r/DontPutThatInYourAss • u/Kimmy6932 • 2d ago

Household object 🪠🏺💡🌂🧯🍾 Sewing Tool

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Some Vintage Sewing Tool

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u/miserabeau ASSistant 2d ago

It's a darning mushroom. You stretch a sock across it to mend it when it comes apart.

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u/Late_Apricot404 1d ago

A pink sock

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u/s3ndnOod 1d ago

Googles pink sock

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u/baycenters 1d ago

"Darn!"

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u/Ornery-Practice9772 2d ago

for darning socks

but no one darns socks anymore and life is short so🤷‍♀️😉

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u/baycenters 1d ago

But when they do it's done in the night when there's nobody there. It gets lonely, that's all I'm saying.

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u/Ornery-Practice9772 1d ago

yeah i getchu.
just look at all the lonely people

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u/Crazypsyduck56 2d ago

extremely flared base...check. ✔️ approved! 👌

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u/Rotten_Ralph_01 2d ago

It's a porous material impossible to keep bacteria from taking root

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u/Angry-_-Crow 2d ago

For the adventurous, that simply makes it "single use"

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u/Existing-Elk-8735 2d ago

Wood is naturally anti microbial, its why we use it for butcher blocks and cutting boards.

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u/Rotten_Ralph_01 1d ago

Helpful information, I don't think you should use that as anything except the intended use. If you're doing something kinky it might not hold up to such things. But if you are confident that it'll work as a butt plug, then by all means.

https://giphy.com/gifs/tXL4FHPSnVJ0A

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u/Special-Umpire-3023 2d ago

Sock darning bobbin

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u/ACupOfDuck 2d ago

Witch end do you put in?

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u/Willing_Display1532 2d ago

I’ll try it

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u/Commercial_Row_1380 2d ago

Dreidel dreidel dreidel

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u/31i731 2d ago

Naah that's too small

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u/Exciting-Zombie8449 2d ago

....how the fuck do you sew?!?

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u/Upper-Fee5851 1d ago

Needs to be about a foot longer and 2 inches thicker.

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u/kinetic750 1d ago

Flaired base

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u/skyld_70 2d ago

Why not? It has a flared base.

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u/mookaji1 1d ago

It’s for darning socks.

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u/Maty658 1d ago

I mean its smooth and flared

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u/PMTurk 1d ago

Looks more like a plug

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u/NelsonMandela7 1d ago

If not that, What CAN you put in your ass?