A decomposer.

That place is cracka-lackin

or is it just me?

I didn’t even do any thing, I just took a day off

It went back to the owner

......it was worth every penne.

"Round, round, get a round, I get a round."

I hope this joke gives you good vibrations.

Mr. Bus

Just toss them in water. Ones that sink are girl ants, and ones that float are buoyant.

It's called A Brush With Death

Because he had a ton of sick beets.

High fashion

You can only ran, because it’s passed tents.

It makes the Dagobah faster.

It was such a toxic relationship.

One of them asks he other "is this whiskey?"

The other one says : yeah, but it's not as wisky as wobbing a bank.

It was a second-hand store.

He's calling it his Greatest Tits.

It.

I've got nobody to blame but my shelf.

Not surprisingly, some worshippers at Sunday services will give casino chips rather than cash when the basket is passed. Since they get chips from many different casinos, the churches have devised a method to collect all the offerings, then send all the chips to a nearby Franciscan monastery for sorting, and then the chips are taken to the casinos of origin and cashed in.

This is done by the chip monks.

I always say "I see a couple of seeds, but it looks like it mostly eats poop!"

Heard this first from Kevin Nealon,

gifted his daughter a new bag.

The daughter replied, 'Thanks for the Baghdad.'

My kids and I went to dinner tonight at a local chinese place.

When we left, these 2 ladies followed behind and were bubbling with laughter. They told us this one guy sent back his sweet tea at least 4 times and they were dying of laughter because they watched the workers pour salt, not sugar into the tea.

My 6yo daughter said back to me, "I guess they made it salt tea."

We did it boys.