r/Enough_Sanders_Spam • u/dangergypsy • 15h ago

Satire This is probably exactly what's going to happen

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u/jalliss 15h ago

I take some solace in the fact that their ridiculousness is more visible to the broader public.

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u/dangergypsy 14h ago

People are waking up to the fact that the far left's only MO for anything is: Let fascists win -> ????? -> REVOLUTION!!!?

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u/copper_nano_tube 11h ago

And they won’t actually participate in any meaningful acts to forward the revolution, they’ll be online spectators.

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u/dangergypsy 10h ago

And any "revolution" would involve doing what they always do: exclusively going after Democrats and giving Republicans pass after pass

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u/okan170 6h ago

If we go historically they would do just that and then act all surprised Pikachu when the far right stabbed them in the back.

They have only one playbook I guess.

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u/lickle_ickle_pickle 9h ago

In the question mark it's "turn the US into a multiparty parliamentary state so the fascists will need to come to the communists to form a government". BTW the part about forming a government has happened, with predictable results.

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u/notfeelany 7h ago

Anyone with even a shred of pattern recognition should recognize by now just how truly disastrous it is not to vote for Democrats.

See 2016 & 2024 for the results of the "earn my vote" mentality.

Meanwhile see 2020 for the results of vote blue no matter who.

Their earn my vote mentality has been destructive , if their goal is supposed to be promoting progressivism because they deny the absolute fact of US politics: "the more people try to hold Democrats accountable for things, the more they reward Republicans with election wins.

Voting for Democrats is the correct choice 100% of the time

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u/dangergypsy 7h ago

As someone scarred for life from the Bush years alone, when exit polls in 2016 showed "voters agree it's time for change and something something both sides" I was like "oh fuck here we go again"

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u/HAHAGOODONEAUTHOR Ryan Knight is an Ernst Thälmann socialist 14h ago

wait, is the onion funny again?

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u/RhysPeanutButterCups Voters' Remorse 2028 14h ago

This feels way too self-aware for the Onion.

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u/dangergypsy 14h ago

It’s from a subreddit where people make up Onion headlines

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u/HAHAGOODONEAUTHOR Ryan Knight is an Ernst Thälmann socialist 13h ago

That makes way more sense.

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u/Boco 12h ago

The Onion is run by a bunch of Bernie bros, so no they're not actually this self aware.

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u/dangergypsy 12h ago

In other words, they’d write this unironically?

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u/HAHAGOODONEAUTHOR Ryan Knight is an Ernst Thälmann socialist 9h ago

Exactly

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u/Bestbrook123 15h ago

He won't be old enough to run for POTUS in 2032 so there's that atleast

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u/No-Guard-7003 7h ago

Ugh...not another one! 🙄🤦🏻‍♀️