r/Creatine • u/SrirachaFlockaFlame • 3d ago
Fresh Start 💪
I’m super excited to start this new chapter in my life and I can’t wait to start achieving some gains. Now I just need to find my wife a boyfriend.
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u/Familiar-College2006 3d ago
That's kind of a high tier boofin funnel. Are you sure your boofin hole can handle it?
I once helped my wife boof a friend (beginner mistake, I know that now), with something about that hardcore and his boofin hole just siezed up. Couldn't boof for three weeks, he couldn't.
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u/Poltung 3d ago
Hi I'm applying for the job, I'm John BF, certified qualified professional wife's BF. Will boof you at least 5x a day, 7 days a week, at 7am, 12pm, 4pm, 8pm, 3am for maximum absorption. Wife will be allowed to supervise. Only purest creatine and dedicated organic applicator, 20cm girth and 50cm lenght. To further increase performance, also willing to take care of your wife in front of you.
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u/SrirachaFlockaFlame 3d ago
What’s your rate John?
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u/Correct_Candidate846 3d ago
"5g per serving"
Would recommend at least 7g or whatever fits up your arse.
Go on buddy, you can do it!