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u/goteachyourself 11d ago
Definitely the latter. When she was fighting at near-peak, looking to prove herself, she scored a direct hit to Shang's jaw and managed to bruise him, but he wasn't really hurt. She's not naturally strong, she just has a ton of guile and strategy that makes her a great fighter.
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u/SamTheMan004 11d ago
It's also that strategic thinking that gives her a high kill count. I forget the exact number, but she killed over 20p Huns with that avalanche, I believe.
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u/Vicki_Vickster2222 11d ago
Absolutely a single friendly hit from Mulan.
Snow White rarely ever gets angry anyway.
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u/Valirys-Reinhald 11d ago
Mulan. I want her to hit me anyway.
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u/Middle-Let9645 11d ago
Sorry. Wasnāt trying to misgender you. The point still stands though. Serious (if stupid) question, and you comment āthatā.
As to the question. This bugs me people are acting like Mulan is incapable of pulling her punches. Also, even if Snow isnāt that strong, 100 punches will kill you. So basically, Mulan is the sensible choice.3
u/Valirys-Reinhald 11d ago
I wasn't trying to imply that I wanted to stab you, I just thought Eowyn was the funniest and most dramatic response possible to being misgendered.
As for the point standing, yes. Yes it does. I like it when other women hit me and I am not ashamed.
And as for the question, the same can be applied to Snow White. Either both can pull their punches, in which case neither is a threat, or neither can pull their punches, in which case Mulan is still the better option.
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u/Middle-Let9645 11d ago
Weāre talking psychology though. An angry person isnāt going to want to hold back, and it specifies angry punches (so full force) i.e. beaten to death. The person would have to be a very small child for that to be survivable.
https://giphy.com/gifs/xcyirt8bZNWZU9JOqa
Obvious hyperbole, this image, but it makes my point.1
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u/MvonTzeskagrad 10d ago
Mulan knows her strength. One friendly hit would not hurt much and would certify me as her bro.
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u/Mr-Kuritsa 10d ago
No she doesn't... Her "friendly punch" in the movie knocks Yao off his feet and starts a camp brawl.
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u/steroboros 11d ago
Snow white was raised by Dwarves, she might have been been enchanted by Doc and off screen sparring and training
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u/Canadian_Zac 11d ago
And Mulan is a trained soldier. She knows how to control her hits.
Snow White strikes me as the type that, it takes a lot to get her angry at all. She's always incredibly calm and nice. But if you did someone piss her off, she's out for blood. There will be eye gouging and biting
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u/A_Complete_Nerd 11d ago edited 11d ago
Wait, I actually kinda like the implication that Mulan continued training in martial arts years after she defeated the Huns and slowly turned into a muscle mommy
To answer your question though, Snow White. Because I know she would struggle to even hurt a fly.
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u/MSANSOP1 11d ago
A friendly hit.
100 angry hits implies she's wanting to deal most damage to me. While a friendly hit is definitely in a softer area of my body and won't hurt as much.
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u/Kinglycole 11d ago
Give me those 100 snow white hits. Snow Whiteās a pacifist 14 year old girl who has no real influence on the plot. Mulanās a highly dangerous warrior who will likely break every bone in my body without meaning to.
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u/Psychofischi 11d ago
When would it ever not be better to take the friendly hit?
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u/Irongun_258 10d ago
Only if the friendly hit is from someone who can't control their emotions or powers to a safe degree... Like Godzilla.
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u/Psychofischi 10d ago
Oh yeah true
I have yet to see a meme like this where it was so. It's always only a strong person on the right but never a "stupid" one
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u/Irongun_258 10d ago
I feel like 100 angry hits from Snow White would kill anyone. 1 hit may not be much, but 100? How long is the recovery time between each hit? Where am I getting hit? Is she kicking or punching?
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u/Inner_Translator_417 8d ago
Everyone donāt be fooled. Take the friendly hit no matter how humanly strong mulan should be.
Snow White lived in the woods, use her hands all day and can call animals plus the dwarfs. She have too much in her resume for me to think Iāll even survive the 100 punch
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u/Fun-Memory1523 7d ago
I was honestly thinking snow White's punches would be like this.
But you are probably right.
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u/Inner_Translator_417 7d ago
Fern is another sleeper build. She had been surviving with a lazy elf for a decade, carrying her, brushing her hand and hand washing clothes (till recently). Stark is just build different.
Took a full punch from a hero and heās feeling got hurt more than his bleeding head
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u/Maximum-Country-149 11d ago
The latter. Mulan's strong, but also disciplined and holding back, per the terms of the question.
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u/LowerMine815 10d ago
Idk where we get the idea that Snow is weak. Shes spent all day doing intensive chores for years. Sure she isnt a warrior, but girls got some muscles.
So yeah ill take the friendly hit thanks.
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u/dividezero 10d ago
At least it's not Cinderella. She's hauling around heavy stuff all the time. She'll kill you
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u/thorleywinston 10d ago
I'd take the "friendly hit" from Mulan. For me it's not about how hard either of them could hit but how much control someone giving you a "friendly hit" is going to have. I think Mulan could hit someone in a "friendly" manner (like a buddy punching you gently on the arm) without doing any damage or inflicting any real pain. But someone who is angry and hitting you 100 times is likely to lose control and do some real damage at some point.
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u/SynthScenes 7d ago
Seeing as I canāt imagine either of these things hurting, letās go with Milan. There is no way Snow White throws 100 punches without hurting her wrist.
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u/Moongazingtea 11d ago
Depends when in the movie she hits me. Right before the training montage but after all her bad luck and Mushu making things 100 times worst is the best to get hit by Mulan.
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u/Additional_Meeting_2 11d ago
Mulan isnāt this buff. Raya is the one who trained from childhood. Mulan is more about her brains. She was couple of months of training at most
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u/Sophia-Eldritch 11d ago
Quick question that will heavily influence my answer; does Mulan have to stop at one, or can she do more~
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u/JohnZ117 11d ago
100 hits from an angry Snow White implies I did something to anger a 14 year old girl with Snow White's disposition. I'd rather have the latter.
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u/ancalime9 11d ago
I'd rather not make Snow White angry and being friends with Mulan would be awesome. The hit would hurt but I'd accept that to be friends.
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u/CronosAndRhea4ever 11d ago
Mulan was a professionally trained combatant. I would trust her skill with my life.
She would not harm me accidentally.
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u/Full-Strain-2629 11d ago
Friendly hit means she's not trying to hurt me and I did nothing wrong. An angry Snow White means I did something messed up enough to push her into violence. I won't be comfortable with hurting someone as sweet as her to such an extent.
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u/SamTheMan004 11d ago
Friendly hit from Mulan. Snow White couldn't be angry for that long, at least if we're talking about the original.
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u/Horrordestroyer 11d ago
Friendly hit is either her Mushu guided slap on the butt, or a slap on the face, or a sparring punch.
All of which I can take.
On the other hand, Snow White would hit me about 10 times before falling asleep in a graceful Disney prince fashion and my chest would hurt
I'mma pick Mulan
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u/Arcani-LoreSeeker 11d ago
snow white is dainty asf. mulan would mess you up because she doesnt realize her own strength.
that being said: ill take mulan, because worth it.
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u/Mingatronz 11d ago
Mulan, I have never gotten hurt or hurt anyone seriously doing martial arts, but I almost blinded my best friend just playing around.
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u/Express_Calendar8278 10d ago
I could take both just fine. Probably Mulan though one punch from a trained soldier aināt so bad
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u/SomeGuyOverYonder 10d ago
Mulan. At least her hit would be a friendly one, not out of anger or spite.
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u/Its_Fruitee 10d ago
yeah nah iāve met people like snow white id rather mulan hit me snow might be like a crow and go for the eyes
hell she might not even fight you herself just uses them disney princess powers to have a whole forest swarm you
a friendly punch from mulan even if i get knocked down iāll survive relatively unharmed
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u/Infamous-Waltz-4574 10d ago
Repeatedly being hit has the potential for far more serious damage than a single hit regardless of the persons strength. Especially if itās to the head where you can acquire a serious brain injury.
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u/Extension-Event4998 9d ago
Mulan just so it is over with and she know how to fight so unless she mad Iām keeping my teeth more then likelyĀ
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u/MeltedChocolateOk 9d ago
Lego Snow White was hella crazy.
You are safer getting beaten up by Mulan.
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u/ManifestoRat 9d ago
Mulan is trained warrior
Will not go too far
Snow white?
No self control
Pain is intention
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u/PlanktonSuccessful83 8d ago
I can take a friendly hit from a soldier
Do not EVER underestimate how much a nice person is holding back
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u/edrith90 7d ago
I'd take the friendly hit from Mulan. The whole point is it's "friendly," she's probably not aiming to hurt, so it shouldn't
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u/Cassie_The_Wolf 7d ago
Getting hit once by Mulan wouldnāt be much worse than the times my dad hit me. So I will take one hit from Mulan.
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u/Shinin_W1zard 6d ago
Snow White does all the household chores in a house inhabited by 7 dwarves. She is decently strong. A 100 hits will kill you.
Mulan...depends. Is this the classic version or the superhuman live action version? The classic version Mulan has basically above average physicality. It's her wits and tactics skill that makes her dangerous. You'd survive it.
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u/Supernova4099 5d ago
A friendly hit implies that she's not trying to hurt me. Therefore I shall take the friendly hit.
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u/Andrei22125 11d ago
Friendly hit from Mulan would be sparring. I can take that.