r/CrusaderKings • • 10d ago

DLC Spawn of Satan Pope

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Tried to roleplay him mostly accurately, but when the court nickname event fired I just couldn't resist.

(The mask is the only one that doesn't clip with the outfit, he got disfigured as a result of a cancer treatment)

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u/After_Mechanic_6297 10d ago

2137/10 Absolute Cinema

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u/AFP2137 10d ago

I’m really curious what people who aren’t familiar with Polish meme culture are thinking right now while reading the comments about the pope

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u/Nico_Storch Grey eminence 10d ago

I am realizing there's a whole world out there I'm missing.

Please give us non-Poles the lore?

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u/AFP2137 10d ago

In a nutshell (sorry this got so long):

Poland used to be a very religious, Catholic country. It still is, but the level of religiosity is nowhere near what it was in the 20th century. The election of John Paul II as pope was probably the most important event of the entire 20th century for Poles who were alive at the time, including regaining independence and both World Wars. Having a Polish pope was simply something absolutely enormous. There are genuinely people who believe that the collapse of the USSR started with John Paul II becoming pope, and honestly, those arguments aren't even completely unfounded. The Pope definitely played a major role in Poland's turn toward the West.

So for Polish Boomers and Gen X, he was the biggest cultural icon, and a genuine cult developed around him. We're talking about thousands of monuments all over Poland, gatherings, collective prayers, and people hanging portraits of the Pope in their homes. I literally had a small bust of the Pope at home, and my parents weren't even particularly religious lol. After the fall of communism in Poland, the Pope became quite literally the most important living Pole.

Unfortunately, as tends to happen when one person is worshipped on such a massive scale, things went a little overboard.

Millennials and older Gen Zs had been hearing since childhood about what an amazing person the Pope was, but it was presented to them mostly as straightforward, mind-numbing propaganda. One important thing to mention: Polish schools have religion classes, but these aren't classes about religious studies, they're Catholic catechism. They are technically voluntary, but when I was in school basically everyone attended them. Because of this, Polish schools were also saturated with love for the Pope. Even in the secular school I attended, we had competitions about our knowledge of the Pope, commemorated the anniversary of his death, watched movies about him, etc.

This was basically a universal experience for anyone who grew up in that era. In other words, wherever a young person went, John Paul II was somehow present in this part of their life.

As you can probably imagine, there is no better way to make young people dislike a particular person than forcing that person's cult on them through older generations.

That said, it's not entirely true that young Poles simply disliked the Pope. Today he probably isn't viewed particularly positively, but that wasn't necessarily the case back then.

Young people simply weren't as blindly devoted to him as older Poles were, who continued to absolutely love him. Then, with the rise of the early internet, people started making memes about the Pope.

Even the most innocent and relatively tasteful jokes were met with such outrage from older people that television started talking about an alleged "campaign against the Pope." If someone was caught saying anything negative about him, it was basically treated as if they deserved a public lynching and should have their Polish citizenship revoked (obviously not literally, but you know what I mean).

Once young people realized just how insanely angry older people got whenever someone insulted the Pope, he became a perfect tool for trolling older people online, as well as a generally edgy topic specifically because it broke a taboo.

And that's how "Czanzopapy" was born, some of the most blasphemous and outrageous memes about John Paul II. He was called the son of the Devil, there were jokes and insinuations that he abused children, etc.

Obviously, this caused a huge moral scandal. At first people reacted very negatively to these memes, but eventually they stopped shocking anyone. They still left a permanent mark on Polish internet culture, though, which this post is a pretty good example of.

Poles meme the number 2137 because the Pope died at 21:37. Every Pole knows this because the whole cult surrounding the Pope drilled that fact into our heads from childhood.

Sorry for writing such a massive wall of text. You could literally write entire books about this phenomenon.

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u/City2Sokrates 10d ago

Don’t apologize. Spreading obscure meme lore is doing the Lord’s work.

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u/Popxorcist 10d ago

Only a matter of time when meme historians will be in high demand.

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u/danius353 Ard Rí na hÉireann 9d ago

Imagine getting a PhD in meme history

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u/ridddle 10d ago

You’re missing a huge part of the meme-ifying of JP2. He was found covering abuse by many priests of his Catholic Church. Maintaining status quo. When you combine cult like devotion with reality that he was just a flawed man holding onto ancient structures where priests can do no wrong… well.

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u/AFP2137 10d ago

Yes of course, but entering the whole debate of criticism against the pope was a bit too much for this comment. It is important especially nowadays

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u/hobbycollector 10d ago

User name noted.

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u/SasquatchPL 10d ago

Two more bits of aditional context:
After pope died his cult went overboard. He was EVERYWERE. To the point that tram line I took to school everyday was renamed "Pope's train" and was blasting trivia about pope form the speakers between stops. That insane level "popeganda", together with information of his involvment in covering up pedofilia cases in Catholic Church coming to light was what ultimately birthed the "cenzopapy" memes.

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u/Pakalnis 9d ago

He was EVERYWERE.

Still is. Whenever I travel through poland and need directions to some city I just look for JP2 street. That or Pilsudski. Works 98% of the time.

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u/niceworkbuddy 10d ago

That's right, but I think there is also something else. After JP2 death there was a massive rush in Polish society. Mourning, remembrance, all that stuff. It has gotten to the point where fans of two certain football teams (Wisła Kraków vs KS Cracovia) came together in the day of funeral. They were united briefly until few days later someone from one team's fan club has attacked other fan, I guess that other has died.

As for me, millenial, it was clear in such moment that belief in JP2 is just one big theater and a big fraud. If JP2 was so powerful, why hasn't he build stronger societal foundation? Was it only a facade? For me, now I know, yes.

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u/doittomejulia 10d ago edited 10d ago

I got in trouble at school for not acting sufficiently bereft during the mandatory mourning assembly lol

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u/Ygausrsl 10d ago

what was the other voluntary class, was it ethics (etika) like in slovakia ?

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u/Jenotyzm 10d ago

Three of us - me and two of my kids went through the education system since ethics were supposed to be a class alternative to religion, and I've never seen one organised. It's a Polish school unicorn.

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u/thecraftybear 9d ago

These days ethics is an actual class, since a lot of people refuse to sign their kids up for religion classes. Luckily, ethics is also optional, and we withdrew our kid from it after 3rd grade because she kept complaining about them being pointless, infantilizing (the teacher "taught" thrm things they should've - and have - learned in kindergarten), and on top of it all, she used AI slop off YouTube as her medium of choice (which our kid hates).

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u/Ygausrsl 10d ago

hm yes interesting. stark contrast to today in slovakia, where the kids in my little brothers school are split 55% ethics and 40% christian religion, and 5% evangelical religion. did your school also have choosable languages?

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u/Jenotyzm 10d ago

This changed a bit now, since a lot of pupils resigned from religion classes in last three to five years. Also a lot of Ukrainian kids attend Polish schools and the number of non-catholic pupils grew a lot. There's mandatory English class throughout the entire mandatory education period and for the last six years you choose a second language.

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u/Ygausrsl 10d ago

its the same in todays slovak schools (atleast in brothers school (i went to the same one) they have mandatory english and in seventh grade they can pick a language: russian, french, and german (the pick is permanent all the way to 9th grade, and then you can go to a normal school or a bilingual school from the 8th grade.). its pretty even split aswell but a most girls go to french in my brothers grade. the french people also have a lot of 0th classes (periods?) because they have 1 teacher than can teach french. they also go on a respective school trip (for a lot of money of course). germans to berlin, french to paris, and the russians can just tag along.

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u/Jenotyzm 10d ago

I like the trip thing - nice way to check how much you've learned. In public schools here going abroad with school doesn't happen much in general, not when you live in central or eastern Poland at least. In private schools it's more popular, but not in direct connection with language learned at the moment.

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u/Davisonik Jihadi Sultan 10d ago

Yeah, but I don’t think it even was a real alternative back then, especially in small towns. When I was a kid, only one of our classmates didn’t attend religion classes and she just had some time off because nobody would hold ethics classes for just one person.

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u/Arakkoa_ Blatno 10d ago

I remember when I was 13-ish and I said I didn't want to attend the religion classes, and everyone was trying to dissuade me. "Why is it even a problem to just sit there?" And when pressed, they'd finally admit it was because they didn't want to have to think what to do with me. I ended up just sitting it out in the library.

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u/FeniXLS Depressed 10d ago

yes

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u/Davisonik Jihadi Sultan 10d ago

It’s “cenzopapy”. Czany are the place where the memes were made

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u/ancient_snake 10d ago

Kinda similar to Kirkification

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u/MamoKupMiGlany 10d ago

You forgot about 2 things:

  1. Pedophilia accusations - big part of the memes are about pope raping children or hiding pedophiles found within catholic church. There's no proof that he did former, there's that he knew about pedophiles and did nothing about it.

  2. He's usually presented with deeply yellow face.

But otherwise very good description.

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u/NegativeMammoth2137 Mastermind theologian 10d ago

The yellow face meme comes from this one heavily photoshopped image of the pope where someone made him look as yellow as possible

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u/Jeicam_ 10d ago

you can see more at r/2137

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u/Anacoenosis Absolute Cognatic, Y'all 10d ago

The United States we have the concept of a "butterface" but man, y'all went the extra mile.

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u/bluepaintbrush 10d ago

This is hilarious lol, when I was in Poland I definitely noticed all the JP2 stuff and I knew of the history of him advocating for Polish people who were suffering behind the iron curtain, but I obviously didn’t know the meme — although as a millennial who grew up in the “moral majority” culture in the US, I 100% support trolling boomers with no sense of irreverent humor; that’s why we loved South Park.

Someone elsewhere in this thread said something about the coat of arms, can you explain that reference too?

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u/zuoo 10d ago

OP made the coat of arms into an image of kremówka. It's one of JP2's main memes that is popular both within the pope-loving and the pope-mocking crowds. Actually, the wikipedia page even explains the origin of the connection between kremówka and JP2: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Napoleonka

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u/haitei 10d ago

You forgot mention that "kremówka" translates to "cream pie" for extra hilarity.

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u/bluepaintbrush 10d ago

Amazing. And now I’m hungry for one lol.

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u/Asd396 10d ago edited 8d ago

Oh, I guess that's a bit more context for the Jan Pawel running joke in Netflix's 1670.

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u/Gontarius 9d ago

Let's not forget that somewhere along the way Poles realised which things popey hadn't heard, seen, or acted upon.

Hint: it's a homophone to our favourite Portable Document Format.

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u/ZekicThunion 10d ago

Thanks, it was clear and entertaining explanation

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u/explicitlarynx 10d ago

That is crazy interesting, thank you! Also shout out to young Poles, that's exactly how you should go about trolling the older generations and the catholic church.

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u/MamoKupMiGlany 10d ago

It started 20 years ago, we're no longer young :p

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u/Ingifridh 9d ago

Your wall of text was super fascinating to read, thank you for writing it! I'm Finnish and I had no idea about any of this, beyond the fact that John Paul II was Polish. Never thought I'd learn something new from a thread I thought was just about the game giving a random Pope character a silly nickname!

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u/Erenito 9d ago

Well I just learned something. Thanks!

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u/SetsunaFox Fearless Idiot 8d ago

Człowiek który został talerzem

The only stuff I find inaccurate is saying he isn't particularly positively viewed now. His view, even in the millenial/Gen Z population, is still overwhelmingly positive  outside of leftist and progressive circles (which aren't prevalent in Poland, but exist)

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u/A_Mouse_In_Da_House 10d ago

I only know 2137 which is 21:37, his time of death

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u/Typical_guy11 10d ago

In Poland cult of Pope was of similar level like Kim Il Sung cult in North Korea. Trolls and jokers from chans decided it's great way to butthurt people and started making memes about Pope. Some were really nasty like censoring pr0n with Pope face. Memes now are various, funny, blasphemous, satire, pure butthurt. You name it you got it. Very popular is raiding boomers dedicated fanpages and spreading memes as it's still generating unbelivable butthurt beyond older people.

Now Cenzopapas become more mainstream and many average people enjoys them.

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u/iamwantedforpooping 10d ago

Does he perchance like cream filled pastries?

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u/Grzechoooo Poland 10d ago

Look at his coat of arms 

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u/iamwantedforpooping 10d ago

Oh i missed that completely :)))))

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u/A7etmed 10d ago

whay are yall referencing

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u/thecraftybear 9d ago

The Great Creampie of 2137

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u/iamwantedforpooping 9d ago

i was gonna write up something but there's already a comment out there doing a faaaar better job than i could (I'm not Polish, just stumbled onto this while learning the language and found it hilarious)

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u/PhateAdemar 10d ago

You mean creampies? 

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u/verydistressedaltmer 10d ago

the Beast of Wadowice run 💛

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u/Slow___Learner 10d ago

john paul

spawn of satan

clears throat

PAPIEŻA OBRAŻAJOOOOO!!!!

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u/PanDom2137 10d ago

I also played as Wojtyła

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u/PhateAdemar 10d ago

Not yellow enough 

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u/Traditional-Main7204 10d ago edited 10d ago

And no "pervert" trait.

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u/Dreknarr 10d ago

Love the CoA looking like a priest

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u/Red_Worldview 10d ago

THE TRICKSTER XD

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u/Sawbora 10d ago

'Tis the Beast of Wadowice!

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u/Ok_Bet_725 10d ago

Does he like girls with braids or without?

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u/ettercapny 10d ago

With braids... Without braids... Both will do.

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u/Sawbora 10d ago

Has he tried some Turbo chewing gum?

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u/Sylassian 10d ago

Historically accurate medieval pope.

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u/Lesny6667 10d ago

Historically accurate 20th century Polish pope

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u/Nobodyydobon 10d ago

Historically accurate cause this vaguely not evil guy trait wise is slandered into being a Spawn of Satan

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u/Grzechoooo Poland 10d ago

Bestia z Wadowic 

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u/Psychological_Eye_68 Augustus 10d ago

There’s an ecclesiarchal count in my realm ‘the priest hater’ in my ongoing game as the papacy.

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u/xxHamsterLoverxx 10d ago

i mean he's polish so that nickname is waranted /s

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u/RoTtEn_SaSuAgE Secretly Zunist 10d ago

The morda should be more rzułta

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u/Sawbora 10d ago

B- b- but my liege, we can't, it's the Holy Father!

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u/skysarmy 10d ago

bro has maxed Level of Devotion and they still call him Satan's spawn

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u/kubin22 Poland 9d ago

make his face more yellow
But sir we can't it's the holy father

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u/Familiar-Benefit376 10d ago

Even Shaitan himself may find redemption in the Word Inshallah

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u/skuteren 10d ago

za mało rzu-

a chuj wsumie to mu pasuje taka diabelska morda JP2GMD

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u/TequilaBaugette51 Lunatic 10d ago

Pope John Evil

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u/Grzechoooo Poland 10d ago

John Pope Evil

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u/JoeVibin This is you, though you don't always feel like yourself 10d ago

Imię moje jest Jan Paweł

Jam pół człowiek jest, pół diabeł

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u/Soviet_Aircraft 9d ago

Jam jest bestia straszna, sroga

Jam jest szatan, śmierć i trwoga

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u/One_Depresso_Please 9d ago

Jam dowodził na Wolyniu

Jam pociągał spust w Katyniu

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u/DartTyranus 10d ago

This is more like Walor Kojtyła

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u/gunzman70 10d ago

This is you, allegedly?

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u/The_biggest_JoJo_Fan Lunatic 10d ago

I think this happens when your disfigured or wearing a mask because supposedly no one knows your actual face.

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u/Joshami SJW-degenerate 10d ago

How do you get the 'this is you, allegedly' label?

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u/shinyemptyhead 10d ago

iirc it adds the modifier if you're wearing a mask.

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u/RoughSpeaker4772 Heretic 10d ago

Nah just disfigured

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u/NoctoPolpo 10d ago

I was really hoping it's saying they are "allegedly hetero"

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u/love_you_by_suicide Eunuch 10d ago

melancholic or disfigured I think

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u/Momrot 10d ago

historically accurate jp2

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u/PonuryWojtek Born in the purple 10d ago

Elite ball knowledge right there

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u/Nrevolver Emperor Tachipertingi of Ancona 10d ago

Maybe if he didn't always wear that mask they wouldn't call him that

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u/Midnight-Blue766 10d ago

Pope John Paul according to TradCaths:

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u/Redditforgoit Imbecile 10d ago

A Borgia, then.

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u/Sawbora 10d ago

Worse, a Wojtyła.

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u/Cardemother12 10d ago

Can I ask how you justified his traits ?

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u/ProfFicus 10d ago

He's been described as gregarious and zelous, next time I might switch humble for eccentric or dilligent. He's been very athletic in his youth hence athletic and strong. Poet and journaler, cause he did some of those. Comfort eater due to the kremówki meme. Most of the others (aspiring blademaster etc.) are a result of gameplay (started him as a 16 year old archbishop of Gniezno)

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u/Cardemother12 10d ago

Thank you

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u/NegativeMammoth2137 Mastermind theologian 10d ago

Wasn’t he actually archbishop of Krakow rather than Gniezno?

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u/Conscious-Bedroom698 9d ago

“This is you, allegedly”? I don’t remember ever seeing this while playing, what’s the cause?

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u/Putrid-Storage3857 9d ago

You have to have a serious injury, wear a mask, or be disfigured, i think

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u/fatherelijasbiomom 8d ago

Yes, also if you go far enough into melancholic or lunatic among similar titles

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u/King_of_Kraken Russia 9d ago

Deletes see

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u/Odd-Question8056 10d ago

Couldn't even tell dude has only one eye

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u/Dreknarr 10d ago

Isn't that a buddhist mask ?

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u/ikiice 10d ago

The beast of Wadowice strikes again

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u/Bronco_Bottom 6d ago

How do you get “the spawn of Satan” title added to your name?

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u/ProfFicus 3d ago

Random event while holding court, idk what are the precise requirements, you have to be christian for "Satan" as it differs by faith (The Asatru get "Loki" for example).

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u/Olympia323 10d ago

There's like nothing wrong with him though?? Seems like a good pope to me by his character sheet lol

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u/furel492 10d ago

Papież bękart szatana i mistrz dzieci dotykania

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u/kupriyanchuk 10d ago

I was a pope and antipope at the same time

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u/exodusTay 10d ago

brutal.

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u/Taargon-of-Taargonia 9d ago

Maybe he knows where Manuela Orlandi went /s

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u/WaveElectrical4684 Roman Empire 9d ago

Emanuela. True tho

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u/OkAlbatross9889 9d ago

too much of a deep cut for r/CrusaderKings

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u/CyberEagle1989 10d ago

At least he admits he's a sinner.

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u/Traditional-Main7204 10d ago

I heard Pet Shop Boys song "It's Sin" was based about his biography.

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u/ilikebbqpringles 10d ago

He’s lacking deviant and lustful traits