r/Damnthatsinteresting • • 10h ago

Video Swimmers enjoying the London Sky Pool, a fully transparent pool suspended 115 feet in the air between two buildings

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u/Daft_Tyler 10h ago edited 9h ago

It's a fun and games until Jason Statham is suction cupping his way to the weakest point of the pool to plant a small explosive charge. 

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u/MrLee723 9h ago

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u/Full-O-Anxiety 9h ago

I’m like 90% sure, the pool in the movie is the pool in the post. Which makes this the best!

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u/stupid_username- 5h ago

Most definitely is

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u/Daft_Tyler 9h ago

Well technically the mechanic did it 15 years ago but we love to see inspiration. 

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u/jadewithmello 10h ago

What could possibly go wrong?

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u/TravincalPlumber 10h ago

an earthquake big enough to sway either building, very unlikely but never 0.

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u/EugeneHarke 9h ago

Geophysicist here.

We have earthquakes in the UK. Not big ones. But I hope that building regulations will require this to withstand a 5 on the smt scale (the same as the Richter scale but if I say Richter scale someone will correct me). Personally I'm more worried about a sonic boom taking it out. But I'm not an engineer.

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u/Azuzu88 8h ago

As an engineer a sonic boom is unlikely to do much here. This thing is made of acrylic which handles shocks much better than glass, and the type of acrylic is incredibly strong. This is basically the same sort of stuff they use in aquariums. You've also got that water, which has huge inertia and would absorb a lot of the energy from a sonic boom anyway.

The whole thing is, I believe, on a sliding joint system which should basically help to protect against shocks and earthquakes as well.

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u/WrongfullyIncarnated 7h ago

Damn thats interesting

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u/1milkshake2straws 4h ago

MilesTeller.jpg

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u/mrASSMAN 2h ago

That’s actually a really good point, for some reason I didn’t consider that it could be made out of plastic rather than glass.. that makes so much obvious sense now though lol

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u/katyusha-the-smol 6h ago

Airplane guy, super sonic aircraft are restricted to sub-sonic speeds over land except in designated “safety” areas mostly for testing, but even then it’s only allowed over water mostly. Should be fine.

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u/Some_Helicopter 5h ago

Reddit user, can confirm the aircraft would technically be above water in this case.. Be advised.

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u/Aligayah 7h ago

Why is Richter scale incorrect and wtf is an smt scale?

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u/deadtiger 6h ago

Richter measures magnitude, smt/shindo measures intensity. Total energy released vs. degree of surface shaking at a given spot. Earthquakes have different smt numbers across multiple regions.

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u/EugeneHarke 1h ago

I might add here that there several ways of measuring an earthquakes intensely. But they all try scale with the outdated Richter scale. So it is just pedantic to argue at least at this level. But this is reddit and there are pendants

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u/WelshyFTW 8h ago

Didn't we have a magnitude of 6.1 in like 1930?

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u/GrumbusWumbus 7h ago

That's the largest earthquake ever recorded in Britain and it wasn't even on land. It was off the coast well into the north sea.

You don't plan for the strongest earthquake that could ever happen, you plan for the ones that are reasonably likely to occur because a strong enough quake will destroy everything no matter what you do.

You weigh the outcomes of failure and design with the knowledge that an earthquake could destroy it at any time.

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u/Orri 4h ago

This is similar to when people moan incessantly when snow causes chaos on the railways etc and why we don't do enough to cope with it.

Truth is we don't have enough snow to warrant us designing infrastructure around it.

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u/Hallsy3x6 9h ago

Good thing it’s in London then.

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u/ppmd420 9h ago

Also means they didn't have to consider random people shooting at it which I would imagine is a serious problem... Elsewhere.

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u/Hallsy3x6 9h ago

It’s just outside the US embassy though so it’s a non zero chance!

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u/Mean-Fondant-8732 9h ago

My headcannon from now on out is that the US Embassy’s are essentially Wild West saloons.

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u/thtamthrfckr 6h ago

American here, as long as there’s no school or religious building close by you could be ok, carry on

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u/PKSkriBBLeS 8h ago

In 1580 there was a 5.8 . Is that big enough to crack this?

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u/Lambchops_Legion 8h ago

If your mom is walking down the street yeah

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u/zeelbeno 9h ago

Or Godzilla might attack the building.

As unlikely in London but never 0

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u/MrAmazing011 8h ago

That'd be like a little kids snack tray at a park to Godzilla.

...gotta say, I'd kinda like to see him eat from that

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u/Justout133 8h ago

But Godzilla's usually the good guy, at least in every sequel to the original, believe it or not. Still tends to be wrecking buildings in his quest to defend earth from all the other monsters, though.

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u/Valagoorh 9h ago

A meteorite impact at this location that shatter the glass is highly unlikely, but never 0.

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u/Leonbacon 10h ago

I remember not long ago a big earthquake hit Thailand and the bridge between two buildings broke.

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u/Apprehensive_Rule852 9h ago

Also that pool on one of the roofs just sending tidal waves over the edge lol

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u/skaggldrynk 8h ago

Oh yeah, an earthquake might not destroy it if it's thick acrylic on a sliding joint, but the way buildings sway throws out tons of water so now I'm imagining being in there and going weeeeeee with a wave right over the edge.

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u/Zestokist 8h ago

If I remember right a father jumped the breaking bridge before it fully collapsed to get something or one of their children that I can't remember

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u/smokefoot8 8h ago

I’d be more worried about high winds swaying the buildings. Tall buildings are designed to move with the wind rather than stay perfectly rigid, but the pool materials are unlikely to be happy with repeated stressors.

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u/TallTelevision4121 8h ago

You don't think that thought went into its engineering?

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u/Thayli11 7h ago

Of course it did. But there's a lot of failed architecture throughout human history because something was missed or the stressors come in larger or more frequently than was accounted for.

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u/i_poop_chainsaws 7h ago

Six miles away from this sky pool is the Grinfell Tower fire location. I’d never assume anyone in this area follows through on their engineering thoughts.

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u/ian9outof10 5h ago

Grenfell is what happens when you ignore engineers and clad a building with unsuitable materials. As it was designed, that specific problem would never have existed. “Improving” the look from the outside was the catastrophic failure.

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u/RIF_rr3dd1tt 5h ago

Or someone flies an aiplane into the building. Seen that happen before.

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u/OriginalTigerDuck 10h ago

Something like Aquadom in Berlin. They thought this could never happen…

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/AquaDom

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u/StargazyPi 10h ago

Yep. Built by the same people!

And, fun fact, they never worked out why the aquarium exploded either!

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u/BingusTheWonderKitn 9h ago

No way. It's made by the same people?! That makes this multitudes scarier

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u/QuietGanache 8h ago

And, fun fact, they never worked out why the aquarium exploded either!

They never reached a firm conclusion as to the precise cause but there were plenty of potential contributing factors:

  • A few years after commissioning, significant leaks developed near the base, which would have unevenly stressed the acrylic.
  • During refurbishment, the tank was left dry for a year. Acrylic contracts as it dries so this would also have induced stress in the material, with further stress as the inside of the cylinder expanded ahead of the outside from water permeating back in
  • Chisels were used to remove the old glue, hammered towards the outside wall of the cylinder
  • The water in the tank was kept significantly warmer than the exterior, which was allowed to fall well below freezing on the night in question (this would also be a factor in the pool but the stress cannot build up as much because it's an open trough).
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u/Adipay 10h ago

That is odd. What are the leading theories?

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u/StargazyPi 9h ago

Wikipedia mentions material fatigue and temperature differentials.

Which is again interesting, as this pool is exposed to the outside air, whilst containing heated water!

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u/_TeaWrecks_ 9h ago

It says right in the article they linked. "... suspected causes included material fatigue, exacerbated by the difference between Berlin's very low air temperature (−9 °C (16 °F) that night), and the tank's water temperature (26 °C (79 °F))."

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u/syncapse 9h ago

makes no sense...why is the interior of a hotel lobby -9C?? The tank is indoors...Seems like someone wrote some BS into wiki

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u/AX11Liveact 7h ago

It was closed for renovations over the winter.

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u/Nerje 9h ago

Hubris

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u/-Anonymously- 9h ago

How can I not find a single video (security or otherwise) of the moment it fails?

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u/CrisstIIIna 10h ago edited 9h ago

Literally yesterday I saw a story about a giant suspended aquarium (AquaDom in Berlin) in a hotel that abruptly exploded, leaving about 1500 fish sploshing around glass and other floor debris all the way into the street. No one was injured, which is insane, and they managed to rescue a lot of the fish. In this scenario if something like this happens with people inside is just gonna result in catastrophic consequences....

Edit: thanks for the correction, no one died.

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u/BananaReeves 9h ago

Most of, if not all of the 1500 fish died...lol

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u/juliankennedy23 9h ago

I mean it exploded at 5:30 in the morning when the place was basically closed that's why no one was injured.

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u/jeweliegb 9h ago

2 people were injured, according to Wikipedia

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u/bitpartmozart13 9h ago

I think only the fish in the basement lived.

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u/garagebats 9h ago

Two injuries

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u/wongo 7h ago

And this pool was made by the same company!

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u/Main_Locksmith_2543 10h ago

One cracked glass and you become part of the London skyline 😅

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u/jadewithmello 10h ago

The Shard 2.

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u/jerechos 10h ago

I was thinking roadway...

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u/deeeeeeeeeeeeez 9h ago

you become part of the London skyline

yeah? The glass breaks, and you become part of the skyline? Brilliant

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u/RPDRNick 8h ago

London Sky Pool falling down? Falling down? Falling down?

London Sky Pool falling down, my fair lady.

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u/ZiM1970 9h ago

They will be showing this drone footage one fateful day, along side the news chopper coverage of the aftermath.

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u/Additional-Proof556 9h ago

"Nobody saw this coming"

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u/XmasJaxonFlaxonWaxen 9h ago

Hopefully we won’t get any “Breaking” News

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u/Organic_Rough4433 10h ago

The glass could break and they could all fall to their deaths. Hope this helps /s

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u/Lineworker2448 8h ago

🎵 London Sky Pool bridge is falling down falling down 🎵

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u/Ol_Dirty_Batard 10h ago

Abso-fucking-lutely not.

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u/Main_Locksmith_2543 10h ago edited 9h ago

Imagine the glass cracking while you're swimming 🫣

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u/blackweebow 10h ago

P sure I saw this in Final Destination or some shit

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u/Lyndon_Boner_Johnson 10h ago

In the movie The Amateur with Rami Malek he kills a guy by detonating an explosive which breaks the glass and the guy falls out the bottom.

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u/Rabid_Mexican 9h ago

There is also a mission in one of the Hitman games where you can perform this assassination

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u/Username12764 10h ago

There‘s a Jason Statham movie with a very similar scene

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u/Princess_Slagathor 9h ago

The mechanic?

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u/SonofaSlumlord 9h ago

Not op but yeah

Edit: from the sequel the Mechanic Resurrection

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u/RevolvingCatflap 8h ago

This swimming pool is used to film that scene

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u/Erathen 10h ago

You're probably think of the sky needle glass floor thing

But similar

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u/Spastic_pinkie 8h ago

A child holding up a broken spark plug while sporting a wicked grin.

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u/jeweliegb 9h ago

Imagine it having some of those see through LCD panels with animations on them that looks like they're breaking like on that Chinese bridge.

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u/ecodrew 7h ago

With all due respect, fuck no. I won't be imagining that.

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u/Darkwaxer 10h ago

'I'd survive this, I'd just find an air bubble and swim up'

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u/PanicAtTheMiniso 10h ago

Why would I willingly imagine that?

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u/aggressive_napkin_ 7h ago

as a normal human, i don't care how engineeringly sound such a thing is or can be demonstrated to be. FUCK. THAT.

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u/ecodrew 7h ago

Yup. I am a big believer in science and engineering, but my fear of heights is in charge on this one.

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u/slonkulocuswily182 5h ago

My fear of contractors fucking up is in charge of this one.

I’ve seen too many videos lol

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u/Crazy_old_maurice_17 6h ago

As an engineer, I agree.

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u/Tayloropolis 2h ago

To me this feels like watching someone unload a revolver, check the barrel, check the chambers, put a trigger lock on, then point it directly at their head. I'm confident it's probably gonna be fine but at the same time wtf why are you doing that?

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u/SpeakWithoutFear 10h ago

Nope.

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u/scoobytoobins 9h ago

username checks out? doesn’t check out? can’t decide

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u/Saddledust 9h ago

I've seen too much final destination for this shit

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u/Own_Sheepherder_6244 10h ago

What if concrete was see through? You'd be cooked?

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u/Erathen 10h ago

Concrete is not glass

Glass does not flex like concrete

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u/TheVividCashew 10h ago

I might be wrong but, doesn't glass bend further than concrete barring specialized conditional concrete

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u/sealpox 8h ago

This pool is definitely acrylic, not glass

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u/DynamiteWitLaserBeam 4h ago

I heard this elsewhere, but:

I don't trust any engineer this much. But even if I did,

I don't trust any manufacturer this much. But even if I did,

I don't trust any builder this much. But even if I did,

I don't trust other people this much. But even if I did,

I don't trust ME this much.

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u/Nivek_Vamps 2h ago

My family was at Disney World this past week and one of the stores had this massive glass/crystal/gem castle for sale for $285,000. Obviously my mom wanted it because it was legitimately very pretty, but just as obviously we did not buy it. My mom wasn't serious but she kept asking for my dad to buy it for her, eventually he said it wouldn't fit in the luggage and she retorted that the store offers shipping, I said that there isn't a single organization, company, group, or individual(including myself!) that I would trust with transporting something as expensive and delicate as it.

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u/JDM-Kirby 1h ago

I would rather get it shipped and insured than I carry it and break it myself with no insurance.

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u/Inevitable_Pop4005 1h ago

Bro honestly considering a fucking crystal decoration at DISNEY WORLD for a price of a small house

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u/Nivek_Vamps 1h ago

Not us. Idk who is going to buy that thing, but it certainly wasn't going to be my family

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u/gulp_daddy 2h ago

They cracked the first one they were installing so you’re not wrong

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u/Cold-Designer5105 10h ago

Insane plot for final Destination

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u/MisterBumpingston 9h ago

A Hitman mission, I believe.

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u/Bauld_Man 8h ago

The Playboy mission in Blood Money. One of the targets is in a glass-bottomed hot tub you can shoot out.

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u/Blackrage80 9h ago

Hitman: Blood Money

Agent 47 would have a field day

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u/KebabAnnhilator 10h ago

Embassy Gardens charges £6,000 a year for a service charge on top of rent for that btw

Plus they have a ‘poor door’ for people in the cheaper flats to enter through, with higher paying tenants having easier and more exclusive access

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u/Tight_Replacement771 9h ago

I can't believe they even let the poors swim with them. They should at least make them wear some kind of identifying mark /jk

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u/ThunderSquall_ 5h ago

wtf 😭😭😭

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u/Mord4k 10h ago

I think I remember this Hitman level...

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u/snakesnake9 10h ago

I've swum there, it's pretty cool. Obviously not something for someone who's afraid of heights. But waving to people walking underneath it through the glass was pretty fun.

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u/Main_Locksmith_2543 10h ago

That must be such an unreal experience! Was it scary at first when you looked straight down?

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u/dragon8733 10h ago

I visited the US embassy and it made me feel ill just watching people swimming in it lol

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u/VanillaGoorillla 9h ago

Ain’t this the pool remi malek destroys in that movie he’s in as a spy

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u/MamaBear4485 10h ago

Nah, no, nope and fuck no.

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u/geek66 6h ago

I am an engineer, I trust engineering… I am also a swimmer… always happy to jump in..

Still.. I think I am a nope

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u/listenyall 5h ago

I was at a resort that had this, it was just the 5th floor and it was small, basically a pool hallway between two normal pools, it was terrifying

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u/Lil_b00zer 10h ago

Wasn’t this like 2020? I remember something about not all the residents of the building were allowed access. Like if you had an apartment that was part of social housing you had no way of getting to the pool.

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u/me2saucy 7h ago

This looks like a Final Destination opening waiting to happen

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u/CitizenHuman 10h ago

All I can think of is the movie The Amateur where Rami Malek blows up a pool like this.

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u/Gaffkaesque 10h ago

That scene was filmed right there!

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u/TNS_420 10h ago

It's pretty cool, but I'm not doing it.

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u/Wilsanne 10h ago

Da fren

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u/blabs0 9h ago

Or walk underneath it.

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u/thededucers 10h ago

“Cannonball!”

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u/SugarPlumMary 9h ago

Yes, London is well-known for its hot and sunny climate, I'm sure this outdoor pool high in the windy sky is very comfortable and useful. It's not at all just some rich people useless nonsense built merely for bragging rights. Not. At. All.

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u/Big-Cartographer-556 8h ago

London registered <1mm of rain this summer from mid June to September. Total.

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u/QualityPostBelow 9h ago

85+ 25c/77f days this year in London. I wouldn't mind a pool at all. Plus, it's heated

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u/LittleRedCorvette2 4h ago

You don't know about the Summers do you?

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u/XFantomApe 10h ago

Ça ressemble au début d'un destination finale

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u/Ostrich_Bacon 10h ago

All fun and games until you see Jason Statham hanging from the pool below

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u/Practical-March-6989 3h ago

why is this being regurgitated now? Its been up for literally years.

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u/cantsitheya 1h ago

It's my first time seeing it. I get that the Internet sucks and bots are annoying. But this gave me anxiety for a minute, isn't that worth something? No, ok.

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u/KickBlue22 10h ago

How many ways are there to say 'no'. I'll start: nope!

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u/basscycles 2h ago

All aboard the nope train to fuckthatville.

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u/CrustyLoveSock 9h ago

lol I’m not even crossing the walking bridge.

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u/ManukaBadger86 10h ago

Looks like if a particularly ornery truck drove by, may turn your swim into a free dive.

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u/kanid99 10h ago

That's a nope pool for me

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u/Asher_Tye 9h ago

Nope, no thank you.

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u/Affectionate-Egg7566 9h ago

What about the buildings swaying in the wind? Won't that cause immense strain on the glass?

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u/thatirishguyyyyy 2h ago

Yeah, im good. 

If this is the Nine Elms district, then theu blew this pool up in The Amateur movie. 

I understand that it's just a movie but I would rather just watch.

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u/Bubbaganewsh 1h ago

Not for all the tea in China. 

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u/not_trevor 8h ago

Hell to the N to the Fuck to the O to the mitten flipping NO.

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u/DweeblesX 10h ago

No thank you

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u/Emergency_Pea_61652 10h ago

Clearly these people haven't seen Final Destination

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u/ThepalehorseRiderr 9h ago

Or "The amateur". A 2025 action movie starring Rami Malek where he assassinates a guy swimming in this pool by putting vacuum charges underneath it to delaminate the glass until it fails.

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u/The_Hero_0f_Time 10h ago

yeah no thanks

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u/I_Lost__TheGame 10h ago

Not I captain, not I.

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u/MasterShakeJr 10h ago

I just know that the day I decide to go there, it'll break.

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u/IFTTTexas 10h ago

That’s where Jason Statham kills you.

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u/cuntam 2h ago

As a former local resident I can assure everyone I did not take up their offer

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u/tr00th 10h ago

Knowing the about of the engineering, the planning and specific materials used to build this pool I’d be okay swimming to the middle.

If it can hold all that water, which weighs more than all the humans swimming in it and not collapse, it definitely not gonna happen if I take a dip. The only reason I’d not swim here is I don’t want to be constantly filmed by a fricking helicopter flying overhead!

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u/Erathen 10h ago

I don't think anyone is saying your weight could cause it to break lol

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u/ATaxiNumber1729 6h ago

What if they’re with their mom?

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u/heftybagman 9h ago

You clearly haven’t seen this guy

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u/ZonnyT16 10h ago

im sure i wont see this pool on the news as a tragedy in the future

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u/turbopro25 9h ago

While this is all true and it’s most likely safe, I’ll stick to the pool that’s on the ground. I don’t need falling to my death added to the dangers of swimming.

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u/blahyaddayadda24 6h ago

I dont think you've read enough about engineering blunders that have cost lives.

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u/JOOT94 9h ago

Okay, but has anyone ever stopped to ask “Why?”

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u/gary_desanto 9h ago

Someone explain to a non structural engineer, who still knows just enough to know that tall buildings sway a lot more than you would think, why this isn't the dumbest thing ever?

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u/andylugs 8h ago

The clear Acrylic centre has Steel end caps or ‘tubs’ that are connected to the buildings concrete structure. One end is pinned with a limited range of movement whilst the other rests on sliding bridge bearings to allow for movement and thermal expansion etc.

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u/peabody624 9h ago edited 9h ago

Redditors don’t want to swim in it, huge surprise

🤓 “the best part about this is it’s totally optional!”

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u/yolo_derp 10h ago

That’s a big nope from me

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u/ShortBusPassenger 10h ago

I’ll just stay on the ground

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u/Cultural_Eye5178 10h ago

something something final destination something something

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u/JDangle20 9h ago

Dumb ways to die #473.

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u/_x_oOo_x_ 5h ago

Bring your swimsuit... and a parachute.

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u/mrASSMAN 2h ago

I’m gonna fly against the tide here and say it’s fucking cool and I’d swim in it. I was worried about it until realizing it’s not glass, it’s acrylic/plastic.. it’s not going to suddenly shatter

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u/dorafatehi 10h ago

Willem Dafoe looking upwards GIF

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u/SonicTemp1e 10h ago

Ah yes, the Darwin pool.

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u/smurfk 10h ago

It's great that we built the first transparent pool between two skyscrapers. Now can we take some of that money and invest in making food and housing affordable?

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u/good2Bbackagain 10h ago

How about...

NO

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u/Kwazipig 10h ago

I just looked and the empty structure weighs 50 tonnes. The water weighs an additional 150 tonnes. Thats a big nope from me.

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u/randomzrex 9h ago

Oh....fuck......no

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u/enricokern 6h ago

nope. I played hitman....

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u/justADDbricks 9h ago

Worth pointing out that, as per the UK laws, where new developments need to have a certain amount of social housing in them, that those residents, who share the same building, are not allowed to use the pool. Despite the fact they live there.

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u/ThaCarter 8h ago

So if I understand this right, the building is required to have some subsidized housing but the subsidized units aren't given amenities associated with the higher priced (or higher maintenance fee condos) units?

I imagine the subsidized residents could pay for access if they chose, but otherwise this doesn't seem too problematic. Not uncommon to have tiers in shared services communities - non-golfers rejoice!

I do wonder about efficacy as far as requiring apportionment of all builds of this kind versus dedicated buildings kept at a comparable %, but don't really have much inclination as to which is better or worse.

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u/gulp_daddy 7h ago

I lived there and that’s not correct - the social housing units are in a different building and don’t bear the EG name nor do they pay the service fee for the building amenities. I couldn’t even use the amenities despite living there until our letting agent put both mine and my partner’s name on the lease despite both of us paying rent and living there.

The other commenter who mentioned a “poor door” was talking out of their ass too as no such door exists.

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u/Garden-squirrel 10h ago

Wow! Even if someone offered me money to swim in that pool, I wouldn't/couldn't do it.
Well, honestly, for a million dollars, I'd dip in for a second but that's it.

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u/VirginiaLuthier 10h ago

"Hey- does anyone else hear that cracking sound?"

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u/DoorEqual1740 10h ago

No. Just no.

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u/mister_obvious_2nd 10h ago

Thanks but no thanks.

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u/Kongopop 10h ago

A completely optional way to swim

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u/blatantregard 10h ago

"Enjoy" haha... except for the constant butthole clenching and "don't look down" running through their heads. Super relaxing.

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u/unluck_over9000 10h ago

I’m not even barbera. And for that reason, I’m out.