICE KNOWING THAT IZZO IS STILL COACHING AND WILL SEE A DIFFERENT BIG TEN TEAM WIN THE NATTY THIS YEAR AFTER A QUARTER CENTURY OF COMING UP SHORT.

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u/slickricksaucin Duke Blue Devils Mar 05 '26

Hey UNC we’re gonn beat the brakes offa you on Saturday. Idc if Caleb’s lame ass plays or not. We’ll show him what “belt” means. Then it’s onto the tourney

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u/Electronic_Tiger7979 Duke Blue Devils Mar 05 '26

DEATH TO THE RAM!!!!

Also, I don’t hate this UNC team as much as others. I think Seth is a mature young man and is pretty decent at ball.

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u/slickricksaucin Duke Blue Devils Mar 05 '26

Yeah, I don’t mind him so much and honestly Caleb is a monster who seems like a solid kid. I can’t stand Veesaar though- and I can’t fathom why Zayden High wasn’t kicked off the team, that alone gives me reason to hope they fail

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u/Electronic_Tiger7979 Duke Blue Devils Mar 05 '26

Agreed on Caleb. Dude is a stud on the court.

Also agreed on High. Dude is a turd

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u/FeltIOwedItToHim Chicago Maroons • Michigan Wolverines Mar 05 '26

I THOUGHT DOOK PROVIDED ENOUGH OF AN EDUCATION FOR YOU CLOWNS TO BE ABLE TO READ SIMPLE INSTRUCTIONS

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u/Electronic_Tiger7979 Duke Blue Devils Mar 05 '26

SORRY I HAD A SORE THROAT AND DIDNT WANT TO YELL. THANK YOU HAVE A GOOD DAY

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u/This_Earth_of_Ours Mar 05 '26

IT DOES NOT

IT IS A SAD INDICTMENT OF AMERICAN EDUCATION

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u/Electronic_Tiger7979 Duke Blue Devils Mar 05 '26

DOOK DOES NOT TEACH US HOW TO FOLLOW INSTRUCTIONS.

DUKE DOES 😈

ALSO, WHY IS KENTUCKY SO BAD THIS YEAR? THAT NIL BUDGET WOULD’VE BOUGHT THE WORST NBA SQUAD

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u/This_Earth_of_Ours Mar 05 '26

AUSTIN RIVERS KILLED THAT RAM AND IT IS SHAMEFUL FOR YOU TO BRING IT UP